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2013-01-28 06:51:28 PM
cleanitproject.eu has been flagged as a terrorist site do you wish to continue
 
2013-01-28 07:45:50 PM
Just once I'd like to read about an intelligent person in a position of authority saying something intelligent.
 
2013-01-28 08:05:31 PM

Slaxl: Just once I'd like to read about an intelligent person in a position of authority saying something intelligent.


That would never sell.

As for this particular endeavor: yeah there's no way this will get abused or trolled.
 
2013-01-28 08:41:42 PM
EVERYTHING is terrorism now! The guy who shot up the Batman theater? Terrorist! He didn't have any political motivations or demands but he was a TERRORIST! The kid who killed all those 6 year olds....TERRORIST! That neighbor of yours whose terrier shiat on your lawn....TERRORIST! It's a post 9/11 world, everyone is a terrorist!
 
2013-01-28 08:48:49 PM

Mugato: That neighbor of yours whose terrier shiat on your lawn....TERRORIST

TERRIERIST!

Fixt.
 
2013-01-28 09:02:25 PM
Oh man, if this becomes reality the Politics tab is going to get REAL interesting.
 
2013-01-28 09:19:29 PM

HMS_Blinkin: Oh man, if this becomes reality the Politics tab is going to get REAL interesting.


My first reaction reading the story was that if they tried to implement it in the US, every single comment on every message board would get flagged as "terroristic" because someone disagreed with the content of the post.  I know this because it's the first thing I would do.
 
2013-01-28 09:20:39 PM
As a youth I was sullen and suicidal but as I have aged, I have decided to stick around and see how the comic opera that is humanity plays out.

It's like a French Existentialist meets Toho meets world destruction production of Joie De Vivre vs. Godzilla and Derpaclese.
 
2013-01-28 09:38:08 PM
Finally a way to fight back against those sites like lemonparty.org
 
2013-01-28 09:42:28 PM
"Under CleanIT's rules, the Irish ultra-nationalist "32 County Sovereignty Movement" site (an alias of the terrorist group the "Real IRA") couldn't be touched, as it's hosted in the US. "

Comedy. farking Go-farking-l-farking-d.
 
2013-01-28 09:44:31 PM

Mugato: EVERYTHING is terrorism now! The guy who shot up the Batman theater? Terrorist! He didn't have any political motivations or demands but he was a TERRORIST! The kid who killed all those 6 year olds....TERRORIST! That neighbor of yours whose terrier shiat on your lawn....TERRORIST! It's a post 9/11 world, everyone is a terrorist!


Michael J. Fox has no terrorism in him.
 
2013-01-28 09:45:49 PM
"Under CleanIT's rules, the Irish ultra-nationalist "32 County Sovereignty Movement" site (an alias of the terrorist group the "Real IRA") couldn't be touched, as it's hosted in the US. "

Tell me that the League of the South website is hosted in Ulster.
 
2013-01-28 10:02:56 PM
Politics tab would DDOS this system.
 
2013-01-28 10:28:38 PM

Mugato: EVERYTHING is terrorism now! The guy who shot up the Batman theater? Terrorist! He didn't have any political motivations or demands but he was a TERRORIST! The kid who killed all those 6 year olds....TERRORIST! That neighbor of yours whose terrier shiat on your lawn....TERRORIST! It's a post 9/11 world, everyone is a terrorist!


Whadda they got that I ain't got?

1.bp.blogspot.com

Terror.
 
2013-01-28 10:38:59 PM
I am going to every single celebrity website I can find and flag them as terrorism.
 
2013-01-28 10:45:01 PM

what_now: I am going to every single celebrity website I can find and flag them as terrorism.


Why do the married ones get a pass?
 
2013-01-28 10:48:35 PM

DoctorCal: what_now: I am going to every single celebrity website I can find and flag them as terrorism.

Why do the married ones get a pass?


Because marriage is the worst form of terrorism, already.

/Ducks
 
2013-01-28 10:59:35 PM
I've seen terrorists right here on Fark. Somehow they don't count if they are faux-patriots that brag about wanting to shoot cops if and only if those cops are coming to take their guns.
 
2013-01-28 11:17:41 PM
It's only terrorism if I disagree with your side!
 
2013-01-28 11:18:53 PM
I don't see this so much as Asinine as I see it as Stupid.

Choosing an inappropriate topic icon is terrorism, subby.
 
2013-01-28 11:19:02 PM
[_] Smart, [_] Funny, [X] Liberals
 
2013-01-28 11:20:58 PM
Terroriffic!
 
2013-01-28 11:22:57 PM
Yeah, this will never be abused.
 
2013-01-28 11:23:44 PM

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: DoctorCal: what_now: I am going to every single celebrity website I can find and flag them as terrorism.

Why do the married ones get a pass?

Because marriage is the worst form of terrorism, already.

/Ducks


www.thegreathoohoo.com
 
2013-01-28 11:24:58 PM

Mike_LowELL: [_] Smart, [_] Funny, [X] Liberal


I probably would have checked off "funny" for you, but if you think that's the best way to describe yourself then I'm not gonna argue.
 
2013-01-28 11:27:07 PM
This would just get me in trouble when i drink and listen to the Misfits and Anti-Flag on YouTube.
 
2013-01-28 11:28:20 PM

davidphogan: This would just get me in trouble when i drink and listen to the Misfits and Anti-Flag on YouTube.


Anti-Flag? You don't mean anti the american flag do you? Right on
 
2013-01-28 11:28:21 PM

DoctorCal: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: DoctorCal: what_now: I am going to every single celebrity website I can find and flag them as terrorism.

Why do the married ones get a pass?

Because marriage is the worst form of terrorism, already.

/Ducks


I thought it'd fifty duck sized terrorists. Or one terrorist sized duck.
 
2013-01-28 11:35:08 PM
www.apfn.org
 
2013-01-28 11:37:07 PM
[X] Filmmakers, [X] Businessmen, [X] Jews

/wish I was two out of the three instead of just the last one :-P
 
2013-01-28 11:38:09 PM
I'm going to report whitehouse.gov
 
2013-01-28 11:41:26 PM

Lsherm: HMS_Blinkin: Oh man, if this becomes reality the Politics tab is going to get REAL interesting.

My first reaction reading the story was that if they tried to implement it in the US, every single comment on every message board would get flagged as "terroristic" because someone disagreed with the content of the post.  I know this because it's the first thing I would do.


That would be quite a monkey wrench.
 
2013-01-28 11:41:26 PM
Have fun parsing through 10 billion clicks from the first day alone if this were ever implemented because people are people and they like to abuse things.
Not to mention any malware, bot, et al that would likely be created to flag every possible thing on the Internet as terroristic, for teh lulz.
 
2013-01-28 11:42:30 PM
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-28 11:43:57 PM

Mugato: EVERYTHING is terrorism now! The guy who shot up the Batman theater? Terrorist! He didn't have any political motivations or demands but he was a TERRORIST! The kid who killed all those 6 year olds....TERRORIST! That neighbor of yours whose terrier shiat on your lawn....TERRORIST! It's a post 9/11 world, everyone is a terrorist!


You're not wrong. The guy from a few weeks ago, pointed a gun at his daughter over getting two B's? Charged with terroristic threats. Uhhh... what happened to good old fashioned battery? That charge still convicts people, right? Yeah, but it doesn't pad the stats for that sweet Homeland funding.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7556451/News-Dad-points-AK-47-at-daughte r -for-getting-two-Bs-instead-of-straight-As-on-her-report-card-Fark-He- just-bought-AK-47-because-he-feared-gubmint-would-ban-them

Terrorist is the new communist, just as communist was the new Axis. Take any group. Remove their humanity. Tell everyone they're the bad guy. Watch people organize around you. A formula as old as man.
 
2013-01-28 11:45:28 PM
 
2013-01-28 11:47:07 PM
More ways for people to push their opinion onto others, great......
 
2013-01-28 11:48:41 PM
I'm sorry, but the world is not free to reject the United States' ultimate super-perfect definition of freedom of speech. It's the right definition, and opinions to the contrary should be suppressed in the name of not suppressing any opinions.
 
2013-01-28 11:48:48 PM

OtherLittleGuy: Mugato: EVERYTHING is terrorism now! The guy who shot up the Batman theater? Terrorist! He didn't have any political motivations or demands but he was a TERRORIST! The kid who killed all those 6 year olds....TERRORIST! That neighbor of yours whose terrier shiat on your lawn....TERRORIST! It's a post 9/11 world, everyone is a terrorist!

Michael J. Fox has no terrorism in him.


I dunno, he does seem a little shaky.
 
2013-01-28 11:49:26 PM

Slaxl: Just once I'd like to read about an intelligent person in a position of authority saying something intelligent.


Um, see my username...
 
2013-01-28 11:52:07 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Slaxl: Just once I'd like to read about an intelligent person in a position of authority saying something intelligent.

Um, see my username...


I see "Smart" and "Funny" buttons for this comment. What, no "Sad"?
 
2013-01-28 11:52:18 PM
I support lazy narcs!
 
2013-01-28 11:55:15 PM
The Newegg crushes patent troll article on the same page is much more interesting.

They managed to do what IBM, Oracle, Neiman-Marcus, Victoria's Secret, Nordstrom, Amazon, HomeDepot, Best Buy couldn't do -- stop a troll that was getting courts to order up to $40 M in damages with the goal of collecting 1% from every retail transaction on the web.
 
2013-01-28 11:55:38 PM

BlippityBleep: davidphogan: This would just get me in trouble when i drink and listen to the Misfits and Anti-Flag on YouTube.

Anti-Flag? You don't mean anti the american flag do you? Right on


Did Davey destroy the punk scene?
 
2013-01-28 11:56:29 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: I've seen terrorists right here on Fark. Somehow they don't count if they are faux-patriots that brag about wanting to shoot cops if and only if those cops are coming to take their guns.


Wup theres the standard bring gun control into every single thread i expect from fark
 
2013-01-28 11:56:45 PM

davidphogan: BlippityBleep: davidphogan: This would just get me in trouble when i drink and listen to the Misfits and Anti-Flag on YouTube.

Anti-Flag? You don't mean anti the american flag do you? Right on

Did Davey destroy the punk scene?


People get old.
 
2013-01-28 11:57:26 PM

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 612x31]


I support this image.
/Make it so, someone
 
2013-01-28 11:58:03 PM
Just flag every website you visit.
 
2013-01-28 11:58:18 PM

davidphogan: This would just get me in trouble when i drink and listen to the Misfits and Anti-Flag on YouTube.


Wow havent listened to anti flag since high school. I completely forgot about them. Well, im off to get nostalgic now to underground network.
 
2013-01-29 12:02:00 AM
Godfarkingdamn. What is on the internet should  not be regulated. Ever. Point-blank. Used as evidence to find dumb criminals, yes; deleting CP from someone's server is A-OK; but unless you can get a warrant in every single country for it,  don't farking do it.
 
2013-01-29 12:04:04 AM
All Israel news site links on Fark? TERRORISM.

All Rightwing Teatard sites? Terrorism.

All Republican politician sites? Terrorism.

/Fark supports terrorism? Dang. Report the sites and not Fark.
//Its good that Obama blew the fark out of Israel a couple of hours ago.
///Will be cool as he holds up Nettenyahoos head tomorrow at the news conference.
 
2013-01-29 12:05:09 AM
Oh, sweet. This opens all kinds of trolling opportunities.

I can see the good citizens over at, uh, Ebaums world, spending days flagging government sites themselves as terrorist operations. And that's just for starters. Not to mention ex girlfriends/boyfriends, ex wives/husbands, restaurants with shiatty service, etc.

Hope it passes. This has a lot of potential.
 
2013-01-29 12:07:27 AM
Lol, I just finished reading this article on Ars.  The stupidity out of that group just boggles my mind.
 
2013-01-29 12:09:17 AM

sheep snorter: All Israel news site links on Fark? TERRORISM.

All Rightwing Teatard sites? Terrorism.

All Republican politician sites? Terrorism.

/Fark supports terrorism? Dang. Report the sites and not Fark.
//Its good that Obama blew the fark out of Israel a couple of hours ago.
///Will be cool as he holds up Nettenyahoos head tomorrow at the news conference.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-29 12:09:34 AM
Waiting for the chunk of Javascript code that hits that button on random pages.
 
2013-01-29 12:16:52 AM

bittermang: You're not wrong. The guy from a few weeks ago, pointed a gun at his daughter over getting two B's? Charged with terroristic threats. Uhhh... what happened to good old fashioned battery? That charge still convicts people, right? Yeah, but it doesn't pad the stats for that sweet Homeland funding.


"Terroristic threats" is a real thing. I knew someone who was charged with it a long time ago, for pulling a gun on someone and saying some things. It's not a new invention of the post-9/11 days.
 
2013-01-29 12:19:23 AM

Karma Curmudgeon: Mike_LowELL: [_] Smart, [_] Funny, [X] Liberal

I probably would have checked off "funny" for you, but if you think that's the best way to describe yourself then I'm not gonna argue.


Oh.  Hmmm.  I see where I goofed.  Hmmm.  Bah.
 
2013-01-29 12:24:59 AM

OtherLittleGuy: Mugato: EVERYTHING is terrorism now! The guy who shot up the Batman theater? Terrorist! He didn't have any political motivations or demands but he was a TERRORIST! The kid who killed all those 6 year olds....TERRORIST! That neighbor of yours whose terrier shiat on your lawn....TERRORIST! It's a post 9/11 world, everyone is a terrorist!

Michael J. Fox has no terrorism in him.


Wow...both a painfully obscure reference, and the farking song that's been running through my head for three days now.
 
2013-01-29 12:26:32 AM

KinetiKiteniK: Just flag every website you visit.


Find a list of 5000 Russian porn sites and flag each.

Cuz maybe the jackbooted thugs of the police state can be distracted by teh nekkid.
 
2013-01-29 12:34:39 AM

Slaxl: Just once I'd like to read about an intelligent person in a position of authority saying something intelligent.


GO BACK TO IRANIASTAN YOU TERRORIST!
 
2013-01-29 12:36:40 AM

DarkSoulNoHope: [X] Filmmakers, [X] Businessmen, [X] Jews

/wish I was two out of the three instead of just the last one :-P


split personality?
 
2013-01-29 12:37:37 AM

Mugato: EVERYTHING is terrorism now! The guy who shot up the Batman theater? Terrorist! He didn't have any political motivations or demands but he was a TERRORIST! The kid who killed all those 6 year olds....TERRORIST! That neighbor of yours whose terrier shiat on your lawn....TERRORIST! It's a post 9/11 world, everyone is a terrorist!


ARE YOU NOT TERRIFIED?!?
 
2013-01-29 12:39:01 AM
I plan to stick my finger up the anus of every person that thinks that is a good idea. Unexpectedly.
 
2013-01-29 12:40:27 AM

Great Janitor: OtherLittleGuy: Mugato: EVERYTHING is terrorism now! The guy who shot up the Batman theater? Terrorist! He didn't have any political motivations or demands but he was a TERRORIST! The kid who killed all those 6 year olds....TERRORIST! That neighbor of yours whose terrier shiat on your lawn....TERRORIST! It's a post 9/11 world, everyone is a terrorist!

Michael J. Fox has no terrorism in him.

Wow...both a painfully obscure reference, and the farking song that's been running through my head for three days now.


Terrorism is in Nutty Buddies?
 
2013-01-29 12:42:46 AM
site (an alias of the terrorist group the "Real IRA") couldn't be touched, as it's hosted in the US.

Why- oh right. That freedom shiat. :/
 
2013-01-29 12:46:03 AM
A 30 pg PDF for nearly half a million dollars...
 
2013-01-29 12:51:26 AM
The final report has shed some of its earlier outrageous ideas

If it shed all of the outrageous ideas then they would have paid 428k for blank paper.
 
2013-01-29 12:59:19 AM

Bob Down: I plan to stick my finger up the anus of every person that thinks that is a good idea. Unexpectedly.


Your finger is the Spanish Inquisition?
 
2013-01-29 01:04:43 AM

Gyrfalcon: Mugato: EVERYTHING is terrorism now! The guy who shot up the Batman theater? Terrorist! He didn't have any political motivations or demands but he was a TERRORIST! The kid who killed all those 6 year olds....TERRORIST! That neighbor of yours whose terrier shiat on your lawn....TERRORIST! It's a post 9/11 world, everyone is a terrorist!

ARE YOU NOT TERRIFIED?!?


Should I be? Cause, I gotta tell you, nobody mentioned this to me. If this would have been brought up in training I'd be shiatting my pants, but I had no idea that was the expected response. Can we make this just a verbal warning?
 
2013-01-29 01:05:46 AM
HEY farkERS FLAG ME YOU biatchES!!!!

farking euro coonts
 
2013-01-29 01:05:52 AM

85blue: A 30 pg PDF for nearly half a million dollars...


I could totally beat them and make 60 pages for $250k.
 
2013-01-29 01:08:19 AM

brap: Derpaclese.


Thank you very much for the name of my next character on whatever game I play next.

/yoink
 
2013-01-29 01:27:14 AM
I can conceive of no possible way in which this could be abused.


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
JVD
2013-01-29 01:29:23 AM
Like that could never backfire.
 
2013-01-29 01:29:35 AM
No, no no.

I've said it before, the button Fark needs to go with "Smart" and "Funny" is:

[ ] Tard
 
2013-01-29 01:41:40 AM
Suspicion of "crimes against liberty" have won you an appearance on the national game show "The Razor".
It's on right after "Running Man", so make sure you're watching!
 
2013-01-29 01:44:33 AM

gregscott: Suspicion of "crimes against liberty" have won you an appearance on the national game show "The Razor".
It's on right after "Running Man", so make sure you're watching!


I wanted to watch Buzzsaw's next match, but I heard he had to split.
 
2013-01-29 01:59:33 AM

zedster: DarkSoulNoHope: [X] Filmmakers, [X] Businessmen, [X] Jews

/wish I was two out of the three instead of just the last one :-P

split personality?


Nah, just wishing I had a more important role in life (still working on it, haven't succeeded yet) than uselessly posting my jokes and/or opinions on Fark.com message boards while wearing a black/purple kippah on my head. :-D
 
2013-01-29 02:09:16 AM

DarkSoulNoHope: zedster: DarkSoulNoHope: [X] Filmmakers, [X] Businessmen, [X] Jews

/wish I was two out of the three instead of just the last one :-P

split personality?

Nah, just wishing I had a more important role in life (still working on it, haven't succeeded yet) than uselessly posting my jokes and/or opinions on Fark.com message boards while wearing a black/purple kippah on my head. :-D


While it's important to set attainable goals in life, I think you might want to reach a little higher than "just barely better than posting on Fark."
 
2013-01-29 02:10:14 AM

untaken_name: While it's important to set attainable goals in life, I think you might want to reach a little higher than "just barely better than posting on Fark."


Oh god. Don't take that away from me.

*sob*
 
2013-01-29 02:10:49 AM

DarkSoulNoHope: [X] Filmmakers, [X] Businessmen, [X] Jews

/wish I was two out of the three instead of just the last one :-P


You forgot: [X] Trolls

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 612x31]


I support this.
 
2013-01-29 02:14:02 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: untaken_name: While it's important to set attainable goals in life, I think you might want to reach a little higher than "just barely better than posting on Fark."

Oh god. Don't take that away from me.

*sob*


It's ok. Everyone has a different ceiling. For example, someday I hope to attain the status of "as good as uselessly posting on Fark".
 
2013-01-29 02:26:12 AM

Bob Down: I plan to stick my finger up the anus of every person that thinks that is a good idea. Unexpectedly.


Well don't go around ruining the surprise for them!?
 
2013-01-29 02:39:29 AM

bittermang: Mugato: EVERYTHING is terrorism now! The guy who shot up the Batman theater? Terrorist! He didn't have any political motivations or demands but he was a TERRORIST! The kid who killed all those 6 year olds....TERRORIST! That neighbor of yours whose terrier shiat on your lawn....TERRORIST! It's a post 9/11 world, everyone is a terrorist!

You're not wrong. The guy from a few weeks ago, pointed a gun at his daughter over getting two B's? Charged with terroristic threats. Uhhh... what happened to good old fashioned battery? That charge still convicts people, right? Yeah, but it doesn't pad the stats for that sweet Homeland funding.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7556451/News-Dad-points-AK-47-at-daughte r -for-getting-two-Bs-instead-of-straight-As-on-her-report-card-Fark-He- just-bought-AK-47-because-he-feared-gubmint-would-ban-them

Terrorist is the new communist, just as communist was the new Axis. Take any group. Remove their humanity. Tell everyone they're the bad guy. Watch people organize around you. A formula as old as man.


Pretty much.
 
2013-01-29 02:51:35 AM
Everything is terrorism now.

We may have killed Bin Laden but his ghost will haunt us forever.

/sheesh
 
2013-01-29 02:53:57 AM

studebaker hoch: Everything is terrorism now.

We may have killed Bin Laden but his ghost will haunt us forever.

/sheesh


Shut up. Your face is terrorism.
 
2013-01-29 02:56:58 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

"TERRORIZE!"
 
2013-01-29 03:03:57 AM
Old news. The IETF took care of this nearly ten years ago.
 
2013-01-29 03:16:01 AM

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Old news. The IETF took care of this nearly ten years ago.


WTF? lol
 
2013-01-29 03:18:04 AM

Nofun: As for this particular endeavor: yeah there's no way this will get abused or trolled.


Here in the USA an article about, for example, atheist childrearing will get massive complaints of "offensive" and "inappropriate" material to the hosting site. The "terrorism" tag would be abused in the same way if it were available.
 
2013-01-29 03:21:34 AM
Jesus, this is so farking stupid and useless. Do they think they're the UN?
 
2013-01-29 03:22:26 AM
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves

On that note, I'm going to bed.
 
2013-01-29 04:13:32 AM
I'm utterly shocked the DHS didn't do this first.
 
2013-01-29 04:19:19 AM

DarkSoulNoHope: [X] Filmmakers, [X] Businessmen, [X] Jews

/wish I was two out of the three instead of just the last one :-P


It's not so bad to be a "cool goth DJ" who is "nice [and] creative," which is how I have you Farkied.
 
2013-01-29 04:27:36 AM

MadAzza: DarkSoulNoHope: [X] Filmmakers, [X] Businessmen, [X] Jews

/wish I was two out of the three instead of just the last one :-P

It's not so bad to be a "cool goth DJ" who is "nice [and] creative," which is how I have you Farkied.


It is, but it doesn't pay the bills completely. All the time you have to make sacrifices to your own personality in order to keep a well paying job, well I've done the sacrificing part in employment but the "well paying" hasn't come along yet. :-P
 
2013-01-29 04:34:17 AM

Lsherm: HMS_Blinkin: Oh man, if this becomes reality the Politics tab is going to get REAL interesting.

My first reaction reading the story was that if they tried to implement it in the US, every single comment on every message board would get flagged as "terroristic" because someone disagreed with the content of the post.  I know this because it's the first thing I would do.


Flagging posts you don't like as "terroristic" is terrorism.
 
2013-01-29 04:34:26 AM

Gyrfalcon: Bob Down: I plan to stick my finger up the anus of every person that thinks that is a good idea. Unexpectedly.

Your finger is the Spanish Inquisition?


Stop making me love you. That was a bit of awesome : )
 
2013-01-29 04:35:34 AM

Keizer_Ghidorah: [upload.wikimedia.org image 685x389]

"TERRORIZE!"


Finally I can see the threat : )
 
2013-01-29 04:42:05 AM

Because People in power are Stupid: I've seen terrorists right here on Fark. Somehow they don't count if they are faux-patriots that brag about wanting to shoot cops if and only if those cops are coming to take their guns.


You mistake "internet tough guys" for terrorists. Here, have this helpful reference chart:

Terrorist:
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

Not a terrorist:
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-29 04:43:10 AM

tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: Bob Down: I plan to stick my finger up the anus of every person that thinks that is a good idea. Unexpectedly.

Your finger is the Spanish Inquisition?

Stop making me love you. That was a bit of awesome : )


*blushes, kicks at the dirt*

Aw....you're just saying that...
 
2013-01-29 04:54:00 AM

Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: Bob Down: I plan to stick my finger up the anus of every person that thinks that is a good idea. Unexpectedly.

Your finger is the Spanish Inquisition?

Stop making me love you. That was a bit of awesome : )

*blushes, kicks at the dirt*

Aw....you're just saying that...


Hey, I would never kid about a fun python skit ;)

/And where did you get though coconuts BTW? : )
 
2013-01-29 05:09:33 AM
Sorry, it's one of my drinking nights.
 
2013-01-29 05:12:53 AM

Nofun: Slaxl: Just once I'd like to read about an intelligent person in a position of authority saying something intelligent.

That would never sell.

As for this particular endeavor: yeah there's no way this will get abused or trolled.


I wonder how many trolls will be flagged as terrorists?
 
2013-01-29 05:56:15 AM

Keizer_Ghidorah: [upload.wikimedia.org image 685x389]

"TERRORIZE!"


fc07.deviantart.net
 
2013-01-29 07:04:15 AM
See something citizen, say something. IT'S THE LAW!
 
2013-01-29 07:27:51 AM
So there will be no one left to post in the politics tab?

/good.
 
2013-01-29 07:32:39 AM

DarkSoulNoHope: [X] Filmmakers, [X] Businessmen, [X] Jews

/wish I was two out of the three instead of just the last one :-P


A Jewish Gothic DJ. That. Is. Awesome.

Had you been a Jewish woman, I'd probably have hit on you. Love Semitic features.

Semitic Gothic... now there's an interesting one. Semitic American Gothic? Anyone with PS chops wanna take a poke at it?

I'm a little off topic here, aren't I?

Not really: I just HIJACKED the thread!

/show myself out.
 
2013-01-29 07:48:43 AM

brimed03: Semitic Gothic... now there's an interesting one. Semitic American Gothic? Anyone with PS chops wanna take a poke at it?


I'm not at a Photoshop box right now but Mila Kunis is Jewish and she'd make a fine goth.
 
2013-01-29 07:51:55 AM

OtherLittleGuy: Mugato: EVERYTHING is terrorism now! The guy who shot up the Batman theater? Terrorist! He didn't have any political motivations or demands but he was a TERRORIST! The kid who killed all those 6 year olds....TERRORIST! That neighbor of yours whose terrier shiat on your lawn....TERRORIST! It's a post 9/11 world, everyone is a terrorist!

Michael J. Fox has no terrorism in him.


Terrorism is in Joan Rivers, but it's trying to get out!
 
2013-01-29 08:14:28 AM
It's got to be weird to live in a place where freedom of speech isn't at the top. It also must be strange to live in a world without american football at the top. I heard there were dragons over there anyway.
 
2013-01-29 08:26:40 AM

DubtodaIll: It's got to be weird to live in a place where freedom of speech isn't at the top. It also must be strange to live in a world without american football at the top. I heard there were dragons over there anyway.


To be fair, our record on free speech is suffering a bit. Patriot Act, Free Speech Zones, hate speech laws, etc. It's not quite under the assault that the 2A is, but folks are slowly trying.
 
2013-01-29 08:34:24 AM

ronaprhys: DubtodaIll: It's got to be weird to live in a place where freedom of speech isn't at the top. It also must be strange to live in a world without american football at the top. I heard there were dragons over there anyway.

To be fair, our record on free speech is suffering a bit. Patriot Act, Free Speech Zones, hate speech laws, etc. It's not quite under the assault that the 2A is, but folks are slowly trying.


Yeah but all those things are for our own good.
 
2013-01-29 08:41:21 AM

ronaprhys: OtherLittleGuy: Mugato: EVERYTHING is terrorism now! The guy who shot up the Batman theater? Terrorist! He didn't have any political motivations or demands but he was a TERRORIST! The kid who killed all those 6 year olds....TERRORIST! That neighbor of yours whose terrier shiat on your lawn....TERRORIST! It's a post 9/11 world, everyone is a terrorist!

Michael J. Fox has no terrorism in him.

Terrorism is in Joan Rivers, but it's trying to get out!


Who built the pyramids? TERRORISM!
Who built Stonehenge? TERRORISM!

/terrorism needs boats
//got nuthin'
 
2013-01-29 08:46:48 AM
www.rutgersprep.org
 
2013-01-29 08:49:08 AM

Pants full of macaroni!!: ronaprhys: OtherLittleGuy: Mugato: EVERYTHING is terrorism now! The guy who shot up the Batman theater? Terrorist! He didn't have any political motivations or demands but he was a TERRORIST! The kid who killed all those 6 year olds....TERRORIST! That neighbor of yours whose terrier shiat on your lawn....TERRORIST! It's a post 9/11 world, everyone is a terrorist!

Michael J. Fox has no terrorism in him.

Terrorism is in Joan Rivers, but it's trying to get out!

Who built the pyramids? TERRORISM!
Who built Stonehenge? TERRORISM!

/terrorism needs boats
//got nuthin'


Sailing Terrorism! Captain Terrorism! Commodore Terrorism!
 
2013-01-29 08:56:23 AM
Here we see the downside of drug legalization: government policies created by people who must be high.

If they stick a "flag this as extremist" button in my browser, I will click it on every single website I visit. I will visit Disney.com and the EU's website every day and flag them as extremist.
 
2013-01-29 09:15:52 AM
Explain to me why Fark doesn't have this button already?

/Its for the safety of your children... probably.
 
2013-01-29 09:45:32 AM
I don't like what you have to say, so [X] TERRORISM!

Take that, anonymous internet poster!
 
2013-01-29 10:09:18 AM
Unless your a bank then you launder money for every single terroristic group out there and then government says your to big to fail. And does nothing.

/ HSBC is of more concern to me than Bin Laden ever was
 
2013-01-29 10:18:35 AM
I remember the first time I read something like this and thought "The EU can't tell people how to make a website or make a web browser..."

Turns out I was wrong...

I HATE visiting European sites and having to click the OMG Cookies popup... but that popup is farking REQUIRED BY LAW.
 
2013-01-29 10:26:03 AM

Mike_LowELL: Karma Curmudgeon: Mike_LowELL: [_] Smart, [_] Funny, [X] Liberal

I probably would have checked off "funny" for you, but if you think that's the best way to describe yourself then I'm not gonna argue.

Oh.  Hmmm.  I see where I goofed.  Hmmm.  Bah.


Just razzin' ya. I know no matter how hard we try, we'll never get you to sink to our level.
 
2013-01-29 10:35:08 AM

ParallelUniverseParking: Lsherm: HMS_Blinkin: Oh man, if this becomes reality the Politics tab is going to get REAL interesting.

My first reaction reading the story was that if they tried to implement it in the US, every single comment on every message board would get flagged as "terroristic" because someone disagreed with the content of the post.  I know this because it's the first thing I would do.

Flagging posts you don't like as "terroristic" is terrorism.


This post sounds threatening....
 
2013-01-29 11:29:29 AM
Every read the word "Terrorist" so much in one thread it sounds strange in your head?
 
2013-01-29 01:29:15 PM

Bob Down: I plan to stick my finger up the anus of every person that thinks that is a good idea. Unexpectedly.


Oh, yeah, that's the spot.

Now go get that cord with multicolored bulbs on it.
 
2013-01-29 02:13:14 PM
I'm just going to vomit now.

/so damn tired of you humans
 
2013-01-29 06:51:45 PM
Morons morons morons. They'd get 800 million trolls tagged as terrorists on day one.
 
2013-01-30 12:30:18 AM

damn yanks: Unless your a bank then you launder money for every single terroristic group out there and then government says your to big to fail. And does nothing.

/ HSBC is of more concern to me than Bin Laden ever was


Yeah Bin Laden should have just made a Pty Ltd company and all would have been fine - "Oh I am not personally responsible for what this imaginary citizen did."
 
2013-01-31 12:18:48 AM
themasterdebater

Every read the word "Terrorist" so much in one thread it sounds strange in your head?

It sounds complimentary, like a "guitarist" or "violinist".

Someone who raises a common task to the level of fine art.
 
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