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(The Sun)   Early entry for 'mother of the year' as mom holds down 3-year-old screaming toddler son for a tattoo   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 210
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2013-01-28 05:29:27 PM
POS Hall of Fame.
 
2013-01-28 05:40:11 PM
Yeah, but in two years he's gonna be the baddest-ass kindergartner ever.  He'll *run* that joint.

(I kid, I kid.  That's actually horrifying and I hope somebody slams her - and the tattoo "artist" - in jail.)
 
2013-01-28 05:43:13 PM
i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-28 07:42:15 PM
If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.
 
2013-01-28 08:03:05 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.


I wonder if she even tipped the guy.
 
2013-01-28 08:31:39 PM
It'll be blurred and faded by the time he's a teenager.
 
2013-01-28 08:31:50 PM
img441.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-28 08:34:49 PM
Hey, now, don't rush to judgement.  Maybe she has twins and needs a way to tell them apart.
 
2013-01-28 08:36:36 PM
How is this abuse? My great grandfather Gunter used to hold down lots of kids for tattoos, they did it all the time in WWII.
 
2013-01-28 08:43:58 PM

Ghastly: How is this abuse? My great grandfather Gunter used to hold down lots of kids for tattoos, they did it all the time in WWII.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-28 08:45:01 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.


I went to a bris a couple months ago.  The mohel did his thing, the kid sucked on a Mogen David soaked hankie for a few minutes and all was well in the world.  Seriously it was maybe ten seconds of baby is uncomfortable.

Are you still traumatized? Are you a fan of cheese and salami?

 I am snipped and somehow managed to get over it.
 
2013-01-28 08:50:35 PM
"Mum" aside... I'm sure the tattoo artist who said "Tattoo a 3 year old? While you're videotaping it? Yeah, that sounds like a good idea" is real stand-up guy as well
 
2013-01-28 08:57:30 PM
One added: "I'd love told hold her down and tattoo BAD MOTHER across her forehead and see how the f*** she likes it."

www.celwalls.com

Approves.


Donnchadha: "Mum" aside... I'm sure the tattoo artist who said "Tattoo a 3 year old? While you're videotaping it? Yeah, that sounds like a good idea" is real stand-up guy as well


Yeah, there are at least two assholes in this story. Also the person who took the video and didn't bother trying to intervene.
 
2013-01-28 09:24:56 PM

brap: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.

I went to a bris a couple months ago.  The mohel did his thing, the kid sucked on a Mogen David soaked hankie for a few minutes and all was well in the world.  Seriously it was maybe ten seconds of baby is uncomfortable.

Are you still traumatized? Are you a fan of cheese and salami?

 I am snipped and somehow managed to get over it.


Are you sure?  Maybe it's just a tattoo that looks that way.
 
2013-01-28 09:29:43 PM

I_Am_Weasel: Are you sure?  Maybe it's just a tattoo that looks that way.


Now that you mention it, my frenum looks like a crudely-etched Polynesian girt that dances as I orgasm.
 
2013-01-28 09:47:20 PM

brap: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.

I went to a bris a couple months ago.  The mohel did his thing, the kid sucked on a Mogen David soaked hankie for a few minutes and all was well in the world.  Seriously it was maybe ten seconds of baby is uncomfortable.

Are you still traumatized? Are you a fan of cheese and salami?

 I am snipped and somehow managed to get over it.


What about the infants that et their ears pierced? Nobody says jack about that.
 
2013-01-28 10:07:44 PM
Is the boy named Pete?
 
2013-01-28 10:20:14 PM
Came for Archer (phrasing), leaving satisfied.
 
2013-01-28 10:20:17 PM
It was probably some dumb ass tattoo like barbed wire around his arm.
 
2013-01-28 10:20:50 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.



She was just having her daughter's eyebrows down . . . it'll save her a fortune in Sharpies down the road.

/ thatsracist.jpg
 
2013-01-28 10:21:00 PM
Fail to see what everyone is so upset about. Should she have let him wriggle around instead? Totally would have ruined the piece.
 
2013-01-28 10:23:19 PM
Ok, so momma's a f'ed up person, but what about the tattoo artist? Who agrees to do crap like this?
 
2013-01-28 10:23:44 PM
Holy fark, Fark.com. Are you now posting videos of 3-year-olds being carved by needles? I'll see if this gets taken down soon. if not, I'm going to stay off your website for a month and hopefully when i come back your sickness will have passed.
 
2013-01-28 10:24:07 PM

fusillade762: One added: "I'd love told hold her down and tattoo BAD MOTHER across her forehead and see how the f*** she likes it."

[www.celwalls.com image 590x400]

Approves.


Donnchadha: "Mum" aside... I'm sure the tattoo artist who said "Tattoo a 3 year old? While you're videotaping it? Yeah, that sounds like a good idea" is real stand-up guy as well

Yeah, there are at least two assholes in this story. Also the person who took the video and didn't bother trying to intervene.


Not that I am "going to the gym" guy or anything, but I swear if I was anywhere near that and saw that happening I would have put a stop to it pretty damn quick and farked up anybody who got in my way.
 
2013-01-28 10:24:23 PM
Yeah, it's really only funny when ya do it to someone over 18....
 
2013-01-28 10:25:47 PM
And christians brand kids with hot irons with christians god markings.

/Even kids that are not their own and in public school during class.
//Christian: 'stop squirming heathen, you are oppressing my christian religion'.
 
2013-01-28 10:26:04 PM

timujin: Hey, now, don't rush to judgement.  Maybe she has twins and needs a way to tell them apart.


A friend of mine did do this with her infant twins, but it was a case of tattooing two "freckles" behind the older twin's ear. He hated the noise, but it took about 45 seconds.

No idea what the hell is going on here.
 
2013-01-28 10:26:15 PM
"Some women just should not be blessed with being a mommy."

Blessed? Is that British English for knocked up?
 
2013-01-28 10:26:19 PM

Mr.Hawk: Not that I am "going to the gym" guy or anything, but I swear if I was anywhere near that and saw that happening I would have put a stop to it pretty damn quick and farked up anybody who got in my way.


It's unfortunate the path to the gym was in the opposite direction of this incident or it might have been avoided.
 
2013-01-28 10:26:37 PM
I see baby girls with pierced ears all the time. Is that any better?
 
2013-01-28 10:26:55 PM
Hmmm?

www.kaelleighsworld.com
 
2013-01-28 10:27:44 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.


This argument was actually used by a defense lawyer a few years back here in California in the case of a 7 year old who was given a gang tattoo. Needless to say, it didn't work.
 
2013-01-28 10:31:13 PM
It must certainly be taboo
For mom to give toddler tattoo
If only the fuzz
Could know who she was
But the police haven't a clue
 
2013-01-28 10:31:32 PM
First, this kid is going to have a tattoo from preschool to forever. He'll be banging his classmates as soon as they start menstruating. Hell, he may even get his first blow job from a babysitter.

Secondly, for the mother and tattoo artist, I say no jail or prison time. Just tattoo "Human Waste, Don't Waste Your Time On Me,I Tattooed a Toddler" across their faces in Spanish, English and Chinese.
 
2013-01-28 10:31:50 PM

The Muthaship: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.

I wonder if she even tipped the guy.


Winner
 
2013-01-28 10:32:24 PM
Latinos, man...bad business all around. All about that whole 'macho' thing. Why are they like that?
 
2013-01-28 10:32:40 PM

Bennie Crabtree: Holy fark, Fark.com. Are you now posting videos of 3-year-olds being carved by needles? I'll see if this gets taken down soon. if not, I'm going to stay off your website for a month and hopefully when i come back your sickness will have passed.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-28 10:32:57 PM
Could be for identification if the child is ever taken in the future.
 
2013-01-28 10:33:08 PM

brap: I went to a bris a couple months ago. The mohel did his thing, the kid sucked on a Mogen David soaked hankie for a few minutes and all was well in the world. Seriously it was maybe ten seconds of baby is uncomfortable.


I guarantee I am not the only guy protectively clutching his penis as he reads that.
 
2013-01-28 10:33:22 PM
*sigh*

OK, I'll do it since nobody else is....


How do we know she didn't have some reason for it?  I didn't watch the video and I'm not going to, but this was in Cuba, right?  Maybe there's some shady shiat going on and kids are being grabbed or something, and the only way they can identify them is to put a tattoo on them.  If it's something small and unique, maybe that's it.  If it's a full sleeve with a dolphin and a unicorn fighting next to some rainbow colored gang symbols, then let's burn down the internet.
 
2013-01-28 10:33:26 PM
I went to elementary school in the 80's with a kid who had a tattoo. Talking like 3rd or 4th grade here. He was Mexican (if that has any relevance? I dunno.)

I remember the whole thing about seeing it...he tried to hide it, one kid saw it under his shirt, so naturally like every kid around him is asking to see it if not outright forcing him to lift up his shirt. It was, as I recall, a dragon on his back. He was all weird about showing it to anyone, presumably because his parents told him not to.
 
2013-01-28 10:34:16 PM
Hang on a sec, isn't that the same tattoo that Cedric the Entertainer has above his ass?
 
2013-01-28 10:35:18 PM

whatshisname: I see baby girls with pierced ears all the time. Is that any better?


Pierced ears can fill in. Ear rings can be changed out and even fully removed.

Tattoos are permanent. Besides that, his mom may be a huge Justin Bieber fan, but when that kid gets older, no one is going to know what a Bieleber is.
 
2013-01-28 10:35:32 PM

brap: I am snipped and somehow managed to get over it.


Yes, and I'm sure this kid will get over his tattoo. That doesn't mean it's a good idea to do it.
 
2013-01-28 10:35:45 PM

JasonOfOrillia: Could be for identification if the child is ever taken in the future.


Nah, the tag she had welded to his ear does that.
 
2013-01-28 10:36:49 PM

cyberspacedout: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.

This argument was actually used by a defense lawyer a few years back here in California in the case of a 7 year old who was given a gang tattoo. Needless to say, it didn't work.


What do you mean "Needless to say." ?

It's a valid point. Cosmetic surgery is cosmetic surgery.
 
2013-01-28 10:37:01 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-28 10:37:06 PM
I hope it was Lemmy's ace with "born to lose, live to win". Just kidding, kill that ignorant biatch.
 
2013-01-28 10:37:37 PM

lordjupiter: *sigh*

OK, I'll do it since nobody else is....


How do we know she didn't have some reason for it?  I didn't watch the video and I'm not going to, but this was in Cuba, right?  Maybe there's some shady shiat going on and kids are being grabbed or something, and the only way they can identify them is to put a tattoo on them.  If it's something small and unique, maybe that's it.  If it's a full sleeve with a dolphin and a unicorn fighting next to some rainbow colored gang symbols, then let's burn down the internet.


yep
 
2013-01-28 10:37:39 PM

whatshisname: I see baby girls with pierced ears all the time. Is that any better?


NO


/And I don't care what culture your distant relatives come from. Putting a hole or marking on somebody who does not have the true ability to consent is barbaric.
 
2013-01-28 10:37:53 PM

jaytkay: brap: I went to a bris a couple months ago. The mohel did his thing, the kid sucked on a Mogen David soaked hankie for a few minutes and all was well in the world. Seriously it was maybe ten seconds of baby is uncomfortable.

I guarantee I am not the only guy protectively clutching his penis as he reads that.


True fax: the baby weenor heals up after less than 4 hours. That's why circumcision is best done on newborns, they barely notice it and they heal so fast. The pain isn't anything worse than a pinch and they're so sensitive than plain old muslin can make them cry. It's all the same super-sensation, basically, so the snip is nothing. Getting constipated is 100x the health risk of a circumcision for a baby under 30 days old.
 
2013-01-28 10:38:00 PM
We don't really have much of a story here, just a 74 second video. We don't know what is being tattooed, or why. All we know is the kid is upset and in pain. But as other people have pointed out, it's acceptable to hurt kids sometimes. Circumcision, ear piercing, and shots, for example.

Perhaps the parent is worried about the kid wandering off or getting kidnapped, and wants some kind of ID on the kid. Perhaps the kid has a medical condition of some sort and she wants a warning on the kid. I'm not saying tattooing is the best option in those circumstances, I'm just saying she might have a better reason than the aesthetic.

Or she might just be an asshole. We don't know.
 
2013-01-28 10:38:22 PM
That wasn't hardcore dance music.

Someone had to say it.
 
2013-01-28 10:39:36 PM
DO you know the identity of the mum?

How many Cubans read the goddamn Sun?
 
2013-01-28 10:40:06 PM

brap: I went to a bris a couple months ago.  The mohel did his thing, the kid sucked on a Mogen David soaked hankie for a few minutes and all was well in the world.  Seriously it was maybe ten seconds of baby is uncomfortable.



Most circumcisions don't involve getting the baby drunk first. Even in hospitals, they just strap the baby down and start cutting, reasoning that since the baby will forget the pain there's no need for anesthesia.
 
2013-01-28 10:40:12 PM
I hope it was a snowflake.
 
2013-01-28 10:40:32 PM
What was the content of the tattoo?

I'm taking "Mommy Loves Me" in the pool.
 
2013-01-28 10:41:17 PM

Bennie Crabtree: Holy fark, Fark.com. Are you now posting videos of 3-year-olds being carved by needles? I'll see if this gets taken down soon. if not, I'm going to stay off your website for a month and hopefully when i come back your sickness will have passed.


Um, bye?
 
2013-01-28 10:42:22 PM

Bennie Crabtree: Holy fark, Fark.com. Are you now posting videos of 3-year-olds being carved by needles? I'll see if this gets taken down soon. if not, I'm going to stay off your website for a month and hopefully when i come back your sickness will have passed.

www.ronanlyons.com
 
2013-01-28 10:42:35 PM

Krieghund: We don't really have much of a story here, just a 74 second video. We don't know what is being tattooed, or why. All we know is the kid is upset and in pain. But as other people have pointed out, it's acceptable to hurt kids sometimes. Circumcision, ear piercing, and shots, for example.

Perhaps the parent is worried about the kid wandering off or getting kidnapped, and wants some kind of ID on the kid. Perhaps the kid has a medical condition of some sort and she wants a warning on the kid. I'm not saying tattooing is the best option in those circumstances, I'm just saying she might have a better reason than the aesthetic.

Or she might just be an asshole. We don't know.


Well, I doubt the devil ever comes to you and asks you to be his advocate again. Way to sandbag it, bro.
 
2013-01-28 10:42:57 PM
I take it the tattoo was a heart with the word "Mom" in it.
 
2013-01-28 10:43:25 PM

the ha ha guy: brap: I went to a bris a couple months ago.  The mohel did his thing, the kid sucked on a Mogen David soaked hankie for a few minutes and all was well in the world.  Seriously it was maybe ten seconds of baby is uncomfortable.


Most circumcisions don't involve getting the baby drunk first. Even in hospitals, they just strap the baby down and start cutting, reasoning that since the baby will forget the pain there's no need for anesthesia.


babies are not strapped down; usually they're not even held down. A circumsion takes a maximum of 5 seconds and 3 of them are prep time. Its no worse than removing a bit of earlobe, except that girls will like your penis when you're older and your jockstrap won't smell like diseased cheese.
 
2013-01-28 10:43:45 PM

Mr.Hawk: whatshisname: I see baby girls with pierced ears all the time. Is that any better?

NO

/And I don't care what culture your distant relatives come from. Putting a hole or marking on somebody who does not have the true ability to consent is barbaric.


Right?

Although 18 is waay old to consent to pierced ears. I got my ear pierced at seven for reasons of my own, and I regret nothing.

Baby tats are like baby pierced ears and circumcisions. It's all the same thing.
 
2013-01-28 10:44:41 PM
Just look at that intricate needlework.

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-28 10:46:01 PM

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 538x424]


Yeah. It's fake.

Notice how the needle + machine still rattle while the artist is supposedly applying the tattoo? Skin kinda deadens the sound. It should sound markedly different while the needle is contacting the arm.
 
2013-01-28 10:46:48 PM
That biatch needs to be told 50 times.
 
2013-01-28 10:48:17 PM

whatshisname: I see baby girls with pierced ears all the time. Is that any better?


I have body piercings, FWIW, and it really weirds me out when I see babies getting their ears pierced. That stuff should wait until the kid is old enough to make some sort of reasonably informed decision about his or her appearance (picking his or her own clothes, his or her own haircut, can express "I want to look like *that*", etc.), understands that it hurts, can take care of fresh piercings until they heal up, and is also old enough to understand a little bit about what the word "permanent" means.

Don't get me started on the topic of piercing guns, which is how most mall jewelry-shop piercings are done.
 
2013-01-28 10:48:20 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.he would be properly sedated and under painkillers.


/At the very  least...
//What the fark that POS thinks she's doing is beyond me.
 
2013-01-28 10:50:40 PM

AbbeySomeone:What about the infants that et their ears pierced? Nobody says jack about that.

Actually, there are quite a lot of us who do say a lot more than  jack about that.

whatshisname: I see baby girls with pierced ears all the time. Is that any better?


No,  it is not. Body modification of  any kind,including piercing of  ears, should be a decision made  by the person getting the mod when they reach the age they are able to make an informed decision. Anyone who mutilates a child in any way, shape or form, should have that child promptly removed from them and given to someone with some amount of decency.


I do not like  children one bit. However, I do not feel that anyone should harm a child, especially if they are  responsible for the care  of  that child. If someone doesn't like children, they should just avoid the nasty little critters and if someone has the urge to mutilate  their child for "religion" or "tradition" or because they think it would be "cute" or "cool" they shouldn't be allowed a child at all and should be promptly, forcibly sterilized.

/I have tats and piercings
//got them as an adult and so it was MY choice
///just the way  it should be
 
2013-01-28 10:51:06 PM
At least it wasn't ass antlers.
 
2013-01-28 10:51:29 PM
 
2013-01-28 10:52:50 PM
Maybe mom just wanted to cover that weird "666" birthmark he was born with.

/dwtfv
 
2013-01-28 10:54:04 PM
Tie me three year old down, sport
Tie me three year old down...
 
2013-01-28 10:54:26 PM

PsiChick: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.he would be properly sedated and under painkillers.

/At the very  least...
//What the fark that POS thinks she's doing is beyond me.


They don't use pain killers for circumcision.

And ths pain lasts a lifetime.
 
2013-01-28 10:54:44 PM
The Swayze tattoo never dies nooo
 
2013-01-28 10:54:49 PM

Ghastly: How is this abuse? My great grandfather Gunter used to hold down lots of kids for tattoos, they did it all the time in WWII.


Yeah, I wanted to go with a barcode joke, but you did it better.
 
2013-01-28 10:54:58 PM
I'm calling hoax, but mostly because British tabloids aren't exactly the most trustworthy of sources.

On the off chance that it's not a hoax - lock her dumb ass up and give the kid to somebody with more than one lonely brain cell.
 
2013-01-28 10:55:10 PM
No butthole tattoo chick reference yet!
 
2013-01-28 10:56:41 PM
Well subby, let us know if Mister Cool Ice Junior's tattoo turned out alright
 
2013-01-28 10:58:33 PM
The kid is gonna have a faded tat by the time he hits sixth grade...
 
2013-01-28 10:58:53 PM
ewpopwatch.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-28 11:00:08 PM

doglover: PsiChick: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.he would be properly sedated and under painkillers.

/At the very  least...
//What the fark that POS thinks she's doing is beyond me.

They don't use pain killers for circumcision.

And ths pain lasts a lifetime.


There's no way they could do that if they're in a hospital. I could see them not using painkillers in a religious ceremony, but I think that's a violation of the Hipporactic Oath at the  least to not use painkillers during circumcision.
 
2013-01-28 11:01:20 PM
 
2013-01-28 11:01:21 PM
We need a tribal lobby to defend this practice on religious ceremonial grounds and call anyone who disagrees with them Nazis.
 
2013-01-28 11:01:40 PM
farm2.staticflickr.com
 
2013-01-28 11:02:08 PM
i269.photobucket.com

because why not
 
2013-01-28 11:05:55 PM

PsiChick: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.he would be properly sedated and under painkillers.

/At the very  least...
//What the fark that POS thinks she's doing is beyond me.


They don't do that for infant circumcisions, and even if they do use some pain killers, it's very dangerous and isn't enough to knock out the pain.
 
2013-01-28 11:05:58 PM

Real Women Drink Akvavit: No,  it is not. Body modification of  any kind,including piercing of  ears, should be a decision made  by the person getting the mod when they reach the age they are able to make an informed decision. Anyone who mutilates a child in any way, shape or form, should have that child promptly removed from them and given to someone with some amount of decency.


Agreed for the most part (I once saw a baby who was clearly less than a month old with a farking nose piercing - what in the bloody Christ is wrong with people), but specifically in regards to ear piercings: What age should be considered the age of consent there? I had mine pierced at six, and I know for a fact it was 100% my decision.
 
2013-01-28 11:09:04 PM
Apparently, this belongs here...

img.timeinc.net
 
2013-01-28 11:09:07 PM
www.iwatchstuff.com
 
2013-01-28 11:10:13 PM

PsiChick: doglover: PsiChick: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.he would be properly sedated and under painkillers.

/At the very  least...
//What the fark that POS thinks she's doing is beyond me.

They don't use pain killers for circumcision.

And ths pain lasts a lifetime.

There's no way they could do that if they're in a hospital. I could see them not using painkillers in a religious ceremony, but I think that's a violation of the Hipporactic Oath at the  least to not use painkillers during circumcision.


You "think" or you've been present at a circumcision.

I've only got first hand accounts and none talk about any anesthesia. Some comment on the lack thereof.
 
2013-01-28 11:10:55 PM

Fluorescent Testicle: I had mine pierced at six, and I know for a fact it was 100% my decision.


I am only pretending to care but really now?
 
2013-01-28 11:10:59 PM

doglover: They don't use pain killers for circumcision.
And ths pain lasts a lifetime.


Your mom dropped this off when she came by

lh3.googleusercontent.com
 
2013-01-28 11:11:45 PM

Ray_Peranus: [www.iwatchstuff.com image 400x200]



Seriously,is that Gary Coleman on the left??
 
2013-01-28 11:12:59 PM
Weird looking kid.
His face was all square blocks.
 
2013-01-28 11:13:15 PM

doglover: And ths pain lasts a lifetime.


no it doesn't, you pussy.
 
2013-01-28 11:13:57 PM

Mr.Hawk: whatshisname: I see baby girls with pierced ears all the time. Is that any better?

NO

/And I don't care what culture your distant relatives come from. Putting a hole or marking on somebody who does not have the true ability to consent is barbaric.


I saw (or rather heard, then saw) a baby getting his/her ears pierced at some shop in the mall. Kid was wailing.

Damn right the parents were Latino.
 
2013-01-28 11:15:00 PM
That's not a toddler tat...
-THIS- is a toddler tat:

flashyourtattoo.com

/some Yakuza kid?... no idea
 
2013-01-28 11:18:19 PM

lordjupiter: a dolphin and a unicorn fighting next to some rainbow colored gang symbols


www.mynameisfoxtrot.com

I always wondered what this guy had on the other cheek...
 
2013-01-28 11:22:26 PM

PsiChick: doglover: PsiChick: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.he would be properly sedated and under painkillers.

/At the very  least...
//What the fark that POS thinks she's doing is beyond me.

They don't use pain killers for circumcision.

And ths pain lasts a lifetime.

There's no way they could do that if they're in a hospital. I could see them not using painkillers in a religious ceremony, but I think that's a violation of the Hipporactic Oath at the  least to not use painkillers during circumcision.


Having two male children makes me somewhat of an expert here.

They do NOT use sedation or painkillers for circumcisions. Period. End of discussion.
 
2013-01-28 11:22:29 PM

willfullyobscure: Its no worse than removing a bit of earlobe, except that girls will like your penis when you're older and your jockstrap won't smell like diseased cheese.



Unless the circumcision is botched, gets infected, grows differently, etc, then sex is practically impossible until some doctor invents a way to fix it.

/Given the choice between daily pain and bleeding, or a smelly jock strap and rejection by a few stuck-up girls, I'd pick the smelly jock strap and rejection
//Unfortunately, the hospital didn't give my parents that choice, so I'm stuck waiting for a doctor to invent a way to fix my problem
 
2013-01-28 11:22:31 PM
brap: I went to a bris a couple months ago. The mohel did his thing, the kid sucked on a Mogen David soaked hankie for a few minutes and all was well in the world. Seriously it was maybe ten seconds of baby is uncomfortable.

I guarantee I am not the only guy protectively clutching his penis as he reads that.


Why don't you guys just make him clutch his OWN penis???
 
2013-01-28 11:23:43 PM

berylman: I am only pretending to care but really now?


What, you've never seen a six-year-old little girl pine over a pair of shiny earrings? :P

Satan's Dumptruck Driver: Damn right the parents were Latino.


The baby with the nose piercing I saw was as white as the driven snow. Stupidity and Godawful parenting are colourblind.
 
2013-01-28 11:24:07 PM
Tattoos are how you identify white trash.
 
2013-01-28 11:24:33 PM
Why?

Just explain that to me you dumb b*****... WHY?!?!?
 
2013-01-28 11:24:36 PM

SarcasticFark: PsiChick: doglover: PsiChick: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.he would be properly sedated and under painkillers.

/At the very  least...
//What the fark that POS thinks she's doing is beyond me.

They don't use pain killers for circumcision.

And ths pain lasts a lifetime.

There's no way they could do that if they're in a hospital. I could see them not using painkillers in a religious ceremony, but I think that's a violation of the Hipporactic Oath at the  least to not use painkillers during circumcision.

Having two male children makes me somewhat of an expert here.

They do NOT use sedation or painkillers for circumcisions. Period. End of discussion.


Well, that's slightly farked up. Are there no nerves there or something?
 
2013-01-28 11:24:47 PM
I'm not a fan of kids and I have a lot of tattoos.  All I have to say is this is totally farked.
 
2013-01-28 11:25:17 PM

Spanky_McFarksalot: doglover: And ths pain lasts a lifetime.

no it doesn't, you pussy.


The hell it doesn't.

Do you know that you can't do the legendary penis puppet "Two Ladies in Crossing a Bridge in Paris" without a foreskin for the bonnets?

I'll never get my grandmaster certification.

*dramatic sob*


Seriously though, I don't think you'd cut an infant girl's privates, so why a boy's? Much better to let him decide for himself later. When girls won't deal with him in highschool, he'll come around. But letting parents choose that and then crying out against tatoos? Bullshiat. You're either for cosmetic surgery or you're not.
 
2013-01-28 11:27:11 PM
In the play The Marriage of Figaro, Figaro evidently is able to avoid being forced to marry his own mother when some kind of tattoo she gave him as a baby is revealed. This is why such things are necessary, I suppose.
 
2013-01-28 11:27:43 PM
Oh there's nerves. There IS a fair amount of startled baby expressions (eyes go WIDE, mouth opens in a soundless scream) but before the baby or parents even realize that it's done, the baby is swaddled up again and back in his mother's arms. Both of my kids cried for less than 15 seconds.

It's way harder on the parents than the kid.
 
2013-01-28 11:28:38 PM

PsiChick: SarcasticFark:
They do NOT use sedation or painkillers for circumcisions. Period. End of discussion.

Well, that's slightly farked up. Are there no nerves there or something?


Not afterwards, no.
 
2013-01-28 11:29:09 PM

PsiChick: SarcasticFark: PsiChick: doglover: PsiChick: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.he would be properly sedated and under painkillers.

/At the very  least...
//What the fark that POS thinks she's doing is beyond me.

They don't use pain killers for circumcision.

And ths pain lasts a lifetime.

There's no way they could do that if they're in a hospital. I could see them not using painkillers in a religious ceremony, but I think that's a violation of the Hipporactic Oath at the  least to not use painkillers during circumcision.

Having two male children makes me somewhat of an expert here.

They do NOT use sedation or painkillers for circumcisions. Period. End of discussion.

Well, that's slightly farked up. Are there no nerves there or something?


Plenty of nerve endings there, as far as I know. Don't have mine to really say. Apparently sex is screwed up for me, but I don't, nor will I ever now. Thanks doctors.
 
2013-01-28 11:29:50 PM

SarcasticFark: PsiChick: doglover: PsiChick: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.he would be properly sedated and under painkillers.

/At the very  least...
//What the fark that POS thinks she's doing is beyond me.

They don't use pain killers for circumcision.

And ths pain lasts a lifetime.

There's no way they could do that if they're in a hospital. I could see them not using painkillers in a religious ceremony, but I think that's a violation of the Hipporactic Oath at the  least to not use painkillers during circumcision.

Having two male children makes me somewhat of an expert here.

They do NOT use sedation or painkillers for circumcisions. Period. End of discussion.


They don't need too. It would be dangerous to give a newborn those things.
 
2013-01-28 11:30:18 PM
Tonight on Master Penis Theatre: "Two Ladies in Crossing a Bridge in Paris"
 
2013-01-28 11:30:19 PM

Vectron: Tattoos are how you identify white trash.



Mr Peabody,set the way back machine to 1962...
 
2013-01-28 11:31:12 PM

PsiChick: SarcasticFark: PsiChick: doglover: PsiChick: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.he would be properly sedated and under painkillers.

/At the very  least...
//What the fark that POS thinks she's doing is beyond me.

They don't use pain killers for circumcision.

And ths pain lasts a lifetime.

There's no way they could do that if they're in a hospital. I could see them not using painkillers in a religious ceremony, but I think that's a violation of the Hipporactic Oath at the  least to not use painkillers during circumcision.

Having two male children makes me somewhat of an expert here.

They do NOT use sedation or painkillers for circumcisions. Period. End of discussion.

Well, that's slightly farked up. Are there no nerves there or something?


There's a LOT of nerves.

That's why I'm against it. Legend has it sex feels better with foreskin.
 
2013-01-28 11:32:18 PM

the ha ha guy: willfullyobscure: Its no worse than removing a bit of earlobe, except that girls will like your penis when you're older and your jockstrap won't smell like diseased cheese.


Unless the circumcision is botched, gets infected, grows differently, etc, then sex is practically impossible until some doctor invents a way to fix it.

/Given the choice between daily pain and bleeding, or a smelly jock strap and rejection by a few stuck-up girls, I'd pick the smelly jock strap and rejection
//Unfortunately, the hospital didn't give my parents that choice, so I'm stuck waiting for a doctor to invent a way to fix my problem


Don't be an ass. get a bell end stretcher if you feel that deprived, or look into jelqing. face facts, your dick is weird, and you could fix it if you stopped feeling sorry for yourself, and I don't buy the "bleeding" for a minute. You're lying, or you have mental health issues.
 
2013-01-28 11:32:57 PM

The Muthaship: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.

I wonder if she even tipped the guy.


What you did, I see it.
 
2013-01-28 11:33:22 PM
i859.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-28 11:34:09 PM

doglover: PsiChick: SarcasticFark: PsiChick: doglover: PsiChick: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.he would be properly sedated and under painkillers.

/At the very  least...
//What the fark that POS thinks she's doing is beyond me.

They don't use pain killers for circumcision.

And ths pain lasts a lifetime.

There's no way they could do that if they're in a hospital. I could see them not using painkillers in a religious ceremony, but I think that's a violation of the Hipporactic Oath at the  least to not use painkillers during circumcision.

Having two male children makes me somewhat of an expert here.

They do NOT use sedation or painkillers for circumcisions. Period. End of discussion.

Well, that's slightly farked up. Are there no nerves there or something?

There's a LOT of nerves.

That's why I'm against it. Legend has it sex feels better with foreskin.


nah. We all know how it feels and YMMV, but it's pretty much the same with or without. that's a myth.
 
2013-01-28 11:39:45 PM

willfullyobscure: SarcasticFark: PsiChick: doglover: PsiChick: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.he would be properly sedated and under painkillers.

/At the very  least...
//What the fark that POS thinks she's doing is beyond me.

They don't use pain killers for circumcision.

And ths pain lasts a lifetime.

There's no way they could do that if they're in a hospital. I could see them not using painkillers in a religious ceremony, but I think that's a violation of the Hipporactic Oath at the  least to not use painkillers during circumcision.

Having two male children makes me somewhat of an expert here.

They do NOT use sedation or painkillers for circumcisions. Period. End of discussion.

They don't need too. It would be dangerous to give a newborn those things.


That's exactly the point. The pain both of my kids experienced is akin to a vaccination shot and is treated in the same manner. Sometimes you just gotta cause a little bit of pain to the little buggers for their own good.
 
2013-01-28 11:40:05 PM
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-28 11:40:59 PM
But what will happen afterwards when the kid becomes disturbed from this ordeal?

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-28 11:41:13 PM

dahmers love zombie: Bennie Crabtree: Holy fark, Fark.com. Are you now posting videos of 3-year-olds being carved by needles? I'll see if this gets taken down soon. if not, I'm going to stay off your website for a month and hopefully when i come back your sickness will have passed.

[i.imgur.com image 239x178]


I was trying to decide between "Welcome to Fark" and "Well, bye!", but yours works too.
 
2013-01-28 11:43:26 PM
Cuba? well thats close to Florida.
 
2013-01-28 11:44:06 PM

lordjupiter: *sigh*

OK, I'll do it since nobody else is....


How do we know she didn't have some reason for it?  I didn't watch the video and I'm not going to, but this was in Cuba, right?  Maybe there's some shady shiat going on and kids are being grabbed or something, and the only way they can identify them is to put a tattoo on them.  If it's something small and unique, maybe that's it.  If it's a full sleeve with a dolphin and a unicorn fighting next to some rainbow colored gang symbols, then let's burn down the internet.


The mother is a member of a cult based in Florida run by some dude claiming to be Jesus (and also the devil I think? It's weird and complicated and cult-y). The cult leader has "666" tattooed on his arm, and that's what's being done to the toddler in this video.
 
2013-01-28 11:46:08 PM

willfullyobscure: Don't be an ass. get a bell end stretcher if you feel that deprived, or look into jelqing. face facts, your dick is weird, and you could fix it if you stopped feeling sorry for yourself, and I don't buy the "bleeding" for a minute.



What do you want me to do, post a picture of my bloody penis just to prove that it really is possible for doctors to make mistakes?

According to the real doctors (the people who have more than an internet GED in medicine), stretching the skin will cause more harm than good. A few have suggested experimental surgery, but I'm not willing to risk major surgery just for a small chance of being in less pain.
 
2013-01-28 11:47:48 PM
This is in a British tabloid, so it probably did not happen.
 
2013-01-28 11:48:57 PM
img520.imageshack.us

Betty: When little Dan was two minutes old I tattooed it on his head.

Yellowbeard: Does he know about this?

Betty: Oh, no no no, that's why I kept him in the cupboard for three years. That may be why he's a bit odd with all these books, and reading, and stuff like that.


/not the right scene, but only pic of them together I could find
 
2013-01-28 11:49:07 PM
Come on, Anonymous. Do your thing.
 
2013-01-28 11:50:00 PM
Too soon?

i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-28 11:50:44 PM

willfullyobscure: nah. We all know how it feels and YMMV, but it's pretty much the same with or without. that's a myth.



http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/malecircumcision/
"Taken as a whole, the studies suggest that some decrease in sensitivity of the glans to fine touch can occur following circumcision [48]."
 
2013-01-28 11:51:36 PM
Sausage fest?

Yep.
 
2013-01-28 11:51:50 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.


Exactly.
 
2013-01-28 11:53:41 PM

peasants_are_revolting: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.

Exactly.


So, why do they hate, the peen so much?
 
2013-01-28 11:53:49 PM

Krieghund: We don't really have much of a story here, just a 74 second video. We don't know what is being tattooed, or why. All we know is the kid is upset and in pain. But as other people have pointed out, it's acceptable to hurt kids sometimes. Circumcision, ear piercing, and shots, for example.

Perhaps the parent is worried about the kid wandering off or getting kidnapped, and wants some kind of ID on the kid. Perhaps the kid has a medical condition of some sort and she wants a warning on the kid. I'm not saying tattooing is the best option in those circumstances, I'm just saying she might have a better reason than the aesthetic.

Or she might just be an asshole. We don't know.


If it's text, it's probably not going to stay readable very long as the kid grows.

My guess is it's something religious.
 
2013-01-28 11:55:07 PM
Whole story seems completely legitimate.

/yep
 
2013-01-28 11:58:09 PM

SarcasticFark: PsiChick: doglover: PsiChick: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.he would be properly sedated and under painkillers.

/At the very  least...
//What the fark that POS thinks she's doing is beyond me.

They don't use pain killers for circumcision.

And ths pain lasts a lifetime.

There's no way they could do that if they're in a hospital. I could see them not using painkillers in a religious ceremony, but I think that's a violation of the Hipporactic Oath at the  least to not use painkillers during circumcision.

Having two male children makes me somewhat of an expert here.

They do NOT use sedation or painkillers for circumcisions. Period. End of discussion.


The hospital where my kid was born numbs the area just prior to the procedure, but yeah, no narcotics or anything like that.

/Didn't have it done
//His property, his choice
 
2013-01-28 11:58:24 PM

1000 Ways to Dye: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 538x424]

Yeah. It's fake.

Notice how the needle + machine still rattle while the artist is supposedly applying the tattoo? Skin kinda deadens the sound. It should sound markedly different while the needle is contacting the arm.


You don't know much about machine tuning, do you? If there's a noticeable difference in sound while the machine is working, then the machine is poorly tuned, the artist has no clue what they're doing, and the tattoo is going to heal like hell, and look like hell. That 'buried needle' sound you're referring to is a relic of biker tattooing, hardly the high watermark of quality tattoo work. I assure you, none of my machines bog down like that, ever.

Not that I'm condoning this video, but to call it out as fake simply because the machine doesn't sound different while the work is being done... How thick do you think toddler skin is??
 
2013-01-28 11:59:44 PM

the ha ha guy: willfullyobscure: Don't be an ass. get a bell end stretcher if you feel that deprived, or look into jelqing. face facts, your dick is weird, and you could fix it if you stopped feeling sorry for yourself, and I don't buy the "bleeding" for a minute.


What do you want me to do, post a picture of my bloody penis just to prove that it really is possible for doctors to make mistakes?

According to the real doctors (the people who have more than an internet GED in medicine), stretching the skin will cause more harm than good. A few have suggested experimental surgery, but I'm not willing to risk major surgery just for a small chance of being in less pain.


Of course I want you to post pics. you people are everywhere on the internet but I've never met a live soul that regrets being cut. I call you out.
 
2013-01-29 12:02:14 AM
2.bp.blogspot.com

/no one could steer me right
///hot, unlike your mom
 
2013-01-29 12:06:43 AM
Sick bastages that cut the embillical cord and tell us we should stop breast feeding  in our tweens...FAAAAAACISSSSTTTTTS!

There is blood and lactate material on your hands!
 
2013-01-29 12:07:04 AM

willfullyobscure: Don't be an ass. get a bell end stretcher if you feel that deprived, or look into jelqing. face facts, your dick is weird, and you could fix it if you stopped feeling sorry for yourself, and I don't buy the "bleeding" for a minute. You're lying, or you have mental health issues.


Eh, I have no strong feelings on circumcision one way or the other, but botched ones do happen. Nothing is foolproof.

/Not that he's definitely telling the truth, but it's as likely as TFA being true.
 
2013-01-29 12:15:31 AM

willfullyobscure: Of course I want you to post pics. you people are everywhere on the internet but I've never met a live soul that regrets being cut. I call you out.



And I've never met any man who randomly asks other men about the status of their penis and whether they regret being circumcised. So I call you out on your claim that you've never met anyone who regrets it.

But even if you really do go around asking random people "I need to know about your penis so I can win an internet argument", I'm not so sure your sample size of ten overrides the experience of everyone who has ever experienced a botched surgery, every study on risks, every lawsuit for malpractice, etc.
 
2013-01-29 12:22:08 AM

the ha ha guy: willfullyobscure: Of course I want you to post pics. you people are everywhere on the internet but I've never met a live soul that regrets being cut. I call you out.


And I've never met any man who randomly asks other men about the status of their penis and whether they regret being circumcised. So I call you out on your claim that you've never met anyone who regrets it.

But even if you really do go around asking random people "I need to know about your penis so I can win an internet argument", I'm not so sure your sample size of ten overrides the experience of everyone who has ever experienced a botched surgery, every study on risks, every lawsuit for malpractice, etc.


ilostthegame.jpg
 
2013-01-29 12:23:45 AM

It would be even more lulzy if it read

DO NOT RESUSCITATE
 
2013-01-29 12:25:49 AM

SomethingToDo: It would be even more lulzy if it read
DO NOT RESUSCITATE


MAY CONTAIN NUTS
 
2013-01-29 12:33:16 AM

willfullyobscure: doglover: PsiChick: SarcasticFark: PsiChick: doglover: PsiChick: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.he would be properly sedated and under painkillers.

/At the very  least...
//What the fark that POS thinks she's doing is beyond me.

They don't use pain killers for circumcision.

And ths pain lasts a lifetime.

There's no way they could do that if they're in a hospital. I could see them not using painkillers in a religious ceremony, but I think that's a violation of the Hipporactic Oath at the  least to not use painkillers during circumcision.

Having two male children makes me somewhat of an expert here.

They do NOT use sedation or painkillers for circumcisions. Period. End of discussion.

Well, that's slightly farked up. Are there no nerves there or something?

There's a LOT of nerves.

That's why I'm against it. Legend has it sex feels better with foreskin.

nah. We all know how it feels and YMMV, but it's pretty much the same with or without. that's a myth.


Legend says.

Geez.
 
2013-01-29 12:36:27 AM

Ghastly: How is this abuse? My great grandfather Gunter used to hold down lots of kids for tattoos, they did it all the time in WWII.


Was he the one who got drunk and fell out of a guard tower at Dachau?
 
2013-01-29 12:41:34 AM

brap: I_Am_Weasel: Are you sure?  Maybe it's just a tattoo that looks that way.

Now that you mention it, my frenum looks like a crudely-etched Polynesian girt that dances as I orgasm.


Is that were the word "frenumy" came from?
 
2013-01-29 12:42:29 AM
It's a 666, as worn by members of Creciendo en Gracia.

This kid is in a cult.
 
2013-01-29 12:46:34 AM

SpeedyBB: Ghastly: How is this abuse? My great grandfather Gunter used to hold down lots of kids for tattoos, they did it all the time in WWII.

Was he the one who got drunk and fell out of a guard tower at Dachau?


Gesundheit!
 
2013-01-29 12:52:26 AM
I know it's probably for some idiotic reason, but maybe there's a small chance the kid has some sort of medical problem where it's vitally important any first responder knows about it, or something like that. It's the only legitimate reason I can think of.
 
2013-01-29 12:59:51 AM

willfullyobscure: the ha ha guy: willfullyobscure: Don't be an ass. get a bell end stretcher if you feel that deprived, or look into jelqing. face facts, your dick is weird, and you could fix it if you stopped feeling sorry for yourself, and I don't buy the "bleeding" for a minute.


What do you want me to do, post a picture of my bloody penis just to prove that it really is possible for doctors to make mistakes?

According to the real doctors (the people who have more than an internet GED in medicine), stretching the skin will cause more harm than good. A few have suggested experimental surgery, but I'm not willing to risk major surgery just for a small chance of being in less pain.

Of course I want you to post pics. you people are everywhere on the internet but I've never met a live soul that regrets being cut. I call you out.


vincentknight.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-29 01:00:17 AM
Now he has video evidence to explain his intense fear of needles and techno music.
 
2013-01-29 01:02:11 AM

Polyhazard: It's a 666, as worn by members of Creciendo en Gracia.

This kid is in a cult.


I thought it was 999.
 
2013-01-29 01:03:05 AM

Bondith: How many Cubans read the goddamn Sun?


A lot of Europeans go to Cuba on vacation.
 
2013-01-29 01:03:56 AM

breadprincess: lordjupiter: *sigh*

OK, I'll do it since nobody else is....


How do we know she didn't have some reason for it? I didn't watch the video and I'm not going to, but this was in Cuba, right? Maybe there's some shady shiat going on and kids are being grabbed or something, and the only way they can identify them is to put a tattoo on them. If it's something small and unique, maybe that's it. If it's a full sleeve with a dolphin and a unicorn fighting next to some rainbow colored gang symbols, then let's burn down the internet.

The mother is a member of a cult based in Florida run by some dude claiming to be Jesus (and also the devil I think? It's weird and complicated and cult-y). The cult leader has "666" tattooed on his arm, and that's what's being done to the toddler in this video.


Citation?
 
2013-01-29 01:05:58 AM

clowncar on fire: Tie me three year old down, sport
Tie me three year old down...


We're done here...

/turn off the lights on your way out
 
2013-01-29 01:11:02 AM

SarcasticFark: That's exactly the point. The pain both of my kids experienced is akin to a vaccination shot and is treated in the same manner. Sometimes you just gotta cause a little bit of pain to the little buggers for their own good.


It differs from kid to kid, really. My son didn't seem to mind too much, but my daughter screamed like hell.
 
2013-01-29 01:25:33 AM

balisane: timujin: Hey, now, don't rush to judgement.  Maybe she has twins and needs a way to tell them apart.

A friend of mine did do this with her infant twins, but it was a case of tattooing two "freckles" behind the older twin's ear. He hated the noise, but it took about 45 seconds.

No idea what the hell is going on here.


Um. What?!?
 
2013-01-29 01:34:10 AM

willfullyobscure: I've never met a live soul that regrets being cut.


Maybe it just doesn't come up much in casual conversation. For me it was part of my pre-maritial counseling twenty years ago. I had never thought about the circ/no-circ issue but the minister (in his 60s) was against it and yes wished he had not been.
 
2013-01-29 01:36:01 AM

balisane: A friend of mine did do this with her infant twins, but it was a case of tattooing two "freckles" behind the older twin's ear.


I'm a twin and it wouldn't bother me at all if that had been done to me when I was an infant.
 
2013-01-29 01:44:02 AM

AbbeySomeone: brap: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.

I went to a bris a couple months ago.  The mohel did his thing, the kid sucked on a Mogen David soaked hankie for a few minutes and all was well in the world.  Seriously it was maybe ten seconds of baby is uncomfortable.

Are you still traumatized? Are you a fan of cheese and salami?

 I am snipped and somehow managed to get over it.

What about the infants that et their ears pierced? Nobody says jack about that.


Bullshiat, I say things about that. I have three daughters. I didn't let any of them get their ears pierced until they were at least 12 years old. I know that is still very young, but I had to pick an age in which I thought that they would be able to understand the ramifications of having another hole put into their bodies.

One of my daughters agrees with my position. Which is why her eleven year old daughter has never had her ears pierced. Another daughter disagrees and has already had her three year old's ears pierced.

Also, pierced ears can close up and leave no evidence of the piercing if you remove the earrings and let the piercing heal.

A tattoo is forever. A circumcision is usually forever. There is no comparison.
 
2013-01-29 01:52:45 AM

doglover: PsiChick: doglover: PsiChick: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.he would be properly sedated and under painkillers.

/At the very  least...
//What the fark that POS thinks she's doing is beyond me.

They don't use pain killers for circumcision.

And ths pain lasts a lifetime.

There's no way they could do that if they're in a hospital. I could see them not using painkillers in a religious ceremony, but I think that's a violation of the Hipporactic Oath at the  least to not use painkillers during circumcision.

You "think" or you've been present at a circumcision.

I've only got first hand accounts and none talk about any anesthesia. Some comment on the lack thereof.


The one I watched in nursing school involved a little topical numbing agent like lidocaine and nothing else. Anything they would use would be some type of local similar to that, anything more would be considered an unnecessary risk.
 
2013-01-29 01:52:46 AM
you got your circumcision thread in my tattoo thread!

You got your tattoo thread in my circumcision thread!
 
2013-01-29 01:54:16 AM
I'm sitting here feeling really bad for bloody penis guy, like really bad, that sucks. Then I see this.

SarcasticFark: Too soon?

[i.imgur.com image 400x287]


And I laughed hysterically. Taking a seat over there.

/Still sorry bloody penis guy.
//You should add this thread to your profile.
 
2013-01-29 01:56:46 AM

John's Long Mustache: doglover: PsiChick: doglover: PsiChick: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.he would be properly sedated and under painkillers.

/At the very  least...
//What the fark that POS thinks she's doing is beyond me.

They don't use pain killers for circumcision.

And ths pain lasts a lifetime.

There's no way they could do that if they're in a hospital. I could see them not using painkillers in a religious ceremony, but I think that's a violation of the Hipporactic Oath at the  least to not use painkillers during circumcision.

You "think" or you've been present at a circumcision.

I've only got first hand accounts and none talk about any anesthesia. Some comment on the lack thereof.

The one I watched in nursing school involved a little topical numbing agent like lidocaine and nothing else. Anything they would use would be some type of local similar to that, anything more would be considered an unnecessary risk.


More dangerous than deady iocaine powder?
 
2013-01-29 02:20:40 AM
Blood sausage anyone?

www.tibetdiscovery.com

/don't be mad, I could have chosen a much grosser picture
 
2013-01-29 02:25:06 AM

PapaChester: [img441.imageshack.us image 500x393]


Came for an archer reference, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-01-29 02:56:30 AM

lemonysprite: balisane: timujin: Hey, now, don't rush to judgement.  Maybe she has twins and needs a way to tell them apart.

A friend of mine did do this with her infant twins, but it was a case of tattooing two "freckles" behind the older twin's ear. He hated the noise, but it took about 45 seconds.

No idea what the hell is going on here.

Um. What?!?


C18H27NO3:

I'm a twin and it wouldn't bother me at all if that had been done to me when I was an infant.



The little dude is about to be seven, and they're already kind of faded; I expect they'll be mostly unnoticeable by the time they figure out how mom and dad manage to foil their shenanigans.
 
2013-01-29 03:50:09 AM
hardly the worst thing that a mother could do, but kind of stupid. the kid's going to grow and the tat will get all distorted.
 
2013-01-29 04:18:09 AM

brap: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.

I went to a bris a couple months ago.  The mohel did his thing, the kid sucked on a Mogen David soaked hankie for a few minutes and all was well in the world.  Seriously it was maybe ten seconds of baby is uncomfortable.

Are you still traumatized? Are you a fan of cheese and salami?

 I am snipped and somehow managed to get over it.


As if you had any choice, dumbass. If your parents had your balls cut off as a baby, I'm pretty sure you'd have typed the same response. Balls, who needs them? You never wanted children anyway.

NSFW. Jewish dude sucks baby cock:
I suck cock for Jehovah.NSFW/lunch/commonsense

Baby looks to be having fun at his bloody baby cock sucked.
 
2013-01-29 04:26:31 AM

the ha ha guy: And I've never met any man who randomly asks other men about the status of their penis and whether they regret being circumcised. So I call you out on your claim that you've never met anyone who regrets it.


I don't think it's a matter of asking random people, lol. The subject has come up among "the guys" at work. The crowd that goes out for beers on a Friday after work. The same guys who discuss their marital problems with each other, their preferences in women, and other personal topics. Circumcision isn't some taboo topic. Let's face it, guys talk about their penis, just like women will talk about thier vag, their boobs, their boobjob, their period, etc. We're grownups, and it shouldn't be something that scary to talk about. :-)

Anyway, I don't think I've heard any cut guys regretting being cut, or vice versa. It's pretty much academic on both sides.

For me, I can say that if I lived in a society where women are used to uncut and prefer that look, I suppose I would rather be uncut. If I live in a society where women prefer cut, that it how I would rather be. Some western studies show women prefer cut. Several women I have been with over the years expressed a definite preference for cut. I have never been with a woman who prefers uncut. So in my case, I definitely am happy to be cut. Just my own experience. So whatever.

As for the sensitivity issue, I don't see that greater sensitivity is necessarily always a good thing. The great feelings in sex come from being with a partner, not just the penis. People can have orgasms from just rubbing nipples, tickling, etc. An orgasm happens in the brain, not the penis. How you get there, and how fast, doesn't make one way better than another. I think a slight difference in sensitivity is not such a big issue. If anything, I personally prefer to be able to "go all night" rather than be too sensitive. I know my partners certainly prefer that. Again, just my personal preference.
 
2013-01-29 04:26:38 AM

GungFu: NSFW. Jewish dude sucks baby cock:


so you just linked to child porn then.
 
2013-01-29 04:34:36 AM

log_jammin: GungFu: NSFW. Jewish dude sucks baby cock:

so you just linked to child porn then.


It's ok if it they are both Jewish. Or something. The baby gets over it and the parents approves. WIN WIN! Surprised there isn't a Jewish pedo ring. Maybe there is?!
 
2013-01-29 04:42:48 AM

log_jammin: you got your circumcision thread in my tattoo thread!

You got your tattoo thread in my circumcision thread!


If you get circumcised, then you'll never be able to get your foreskin tattooed!
 
2013-01-29 04:54:39 AM

brap: Sick bastages that cut the embillical cord and tell us we should stop breast feeding  in our tweens...FAAAAAACISSSSTTTTTS!

There is blood and lactate material on your hands!


God, you're an idiot.
 
2013-01-29 06:07:14 AM
Sure, he's screaming now, but in a few years you know he will be the coolest kid in kindergarden.

Maybe he asked Santa for a Tattoo for Christmas?

Mom didn't want to break his heart.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! Santa is real.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! Santa is real.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH! Santa is Real!
 
2013-01-29 06:18:21 AM

the ha ha guy: /Given the choice between daily pain and bleeding, or a smelly jock strap and rejection by a few stuck-up girls, I'd pick the smelly jock strap and rejection
//Unfortunately, the hospital didn't give my parents that choice, so I'm stuck waiting for a doctor to invent a way to fix my problem


Your dick bleeds daily? You should get that looked into...

/and not by some doctor who operates out of his garage, like the one who did your circumcision...
 
2013-01-29 06:21:18 AM
favorite tattoo:

Blood Type O-
Organ Donor

Tattoo Guy did it for free on national organ donor day. Mine actually made mama proud.
 
2013-01-29 06:39:50 AM

Krieghund: We don't really have much of a story here, just a 74 second video. We don't know what is being tattooed, or why. All we know is the kid is upset and in pain. But as other people have pointed out, it's acceptable to hurt kids sometimes. Circumcision, ear piercing, and shots, for example.

Perhaps the parent is worried about the kid wandering off or getting kidnapped, and wants some kind of ID on the kid. Perhaps the kid has a medical condition of some sort and she wants a warning on the kid. I'm not saying tattooing is the best option in those circumstances, I'm just saying she might have a better reason than the aesthetic.

Or she might just be an asshole. We don't know.


im41.com
 
2013-01-29 06:59:31 AM
forget the mom, what kind of idiot would tattoo a baby?
 
2013-01-29 07:01:44 AM

octopied: forget the mom, what kind of idiot would tattoo a baby?


I don't think I've heard this one, I give up. What kind?
 
2013-01-29 07:09:42 AM
This worries me less than if the kid were malnourished, or told every day how worthless he is by an authority figure.

There are worse things.

Now if it's a Twilight tattoo... we have a problem.
 
2013-01-29 07:12:41 AM

octopied: forget the mom, what kind of idiot would tattoo a baby?


A boyfriend of the mom.
 
2013-01-29 07:21:07 AM

Mr.Hawk: whatshisname: I see baby girls with pierced ears all the time. Is that any better?

NO

/And I don't care what culture your distant relatives come from. Putting a hole or marking on somebody who does not have the true ability to consent is barbaric.


Barbarism is pulling a persons arm out of its socket, and then apart from the whole body by using livestock and ropes, or, say, chopping off a child's hands so that the child won't grow up to shoot at your group. Those are examples of barbarism.

A tattoo of that size will sting and then possibly look stupid depending on the observer.

Oh. The horror.

Can't we all quit watering down the English language?
 
2013-01-29 07:23:02 AM

Lagaidh: Barbarism is pulling a persons arm out of its socket


www.ifc.com
 
2013-01-29 07:36:15 AM
we brand cattle, and then eat them. this is like the same thing, right??
 
2013-01-29 08:00:35 AM

RatMaster999: [img520.imageshack.us image 624x336]

Betty: When little Dan was two minutes old I tattooed it on his head.

Yellowbeard: Does he know about this?

Betty: Oh, no no no, that's why I kept him in the cupboard for three years. That may be why he's a bit odd with all these books, and reading, and stuff like that.


/not the right scene, but only pic of them together I could find


I stopped counting at 188 on watching that movie. I've seen it a lot. I can go through most of the dialogue of the whole movie.

When / where is that character called Betty? I always heard her referred to as Mrs. Beard or Mother.

I loved "Missus Beard".
 
2013-01-29 08:04:11 AM
A three gate old toddler is way too old to be getting his first/heart tattoo. Plus with all that crying, he and the parent(s) would have been dead long before this.

/not obscure
 
2013-01-29 08:17:58 AM
video.nbc.com

That's a handsome tattoo. It's gonna be there forever.
 
2013-01-29 08:26:36 AM

Jon iz teh kewl: we brand cattle, and then eat them. this is like the same thing, right??


Only in North Korea.
 
2013-01-29 08:44:11 AM
Jeesus, what a whiny little biatch. This is all part of the feminization of the Cuban male that a three-year-old thinks getting a tattoo is something to cry about. Sack up, afeminado, you have a macho heritage to live up to.
 
2013-01-29 08:49:37 AM
c'mon people, she's just helping him express his individuality.
 
2013-01-29 09:40:06 AM

timujin: breadprincess: lordjupiter: *sigh*

OK, I'll do it since nobody else is....


How do we know she didn't have some reason for it? I didn't watch the video and I'm not going to, but this was in Cuba, right? Maybe there's some shady shiat going on and kids are being grabbed or something, and the only way they can identify them is to put a tattoo on them. If it's something small and unique, maybe that's it. If it's a full sleeve with a dolphin and a unicorn fighting next to some rainbow colored gang symbols, then let's burn down the internet.

The mother is a member of a cult based in Florida run by some dude claiming to be Jesus (and also the devil I think? It's weird and complicated and cult-y). The cult leader has "666" tattooed on his arm, and that's what's being done to the toddler in this video.

Citation?


http://gawker.com/5979728/disturbing-viral-video-shows-mother-forcing - toddler-to-get-a-tattoo

A Dominican news site, so take it with a grain of salt.
 
2013-01-29 09:51:55 AM

RatMaster999: lordjupiter: a dolphin and a unicorn fighting next to some rainbow colored gang symbols

[www.mynameisfoxtrot.com image 336x337]

I always wondered what this guy had on the other cheek...


Or leg

www.geekytattoos.com

a2.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2013-01-29 09:59:17 AM

willfullyobscure: the ha ha guy: willfullyobscure: Don't be an ass. get a bell end stretcher if you feel that deprived, or look into jelqing. face facts, your dick is weird, and you could fix it if you stopped feeling sorry for yourself, and I don't buy the "bleeding" for a minute.


What do you want me to do, post a picture of my bloody penis just to prove that it really is possible for doctors to make mistakes?

According to the real doctors (the people who have more than an internet GED in medicine), stretching the skin will cause more harm than good. A few have suggested experimental surgery, but I'm not willing to risk major surgery just for a small chance of being in less pain.

Of course I want you to post pics. you people are everywhere on the internet but I've never met a live soul that regrets being cut. I call you out.



How about you go fark yourself. I STRONGLY resent having my penis altered without my consent. It is NO different than tattooing a baby.
 
2013-01-29 10:28:42 AM
Well you gotta admit Abraham had a lot of balls no matter what is faith
 
2013-01-29 10:29:47 AM
At least it wasn't an RFID chip.
 
2013-01-29 11:00:30 AM

willfullyobscure: Of course I want you to post pics. you people are everywhere on the internet but I've never met a live soul that regrets being cut. I call you out.


Does that topic come up in conversation a lot amongst your peers ?
 
2013-01-29 11:20:41 AM
Rolling Stone magazine describes famous tattoo artist Paul Booth during his tattoo as, ". . . allowing his clients' demons to help guide the needle." (Rolling Stone magazine, March 28, 2002, p. 40)

Rolling Stone magazine had an article on the famous tattooist Paul Booth. Booth, one of the world's most sought after tattoo artist, has tattooed the bodies of many rock stars. Booth has a waiting list of over two years! Booth's tattoo chamber is desecrated with real human skulls, customers' thank you notes written in blood, torture devices, upside down crosses, Satanic Goat of Mendes, meat hooks, and mummified animals. Rolling Stone says Booth's evil work is for those who, ". . . love death, perversion, blasphemy and torture. . ."(Rolling Stone, March 28, 2002, p. 39)
 
2013-01-29 12:30:35 PM

Slartibartfaster: willfullyobscure: Of course I want you to post pics. you people are everywhere on the internet but I've never met a live soul that regrets being cut. I call you out.

Does that topic come up in conversation a lot amongst your peers ?


He is "that guy" who likes to look when he is using the next urinal over.
 
2013-01-29 01:28:24 PM

zombosis: You don't know much about machine tuning, do you? If there's a noticeable difference in sound while the machine is working, then the machine is poorly tuned, the artist has no clue what they're doing, and the tattoo is going to heal like hell, and look like hell. That 'buried needle' sound you're referring to is a relic of biker tattooing, hardly the high watermark of quality tattoo work. I assure you, none of my machines bog down like that, ever.

Not that I'm condoning this video, but to call it out as fake simply because the machine doesn't sound different while the work is being done... How thick do you think toddler skin is??


With all my quality ink, there was a noticeable audible difference when the needles were in my skin. It didn't deaden the sound, but it did sound different. My good tattoos all healed quickly, and healed well. This is the case even with my friend and preferred artist, who also builds machines and sells them to other artists at conventions. Other artists do buy them. I'm pretty sure he knows how to tune a machine.

Now, with my shiatty ink, the difference in sound was frequently much, much greater. They also tend to heal poorly. I've had enough shiatty and quality tattoos to tell the difference in feel and in sound.

As for it being different for toddler skin, I don't think the thickness is that important. I'd imagine it's enough to have an effect on the sound. Just the act of touching something that's making noise will change the noise, whether it's a tattoo machine, a guitar string, a speaker, or your Adam's apple.
 
2013-01-29 02:09:06 PM

breadprincess: timujin: breadprincess: lordjupiter: *sigh*

OK, I'll do it since nobody else is....


How do we know she didn't have some reason for it? I didn't watch the video and I'm not going to, but this was in Cuba, right? Maybe there's some shady shiat going on and kids are being grabbed or something, and the only way they can identify them is to put a tattoo on them. If it's something small and unique, maybe that's it. If it's a full sleeve with a dolphin and a unicorn fighting next to some rainbow colored gang symbols, then let's burn down the internet.

The mother is a member of a cult based in Florida run by some dude claiming to be Jesus (and also the devil I think? It's weird and complicated and cult-y). The cult leader has "666" tattooed on his arm, and that's what's being done to the toddler in this video.

Citation?

http://gawker.com/5979728/disturbing-viral-video-shows-mother-forcing - toddler-to-get-a-tattoo

A Dominican news site, so take it with a grain of salt.


oh, wow, a Pentecostal/Southern Baptist looney who believed himself to be both Jesus and the Antichrist... that's a special brand of crazy.
 
2013-01-29 02:19:15 PM

timujin: breadprincess: timujin: breadprincess: lordjupiter: *sigh*

OK, I'll do it since nobody else is....


How do we know she didn't have some reason for it? I didn't watch the video and I'm not going to, but this was in Cuba, right? Maybe there's some shady shiat going on and kids are being grabbed or something, and the only way they can identify them is to put a tattoo on them. If it's something small and unique, maybe that's it. If it's a full sleeve with a dolphin and a unicorn fighting next to some rainbow colored gang symbols, then let's burn down the internet.

The mother is a member of a cult based in Florida run by some dude claiming to be Jesus (and also the devil I think? It's weird and complicated and cult-y). The cult leader has "666" tattooed on his arm, and that's what's being done to the toddler in this video.

Citation?

http://gawker.com/5979728/disturbing-viral-video-shows-mother-forcing - toddler-to-get-a-tattoo

A Dominican news site, so take it with a grain of salt.

oh, wow, a Pentecostal/Southern Baptist looney who believed himself to be both Jesus and the Antichrist... that's a special brand of crazy.


*believes
 
2013-01-29 03:49:21 PM

doglover: cyberspacedout: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.

This argument was actually used by a defense lawyer a few years back here in California in the case of a 7 year old who was given a gang tattoo. Needless to say, it didn't work.

What do you mean "Needless to say." ?

It's a valid point. Cosmetic surgery is cosmetic surgery.


Meaning that the outcome was predictable. Over here, as in the rest of the country, too many people are still willfully ignorant about circumcision being harmful. Attitudes are changing slowly, but there's still a long way to go.
 
2013-01-29 04:25:59 PM

Eatin' Queer Fetuses for Jesus: willfullyobscure: the ha ha guy: willfullyobscure: Don't be an ass. get a bell end stretcher if you feel that deprived, or look into jelqing. face facts, your dick is weird, and you could fix it if you stopped feeling sorry for yourself, and I don't buy the "bleeding" for a minute.


What do you want me to do, post a picture of my bloody penis just to prove that it really is possible for doctors to make mistakes?

According to the real doctors (the people who have more than an internet GED in medicine), stretching the skin will cause more harm than good. A few have suggested experimental surgery, but I'm not willing to risk major surgery just for a small chance of being in less pain.

Of course I want you to post pics. you people are everywhere on the internet but I've never met a live soul that regrets being cut. I call you out.

[vincentknight.files.wordpress.com image 300x199]


Check out the voluminous circumcision thread on Wavey Davey (if you don't mind being in the company of preverts). Lots of painful regret about the unkindest cut.

''The only way to lose a foreskin is to wear it off"
 
2013-01-29 05:28:51 PM
Holy crap! I don't even...Yeah, girls get their ears pierced as babies (I don't agree) but that is a quick pop and you are done. This video made me ill...
 
2013-01-31 02:40:33 PM

tigerose: Holy crap! I don't even...Yeah, girls get their ears pierced as babies (I don't agree) but that is a quick pop and you are done. This video made me ill...


The earring thing can wait too, this is just disturbing. I am now traumatized from watching this video.
 
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