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(Metro)   Costumed superheroes from fancy dress party come to the aid of Chip shop boss and save the day   (metro.co.uk) divider line 31
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2013-01-28 08:43:33 PM
Google Translator does nothing.
 
2013-01-28 08:59:48 PM
Buzz Lightyear is not a superhero.

Mr Lowe, who is 1.87m (6ft 2in) tall and weighs 108kg (17st)

American, motherfarker, do you weigh it?!?
 
2013-01-28 09:08:33 PM
 
2013-01-28 10:13:47 PM
www.puremovies.co.uk

approve.
 
2013-01-29 12:17:41 AM
What a country. A store just for chips! They probably have all kinds. Plain. Cheese. Sour cream and onion. Barbecue. Salt and vinegar. Maui onion. Sea salt. Jalapeño.

I bet they're good too.
 
2013-01-29 12:18:17 AM
In scenes similar to the classic Only Fools And Horses episode, the 53-year-old was at a fancy dress party in The Horse And Jockey pub when he was called to remove 20 rowdy youths in The Stop Inn chippy next door.

It must have been a madhouse of kung-fu fighting in there. 20 rowdy youths!
 
2013-01-29 12:19:58 AM
Is there a "Most British Headline of The Year" category?

/The trophy is in the boot of the Lorrie
 
2013-01-29 12:21:29 AM
Costumes by Aunt Bee..
 
2013-01-29 12:28:21 AM
238 pounds, 6'2". Mess with him and this could be a... dark night.
 
2013-01-29 12:29:07 AM
Batmanuel has put on some weight
 
2013-01-29 12:30:17 AM

Mr. Shabooboo: Is there a "Most British Headline of The Year" category?

/The trophy is in the boot of the Lorrie


I came in to say this, ya wankers
 
2013-01-29 12:32:28 AM
All of those words look familiar, but they don't seem to mean anything!
 
2013-01-29 12:33:22 AM

Kyosuke: Google Translator does nothing.


And?
 
2013-01-29 12:34:42 AM
You can imagine their faces - they probably thought it was a Fools And Horses moment

Obviously.
 
2013-01-29 12:34:45 AM

SpdrJay: All of those words look familiar, but they don't seem to mean anything!


What?
 
2013-01-29 12:35:13 AM
If Batman is responding to young rowdies in a British chip shop whoever is watching over Gotham?
 
2013-01-29 01:02:09 AM
My definition of fancy dress party strays wildly from whatever Batman and Buzz Lightyear think it means.
 
2013-01-29 01:44:35 AM
i78.photobucket.com

Speak English to me, Tony. I thought this country spawned the farking language, and so far nobody seems to speak it.
 
2013-01-29 03:32:34 AM
There's a guy works down the chip shop who swears he's Elvis.
 
2013-01-29 03:53:16 AM
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It's getting a little chippy down there.
 
2013-01-29 05:42:49 AM

fusillade762: Buzz Lightyear is not a superhero.

Mr Lowe, who is 1.87m (6ft 2in) tall and weighs 108kg (17st)

American, motherfarker, do you weigh it?!?


Nah, he needs to put on at least another 60lbs before he weighs "american".
 
2013-01-29 05:50:30 AM

Mr. Shabooboo: Is there a "Most British Headline of The Year" category?

/The trophy is in the boot of the Lorrie


Lorry's don't have boots, but nice try. Personally I prefer the kebab van to the chippy after a night on the lash.
 
2013-01-29 05:54:58 AM
 
2013-01-29 06:47:56 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: What a country. A store just for chips! They probably have all kinds. Plain. Cheese. Sour cream and onion. Barbecue. Salt and vinegar. Maui onion. Sea salt. Jalapeño.

I bet they're good too.


I'll let you go if you can tell me which came first: Ranch or Cool Ranch.
 
2013-01-29 07:25:41 AM

casual disregard: I'll let you go if you can tell me which came first: Ranch or Cool Ranch.


Ranch came first. It was around before it was cool. Cool Ranch is totally mainstream.
 
2013-01-29 07:31:20 AM
Good on them. Something needs to be done about the roving herds of youts.
 
2013-01-29 07:41:39 AM

lack of warmth: Good on them. Something needs to be done about the roving herds of youts yobs and chavs.

 
2013-01-29 07:48:33 AM

abhorrent1: lack of warmth: Good on them. Something needs to be done about the roving herds of youts yobs and chavs.


Many yobs and chavs knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!
 
2013-01-29 09:18:53 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: What a country. A store just for chips! They probably have all kinds. Plain. Cheese. Sour cream and onion. Barbecue. Salt and vinegar. Maui onion. Sea salt. Jalapeño.

I bet they're good too.


Is not Sour Cream and Onion. Is Sour Cream and Chav.
 
2013-01-29 04:07:41 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: What a country. A store just for chips! They probably have all kinds. Plain. Cheese. Sour cream and onion. Barbecue. Salt and vinegar. Maui onion. Sea salt. Jalapeño.

I bet they're good too.


You forgot chicken, beef and prawn.....
 
2013-01-29 04:56:35 PM
i172.photobucket.com
 
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