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(The Sun)   Early entry for 'mother of the year' as mom holds down 3-year-old screaming toddler son for a tattoo   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 210
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2013-01-28 10:37:53 PM

jaytkay: brap: I went to a bris a couple months ago. The mohel did his thing, the kid sucked on a Mogen David soaked hankie for a few minutes and all was well in the world. Seriously it was maybe ten seconds of baby is uncomfortable.

I guarantee I am not the only guy protectively clutching his penis as he reads that.


True fax: the baby weenor heals up after less than 4 hours. That's why circumcision is best done on newborns, they barely notice it and they heal so fast. The pain isn't anything worse than a pinch and they're so sensitive than plain old muslin can make them cry. It's all the same super-sensation, basically, so the snip is nothing. Getting constipated is 100x the health risk of a circumcision for a baby under 30 days old.
 
2013-01-28 10:38:00 PM
We don't really have much of a story here, just a 74 second video. We don't know what is being tattooed, or why. All we know is the kid is upset and in pain. But as other people have pointed out, it's acceptable to hurt kids sometimes. Circumcision, ear piercing, and shots, for example.

Perhaps the parent is worried about the kid wandering off or getting kidnapped, and wants some kind of ID on the kid. Perhaps the kid has a medical condition of some sort and she wants a warning on the kid. I'm not saying tattooing is the best option in those circumstances, I'm just saying she might have a better reason than the aesthetic.

Or she might just be an asshole. We don't know.
 
2013-01-28 10:38:22 PM
That wasn't hardcore dance music.

Someone had to say it.
 
2013-01-28 10:39:36 PM
DO you know the identity of the mum?

How many Cubans read the goddamn Sun?
 
2013-01-28 10:40:06 PM

brap: I went to a bris a couple months ago.  The mohel did his thing, the kid sucked on a Mogen David soaked hankie for a few minutes and all was well in the world.  Seriously it was maybe ten seconds of baby is uncomfortable.



Most circumcisions don't involve getting the baby drunk first. Even in hospitals, they just strap the baby down and start cutting, reasoning that since the baby will forget the pain there's no need for anesthesia.
 
2013-01-28 10:40:12 PM
I hope it was a snowflake.
 
2013-01-28 10:40:32 PM
What was the content of the tattoo?

I'm taking "Mommy Loves Me" in the pool.
 
2013-01-28 10:41:17 PM

Bennie Crabtree: Holy fark, Fark.com. Are you now posting videos of 3-year-olds being carved by needles? I'll see if this gets taken down soon. if not, I'm going to stay off your website for a month and hopefully when i come back your sickness will have passed.


Um, bye?
 
2013-01-28 10:42:22 PM

Bennie Crabtree: Holy fark, Fark.com. Are you now posting videos of 3-year-olds being carved by needles? I'll see if this gets taken down soon. if not, I'm going to stay off your website for a month and hopefully when i come back your sickness will have passed.

www.ronanlyons.com
 
2013-01-28 10:42:35 PM

Krieghund: We don't really have much of a story here, just a 74 second video. We don't know what is being tattooed, or why. All we know is the kid is upset and in pain. But as other people have pointed out, it's acceptable to hurt kids sometimes. Circumcision, ear piercing, and shots, for example.

Perhaps the parent is worried about the kid wandering off or getting kidnapped, and wants some kind of ID on the kid. Perhaps the kid has a medical condition of some sort and she wants a warning on the kid. I'm not saying tattooing is the best option in those circumstances, I'm just saying she might have a better reason than the aesthetic.

Or she might just be an asshole. We don't know.


Well, I doubt the devil ever comes to you and asks you to be his advocate again. Way to sandbag it, bro.
 
2013-01-28 10:42:57 PM
I take it the tattoo was a heart with the word "Mom" in it.
 
2013-01-28 10:43:25 PM

the ha ha guy: brap: I went to a bris a couple months ago.  The mohel did his thing, the kid sucked on a Mogen David soaked hankie for a few minutes and all was well in the world.  Seriously it was maybe ten seconds of baby is uncomfortable.


Most circumcisions don't involve getting the baby drunk first. Even in hospitals, they just strap the baby down and start cutting, reasoning that since the baby will forget the pain there's no need for anesthesia.


babies are not strapped down; usually they're not even held down. A circumsion takes a maximum of 5 seconds and 3 of them are prep time. Its no worse than removing a bit of earlobe, except that girls will like your penis when you're older and your jockstrap won't smell like diseased cheese.
 
2013-01-28 10:43:45 PM

Mr.Hawk: whatshisname: I see baby girls with pierced ears all the time. Is that any better?

NO

/And I don't care what culture your distant relatives come from. Putting a hole or marking on somebody who does not have the true ability to consent is barbaric.


Right?

Although 18 is waay old to consent to pierced ears. I got my ear pierced at seven for reasons of my own, and I regret nothing.

Baby tats are like baby pierced ears and circumcisions. It's all the same thing.
 
2013-01-28 10:44:41 PM
Just look at that intricate needlework.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-28 10:46:01 PM

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 538x424]


Yeah. It's fake.

Notice how the needle + machine still rattle while the artist is supposedly applying the tattoo? Skin kinda deadens the sound. It should sound markedly different while the needle is contacting the arm.
 
2013-01-28 10:46:48 PM
That biatch needs to be told 50 times.
 
2013-01-28 10:48:17 PM

whatshisname: I see baby girls with pierced ears all the time. Is that any better?


I have body piercings, FWIW, and it really weirds me out when I see babies getting their ears pierced. That stuff should wait until the kid is old enough to make some sort of reasonably informed decision about his or her appearance (picking his or her own clothes, his or her own haircut, can express "I want to look like *that*", etc.), understands that it hurts, can take care of fresh piercings until they heal up, and is also old enough to understand a little bit about what the word "permanent" means.

Don't get me started on the topic of piercing guns, which is how most mall jewelry-shop piercings are done.
 
2013-01-28 10:48:20 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.he would be properly sedated and under painkillers.


/At the very  least...
//What the fark that POS thinks she's doing is beyond me.
 
2013-01-28 10:50:40 PM

AbbeySomeone:What about the infants that et their ears pierced? Nobody says jack about that.

Actually, there are quite a lot of us who do say a lot more than  jack about that.

whatshisname: I see baby girls with pierced ears all the time. Is that any better?


No,  it is not. Body modification of  any kind,including piercing of  ears, should be a decision made  by the person getting the mod when they reach the age they are able to make an informed decision. Anyone who mutilates a child in any way, shape or form, should have that child promptly removed from them and given to someone with some amount of decency.


I do not like  children one bit. However, I do not feel that anyone should harm a child, especially if they are  responsible for the care  of  that child. If someone doesn't like children, they should just avoid the nasty little critters and if someone has the urge to mutilate  their child for "religion" or "tradition" or because they think it would be "cute" or "cool" they shouldn't be allowed a child at all and should be promptly, forcibly sterilized.

/I have tats and piercings
//got them as an adult and so it was MY choice
///just the way  it should be
 
2013-01-28 10:51:06 PM
At least it wasn't ass antlers.
 
2013-01-28 10:51:29 PM
 
2013-01-28 10:52:50 PM
Maybe mom just wanted to cover that weird "666" birthmark he was born with.

/dwtfv
 
2013-01-28 10:54:04 PM
Tie me three year old down, sport
Tie me three year old down...
 
2013-01-28 10:54:26 PM

PsiChick: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.he would be properly sedated and under painkillers.

/At the very  least...
//What the fark that POS thinks she's doing is beyond me.


They don't use pain killers for circumcision.

And ths pain lasts a lifetime.
 
2013-01-28 10:54:44 PM
The Swayze tattoo never dies nooo
 
2013-01-28 10:54:49 PM

Ghastly: How is this abuse? My great grandfather Gunter used to hold down lots of kids for tattoos, they did it all the time in WWII.


Yeah, I wanted to go with a barcode joke, but you did it better.
 
2013-01-28 10:54:58 PM
I'm calling hoax, but mostly because British tabloids aren't exactly the most trustworthy of sources.

On the off chance that it's not a hoax - lock her dumb ass up and give the kid to somebody with more than one lonely brain cell.
 
2013-01-28 10:55:10 PM
No butthole tattoo chick reference yet!
 
2013-01-28 10:56:41 PM
Well subby, let us know if Mister Cool Ice Junior's tattoo turned out alright
 
2013-01-28 10:58:33 PM
The kid is gonna have a faded tat by the time he hits sixth grade...
 
2013-01-28 10:58:53 PM
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2013-01-28 11:00:08 PM

doglover: PsiChick: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.he would be properly sedated and under painkillers.

/At the very  least...
//What the fark that POS thinks she's doing is beyond me.

They don't use pain killers for circumcision.

And ths pain lasts a lifetime.


There's no way they could do that if they're in a hospital. I could see them not using painkillers in a religious ceremony, but I think that's a violation of the Hipporactic Oath at the  least to not use painkillers during circumcision.
 
2013-01-28 11:01:20 PM
 
2013-01-28 11:01:21 PM
We need a tribal lobby to defend this practice on religious ceremonial grounds and call anyone who disagrees with them Nazis.
 
2013-01-28 11:01:40 PM
farm2.staticflickr.com
 
2013-01-28 11:02:08 PM
i269.photobucket.com

because why not
 
2013-01-28 11:05:55 PM

PsiChick: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.he would be properly sedated and under painkillers.

/At the very  least...
//What the fark that POS thinks she's doing is beyond me.


They don't do that for infant circumcisions, and even if they do use some pain killers, it's very dangerous and isn't enough to knock out the pain.
 
2013-01-28 11:05:58 PM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: No,  it is not. Body modification of  any kind,including piercing of  ears, should be a decision made  by the person getting the mod when they reach the age they are able to make an informed decision. Anyone who mutilates a child in any way, shape or form, should have that child promptly removed from them and given to someone with some amount of decency.


Agreed for the most part (I once saw a baby who was clearly less than a month old with a farking nose piercing - what in the bloody Christ is wrong with people), but specifically in regards to ear piercings: What age should be considered the age of consent there? I had mine pierced at six, and I know for a fact it was 100% my decision.
 
2013-01-28 11:09:04 PM
Apparently, this belongs here...

img.timeinc.net
 
2013-01-28 11:09:07 PM
www.iwatchstuff.com
 
2013-01-28 11:10:13 PM

PsiChick: doglover: PsiChick: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.he would be properly sedated and under painkillers.

/At the very  least...
//What the fark that POS thinks she's doing is beyond me.

They don't use pain killers for circumcision.

And ths pain lasts a lifetime.

There's no way they could do that if they're in a hospital. I could see them not using painkillers in a religious ceremony, but I think that's a violation of the Hipporactic Oath at the  least to not use painkillers during circumcision.


You "think" or you've been present at a circumcision.

I've only got first hand accounts and none talk about any anesthesia. Some comment on the lack thereof.
 
2013-01-28 11:10:55 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: I had mine pierced at six, and I know for a fact it was 100% my decision.


I am only pretending to care but really now?
 
2013-01-28 11:10:59 PM

doglover: They don't use pain killers for circumcision.
And ths pain lasts a lifetime.


Your mom dropped this off when she came by

lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-01-28 11:11:45 PM

Ray_Peranus: [www.iwatchstuff.com image 400x200]



Seriously,is that Gary Coleman on the left??
 
2013-01-28 11:12:59 PM
Weird looking kid.
His face was all square blocks.
 
2013-01-28 11:13:15 PM

doglover: And ths pain lasts a lifetime.


no it doesn't, you pussy.
 
2013-01-28 11:13:57 PM

Mr.Hawk: whatshisname: I see baby girls with pierced ears all the time. Is that any better?

NO

/And I don't care what culture your distant relatives come from. Putting a hole or marking on somebody who does not have the true ability to consent is barbaric.


I saw (or rather heard, then saw) a baby getting his/her ears pierced at some shop in the mall. Kid was wailing.

Damn right the parents were Latino.
 
2013-01-28 11:15:00 PM
That's not a toddler tat...
-THIS- is a toddler tat:

flashyourtattoo.com

/some Yakuza kid?... no idea
 
2013-01-28 11:18:19 PM

lordjupiter: a dolphin and a unicorn fighting next to some rainbow colored gang symbols


www.mynameisfoxtrot.com

I always wondered what this guy had on the other cheek...
 
2013-01-28 11:22:26 PM

PsiChick: doglover: PsiChick: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.he would be properly sedated and under painkillers.

/At the very  least...
//What the fark that POS thinks she's doing is beyond me.

They don't use pain killers for circumcision.

And ths pain lasts a lifetime.

There's no way they could do that if they're in a hospital. I could see them not using painkillers in a religious ceremony, but I think that's a violation of the Hipporactic Oath at the  least to not use painkillers during circumcision.


Having two male children makes me somewhat of an expert here.

They do NOT use sedation or painkillers for circumcisions. Period. End of discussion.
 
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