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2013-01-28 11:22:29 PM

willfullyobscure: Its no worse than removing a bit of earlobe, except that girls will like your penis when you're older and your jockstrap won't smell like diseased cheese.



Unless the circumcision is botched, gets infected, grows differently, etc, then sex is practically impossible until some doctor invents a way to fix it.

/Given the choice between daily pain and bleeding, or a smelly jock strap and rejection by a few stuck-up girls, I'd pick the smelly jock strap and rejection
//Unfortunately, the hospital didn't give my parents that choice, so I'm stuck waiting for a doctor to invent a way to fix my problem
 
2013-01-28 11:22:31 PM
brap: I went to a bris a couple months ago. The mohel did his thing, the kid sucked on a Mogen David soaked hankie for a few minutes and all was well in the world. Seriously it was maybe ten seconds of baby is uncomfortable.

I guarantee I am not the only guy protectively clutching his penis as he reads that.


Why don't you guys just make him clutch his OWN penis???
 
2013-01-28 11:23:43 PM

berylman: I am only pretending to care but really now?


What, you've never seen a six-year-old little girl pine over a pair of shiny earrings? :P

Satan's Dumptruck Driver: Damn right the parents were Latino.


The baby with the nose piercing I saw was as white as the driven snow. Stupidity and Godawful parenting are colourblind.
 
2013-01-28 11:24:07 PM
Tattoos are how you identify white trash.
 
2013-01-28 11:24:33 PM
Why?

Just explain that to me you dumb b*****... WHY?!?!?
 
2013-01-28 11:24:36 PM

SarcasticFark: PsiChick: doglover: PsiChick: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.he would be properly sedated and under painkillers.

/At the very  least...
//What the fark that POS thinks she's doing is beyond me.

They don't use pain killers for circumcision.

And ths pain lasts a lifetime.

There's no way they could do that if they're in a hospital. I could see them not using painkillers in a religious ceremony, but I think that's a violation of the Hipporactic Oath at the  least to not use painkillers during circumcision.

Having two male children makes me somewhat of an expert here.

They do NOT use sedation or painkillers for circumcisions. Period. End of discussion.


Well, that's slightly farked up. Are there no nerves there or something?
 
2013-01-28 11:24:47 PM
I'm not a fan of kids and I have a lot of tattoos.  All I have to say is this is totally farked.
 
2013-01-28 11:25:17 PM

Spanky_McFarksalot: doglover: And ths pain lasts a lifetime.

no it doesn't, you pussy.


The hell it doesn't.

Do you know that you can't do the legendary penis puppet "Two Ladies in Crossing a Bridge in Paris" without a foreskin for the bonnets?

I'll never get my grandmaster certification.

*dramatic sob*


Seriously though, I don't think you'd cut an infant girl's privates, so why a boy's? Much better to let him decide for himself later. When girls won't deal with him in highschool, he'll come around. But letting parents choose that and then crying out against tatoos? Bullshiat. You're either for cosmetic surgery or you're not.
 
2013-01-28 11:27:11 PM
In the play The Marriage of Figaro, Figaro evidently is able to avoid being forced to marry his own mother when some kind of tattoo she gave him as a baby is revealed. This is why such things are necessary, I suppose.
 
2013-01-28 11:27:43 PM
Oh there's nerves. There IS a fair amount of startled baby expressions (eyes go WIDE, mouth opens in a soundless scream) but before the baby or parents even realize that it's done, the baby is swaddled up again and back in his mother's arms. Both of my kids cried for less than 15 seconds.

It's way harder on the parents than the kid.
 
2013-01-28 11:28:38 PM

PsiChick: SarcasticFark:
They do NOT use sedation or painkillers for circumcisions. Period. End of discussion.

Well, that's slightly farked up. Are there no nerves there or something?


Not afterwards, no.
 
2013-01-28 11:29:09 PM

PsiChick: SarcasticFark: PsiChick: doglover: PsiChick: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.he would be properly sedated and under painkillers.

/At the very  least...
//What the fark that POS thinks she's doing is beyond me.

They don't use pain killers for circumcision.

And ths pain lasts a lifetime.

There's no way they could do that if they're in a hospital. I could see them not using painkillers in a religious ceremony, but I think that's a violation of the Hipporactic Oath at the  least to not use painkillers during circumcision.

Having two male children makes me somewhat of an expert here.

They do NOT use sedation or painkillers for circumcisions. Period. End of discussion.

Well, that's slightly farked up. Are there no nerves there or something?


Plenty of nerve endings there, as far as I know. Don't have mine to really say. Apparently sex is screwed up for me, but I don't, nor will I ever now. Thanks doctors.
 
2013-01-28 11:29:50 PM

SarcasticFark: PsiChick: doglover: PsiChick: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.he would be properly sedated and under painkillers.

/At the very  least...
//What the fark that POS thinks she's doing is beyond me.

They don't use pain killers for circumcision.

And ths pain lasts a lifetime.

There's no way they could do that if they're in a hospital. I could see them not using painkillers in a religious ceremony, but I think that's a violation of the Hipporactic Oath at the  least to not use painkillers during circumcision.

Having two male children makes me somewhat of an expert here.

They do NOT use sedation or painkillers for circumcisions. Period. End of discussion.


They don't need too. It would be dangerous to give a newborn those things.
 
2013-01-28 11:30:18 PM
Tonight on Master Penis Theatre: "Two Ladies in Crossing a Bridge in Paris"
 
2013-01-28 11:30:19 PM

Vectron: Tattoos are how you identify white trash.



Mr Peabody,set the way back machine to 1962...
 
2013-01-28 11:31:12 PM

PsiChick: SarcasticFark: PsiChick: doglover: PsiChick: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.he would be properly sedated and under painkillers.

/At the very  least...
//What the fark that POS thinks she's doing is beyond me.

They don't use pain killers for circumcision.

And ths pain lasts a lifetime.

There's no way they could do that if they're in a hospital. I could see them not using painkillers in a religious ceremony, but I think that's a violation of the Hipporactic Oath at the  least to not use painkillers during circumcision.

Having two male children makes me somewhat of an expert here.

They do NOT use sedation or painkillers for circumcisions. Period. End of discussion.

Well, that's slightly farked up. Are there no nerves there or something?


There's a LOT of nerves.

That's why I'm against it. Legend has it sex feels better with foreskin.
 
2013-01-28 11:32:18 PM

the ha ha guy: willfullyobscure: Its no worse than removing a bit of earlobe, except that girls will like your penis when you're older and your jockstrap won't smell like diseased cheese.


Unless the circumcision is botched, gets infected, grows differently, etc, then sex is practically impossible until some doctor invents a way to fix it.

/Given the choice between daily pain and bleeding, or a smelly jock strap and rejection by a few stuck-up girls, I'd pick the smelly jock strap and rejection
//Unfortunately, the hospital didn't give my parents that choice, so I'm stuck waiting for a doctor to invent a way to fix my problem


Don't be an ass. get a bell end stretcher if you feel that deprived, or look into jelqing. face facts, your dick is weird, and you could fix it if you stopped feeling sorry for yourself, and I don't buy the "bleeding" for a minute. You're lying, or you have mental health issues.
 
2013-01-28 11:32:57 PM

The Muthaship: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.

I wonder if she even tipped the guy.


What you did, I see it.
 
2013-01-28 11:33:22 PM
i859.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-28 11:34:09 PM

doglover: PsiChick: SarcasticFark: PsiChick: doglover: PsiChick: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.he would be properly sedated and under painkillers.

/At the very  least...
//What the fark that POS thinks she's doing is beyond me.

They don't use pain killers for circumcision.

And ths pain lasts a lifetime.

There's no way they could do that if they're in a hospital. I could see them not using painkillers in a religious ceremony, but I think that's a violation of the Hipporactic Oath at the  least to not use painkillers during circumcision.

Having two male children makes me somewhat of an expert here.

They do NOT use sedation or painkillers for circumcisions. Period. End of discussion.

Well, that's slightly farked up. Are there no nerves there or something?

There's a LOT of nerves.

That's why I'm against it. Legend has it sex feels better with foreskin.


nah. We all know how it feels and YMMV, but it's pretty much the same with or without. that's a myth.
 
2013-01-28 11:39:45 PM

willfullyobscure: SarcasticFark: PsiChick: doglover: PsiChick: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.he would be properly sedated and under painkillers.

/At the very  least...
//What the fark that POS thinks she's doing is beyond me.

They don't use pain killers for circumcision.

And ths pain lasts a lifetime.

There's no way they could do that if they're in a hospital. I could see them not using painkillers in a religious ceremony, but I think that's a violation of the Hipporactic Oath at the  least to not use painkillers during circumcision.

Having two male children makes me somewhat of an expert here.

They do NOT use sedation or painkillers for circumcisions. Period. End of discussion.

They don't need too. It would be dangerous to give a newborn those things.


That's exactly the point. The pain both of my kids experienced is akin to a vaccination shot and is treated in the same manner. Sometimes you just gotta cause a little bit of pain to the little buggers for their own good.
 
2013-01-28 11:40:05 PM
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2013-01-28 11:40:59 PM
But what will happen afterwards when the kid becomes disturbed from this ordeal?

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-28 11:41:13 PM

dahmers love zombie: Bennie Crabtree: Holy fark, Fark.com. Are you now posting videos of 3-year-olds being carved by needles? I'll see if this gets taken down soon. if not, I'm going to stay off your website for a month and hopefully when i come back your sickness will have passed.

[i.imgur.com image 239x178]


I was trying to decide between "Welcome to Fark" and "Well, bye!", but yours works too.
 
2013-01-28 11:43:26 PM
Cuba? well thats close to Florida.
 
2013-01-28 11:44:06 PM

lordjupiter: *sigh*

OK, I'll do it since nobody else is....


How do we know she didn't have some reason for it?  I didn't watch the video and I'm not going to, but this was in Cuba, right?  Maybe there's some shady shiat going on and kids are being grabbed or something, and the only way they can identify them is to put a tattoo on them.  If it's something small and unique, maybe that's it.  If it's a full sleeve with a dolphin and a unicorn fighting next to some rainbow colored gang symbols, then let's burn down the internet.


The mother is a member of a cult based in Florida run by some dude claiming to be Jesus (and also the devil I think? It's weird and complicated and cult-y). The cult leader has "666" tattooed on his arm, and that's what's being done to the toddler in this video.
 
2013-01-28 11:46:08 PM

willfullyobscure: Don't be an ass. get a bell end stretcher if you feel that deprived, or look into jelqing. face facts, your dick is weird, and you could fix it if you stopped feeling sorry for yourself, and I don't buy the "bleeding" for a minute.



What do you want me to do, post a picture of my bloody penis just to prove that it really is possible for doctors to make mistakes?

According to the real doctors (the people who have more than an internet GED in medicine), stretching the skin will cause more harm than good. A few have suggested experimental surgery, but I'm not willing to risk major surgery just for a small chance of being in less pain.
 
2013-01-28 11:47:48 PM
This is in a British tabloid, so it probably did not happen.
 
2013-01-28 11:48:57 PM
img520.imageshack.us

Betty: When little Dan was two minutes old I tattooed it on his head.

Yellowbeard: Does he know about this?

Betty: Oh, no no no, that's why I kept him in the cupboard for three years. That may be why he's a bit odd with all these books, and reading, and stuff like that.


/not the right scene, but only pic of them together I could find
 
2013-01-28 11:49:07 PM
Come on, Anonymous. Do your thing.
 
2013-01-28 11:50:00 PM
Too soon?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-28 11:50:44 PM

willfullyobscure: nah. We all know how it feels and YMMV, but it's pretty much the same with or without. that's a myth.



http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/malecircumcision/
"Taken as a whole, the studies suggest that some decrease in sensitivity of the glans to fine touch can occur following circumcision [48]."
 
2013-01-28 11:51:36 PM
Sausage fest?

Yep.
 
2013-01-28 11:51:50 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.


Exactly.
 
2013-01-28 11:53:41 PM

peasants_are_revolting: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.

Exactly.


So, why do they hate, the peen so much?
 
2013-01-28 11:53:49 PM

Krieghund: We don't really have much of a story here, just a 74 second video. We don't know what is being tattooed, or why. All we know is the kid is upset and in pain. But as other people have pointed out, it's acceptable to hurt kids sometimes. Circumcision, ear piercing, and shots, for example.

Perhaps the parent is worried about the kid wandering off or getting kidnapped, and wants some kind of ID on the kid. Perhaps the kid has a medical condition of some sort and she wants a warning on the kid. I'm not saying tattooing is the best option in those circumstances, I'm just saying she might have a better reason than the aesthetic.

Or she might just be an asshole. We don't know.


If it's text, it's probably not going to stay readable very long as the kid grows.

My guess is it's something religious.
 
2013-01-28 11:55:07 PM
Whole story seems completely legitimate.

/yep
 
2013-01-28 11:58:09 PM

SarcasticFark: PsiChick: doglover: PsiChick: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.he would be properly sedated and under painkillers.

/At the very  least...
//What the fark that POS thinks she's doing is beyond me.

They don't use pain killers for circumcision.

And ths pain lasts a lifetime.

There's no way they could do that if they're in a hospital. I could see them not using painkillers in a religious ceremony, but I think that's a violation of the Hipporactic Oath at the  least to not use painkillers during circumcision.

Having two male children makes me somewhat of an expert here.

They do NOT use sedation or painkillers for circumcisions. Period. End of discussion.


The hospital where my kid was born numbs the area just prior to the procedure, but yeah, no narcotics or anything like that.

/Didn't have it done
//His property, his choice
 
2013-01-28 11:58:24 PM

1000 Ways to Dye: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 538x424]

Yeah. It's fake.

Notice how the needle + machine still rattle while the artist is supposedly applying the tattoo? Skin kinda deadens the sound. It should sound markedly different while the needle is contacting the arm.


You don't know much about machine tuning, do you? If there's a noticeable difference in sound while the machine is working, then the machine is poorly tuned, the artist has no clue what they're doing, and the tattoo is going to heal like hell, and look like hell. That 'buried needle' sound you're referring to is a relic of biker tattooing, hardly the high watermark of quality tattoo work. I assure you, none of my machines bog down like that, ever.

Not that I'm condoning this video, but to call it out as fake simply because the machine doesn't sound different while the work is being done... How thick do you think toddler skin is??
 
2013-01-28 11:59:44 PM

the ha ha guy: willfullyobscure: Don't be an ass. get a bell end stretcher if you feel that deprived, or look into jelqing. face facts, your dick is weird, and you could fix it if you stopped feeling sorry for yourself, and I don't buy the "bleeding" for a minute.


What do you want me to do, post a picture of my bloody penis just to prove that it really is possible for doctors to make mistakes?

According to the real doctors (the people who have more than an internet GED in medicine), stretching the skin will cause more harm than good. A few have suggested experimental surgery, but I'm not willing to risk major surgery just for a small chance of being in less pain.


Of course I want you to post pics. you people are everywhere on the internet but I've never met a live soul that regrets being cut. I call you out.
 
2013-01-29 12:02:14 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com

/no one could steer me right
///hot, unlike your mom
 
2013-01-29 12:06:43 AM
Sick bastages that cut the embillical cord and tell us we should stop breast feeding  in our tweens...FAAAAAACISSSSTTTTTS!

There is blood and lactate material on your hands!
 
2013-01-29 12:07:04 AM

willfullyobscure: Don't be an ass. get a bell end stretcher if you feel that deprived, or look into jelqing. face facts, your dick is weird, and you could fix it if you stopped feeling sorry for yourself, and I don't buy the "bleeding" for a minute. You're lying, or you have mental health issues.


Eh, I have no strong feelings on circumcision one way or the other, but botched ones do happen. Nothing is foolproof.

/Not that he's definitely telling the truth, but it's as likely as TFA being true.
 
2013-01-29 12:15:31 AM

willfullyobscure: Of course I want you to post pics. you people are everywhere on the internet but I've never met a live soul that regrets being cut. I call you out.



And I've never met any man who randomly asks other men about the status of their penis and whether they regret being circumcised. So I call you out on your claim that you've never met anyone who regrets it.

But even if you really do go around asking random people "I need to know about your penis so I can win an internet argument", I'm not so sure your sample size of ten overrides the experience of everyone who has ever experienced a botched surgery, every study on risks, every lawsuit for malpractice, etc.
 
2013-01-29 12:22:08 AM

the ha ha guy: willfullyobscure: Of course I want you to post pics. you people are everywhere on the internet but I've never met a live soul that regrets being cut. I call you out.


And I've never met any man who randomly asks other men about the status of their penis and whether they regret being circumcised. So I call you out on your claim that you've never met anyone who regrets it.

But even if you really do go around asking random people "I need to know about your penis so I can win an internet argument", I'm not so sure your sample size of ten overrides the experience of everyone who has ever experienced a botched surgery, every study on risks, every lawsuit for malpractice, etc.


ilostthegame.jpg
 
2013-01-29 12:23:45 AM

It would be even more lulzy if it read

DO NOT RESUSCITATE
 
2013-01-29 12:25:49 AM

SomethingToDo: It would be even more lulzy if it read
DO NOT RESUSCITATE


MAY CONTAIN NUTS
 
2013-01-29 12:33:16 AM

willfullyobscure: doglover: PsiChick: SarcasticFark: PsiChick: doglover: PsiChick: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.he would be properly sedated and under painkillers.

/At the very  least...
//What the fark that POS thinks she's doing is beyond me.

They don't use pain killers for circumcision.

And ths pain lasts a lifetime.

There's no way they could do that if they're in a hospital. I could see them not using painkillers in a religious ceremony, but I think that's a violation of the Hipporactic Oath at the  least to not use painkillers during circumcision.

Having two male children makes me somewhat of an expert here.

They do NOT use sedation or painkillers for circumcisions. Period. End of discussion.

Well, that's slightly farked up. Are there no nerves there or something?

There's a LOT of nerves.

That's why I'm against it. Legend has it sex feels better with foreskin.

nah. We all know how it feels and YMMV, but it's pretty much the same with or without. that's a myth.


Legend says.

Geez.
 
2013-01-29 12:36:27 AM

Ghastly: How is this abuse? My great grandfather Gunter used to hold down lots of kids for tattoos, they did it all the time in WWII.


Was he the one who got drunk and fell out of a guard tower at Dachau?
 
2013-01-29 12:41:34 AM

brap: I_Am_Weasel: Are you sure?  Maybe it's just a tattoo that looks that way.

Now that you mention it, my frenum looks like a crudely-etched Polynesian girt that dances as I orgasm.


Is that were the word "frenumy" came from?
 
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