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2013-01-28 07:42:15 PM
15 votes:
If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.
2013-01-28 08:45:01 PM
4 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.


I went to a bris a couple months ago.  The mohel did his thing, the kid sucked on a Mogen David soaked hankie for a few minutes and all was well in the world.  Seriously it was maybe ten seconds of baby is uncomfortable.

Are you still traumatized? Are you a fan of cheese and salami?

 I am snipped and somehow managed to get over it.
2013-01-29 12:15:31 AM
3 votes:

willfullyobscure: Of course I want you to post pics. you people are everywhere on the internet but I've never met a live soul that regrets being cut. I call you out.



And I've never met any man who randomly asks other men about the status of their penis and whether they regret being circumcised. So I call you out on your claim that you've never met anyone who regrets it.

But even if you really do go around asking random people "I need to know about your penis so I can win an internet argument", I'm not so sure your sample size of ten overrides the experience of everyone who has ever experienced a botched surgery, every study on risks, every lawsuit for malpractice, etc.
2013-01-28 10:50:40 PM
3 votes:

AbbeySomeone:What about the infants that et their ears pierced? Nobody says jack about that.

Actually, there are quite a lot of us who do say a lot more than  jack about that.

whatshisname: I see baby girls with pierced ears all the time. Is that any better?


No,  it is not. Body modification of  any kind,including piercing of  ears, should be a decision made  by the person getting the mod when they reach the age they are able to make an informed decision. Anyone who mutilates a child in any way, shape or form, should have that child promptly removed from them and given to someone with some amount of decency.


I do not like  children one bit. However, I do not feel that anyone should harm a child, especially if they are  responsible for the care  of  that child. If someone doesn't like children, they should just avoid the nasty little critters and if someone has the urge to mutilate  their child for "religion" or "tradition" or because they think it would be "cute" or "cool" they shouldn't be allowed a child at all and should be promptly, forcibly sterilized.

/I have tats and piercings
//got them as an adult and so it was MY choice
///just the way  it should be
2013-01-28 10:37:39 PM
3 votes:

whatshisname: I see baby girls with pierced ears all the time. Is that any better?


NO


/And I don't care what culture your distant relatives come from. Putting a hole or marking on somebody who does not have the true ability to consent is barbaric.
2013-01-28 10:26:37 PM
3 votes:
I see baby girls with pierced ears all the time. Is that any better?
2013-01-28 09:47:20 PM
3 votes:

brap: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.

I went to a bris a couple months ago.  The mohel did his thing, the kid sucked on a Mogen David soaked hankie for a few minutes and all was well in the world.  Seriously it was maybe ten seconds of baby is uncomfortable.

Are you still traumatized? Are you a fan of cheese and salami?

 I am snipped and somehow managed to get over it.


What about the infants that et their ears pierced? Nobody says jack about that.
2013-01-28 11:46:08 PM
2 votes:

willfullyobscure: Don't be an ass. get a bell end stretcher if you feel that deprived, or look into jelqing. face facts, your dick is weird, and you could fix it if you stopped feeling sorry for yourself, and I don't buy the "bleeding" for a minute.



What do you want me to do, post a picture of my bloody penis just to prove that it really is possible for doctors to make mistakes?

According to the real doctors (the people who have more than an internet GED in medicine), stretching the skin will cause more harm than good. A few have suggested experimental surgery, but I'm not willing to risk major surgery just for a small chance of being in less pain.
2013-01-28 11:25:17 PM
2 votes:

Spanky_McFarksalot: doglover: And ths pain lasts a lifetime.

no it doesn't, you pussy.


The hell it doesn't.

Do you know that you can't do the legendary penis puppet "Two Ladies in Crossing a Bridge in Paris" without a foreskin for the bonnets?

I'll never get my grandmaster certification.

*dramatic sob*


Seriously though, I don't think you'd cut an infant girl's privates, so why a boy's? Much better to let him decide for himself later. When girls won't deal with him in highschool, he'll come around. But letting parents choose that and then crying out against tatoos? Bullshiat. You're either for cosmetic surgery or you're not.
2013-01-28 11:22:26 PM
2 votes:

PsiChick: doglover: PsiChick: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.he would be properly sedated and under painkillers.

/At the very  least...
//What the fark that POS thinks she's doing is beyond me.

They don't use pain killers for circumcision.

And ths pain lasts a lifetime.

There's no way they could do that if they're in a hospital. I could see them not using painkillers in a religious ceremony, but I think that's a violation of the Hipporactic Oath at the  least to not use painkillers during circumcision.


Having two male children makes me somewhat of an expert here.

They do NOT use sedation or painkillers for circumcisions. Period. End of discussion.
2013-01-28 10:48:17 PM
2 votes:

whatshisname: I see baby girls with pierced ears all the time. Is that any better?


I have body piercings, FWIW, and it really weirds me out when I see babies getting their ears pierced. That stuff should wait until the kid is old enough to make some sort of reasonably informed decision about his or her appearance (picking his or her own clothes, his or her own haircut, can express "I want to look like *that*", etc.), understands that it hurts, can take care of fresh piercings until they heal up, and is also old enough to understand a little bit about what the word "permanent" means.

Don't get me started on the topic of piercing guns, which is how most mall jewelry-shop piercings are done.
2013-01-28 10:37:53 PM
2 votes:

jaytkay: brap: I went to a bris a couple months ago. The mohel did his thing, the kid sucked on a Mogen David soaked hankie for a few minutes and all was well in the world. Seriously it was maybe ten seconds of baby is uncomfortable.

I guarantee I am not the only guy protectively clutching his penis as he reads that.


True fax: the baby weenor heals up after less than 4 hours. That's why circumcision is best done on newborns, they barely notice it and they heal so fast. The pain isn't anything worse than a pinch and they're so sensitive than plain old muslin can make them cry. It's all the same super-sensation, basically, so the snip is nothing. Getting constipated is 100x the health risk of a circumcision for a baby under 30 days old.
2013-01-28 10:37:06 PM
2 votes:
I hope it was Lemmy's ace with "born to lose, live to win". Just kidding, kill that ignorant biatch.
2013-01-28 10:35:32 PM
2 votes:

brap: I am snipped and somehow managed to get over it.


Yes, and I'm sure this kid will get over his tattoo. That doesn't mean it's a good idea to do it.
2013-01-28 10:33:22 PM
2 votes:
*sigh*

OK, I'll do it since nobody else is....


How do we know she didn't have some reason for it?  I didn't watch the video and I'm not going to, but this was in Cuba, right?  Maybe there's some shady shiat going on and kids are being grabbed or something, and the only way they can identify them is to put a tattoo on them.  If it's something small and unique, maybe that's it.  If it's a full sleeve with a dolphin and a unicorn fighting next to some rainbow colored gang symbols, then let's burn down the internet.
2013-01-28 10:32:40 PM
2 votes:

Bennie Crabtree: Holy fark, Fark.com. Are you now posting videos of 3-year-olds being carved by needles? I'll see if this gets taken down soon. if not, I'm going to stay off your website for a month and hopefully when i come back your sickness will have passed.


i.imgur.com
2013-01-28 10:31:13 PM
2 votes:
It must certainly be taboo
For mom to give toddler tattoo
If only the fuzz
Could know who she was
But the police haven't a clue
2013-01-28 10:27:44 PM
2 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.


This argument was actually used by a defense lawyer a few years back here in California in the case of a 7 year old who was given a gang tattoo. Needless to say, it didn't work.
2013-01-28 08:50:35 PM
2 votes:
"Mum" aside... I'm sure the tattoo artist who said "Tattoo a 3 year old? While you're videotaping it? Yeah, that sounds like a good idea" is real stand-up guy as well
2013-01-28 08:43:58 PM
2 votes:

Ghastly: How is this abuse? My great grandfather Gunter used to hold down lots of kids for tattoos, they did it all the time in WWII.

i.imgur.com
2013-01-28 08:36:36 PM
2 votes:
How is this abuse? My great grandfather Gunter used to hold down lots of kids for tattoos, they did it all the time in WWII.
2013-01-29 03:49:21 PM
1 votes:

doglover: cyberspacedout: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.

This argument was actually used by a defense lawyer a few years back here in California in the case of a 7 year old who was given a gang tattoo. Needless to say, it didn't work.

What do you mean "Needless to say." ?

It's a valid point. Cosmetic surgery is cosmetic surgery.


Meaning that the outcome was predictable. Over here, as in the rest of the country, too many people are still willfully ignorant about circumcision being harmful. Attitudes are changing slowly, but there's still a long way to go.
2013-01-29 04:18:09 AM
1 votes:

brap: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.

I went to a bris a couple months ago.  The mohel did his thing, the kid sucked on a Mogen David soaked hankie for a few minutes and all was well in the world.  Seriously it was maybe ten seconds of baby is uncomfortable.

Are you still traumatized? Are you a fan of cheese and salami?

 I am snipped and somehow managed to get over it.


As if you had any choice, dumbass. If your parents had your balls cut off as a baby, I'm pretty sure you'd have typed the same response. Balls, who needs them? You never wanted children anyway.

NSFW. Jewish dude sucks baby cock:
I suck cock for Jehovah.NSFW/lunch/commonsense

Baby looks to be having fun at his bloody baby cock sucked.
2013-01-29 01:56:46 AM
1 votes:

John's Long Mustache: doglover: PsiChick: doglover: PsiChick: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.he would be properly sedated and under painkillers.

/At the very  least...
//What the fark that POS thinks she's doing is beyond me.

They don't use pain killers for circumcision.

And ths pain lasts a lifetime.

There's no way they could do that if they're in a hospital. I could see them not using painkillers in a religious ceremony, but I think that's a violation of the Hipporactic Oath at the  least to not use painkillers during circumcision.

You "think" or you've been present at a circumcision.

I've only got first hand accounts and none talk about any anesthesia. Some comment on the lack thereof.

The one I watched in nursing school involved a little topical numbing agent like lidocaine and nothing else. Anything they would use would be some type of local similar to that, anything more would be considered an unnecessary risk.


More dangerous than deady iocaine powder?
2013-01-29 01:44:02 AM
1 votes:

AbbeySomeone: brap: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.

I went to a bris a couple months ago.  The mohel did his thing, the kid sucked on a Mogen David soaked hankie for a few minutes and all was well in the world.  Seriously it was maybe ten seconds of baby is uncomfortable.

Are you still traumatized? Are you a fan of cheese and salami?

 I am snipped and somehow managed to get over it.

What about the infants that et their ears pierced? Nobody says jack about that.


Bullshiat, I say things about that. I have three daughters. I didn't let any of them get their ears pierced until they were at least 12 years old. I know that is still very young, but I had to pick an age in which I thought that they would be able to understand the ramifications of having another hole put into their bodies.

One of my daughters agrees with my position. Which is why her eleven year old daughter has never had her ears pierced. Another daughter disagrees and has already had her three year old's ears pierced.

Also, pierced ears can close up and leave no evidence of the piercing if you remove the earrings and let the piercing heal.

A tattoo is forever. A circumcision is usually forever. There is no comparison.
2013-01-29 01:34:10 AM
1 votes:

willfullyobscure: I've never met a live soul that regrets being cut.


Maybe it just doesn't come up much in casual conversation. For me it was part of my pre-maritial counseling twenty years ago. I had never thought about the circ/no-circ issue but the minister (in his 60s) was against it and yes wished he had not been.
2013-01-28 11:58:24 PM
1 votes:

1000 Ways to Dye: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 538x424]

Yeah. It's fake.

Notice how the needle + machine still rattle while the artist is supposedly applying the tattoo? Skin kinda deadens the sound. It should sound markedly different while the needle is contacting the arm.


You don't know much about machine tuning, do you? If there's a noticeable difference in sound while the machine is working, then the machine is poorly tuned, the artist has no clue what they're doing, and the tattoo is going to heal like hell, and look like hell. That 'buried needle' sound you're referring to is a relic of biker tattooing, hardly the high watermark of quality tattoo work. I assure you, none of my machines bog down like that, ever.

Not that I'm condoning this video, but to call it out as fake simply because the machine doesn't sound different while the work is being done... How thick do you think toddler skin is??
2013-01-28 11:58:09 PM
1 votes:

SarcasticFark: PsiChick: doglover: PsiChick: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.he would be properly sedated and under painkillers.

/At the very  least...
//What the fark that POS thinks she's doing is beyond me.

They don't use pain killers for circumcision.

And ths pain lasts a lifetime.

There's no way they could do that if they're in a hospital. I could see them not using painkillers in a religious ceremony, but I think that's a violation of the Hipporactic Oath at the  least to not use painkillers during circumcision.

Having two male children makes me somewhat of an expert here.

They do NOT use sedation or painkillers for circumcisions. Period. End of discussion.


The hospital where my kid was born numbs the area just prior to the procedure, but yeah, no narcotics or anything like that.

/Didn't have it done
//His property, his choice
2013-01-28 11:53:49 PM
1 votes:

Krieghund: We don't really have much of a story here, just a 74 second video. We don't know what is being tattooed, or why. All we know is the kid is upset and in pain. But as other people have pointed out, it's acceptable to hurt kids sometimes. Circumcision, ear piercing, and shots, for example.

Perhaps the parent is worried about the kid wandering off or getting kidnapped, and wants some kind of ID on the kid. Perhaps the kid has a medical condition of some sort and she wants a warning on the kid. I'm not saying tattooing is the best option in those circumstances, I'm just saying she might have a better reason than the aesthetic.

Or she might just be an asshole. We don't know.


If it's text, it's probably not going to stay readable very long as the kid grows.

My guess is it's something religious.
2013-01-28 11:51:50 PM
1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.


Exactly.
2013-01-28 11:44:06 PM
1 votes:

lordjupiter: *sigh*

OK, I'll do it since nobody else is....


How do we know she didn't have some reason for it?  I didn't watch the video and I'm not going to, but this was in Cuba, right?  Maybe there's some shady shiat going on and kids are being grabbed or something, and the only way they can identify them is to put a tattoo on them.  If it's something small and unique, maybe that's it.  If it's a full sleeve with a dolphin and a unicorn fighting next to some rainbow colored gang symbols, then let's burn down the internet.


The mother is a member of a cult based in Florida run by some dude claiming to be Jesus (and also the devil I think? It's weird and complicated and cult-y). The cult leader has "666" tattooed on his arm, and that's what's being done to the toddler in this video.
2013-01-28 11:28:38 PM
1 votes:

PsiChick: SarcasticFark:
They do NOT use sedation or painkillers for circumcisions. Period. End of discussion.

Well, that's slightly farked up. Are there no nerves there or something?


Not afterwards, no.
2013-01-28 11:27:11 PM
1 votes:
In the play The Marriage of Figaro, Figaro evidently is able to avoid being forced to marry his own mother when some kind of tattoo she gave him as a baby is revealed. This is why such things are necessary, I suppose.
2013-01-28 11:24:36 PM
1 votes:

SarcasticFark: PsiChick: doglover: PsiChick: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.he would be properly sedated and under painkillers.

/At the very  least...
//What the fark that POS thinks she's doing is beyond me.

They don't use pain killers for circumcision.

And ths pain lasts a lifetime.

There's no way they could do that if they're in a hospital. I could see them not using painkillers in a religious ceremony, but I think that's a violation of the Hipporactic Oath at the  least to not use painkillers during circumcision.

Having two male children makes me somewhat of an expert here.

They do NOT use sedation or painkillers for circumcisions. Period. End of discussion.


Well, that's slightly farked up. Are there no nerves there or something?
2013-01-28 11:24:07 PM
1 votes:
Tattoos are how you identify white trash.
2013-01-28 11:22:29 PM
1 votes:

willfullyobscure: Its no worse than removing a bit of earlobe, except that girls will like your penis when you're older and your jockstrap won't smell like diseased cheese.



Unless the circumcision is botched, gets infected, grows differently, etc, then sex is practically impossible until some doctor invents a way to fix it.

/Given the choice between daily pain and bleeding, or a smelly jock strap and rejection by a few stuck-up girls, I'd pick the smelly jock strap and rejection
//Unfortunately, the hospital didn't give my parents that choice, so I'm stuck waiting for a doctor to invent a way to fix my problem
2013-01-28 11:00:08 PM
1 votes:

doglover: PsiChick: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.he would be properly sedated and under painkillers.

/At the very  least...
//What the fark that POS thinks she's doing is beyond me.

They don't use pain killers for circumcision.

And ths pain lasts a lifetime.


There's no way they could do that if they're in a hospital. I could see them not using painkillers in a religious ceremony, but I think that's a violation of the Hipporactic Oath at the  least to not use painkillers during circumcision.
2013-01-28 10:54:58 PM
1 votes:
I'm calling hoax, but mostly because British tabloids aren't exactly the most trustworthy of sources.

On the off chance that it's not a hoax - lock her dumb ass up and give the kid to somebody with more than one lonely brain cell.
2013-01-28 10:54:26 PM
1 votes:

PsiChick: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.he would be properly sedated and under painkillers.

/At the very  least...
//What the fark that POS thinks she's doing is beyond me.


They don't use pain killers for circumcision.

And ths pain lasts a lifetime.
2013-01-28 10:48:20 PM
1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.he would be properly sedated and under painkillers.


/At the very  least...
//What the fark that POS thinks she's doing is beyond me.
2013-01-28 10:46:01 PM
1 votes:

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 538x424]


Yeah. It's fake.

Notice how the needle + machine still rattle while the artist is supposedly applying the tattoo? Skin kinda deadens the sound. It should sound markedly different while the needle is contacting the arm.
2013-01-28 10:44:41 PM
1 votes:
Just look at that intricate needlework.

2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-01-28 10:43:25 PM
1 votes:

the ha ha guy: brap: I went to a bris a couple months ago.  The mohel did his thing, the kid sucked on a Mogen David soaked hankie for a few minutes and all was well in the world.  Seriously it was maybe ten seconds of baby is uncomfortable.


Most circumcisions don't involve getting the baby drunk first. Even in hospitals, they just strap the baby down and start cutting, reasoning that since the baby will forget the pain there's no need for anesthesia.


babies are not strapped down; usually they're not even held down. A circumsion takes a maximum of 5 seconds and 3 of them are prep time. Its no worse than removing a bit of earlobe, except that girls will like your penis when you're older and your jockstrap won't smell like diseased cheese.
2013-01-28 10:38:00 PM
1 votes:
We don't really have much of a story here, just a 74 second video. We don't know what is being tattooed, or why. All we know is the kid is upset and in pain. But as other people have pointed out, it's acceptable to hurt kids sometimes. Circumcision, ear piercing, and shots, for example.

Perhaps the parent is worried about the kid wandering off or getting kidnapped, and wants some kind of ID on the kid. Perhaps the kid has a medical condition of some sort and she wants a warning on the kid. I'm not saying tattooing is the best option in those circumstances, I'm just saying she might have a better reason than the aesthetic.

Or she might just be an asshole. We don't know.
2013-01-28 10:31:32 PM
1 votes:
First, this kid is going to have a tattoo from preschool to forever. He'll be banging his classmates as soon as they start menstruating. Hell, he may even get his first blow job from a babysitter.

Secondly, for the mother and tattoo artist, I say no jail or prison time. Just tattoo "Human Waste, Don't Waste Your Time On Me,I Tattooed a Toddler" across their faces in Spanish, English and Chinese.
2013-01-28 10:26:04 PM
1 votes:

timujin: Hey, now, don't rush to judgement.  Maybe she has twins and needs a way to tell them apart.


A friend of mine did do this with her infant twins, but it was a case of tattooing two "freckles" behind the older twin's ear. He hated the noise, but it took about 45 seconds.

No idea what the hell is going on here.
2013-01-28 10:23:44 PM
1 votes:
Holy fark, Fark.com. Are you now posting videos of 3-year-olds being carved by needles? I'll see if this gets taken down soon. if not, I'm going to stay off your website for a month and hopefully when i come back your sickness will have passed.
2013-01-28 10:23:19 PM
1 votes:
Ok, so momma's a f'ed up person, but what about the tattoo artist? Who agrees to do crap like this?
2013-01-28 10:07:44 PM
1 votes:
Is the boy named Pete?
2013-01-28 08:34:49 PM
1 votes:
Hey, now, don't rush to judgement.  Maybe she has twins and needs a way to tell them apart.
2013-01-28 08:31:50 PM
1 votes:
img441.imageshack.us
2013-01-28 08:03:05 PM
1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.


I wonder if she even tipped the guy.
2013-01-28 05:40:11 PM
1 votes:
Yeah, but in two years he's gonna be the baddest-ass kindergartner ever.  He'll *run* that joint.

(I kid, I kid.  That's actually horrifying and I hope somebody slams her - and the tattoo "artist" - in jail.)
2013-01-28 05:29:27 PM
1 votes:
POS Hall of Fame.
 
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