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(The Hollywood Reporter)   Spider-Man villain The Rhino will be played by A) Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, B) Terry "Hulk" Hogan, or C) Paul Giamatti   (hollywoodreporter.com) divider line 17
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2013-01-28 05:41:24 PM  
14 votes:

ManateeGag: Blues_X: And the Hulk wasn't even played by a huge green guy!

THE NERVE!

The problem is, Hulk is a transformation from small guy to big buy.  Rhino is some big dude in a suit.  Paul Giamatti is 5'9" tall.  He could play a crime boss maybe, but not a hulking thug like Rhino.


Paul G. could play your left testicle and still do a better job than your current one.
2013-01-28 06:01:16 PM  
10 votes:

gopher321: Paul G. could play your left testicle and still do a better job than your current one.


Coming soon: Paul Giamatti is Lance Armstrong in The Juiced Cyclist.
2013-01-28 09:15:21 PM  
9 votes:

DeltaPunch: How does Rhino get his suit on? Does the face-hole stretch out like 20 times to get around his torso? Or does it have a zipper or something?


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First thing I thought of.
2013-01-28 09:33:43 PM  
5 votes:
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First thing I thought of.
2013-01-28 11:21:03 PM  
3 votes:
I didn't know my name is Paul Giamotti.
2013-01-28 10:27:22 PM  
3 votes:

Fano: Lackofname: I was hoping they were going to do Mysterio.

Thing is Giamatti makes for good characters that talk. He doesn't look tough. The Rhino isn't chatty, he's all muscle. Is he going to be all CGI?

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Who says he can't think? Seriously though, he IS dumber than "I hit him with a rock, a really BIG rock" Killer Croc.


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/I couldn't find a decent shot of their reaction in that episode, so I went and made my own right quick
2013-01-28 09:07:36 PM  
3 votes:

Gilligann: ManateeGag: Paul Giamatti is 5'9" tall

Yeah but wouldn't that make him taller than most actors in Hollywood?

They're all midgets. Fancy camera work makes them all look like giants.

Look at Tom Cruise. He's like 3' tall.


IMDb says Cruise is 5'7". But I know, everyone who's under 6' is a midget to you people.

/It's like I'm an inferior just because I lack a few inches
//Wait, what?
2013-01-28 08:40:28 PM  
3 votes:

ManateeGag: Paul Giamatti is 5'9" tall


Yeah but wouldn't that make him taller than most actors in Hollywood?

They're all midgets. Fancy camera work makes them all look like giants.

Look at Tom Cruise. He's like 3' tall.
2013-01-29 01:03:01 PM  
2 votes:
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2013-01-28 05:26:56 PM  
2 votes:
And the Hulk wasn't even played by a huge green guy!

THE NERVE!
2013-01-29 01:47:32 PM  
1 votes:
This guy would have been perfect:

chinadailymail.files.wordpress.com
2013-01-29 04:25:51 AM  
1 votes:

mooseyfate: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Paul Giamatti is a *good* actor and could bring something to the franchise, subby, just like Alfred Molina did with Spider-Man 2.

Save that Fail tag for yourself.

This. I'll never turn my hose up at a respected actor wanting to take a stab at a Comic Book Movie.

Granted, more than a few of those may push your imagination's limits on "respectable actor", but I felt they were all pretty solid casting decisions with pretty solid actors portraying them. Your mileage may vary.


Funny, I don't see Giamatti's Sideways co-star anywhere in this thread...

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2013-01-28 11:28:39 PM  
1 votes:

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Alfred Molina



But... Doc Ock is supposed to be a pudgy white nerd type

Rhino is supposed to be a big musclebound meathead
2013-01-28 09:46:34 PM  
1 votes:

Lackofname: I was hoping they were going to do Mysterio.

Thing is Giamatti makes for good characters that talk. He doesn't look tough. The Rhino isn't chatty, he's all muscle. Is he going to be all CGI?


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Who says he can't think? Seriously though, he IS dumber than "I hit him with a rock, a really BIG rock" Killer Croc.
2013-01-28 09:29:41 PM  
1 votes:
Fail? More likely it's a WIN, you dumbass.

Yeah, Hulk Hogan? LOL! Why would we want some idiot who's only ever fought against Colonel Klink?
2013-01-28 09:26:50 PM  
1 votes:

DeltaPunch: How does Rhino get his suit on? Does the face-hole stretch out like 20 times to get around his torso? Or does it have a zipper or something?


25.media.tumblr.com
2013-01-28 08:38:49 PM  
1 votes:
PIG VOMIT!!!!!!
 
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