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(SFGate)   Former San Francisco 49ers player arrested for domestic violence against boyfriend after argument involving soy sauce and stolen underwear   (sfgate.com) divider line 65
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2013-01-28 09:04:06 PM  
Crap, I wanted it to say weeners....
 
2013-01-28 09:11:58 PM  
i29.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-28 09:31:12 PM  
And soy it goes...

/soy dissent
 
2013-01-28 09:32:07 PM  
About two years ago I slept with this chick a few times(Yeah she lives in Canada......)
And she stole me boxers..I see her around every once in a while ..I say hi.

// Cant help but think when I see her..Are you wearin' me boxers?
 
2013-01-28 09:32:50 PM  
i.thestar.com
more sparkle fabulous than a biatch slap.
 
2013-01-28 09:33:36 PM  
A fight over soy sauce? That is so freakin' gay!
 
2013-01-28 09:37:13 PM  
49er romance
 
2013-01-28 09:46:34 PM  
Go Ravens!
 
2013-01-28 09:55:37 PM  
A Chinese restaurant is no place for pants on the ground.
 
2013-01-28 09:56:27 PM  

edmo: Crap, I wanted it to say weeners....


I'm guessing (since we can't see those anymore) that you did a Boobies sort of thing. Again, we can't see it, but the word you wanted was "comment" not "post".
 
2013-01-28 10:01:56 PM  
It all started when he noticed his own skid marks by the rear entrance the last time he pulled out.
 
2013-01-28 10:11:03 PM  
As love stories go, it was pretty Kwame.
 
2013-01-28 10:41:05 PM  
Now it makes sense. I wondered why he played tackle but kept lining up at center.
 
2013-01-28 10:41:15 PM  
i29.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-28 10:42:45 PM  
is he the first relatively young, out of the closet nfl player?
 
2013-01-28 10:48:09 PM  
Someone please explain this kwame/real doll joke?
 
2013-01-28 10:54:56 PM  
Oh, thank Jethusus

i206.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-28 11:10:35 PM  

ksobby: is he the first relatively young, out of the closet nfl player?


I'm not entirely sure he was *out* per se, though being a draft bust that never made a name in the league may have meant that it just never hit the news. If he wasn't, being outed in the papers for assaulting your boyfriend can't rank highly up there on the "best ways to do it" list.

/Subby
//Shoulda made it "Weeners"
///It's my first green, I'll learn.
 
2013-01-28 11:12:25 PM  
no wondered he seemed so well-spoken when i saw him in an interview several years ago
 
2013-01-28 11:36:04 PM  
i259.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-28 11:43:08 PM  
There's one big name player from the Niners glory days that is gay SF is a small city... There's another guy from the Y.A. Tittle /John Brodie days that occasionally wears his yellow NFL alumni to the gay bar next to my apartment and guess what normal people don't care who they sleep with

/I think the older guy actually played for the Bears
 
2013-01-28 11:44:35 PM  

borg: There's one big name player from the Niners glory days that is gay SF is a small city... There's another guy from the Y.A. Tittle /John Brodie days that occasionally wears his yellow NFL alumni to the gay bar next to my apartment and guess what normal people don't care who they sleep with

/I think the older guy actually played for the Bears


Dave Kopay?
 
2013-01-28 11:54:48 PM  

Palmer Eldritch: Someone please explain this kwame/real doll joke?


IIRC, someone anonymously submitted an ADVICE thread to TFD, asking if a Real Doll was worth the money. A cheeky mod or admin outed the submitter.
 
2013-01-29 12:01:28 AM  
FTA: Doctors at O'Connor Hospital in San Jose determined that Geier had suffered complex compound facial fractures that required surgery and the insertion of a metal plate, Serrato said.

Holy shiat, that's a serious beating.
 
2013-01-29 12:22:25 AM  

Sgt Otter: Palmer Eldritch: Someone please explain this kwame/real doll joke?

IIRC, someone anonymously submitted an ADVICE thread to TFD, asking if a Real Doll was worth the money. A cheeky mod or admin outed the submitter.


The admin also greenlit the thread for all us without TF. I think the title was something circa: "I've been saving up for a realdoll for 2 years and I finally have the money but now I'm in a relationship, do I still go for it? ADVICE NEEDED"
 
2013-01-29 12:32:44 AM  
Gay domestic violence? Of course he played for San Francisco and Oakland.
 
2013-01-29 12:48:36 AM  

NightOwl2255: FTA: Doctors at O'Connor Hospital in San Jose determined that Geier had suffered complex compound facial fractures that required surgery and the insertion of a metal plate, Serrato said.

Holy shiat, that's a serious beating.


You really don't want to get punched by a college hockey or football player. I'd imagine the same goes for people that make it into the pro level even for a week.
 
2013-01-29 01:01:05 AM  

Palmer Eldritch: Someone please explain this kwame/real doll joke?


close to what the others have said, but if you are curious, and have a little time, check it out: hilarious NSFW thread
 
2013-01-29 01:06:51 AM  
He Kwame. He soy. He kicked his ass.

/sorry
 
2013-01-29 01:37:14 AM  

BobNesta420: He Kwame. He soy. He kicked his ass commit a holding penalty that set the 49ers back 10 yards.

/sorry

 
2013-01-29 02:30:44 AM  
Domestic violence crosses all socio-economic levels and sexual orientations. You don't just get beat up because you're a woman, you get beat up because he can't control you.

/when politicians do it, it's called "family values"
 
2013-01-29 03:07:29 AM  
Soy gevalt...

/note: putting soy sauce/any sauce on rice or using the rice to soak up liquid is considered offensive in some Asian cultures
 
2013-01-29 03:11:30 AM  
...Could this story be any Geier?

/Su Hong
//I wonder if they ordered a Double Happiness plate
 
2013-01-29 03:31:35 AM  
Gotta love the Bay.
 
2013-01-29 05:55:00 AM  
Profit?
 
2013-01-29 06:09:31 AM  
My headline was better:

Soy sauce and underwear comes out in the midday sun
 
2013-01-29 07:24:54 AM  

NightOwl2255: FTA: Doctors at O'Connor Hospital in San Jose determined that Geier had suffered complex compound facial fractures that required surgery and the insertion of a metal plate, Serrato said.

Holy shiat, that's a serious beating.


Eh, I dunno. There was a party I was at in high school that got slightly out of control. There was a pudgy kinda rednecky and angry/violent dude that worked at the same pizza place I did, and he decided to sucker-punch the friend of another co-worker. One punch and it broke his orbital bone and he needed surgery. The angry redneck dude was maybe 5'-4", 170lbs or so I'm guessing, and he got drunk and just punched the crap out of this guy "because he didn't like his leather jacket"

/I'm not saying a 6'-7" 240lb guy didn't lay a serious beating down in the case of the story, but the damage described doesn't necessarily prove a savage beat down, at least in my anecdotal experience.
 
2013-01-29 07:38:32 AM  

borg: There's one big name player from the Niners glory days that is gay SF is a small city... There's another guy from the Y.A. Tittle /John Brodie days that occasionally wears his yellow NFL alumni to the gay bar next to my apartment and guess what normal people don't care who they sleep with

/I think the older guy actually played for the Bears


Dick Butkus?
 
2013-01-29 08:10:06 AM  
Soy sauce?
www.wired.com
 
2013-01-29 08:10:27 AM  
Ndamukong Suh, welcome to your future.
 
2013-01-29 08:28:01 AM  

my_cats_breath_smells_like_cat_food: There was a pudgy kinda rednecky and angry/violent dude that worked at the same pizza place I did, and he decided to sucker-punch the friend of another co-worker. One punch and it broke his orbital bone and he needed surgery. The angry redneck dude was maybe 5'-4", 170lbs or so I'm guessing, and he got drunk and just punched the crap out of this guy "because he didn't like his leather jacket"


Well, I certainly hope mr angry redneck dude saw some jail time and sued for his pussy assed sucker punch attack.
 
2013-01-29 08:39:08 AM  
I call shenanigans. There are no queers in San Fransisco.
 
2013-01-29 09:17:16 AM  

Tumunga: I call shenanigans. There are no queers in San Fransisco.


Quit calling homos queers. Where are your manners??
 
2013-01-29 09:24:52 AM  
Harris then pinned Geier against a plate-glass window and hit him several times in the face and head.

Doctors atO'Connor Hospital in San Jose determined that Geier had sustained complex compound facial fractures that required surgery and the insertion of a metal plate, Serrato said.


www.sparkytimes.com

Look, just because I don't be givin' no man my soy sauce don't make it right for Kwame to throw Menlo into a glass motherfarkin' window, beating his face in, and farkin' up the way the ni**er talks. Motherfarker do that shiat to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause I'll kill the motherfarker, know what I'm sayin'?
 
2013-01-29 09:36:02 AM  
He sure has a lot of grey hair for 30.

silvervial: Domestic violence crosses all socio-economic levels and sexual orientations. You don't just get beat up because you're a woman, you get beat up because he can't control you.

/when politicians do it, it's called "family values"


Right on. Assholes exist in every demographic.
 
2013-01-29 09:45:03 AM  
It's all fun & games until the soy sauce hits the underwear.
 
2013-01-29 09:58:27 AM  

Don Gato: My headline was better:

Soy sauce and underwear comes out in the midday sun


It wasn't.
 
2013-01-29 10:17:32 AM  

Coelacanth Filet: Gay domestic violence? Of course he played for San Francisco and Oakland.


He wishes he could have played for the Packers.
 
2013-01-29 10:45:00 AM  

Shostie: [i29.photobucket.com image 290x320]


LO farking L!
 
2013-01-29 10:46:05 AM  
30 years old....please tell me that his hair is dyed. Otherwise he must have been ticked off from his graying hair. Makes me feel better about myself.
 
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