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(The Sun)   Early entry for 'mother of the year' as mom holds down 3-year-old screaming toddler son for a tattoo   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 43
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2013-01-28 08:36:36 PM  
22 votes:
How is this abuse? My great grandfather Gunter used to hold down lots of kids for tattoos, they did it all the time in WWII.
2013-01-28 08:31:50 PM  
9 votes:
img441.imageshack.us
2013-01-28 10:21:00 PM  
6 votes:
Fail to see what everyone is so upset about. Should she have let him wriggle around instead? Totally would have ruined the piece.
2013-01-28 10:20:14 PM  
5 votes:
Came for Archer (phrasing), leaving satisfied.
2013-01-28 08:03:05 PM  
5 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.


I wonder if she even tipped the guy.
2013-01-28 10:54:04 PM  
4 votes:
Tie me three year old down, sport
Tie me three year old down...
2013-01-28 09:29:43 PM  
4 votes:

I_Am_Weasel: Are you sure?  Maybe it's just a tattoo that looks that way.


Now that you mention it, my frenum looks like a crudely-etched Polynesian girt that dances as I orgasm.
2013-01-28 08:34:49 PM  
4 votes:
Hey, now, don't rush to judgement.  Maybe she has twins and needs a way to tell them apart.
2013-01-28 10:31:13 PM  
3 votes:
It must certainly be taboo
For mom to give toddler tattoo
If only the fuzz
Could know who she was
But the police haven't a clue
2013-01-28 10:26:19 PM  
3 votes:

Mr.Hawk: Not that I am "going to the gym" guy or anything, but I swear if I was anywhere near that and saw that happening I would have put a stop to it pretty damn quick and farked up anybody who got in my way.


It's unfortunate the path to the gym was in the opposite direction of this incident or it might have been avoided.
2013-01-29 12:59:51 AM  
2 votes:

willfullyobscure: the ha ha guy: willfullyobscure: Don't be an ass. get a bell end stretcher if you feel that deprived, or look into jelqing. face facts, your dick is weird, and you could fix it if you stopped feeling sorry for yourself, and I don't buy the "bleeding" for a minute.


What do you want me to do, post a picture of my bloody penis just to prove that it really is possible for doctors to make mistakes?

According to the real doctors (the people who have more than an internet GED in medicine), stretching the skin will cause more harm than good. A few have suggested experimental surgery, but I'm not willing to risk major surgery just for a small chance of being in less pain.

Of course I want you to post pics. you people are everywhere on the internet but I've never met a live soul that regrets being cut. I call you out.


vincentknight.files.wordpress.com
2013-01-28 11:40:59 PM  
2 votes:
But what will happen afterwards when the kid becomes disturbed from this ordeal?

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2013-01-28 10:58:53 PM  
2 votes:
ewpopwatch.files.wordpress.com
2013-01-28 10:37:01 PM  
2 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-01-28 08:43:58 PM  
2 votes:

Ghastly: How is this abuse? My great grandfather Gunter used to hold down lots of kids for tattoos, they did it all the time in WWII.

i.imgur.com
2013-01-28 05:40:11 PM  
2 votes:
Yeah, but in two years he's gonna be the baddest-ass kindergartner ever.  He'll *run* that joint.

(I kid, I kid.  That's actually horrifying and I hope somebody slams her - and the tattoo "artist" - in jail.)
2013-01-29 12:30:35 PM  
1 votes:

Slartibartfaster: willfullyobscure: Of course I want you to post pics. you people are everywhere on the internet but I've never met a live soul that regrets being cut. I call you out.

Does that topic come up in conversation a lot amongst your peers ?


He is "that guy" who likes to look when he is using the next urinal over.
2013-01-29 11:00:30 AM  
1 votes:

willfullyobscure: Of course I want you to post pics. you people are everywhere on the internet but I've never met a live soul that regrets being cut. I call you out.


Does that topic come up in conversation a lot amongst your peers ?
2013-01-29 06:39:50 AM  
1 votes:

Krieghund: We don't really have much of a story here, just a 74 second video. We don't know what is being tattooed, or why. All we know is the kid is upset and in pain. But as other people have pointed out, it's acceptable to hurt kids sometimes. Circumcision, ear piercing, and shots, for example.

Perhaps the parent is worried about the kid wandering off or getting kidnapped, and wants some kind of ID on the kid. Perhaps the kid has a medical condition of some sort and she wants a warning on the kid. I'm not saying tattooing is the best option in those circumstances, I'm just saying she might have a better reason than the aesthetic.

Or she might just be an asshole. We don't know.


im41.com
2013-01-29 12:23:45 AM  
1 votes:

It would be even more lulzy if it read

DO NOT RESUSCITATE
2013-01-28 11:50:00 PM  
1 votes:
Too soon?

i.imgur.com
2013-01-28 11:48:57 PM  
1 votes:
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Betty: When little Dan was two minutes old I tattooed it on his head.

Yellowbeard: Does he know about this?

Betty: Oh, no no no, that's why I kept him in the cupboard for three years. That may be why he's a bit odd with all these books, and reading, and stuff like that.


/not the right scene, but only pic of them together I could find
2013-01-28 11:43:26 PM  
1 votes:
Cuba? well thats close to Florida.
2013-01-28 11:39:45 PM  
1 votes:

willfullyobscure: SarcasticFark: PsiChick: doglover: PsiChick: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.he would be properly sedated and under painkillers.

/At the very  least...
//What the fark that POS thinks she's doing is beyond me.

They don't use pain killers for circumcision.

And ths pain lasts a lifetime.

There's no way they could do that if they're in a hospital. I could see them not using painkillers in a religious ceremony, but I think that's a violation of the Hipporactic Oath at the  least to not use painkillers during circumcision.

Having two male children makes me somewhat of an expert here.

They do NOT use sedation or painkillers for circumcisions. Period. End of discussion.

They don't need too. It would be dangerous to give a newborn those things.


That's exactly the point. The pain both of my kids experienced is akin to a vaccination shot and is treated in the same manner. Sometimes you just gotta cause a little bit of pain to the little buggers for their own good.
2013-01-28 11:28:38 PM  
1 votes:

PsiChick: SarcasticFark:
They do NOT use sedation or painkillers for circumcisions. Period. End of discussion.

Well, that's slightly farked up. Are there no nerves there or something?


Not afterwards, no.
2013-01-28 11:25:17 PM  
1 votes:

Spanky_McFarksalot: doglover: And ths pain lasts a lifetime.

no it doesn't, you pussy.


The hell it doesn't.

Do you know that you can't do the legendary penis puppet "Two Ladies in Crossing a Bridge in Paris" without a foreskin for the bonnets?

I'll never get my grandmaster certification.

*dramatic sob*


Seriously though, I don't think you'd cut an infant girl's privates, so why a boy's? Much better to let him decide for himself later. When girls won't deal with him in highschool, he'll come around. But letting parents choose that and then crying out against tatoos? Bullshiat. You're either for cosmetic surgery or you're not.
2013-01-28 11:09:07 PM  
1 votes:
www.iwatchstuff.com
2013-01-28 11:02:08 PM  
1 votes:
i269.photobucket.com

because why not
2013-01-28 10:44:41 PM  
1 votes:
Just look at that intricate needlework.

2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-01-28 10:41:17 PM  
1 votes:

Bennie Crabtree: Holy fark, Fark.com. Are you now posting videos of 3-year-olds being carved by needles? I'll see if this gets taken down soon. if not, I'm going to stay off your website for a month and hopefully when i come back your sickness will have passed.


Um, bye?
2013-01-28 10:40:32 PM  
1 votes:
What was the content of the tattoo?

I'm taking "Mommy Loves Me" in the pool.
2013-01-28 10:38:22 PM  
1 votes:
That wasn't hardcore dance music.

Someone had to say it.
2013-01-28 10:37:53 PM  
1 votes:

jaytkay: brap: I went to a bris a couple months ago. The mohel did his thing, the kid sucked on a Mogen David soaked hankie for a few minutes and all was well in the world. Seriously it was maybe ten seconds of baby is uncomfortable.

I guarantee I am not the only guy protectively clutching his penis as he reads that.


True fax: the baby weenor heals up after less than 4 hours. That's why circumcision is best done on newborns, they barely notice it and they heal so fast. The pain isn't anything worse than a pinch and they're so sensitive than plain old muslin can make them cry. It's all the same super-sensation, basically, so the snip is nothing. Getting constipated is 100x the health risk of a circumcision for a baby under 30 days old.
2013-01-28 10:33:22 PM  
1 votes:
*sigh*

OK, I'll do it since nobody else is....


How do we know she didn't have some reason for it?  I didn't watch the video and I'm not going to, but this was in Cuba, right?  Maybe there's some shady shiat going on and kids are being grabbed or something, and the only way they can identify them is to put a tattoo on them.  If it's something small and unique, maybe that's it.  If it's a full sleeve with a dolphin and a unicorn fighting next to some rainbow colored gang symbols, then let's burn down the internet.
2013-01-28 10:32:40 PM  
1 votes:

Bennie Crabtree: Holy fark, Fark.com. Are you now posting videos of 3-year-olds being carved by needles? I'll see if this gets taken down soon. if not, I'm going to stay off your website for a month and hopefully when i come back your sickness will have passed.


i.imgur.com
2013-01-28 10:26:55 PM  
1 votes:
Hmmm?

www.kaelleighsworld.com
2013-01-28 10:26:15 PM  
1 votes:
"Some women just should not be blessed with being a mommy."

Blessed? Is that British English for knocked up?
2013-01-28 10:23:44 PM  
1 votes:
Holy fark, Fark.com. Are you now posting videos of 3-year-olds being carved by needles? I'll see if this gets taken down soon. if not, I'm going to stay off your website for a month and hopefully when i come back your sickness will have passed.
2013-01-28 10:20:17 PM  
1 votes:
It was probably some dumb ass tattoo like barbed wire around his arm.
2013-01-28 09:24:56 PM  
1 votes:

brap: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.

I went to a bris a couple months ago.  The mohel did his thing, the kid sucked on a Mogen David soaked hankie for a few minutes and all was well in the world.  Seriously it was maybe ten seconds of baby is uncomfortable.

Are you still traumatized? Are you a fan of cheese and salami?

 I am snipped and somehow managed to get over it.


Are you sure?  Maybe it's just a tattoo that looks that way.
2013-01-28 08:57:30 PM  
1 votes:
One added: "I'd love told hold her down and tattoo BAD MOTHER across her forehead and see how the f*** she likes it."

www.celwalls.com

Approves.


Donnchadha: "Mum" aside... I'm sure the tattoo artist who said "Tattoo a 3 year old? While you're videotaping it? Yeah, that sounds like a good idea" is real stand-up guy as well


Yeah, there are at least two assholes in this story. Also the person who took the video and didn't bother trying to intervene.
2013-01-28 08:45:01 PM  
1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.


I went to a bris a couple months ago.  The mohel did his thing, the kid sucked on a Mogen David soaked hankie for a few minutes and all was well in the world.  Seriously it was maybe ten seconds of baby is uncomfortable.

Are you still traumatized? Are you a fan of cheese and salami?

 I am snipped and somehow managed to get over it.
2013-01-28 07:42:15 PM  
1 votes:
If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.
 
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