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2013-01-29 12:04:04 AM  
All Israel news site links on Fark? TERRORISM.

All Rightwing Teatard sites? Terrorism.

All Republican politician sites? Terrorism.

/Fark supports terrorism? Dang. Report the sites and not Fark.
//Its good that Obama blew the fark out of Israel a couple of hours ago.
///Will be cool as he holds up Nettenyahoos head tomorrow at the news conference.
 
2013-01-29 12:05:09 AM  
Oh, sweet. This opens all kinds of trolling opportunities.

I can see the good citizens over at, uh, Ebaums world, spending days flagging government sites themselves as terrorist operations. And that's just for starters. Not to mention ex girlfriends/boyfriends, ex wives/husbands, restaurants with shiatty service, etc.

Hope it passes. This has a lot of potential.
 
2013-01-29 12:07:27 AM  
Lol, I just finished reading this article on Ars.  The stupidity out of that group just boggles my mind.
 
2013-01-29 12:09:17 AM  

sheep snorter: All Israel news site links on Fark? TERRORISM.

All Rightwing Teatard sites? Terrorism.

All Republican politician sites? Terrorism.

/Fark supports terrorism? Dang. Report the sites and not Fark.
//Its good that Obama blew the fark out of Israel a couple of hours ago.
///Will be cool as he holds up Nettenyahoos head tomorrow at the news conference.


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-29 12:09:34 AM  
Waiting for the chunk of Javascript code that hits that button on random pages.
 
2013-01-29 12:16:52 AM  

bittermang: You're not wrong. The guy from a few weeks ago, pointed a gun at his daughter over getting two B's? Charged with terroristic threats. Uhhh... what happened to good old fashioned battery? That charge still convicts people, right? Yeah, but it doesn't pad the stats for that sweet Homeland funding.


"Terroristic threats" is a real thing. I knew someone who was charged with it a long time ago, for pulling a gun on someone and saying some things. It's not a new invention of the post-9/11 days.
 
2013-01-29 12:19:23 AM  

Karma Curmudgeon: Mike_LowELL: [_] Smart, [_] Funny, [X] Liberal

I probably would have checked off "funny" for you, but if you think that's the best way to describe yourself then I'm not gonna argue.


Oh.  Hmmm.  I see where I goofed.  Hmmm.  Bah.
 
2013-01-29 12:24:59 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: Mugato: EVERYTHING is terrorism now! The guy who shot up the Batman theater? Terrorist! He didn't have any political motivations or demands but he was a TERRORIST! The kid who killed all those 6 year olds....TERRORIST! That neighbor of yours whose terrier shiat on your lawn....TERRORIST! It's a post 9/11 world, everyone is a terrorist!

Michael J. Fox has no terrorism in him.


Wow...both a painfully obscure reference, and the farking song that's been running through my head for three days now.
 
2013-01-29 12:26:32 AM  

KinetiKiteniK: Just flag every website you visit.


Find a list of 5000 Russian porn sites and flag each.

Cuz maybe the jackbooted thugs of the police state can be distracted by teh nekkid.
 
2013-01-29 12:34:39 AM  

Slaxl: Just once I'd like to read about an intelligent person in a position of authority saying something intelligent.


GO BACK TO IRANIASTAN YOU TERRORIST!
 
2013-01-29 12:36:40 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: [X] Filmmakers, [X] Businessmen, [X] Jews

/wish I was two out of the three instead of just the last one :-P


split personality?
 
2013-01-29 12:37:37 AM  

Mugato: EVERYTHING is terrorism now! The guy who shot up the Batman theater? Terrorist! He didn't have any political motivations or demands but he was a TERRORIST! The kid who killed all those 6 year olds....TERRORIST! That neighbor of yours whose terrier shiat on your lawn....TERRORIST! It's a post 9/11 world, everyone is a terrorist!


ARE YOU NOT TERRIFIED?!?
 
2013-01-29 12:39:01 AM  
I plan to stick my finger up the anus of every person that thinks that is a good idea. Unexpectedly.
 
2013-01-29 12:40:27 AM  

Great Janitor: OtherLittleGuy: Mugato: EVERYTHING is terrorism now! The guy who shot up the Batman theater? Terrorist! He didn't have any political motivations or demands but he was a TERRORIST! The kid who killed all those 6 year olds....TERRORIST! That neighbor of yours whose terrier shiat on your lawn....TERRORIST! It's a post 9/11 world, everyone is a terrorist!

Michael J. Fox has no terrorism in him.

Wow...both a painfully obscure reference, and the farking song that's been running through my head for three days now.


Terrorism is in Nutty Buddies?
 
2013-01-29 12:42:46 AM  
site (an alias of the terrorist group the "Real IRA") couldn't be touched, as it's hosted in the US.

Why- oh right. That freedom shiat. :/
 
2013-01-29 12:46:03 AM  
A 30 pg PDF for nearly half a million dollars...
 
2013-01-29 12:51:26 AM  
The final report has shed some of its earlier outrageous ideas

If it shed all of the outrageous ideas then they would have paid 428k for blank paper.
 
2013-01-29 12:59:19 AM  

Bob Down: I plan to stick my finger up the anus of every person that thinks that is a good idea. Unexpectedly.


Your finger is the Spanish Inquisition?
 
2013-01-29 01:04:43 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Mugato: EVERYTHING is terrorism now! The guy who shot up the Batman theater? Terrorist! He didn't have any political motivations or demands but he was a TERRORIST! The kid who killed all those 6 year olds....TERRORIST! That neighbor of yours whose terrier shiat on your lawn....TERRORIST! It's a post 9/11 world, everyone is a terrorist!

ARE YOU NOT TERRIFIED?!?


Should I be? Cause, I gotta tell you, nobody mentioned this to me. If this would have been brought up in training I'd be shiatting my pants, but I had no idea that was the expected response. Can we make this just a verbal warning?
 
2013-01-29 01:05:46 AM  
HEY farkERS FLAG ME YOU biatchES!!!!

farking euro coonts
 
2013-01-29 01:05:52 AM  

85blue: A 30 pg PDF for nearly half a million dollars...


I could totally beat them and make 60 pages for $250k.
 
2013-01-29 01:08:19 AM  

brap: Derpaclese.


Thank you very much for the name of my next character on whatever game I play next.

/yoink
 
2013-01-29 01:27:14 AM  
I can conceive of no possible way in which this could be abused.


encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
JVD
2013-01-29 01:29:23 AM  
Like that could never backfire.
 
2013-01-29 01:29:35 AM  
No, no no.

I've said it before, the button Fark needs to go with "Smart" and "Funny" is:

[ ] Tard
 
2013-01-29 01:41:40 AM  
Suspicion of "crimes against liberty" have won you an appearance on the national game show "The Razor".
It's on right after "Running Man", so make sure you're watching!
 
2013-01-29 01:44:33 AM  

gregscott: Suspicion of "crimes against liberty" have won you an appearance on the national game show "The Razor".
It's on right after "Running Man", so make sure you're watching!


I wanted to watch Buzzsaw's next match, but I heard he had to split.
 
2013-01-29 01:59:33 AM  

zedster: DarkSoulNoHope: [X] Filmmakers, [X] Businessmen, [X] Jews

/wish I was two out of the three instead of just the last one :-P

split personality?


Nah, just wishing I had a more important role in life (still working on it, haven't succeeded yet) than uselessly posting my jokes and/or opinions on Fark.com message boards while wearing a black/purple kippah on my head. :-D
 
2013-01-29 02:09:16 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: zedster: DarkSoulNoHope: [X] Filmmakers, [X] Businessmen, [X] Jews

/wish I was two out of the three instead of just the last one :-P

split personality?

Nah, just wishing I had a more important role in life (still working on it, haven't succeeded yet) than uselessly posting my jokes and/or opinions on Fark.com message boards while wearing a black/purple kippah on my head. :-D


While it's important to set attainable goals in life, I think you might want to reach a little higher than "just barely better than posting on Fark."
 
2013-01-29 02:10:14 AM  

untaken_name: While it's important to set attainable goals in life, I think you might want to reach a little higher than "just barely better than posting on Fark."


Oh god. Don't take that away from me.

*sob*
 
2013-01-29 02:10:49 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: [X] Filmmakers, [X] Businessmen, [X] Jews

/wish I was two out of the three instead of just the last one :-P


You forgot: [X] Trolls

DanZero: [img.photobucket.com image 612x31]


I support this.
 
2013-01-29 02:14:02 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: untaken_name: While it's important to set attainable goals in life, I think you might want to reach a little higher than "just barely better than posting on Fark."

Oh god. Don't take that away from me.

*sob*


It's ok. Everyone has a different ceiling. For example, someday I hope to attain the status of "as good as uselessly posting on Fark".
 
2013-01-29 02:39:29 AM  

bittermang: Mugato: EVERYTHING is terrorism now! The guy who shot up the Batman theater? Terrorist! He didn't have any political motivations or demands but he was a TERRORIST! The kid who killed all those 6 year olds....TERRORIST! That neighbor of yours whose terrier shiat on your lawn....TERRORIST! It's a post 9/11 world, everyone is a terrorist!

You're not wrong. The guy from a few weeks ago, pointed a gun at his daughter over getting two B's? Charged with terroristic threats. Uhhh... what happened to good old fashioned battery? That charge still convicts people, right? Yeah, but it doesn't pad the stats for that sweet Homeland funding.

http://www.fark.com/comments/7556451/News-Dad-points-AK-47-at-daughte r -for-getting-two-Bs-instead-of-straight-As-on-her-report-card-Fark-He- just-bought-AK-47-because-he-feared-gubmint-would-ban-them

Terrorist is the new communist, just as communist was the new Axis. Take any group. Remove their humanity. Tell everyone they're the bad guy. Watch people organize around you. A formula as old as man.


Pretty much.
 
2013-01-29 02:51:35 AM  
Everything is terrorism now.

We may have killed Bin Laden but his ghost will haunt us forever.

/sheesh
 
2013-01-29 02:53:57 AM  

studebaker hoch: Everything is terrorism now.

We may have killed Bin Laden but his ghost will haunt us forever.

/sheesh


Shut up. Your face is terrorism.
 
2013-01-29 02:56:58 AM  
upload.wikimedia.org

"TERRORIZE!"
 
2013-01-29 03:03:57 AM  
Old news. The IETF took care of this nearly ten years ago.
 
2013-01-29 03:16:01 AM  

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: Old news. The IETF took care of this nearly ten years ago.


WTF? lol
 
2013-01-29 03:18:04 AM  

Nofun: As for this particular endeavor: yeah there's no way this will get abused or trolled.


Here in the USA an article about, for example, atheist childrearing will get massive complaints of "offensive" and "inappropriate" material to the hosting site. The "terrorism" tag would be abused in the same way if it were available.
 
2013-01-29 03:21:34 AM  
Jesus, this is so farking stupid and useless. Do they think they're the UN?
 
2013-01-29 03:22:26 AM  
The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves

On that note, I'm going to bed.
 
2013-01-29 04:13:32 AM  
I'm utterly shocked the DHS didn't do this first.
 
2013-01-29 04:19:19 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: [X] Filmmakers, [X] Businessmen, [X] Jews

/wish I was two out of the three instead of just the last one :-P


It's not so bad to be a "cool goth DJ" who is "nice [and] creative," which is how I have you Farkied.
 
2013-01-29 04:27:36 AM  

MadAzza: DarkSoulNoHope: [X] Filmmakers, [X] Businessmen, [X] Jews

/wish I was two out of the three instead of just the last one :-P

It's not so bad to be a "cool goth DJ" who is "nice [and] creative," which is how I have you Farkied.


It is, but it doesn't pay the bills completely. All the time you have to make sacrifices to your own personality in order to keep a well paying job, well I've done the sacrificing part in employment but the "well paying" hasn't come along yet. :-P
 
2013-01-29 04:34:17 AM  

Lsherm: HMS_Blinkin: Oh man, if this becomes reality the Politics tab is going to get REAL interesting.

My first reaction reading the story was that if they tried to implement it in the US, every single comment on every message board would get flagged as "terroristic" because someone disagreed with the content of the post.  I know this because it's the first thing I would do.


Flagging posts you don't like as "terroristic" is terrorism.
 
2013-01-29 04:34:26 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Bob Down: I plan to stick my finger up the anus of every person that thinks that is a good idea. Unexpectedly.

Your finger is the Spanish Inquisition?


Stop making me love you. That was a bit of awesome : )
 
2013-01-29 04:35:34 AM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: [upload.wikimedia.org image 685x389]

"TERRORIZE!"


Finally I can see the threat : )
 
2013-01-29 04:42:05 AM  

Because People in power are Stupid: I've seen terrorists right here on Fark. Somehow they don't count if they are faux-patriots that brag about wanting to shoot cops if and only if those cops are coming to take their guns.


You mistake "internet tough guys" for terrorists. Here, have this helpful reference chart:

Terrorist:
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com

Not a terrorist:
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-29 04:43:10 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: Bob Down: I plan to stick my finger up the anus of every person that thinks that is a good idea. Unexpectedly.

Your finger is the Spanish Inquisition?

Stop making me love you. That was a bit of awesome : )


*blushes, kicks at the dirt*

Aw....you're just saying that...
 
2013-01-29 04:54:00 AM  

Gyrfalcon: tinfoil-hat maggie: Gyrfalcon: Bob Down: I plan to stick my finger up the anus of every person that thinks that is a good idea. Unexpectedly.

Your finger is the Spanish Inquisition?

Stop making me love you. That was a bit of awesome : )

*blushes, kicks at the dirt*

Aw....you're just saying that...


Hey, I would never kid about a fun python skit ;)

/And where did you get though coconuts BTW? : )
 
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