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(The Sun)   "Human Barbie" meets her true love, a real-life Ken doll, but sadly, they don't get along (w/pics)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 154
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2013-01-28 10:05:17 PM  
That "dude" is creeeeepy.

I've seen other pics of the Barbie girl in which she looked normal, so I wonder if her "look" is mostly due to makeup and photoshopping.
 
2013-01-28 10:41:37 PM  
I'm officially creeped the f*ck out.
 
2013-01-28 10:45:42 PM  
She's right. He overdid his lips.
 
2013-01-28 11:58:26 PM  
Yet you can't keep him off the Human G.I. Joe (he's an action figure, NOT A DOLL!!!)
 
2013-01-29 12:08:44 AM  
Valeria added: "This pleases me because a doll is an image of an ideal woman. Nobody would mind to be compared with a doll."

Except maybe for that whole "not having a brain" part.


Ghastly: Yet you can't keep him off the Human G.I. Joe (he's an action figure, NOT A DOLL!!!)


www.watchcartoononline.com

"Stacy, please, I must have you back. Just come for a ride with me in my Mobile Command Unit"

"Joe, I told you, it's over. Release me from your Kung-Fu Grip"
 
2013-01-29 12:13:13 AM  

The_Sponge: I'm officially creeped the f*ck out.


Oh, c'mon, how bad could this artic-

*clicks article, stares in horror, walks away silently*
 
2013-01-29 12:14:15 AM  
Those are airbrushed so hard that I'm getting a paint high.
 
2013-01-29 12:19:15 AM  

fusillade762: Valeria added: "This pleases me because a doll is an image of an ideal woman. Nobody would mind to be compared with a doll."

Except maybe for that whole "not having a brain" part.


Ghastly: Yet you can't keep him off the Human G.I. Joe (he's an action figure, NOT A DOLL!!!)

[www.watchcartoononline.com image 416x304]

"Stacy, please, I must have you back. Just come for a ride with me in my Mobile Command Unit"

"Joe, I told you, it's over. Release me from your Kung-Fu Grip"


Heh.

CSB:

At one of my old jobs, one of the engineers looked exactly like that old school G.I. Joe action figure.
 
2013-01-29 12:20:45 AM  
That ain't right...
 
2013-01-29 12:32:06 AM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The_Sponge: I'm officially creeped the f*ck out.

Oh, c'mon, how bad could this artic-

*clicks article, stares in horror, walks away silently*



Dude!  I warned you!
 
2013-01-29 01:04:16 AM  
When neither party has genitalia, it can make for a rocky relationship.
 
2013-01-29 01:08:22 AM  
eww...
 
2013-01-29 01:11:53 AM  
Maybe she didn't like this...

cache.gawker.com
 
2013-01-29 01:15:13 AM  
Has the weirdest boner right now.
 
2013-01-29 01:29:04 AM  
These people are not going to handle the aging process well.
 
2013-01-29 01:33:19 AM  
That chick is creepy as hell.

But I still want to fark her.
 
2013-01-29 01:39:50 AM  
It's shiat like this that makes me think "good game, western culture"
 
2013-01-29 02:20:10 AM  
*clicks on link*

media-cache-ec4.pinterest.com
 
2013-01-29 02:50:35 AM  
C'mon Barbie, let's go party.
 
2013-01-29 04:33:41 AM  
Welp, that's enough internet for tonight.....
 
2013-01-29 05:50:49 AM  
But she said she has many admirers - and is delighted that people think she looks like a doll. Valeria added: "This pleases me because a doll is an image of an ideal woman. Nobody would mind to be compared with a doll."

There's so much wrong with that statement I'm not even sure where to begin.
/ken has sharp, plastic knees
 
2013-01-29 06:25:47 AM  
I think she looks pretty good.
 
2013-01-29 06:27:23 AM  
so wrong.
so.... wrong....
 
2013-01-29 06:28:54 AM  
/still has more human parts than a Hollywood woman
 
2013-01-29 06:34:01 AM  
Well, that picture won't give me nightmares*shudder*

I think he's gay anyways.That said, he is obviously plastic surgeried to (near) death, she on the other hand is all about makeup and more makeup. This doll girl thing is a fan(in where else?) Japan, and it has spread to the occasional girl here and there. Thus, you can find youtube videos on how to "doll"(heh heh) yourself up.
 
2013-01-29 06:37:07 AM  
G.I. Joe with kung fu grip content to be alone.
 
2013-01-29 06:37:11 AM  
I would enter her uncanny valley, if you know what I mean.

/shudder
 
2013-01-29 06:38:45 AM  
Kids around the world go hungry and we have these farks...
 
2013-01-29 06:42:43 AM  

miss diminutive: But she said she has many admirers - and is delighted that people think she looks like a doll. Valeria added: "This pleases me because a doll is an image of an ideal woman. Nobody would mind to be compared with a doll."

There's so much wrong with that statement I'm not even sure where to begin.
/ken has sharp, plastic knees


Yes, it's difficult to imagine the ... Well what the hell happened to this girl to make her so...off?
 
2013-01-29 06:42:56 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Thinks Ken is a wuss.
 
2013-01-29 06:44:29 AM  
Doll girl thing aside, she does have quite the bod in that bikini photo.
And for all of you that say, "wah, sharp knees. I like them a bit fatter". Well, you can have the fatties. They're aaaall yours.
 
2013-01-29 06:45:12 AM  

olderbudnoweiser: G.I. Joe with kung fu grip content to be alone.


GI joe didn't have anything either, I know I checked :/
/Well I was 6-8
 
2013-01-29 06:45:45 AM  
I don't know which is worse, these two idiots or the tampon girl and shiat eating guy 'marrying'
 
2013-01-29 06:53:00 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: olderbudnoweiser: G.I. Joe with kung fu grip content to be alone.

GI joe didn't have anything either, I know I checked :/
/Well I was 6-8


Give him a break, he was in combat!
 
2013-01-29 06:55:15 AM  
FTA: "But she said she has many admirers - and is delighted that people think she looks like a doll. Valeria added: "This pleases me because a doll is an image of an ideal woman. Nobody would mind to be compared with a doll."

Um. How about "No".

/and, "Ick".
 
2013-01-29 06:57:18 AM  
As someone named Ken, I'm getting a kick out of.... Oh, whatever.

That opening picture will certainly haunt my sleep for days to come. Then I will forget about it and move on. These 2 idiots, however, they will live with it forever.
 
2013-01-29 06:59:12 AM  
I wear those extra-large black contact lenses sometimes. They make me look weirdly menacing, like a mentalist who doesn't realize vaudeville is dead. "I will now predict that two people in this audience of 500 have the same birthday! The Amazing Hypnothug has spoken!"

And 'cause they're from China, they're cheaper than real contact lenses. I'm saving money on my prescription AND looking disturbing! It's win-win!
 
2013-01-29 06:59:46 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: miss diminutive: But she said she has many admirers - and is delighted that people think she looks like a doll. Valeria added: "This pleases me because a doll is an image of an ideal woman. Nobody would mind to be compared with a doll."

There's so much wrong with that statement I'm not even sure where to begin.
/ken has sharp, plastic knees

Yes, it's difficult to imagine the ... Well what the hell happened to this girl to make her so...off?


Extreme case of attention seeking behavior is my guess.

It's working too, so she's getting lots and lots of positive reinforcement and she ain't gonna stop. Bet she's going to end up like the lady who turned herself into the cat-thing.
 
2013-01-29 07:03:30 AM  

real_kibo: I wear those extra-large black contact lenses sometimes. They make me look weirdly menacing, like a mentalist who doesn't realize vaudeville is dead. "I will now predict that two people in this audience of 500 have the same birthday! The Amazing Hypnothug has spoken!"

And 'cause they're from China, they're cheaper than real contact lenses. I'm saving money on my prescription AND looking disturbing! It's win-win!


But Kibo, don't you think he's overdone his lips?
 
2013-01-29 07:04:59 AM  

olderbudnoweiser: tinfoil-hat maggie: olderbudnoweiser: G.I. Joe with kung fu grip content to be alone.

GI joe didn't have anything either, I know I checked :/
/Well I was 6-8

Give him a break, he was in combat!


Combat must be hell even for the Germans and Japanese.
/Yea, my brother had those.
 
2013-01-29 07:05:04 AM  

durbnpoisn: These 2 idiots, however, they will live with it forever.


Does all that plastic have a shelf life? I wonder if he'll need to go in for regular maintenance and upgrades.

tinfoil-hat maggie: miss diminutive: But she said she has many admirers - and is delighted that people think she looks like a doll. Valeria added: "This pleases me because a doll is an image of an ideal woman. Nobody would mind to be compared with a doll."

There's so much wrong with that statement I'm not even sure where to begin.
/ken has sharp, plastic knees

Yes, it's difficult to imagine the ... Well what the hell happened to this girl to make her so...off?


I have no idea. I owned dolls when I was little but I never once thought that they represented what I was supposed to look like. They were a means of escape and imagination, not a roadmap to body image expectations.

Do boys grow up thinking they have to look like action figures and comic book superheroes?
 
2013-01-29 07:05:21 AM  
Where are her ribs.  I mean really, WHERE ARE HER RIBS?  Think about how a skeleton looks, then try to place that inside of that body.  And that's just the skeleton.  Where are her lungs?  Oh wait, I think I found them.  They've just been moved.
 
2013-01-29 07:06:15 AM  
Cannot wait for a few years down the road when she decides to do porn.

I want to see Shane Diesel split her in half.
 
2013-01-29 07:07:01 AM  

ShannonKW: tinfoil-hat maggie: miss diminutive: But she said she has many admirers - and is delighted that people think she looks like a doll. Valeria added: "This pleases me because a doll is an image of an ideal woman. Nobody would mind to be compared with a doll."

There's so much wrong with that statement I'm not even sure where to begin.
/ken has sharp, plastic knees

Yes, it's difficult to imagine the ... Well what the hell happened to this girl to make her so...off?

Extreme case of attention seeking behavior is my guess.

It's working too, so she's getting lots and lots of positive reinforcement and she ain't gonna stop. Bet she's going to end up like the lady who turned herself into the cat-thing.


Well let's hope not although I think the best she can go for nor is a Joan Rivers.
 
2013-01-29 07:07:53 AM  

Sass-O-Rev: FTA: "But she said she has many admirers - and is delighted that people think she looks like a doll. Valeria added: "This pleases me because a doll is an image of an ideal woman. Nobody would mind to be compared with a doll."

Um. How about "No".

/and, "Ick".


There is a woman that is very sick with anorexia,weighs about 40 pounds. Before he had anorexia, she was a beautiful young woman.Now she looks like a walking skeleton . She has people sending her fanmail too, and her responses is "WTF is wrong with people? Don't they realize I have a serious illness?" Unfortunately, I cannot find that link,just goes to show that just because there are admirers, doesn't make i a good thing....
 
2013-01-29 07:08:46 AM  

The_Sponge: I'm officially creeped the f*ck out.


2nd

Hopefully they kill each other and I never have to see them again.
 
2013-01-29 07:09:38 AM  
Meh, she's only "creepy" because she's got the contacts in. The eye makeup is pretty minimal, actually.

Without the contacts and makeup she's very cute in a next door girl way. If you can ignore the bib job and the missing ribs.
 
2013-01-29 07:09:42 AM  
American Justin said of Valeria: "Much of her look is added make-up, fake hair and slimming corsets. Drag queens have put on the same illusions for years."

1. He is a gay little biatch.

2. No, in the bikini shots that is her. She isn't trussed up in a corset.
 
2013-01-29 07:10:14 AM  

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: Meh, she's only "creepy" because she's got the contacts in. The eye makeup is pretty minimal, actually.

Without the contacts and makeup she's very cute in a next door girl way. If you can ignore the bib job and the missing ribs.


Boob job, boob job, boooooooooob job

Ftfmfmfm
 
2013-01-29 07:10:48 AM  

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: real_kibo: I wear those extra-large black contact lenses sometimes.

But Kibo, don't you think he's overdone his lips?


He's overdone lots of things. I just wear the contacts once in a while, I don't push my face into a belt sander, draw on eyebrows with Sharpies, or inject toilet caulk into my lips. That guy is the sort of person who inspires people to yell "OMG A PHOTOSHOP DISASTER!" in real life.
 
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