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(WWSB ABC 7)   You're probably not that good of a 'computer specialist' if you get caught distributing child porn   ( ) divider line
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5245 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Jan 2013 at 8:53 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-28 08:56:37 PM  
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PapaChester: For the record, "computer specialists" in schools are essentially people who can manage ctrl+alt+del, and know the difference between a keyboard and a mouse.

In one weeksweaks I have listened to a principal chastise the districts computer technician for not working fast enough to fix the computers before the technician was allowed to state, "those aren't computers, they are monitors" and then listening to a teacher complain that she couldn't print something. When given her options which consisted of emailing it to the secretary or putting it on a flash drive, she angrily admitted "I don't know how to do any of that!" and stormed off leaving the secretary and I exchanging glances of understanding that (thanks to the unions) until the current olds die off, education is screwed.

pet peave
2013-01-29 01:11:49 AM  
1 vote:
"We have his computer. There is a forensic scan being done at this time."
2013-01-29 12:39:21 AM  
1 vote:

JasonOfOrillia: Maybe he is a really good computer specialist but he was undone by his overconfidence. Hubris is a powerful force.

Mind if I post a variation of this in every single thread about dumb people? This is funny enough that it should become a meme.
2013-01-28 10:22:55 PM  
1 vote:

fusillade762: I live right next door and I don't even know what is going on.

What outward signs of someone watching CP on their computer would you expect, exactly?

Tidal waves of splooge coming from their house.
2013-01-28 10:09:30 PM  
1 vote:

PapaChester: For the record, "computer specialists" in schools are essentially people who can manage ctrl+alt+del, and know the difference between a keyboard and a mouse 3 out of 4 times.

2013-01-28 09:41:53 PM  
1 vote:
"They intercepted a chat ...


Law enforcement officials say ... "There are people watching."

2013-01-28 09:32:24 PM  
1 vote:

KrispyKritter: I appreciate your disgust at what you witnessed. But going by that logic if you drove a Ford and it broke down twice = all Fords are bad and motor vehicles will never improve until Ford goes out of business. It seems obvious that someone in that school system has to introduce a Computer Basics how-to course with sign off upon completion. While it may appear pathetic that a person doesn't know how to use email or a flash drive no one is born with knowledge. Teach a man to fish and he can surf for pr0n the rest of his life.

I bet the teacher in question demanded a $3000.00 stipend to buy a new Macbook Pro because she "can't do her job without a computer".
2013-01-28 09:15:42 PM  
1 vote:

SpdrJay: What IS the MS Cert level for that skill?

MSCP, silly.
2013-01-28 08:58:21 PM  
1 vote:
What IS the MS Cert level for that skill?
2013-01-28 08:55:50 PM  
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