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(CBS Sports)   Guess which college took its prospective football recruits to a strip joint, and then bragged about it on Twitter? GO AHEAD ... GUESS   (cbssports.com) divider line 31
    More: Florida, Twitter, Martha's Vineyard, Florida International  
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2013-01-28 08:37:06 PM  
Nevin Shapiro University?
 
2013-01-28 08:40:17 PM  
So we were supposed to guess Florida International?

ok
 
2013-01-28 08:42:34 PM  
The only legitimate reason for Twitter existing is so famous idiots/organizations can post embarrassing shiat.
 
2013-01-28 08:45:52 PM  
Still better than Duh U.
 
2013-01-28 08:46:35 PM  
It's all about "The Little U".
 
2013-01-28 08:48:58 PM  
I keep hearing that Twitter does wonderful things like bring democracy to authoritarian societies in the Middle East, but all I ever see is stuff like this. Maybe they get a different Twitter over there.
 
2013-01-28 08:52:36 PM  

beerrun: So we were supposed to guess Florida International?

ok


My thoughts exactly. I knew it wasn't ASU though because I listen to local sports radio and they tend to be faster than FARK.
 
2013-01-28 09:00:36 PM  

neuroflare: beerrun: So we were supposed to guess Florida International?

ok

My thoughts exactly. I knew it wasn't ASU though because I listen to local sports radio and they tend to be faster than FARK.


With the Florida tag, I just assumed the logical choice would have been Miami, so FIU may as well of been Yale in this case.
 
2013-01-28 09:01:15 PM  
have been, even
 
2013-01-28 09:04:12 PM  

neuroflare: beerrun: So we were supposed to guess Florida International?

ok

My thoughts exactly. I knew it wasn't ASU though because I listen to local sports radio and they tend to be faster than FARK.


Shiat, they've got better than a strip club on campus at ASU. Don't need to pay some joint to see naked chicks gyrate
 
2013-01-28 09:09:49 PM  
Bryn Mawr?
 
2013-01-28 09:12:34 PM  

beerrun: neuroflare: beerrun: So we were supposed to guess Florida International?

ok

My thoughts exactly. I knew it wasn't ASU though because I listen to local sports radio and they tend to be faster than FARK.

With the Florida tag, I just assumed the logical choice would have been Miami, so FIU may as well of been Yale in this case.


Heh, didn't even think of the flag
 
2013-01-28 10:14:30 PM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Bryn Mawr?


Awesome.
 
2013-01-28 10:18:18 PM  
I was really hoping that it was Bob Jones U.
 
2013-01-28 10:26:11 PM  
I assumed it WA in Oregon because we have a lot of strip clubs. I assumed the Florida tag was cause we try hard to be the Florida of the NW.
 
2013-01-28 11:47:07 PM  
Shiat....this will mean that FIU will get the death penalty on everything (they'll shut the school down).

Miami will only get a head turn and an 'Oh you!'
 
2013-01-29 01:07:24 AM  

FloydA: I was really hoping that it was Bob Jones U.


Or BYU.
 
2013-01-29 06:55:00 AM  
That headline really brought home just how many shady college football programs Florida has.
 
2013-01-29 07:27:27 AM  
www.torontolife.com
FIU Football Flexibility and Fitness Coach Destiny Hardbottom-Periwinkle.
 
2013-01-29 08:12:18 AM  
That's what happens when you come to the O-B, BABY
 
2013-01-29 08:17:08 AM  
I went to FIU in the late 90's. We did not have a football team there yet, but we had a good soccer and baseball team... and lots of pretty latina women walking around with their tight outfits.
 
2013-01-29 08:55:16 AM  
What is a "snow bunnie"? I'm not hip to this jive.
 
2013-01-29 09:07:28 AM  
Even with the tag I was still going to guess Ohio State. Seriously who goes to Ohio on purpose?
 
2013-01-29 09:18:54 AM  
They were just trying to emphasize their stance on NOT molesting children.
 
2013-01-29 09:23:12 AM  

John Redcorn: What is a "snow bunnie"? I'm not hip to this jive.


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2013-01-29 09:39:44 AM  

Rapmaster2000: I keep hearing that Twitter does wonderful things like bring democracy to authoritarian societies in the Middle East, but all I ever see is stuff like this. Maybe they get a different Twitter over there.


They want revolution, we want devolution.
 
2013-01-29 09:54:25 AM  

John Redcorn: What is a "snow bunnie"? I'm not hip to this jive.


I believe the young gentleman was requesting an entertainer of the caucasian persuasian.

I'm basing this on the fact that I once purchased an album by The MC Hammer.
 
2013-01-29 11:17:34 AM  
The most amazing thing about this story is that someone actually wasted an official visit on FIU.
 
2013-01-29 01:03:33 PM  
Not BYU?
 
2013-01-29 02:10:23 PM  
Was this submitted by an alumni trying to pretend his school has a football team?

/couldn't have been FSU. No strip clubs anywhere closer than Panama City.
 
2013-01-30 10:43:38 AM  
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