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(The Sun)   Early entry for 'mother of the year' as mom holds down 3-year-old screaming toddler son for a tattoo   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 210
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2013-01-28 05:29:27 PM  
POS Hall of Fame.
 
2013-01-28 05:40:11 PM  
Yeah, but in two years he's gonna be the baddest-ass kindergartner ever.  He'll *run* that joint.

(I kid, I kid.  That's actually horrifying and I hope somebody slams her - and the tattoo "artist" - in jail.)
 
2013-01-28 05:43:13 PM  
i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-28 07:42:15 PM  
If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.
 
2013-01-28 08:03:05 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.


I wonder if she even tipped the guy.
 
2013-01-28 08:31:39 PM  
It'll be blurred and faded by the time he's a teenager.
 
2013-01-28 08:31:50 PM  
img441.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-28 08:34:49 PM  
Hey, now, don't rush to judgement.  Maybe she has twins and needs a way to tell them apart.
 
2013-01-28 08:36:36 PM  
How is this abuse? My great grandfather Gunter used to hold down lots of kids for tattoos, they did it all the time in WWII.
 
2013-01-28 08:43:58 PM  

Ghastly: How is this abuse? My great grandfather Gunter used to hold down lots of kids for tattoos, they did it all the time in WWII.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-28 08:45:01 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.


I went to a bris a couple months ago.  The mohel did his thing, the kid sucked on a Mogen David soaked hankie for a few minutes and all was well in the world.  Seriously it was maybe ten seconds of baby is uncomfortable.

Are you still traumatized? Are you a fan of cheese and salami?

 I am snipped and somehow managed to get over it.
 
2013-01-28 08:50:35 PM  
"Mum" aside... I'm sure the tattoo artist who said "Tattoo a 3 year old? While you're videotaping it? Yeah, that sounds like a good idea" is real stand-up guy as well
 
2013-01-28 08:57:30 PM  
One added: "I'd love told hold her down and tattoo BAD MOTHER across her forehead and see how the f*** she likes it."

www.celwalls.com

Approves.


Donnchadha: "Mum" aside... I'm sure the tattoo artist who said "Tattoo a 3 year old? While you're videotaping it? Yeah, that sounds like a good idea" is real stand-up guy as well


Yeah, there are at least two assholes in this story. Also the person who took the video and didn't bother trying to intervene.
 
2013-01-28 09:24:56 PM  

brap: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.

I went to a bris a couple months ago.  The mohel did his thing, the kid sucked on a Mogen David soaked hankie for a few minutes and all was well in the world.  Seriously it was maybe ten seconds of baby is uncomfortable.

Are you still traumatized? Are you a fan of cheese and salami?

 I am snipped and somehow managed to get over it.


Are you sure?  Maybe it's just a tattoo that looks that way.
 
2013-01-28 09:29:43 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Are you sure?  Maybe it's just a tattoo that looks that way.


Now that you mention it, my frenum looks like a crudely-etched Polynesian girt that dances as I orgasm.
 
2013-01-28 09:47:20 PM  

brap: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.

I went to a bris a couple months ago.  The mohel did his thing, the kid sucked on a Mogen David soaked hankie for a few minutes and all was well in the world.  Seriously it was maybe ten seconds of baby is uncomfortable.

Are you still traumatized? Are you a fan of cheese and salami?

 I am snipped and somehow managed to get over it.


What about the infants that et their ears pierced? Nobody says jack about that.
 
2013-01-28 10:07:44 PM  
Is the boy named Pete?
 
2013-01-28 10:20:14 PM  
Came for Archer (phrasing), leaving satisfied.
 
2013-01-28 10:20:17 PM  
It was probably some dumb ass tattoo like barbed wire around his arm.
 
2013-01-28 10:20:50 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.



She was just having her daughter's eyebrows down . . . it'll save her a fortune in Sharpies down the road.

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2013-01-28 10:21:00 PM  
Fail to see what everyone is so upset about. Should she have let him wriggle around instead? Totally would have ruined the piece.
 
2013-01-28 10:23:19 PM  
Ok, so momma's a f'ed up person, but what about the tattoo artist? Who agrees to do crap like this?
 
2013-01-28 10:23:44 PM  
Holy fark, Fark.com. Are you now posting videos of 3-year-olds being carved by needles? I'll see if this gets taken down soon. if not, I'm going to stay off your website for a month and hopefully when i come back your sickness will have passed.
 
2013-01-28 10:24:07 PM  

fusillade762: One added: "I'd love told hold her down and tattoo BAD MOTHER across her forehead and see how the f*** she likes it."

[www.celwalls.com image 590x400]

Approves.


Donnchadha: "Mum" aside... I'm sure the tattoo artist who said "Tattoo a 3 year old? While you're videotaping it? Yeah, that sounds like a good idea" is real stand-up guy as well

Yeah, there are at least two assholes in this story. Also the person who took the video and didn't bother trying to intervene.


Not that I am "going to the gym" guy or anything, but I swear if I was anywhere near that and saw that happening I would have put a stop to it pretty damn quick and farked up anybody who got in my way.
 
2013-01-28 10:24:23 PM  
Yeah, it's really only funny when ya do it to someone over 18....
 
2013-01-28 10:25:47 PM  
And christians brand kids with hot irons with christians god markings.

/Even kids that are not their own and in public school during class.
//Christian: 'stop squirming heathen, you are oppressing my christian religion'.
 
2013-01-28 10:26:04 PM  

timujin: Hey, now, don't rush to judgement.  Maybe she has twins and needs a way to tell them apart.


A friend of mine did do this with her infant twins, but it was a case of tattooing two "freckles" behind the older twin's ear. He hated the noise, but it took about 45 seconds.

No idea what the hell is going on here.
 
2013-01-28 10:26:15 PM  
"Some women just should not be blessed with being a mommy."

Blessed? Is that British English for knocked up?
 
2013-01-28 10:26:19 PM  

Mr.Hawk: Not that I am "going to the gym" guy or anything, but I swear if I was anywhere near that and saw that happening I would have put a stop to it pretty damn quick and farked up anybody who got in my way.


It's unfortunate the path to the gym was in the opposite direction of this incident or it might have been avoided.
 
2013-01-28 10:26:37 PM  
I see baby girls with pierced ears all the time. Is that any better?
 
2013-01-28 10:26:55 PM  
Hmmm?

www.kaelleighsworld.com
 
2013-01-28 10:27:44 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.


This argument was actually used by a defense lawyer a few years back here in California in the case of a 7 year old who was given a gang tattoo. Needless to say, it didn't work.
 
2013-01-28 10:31:13 PM  
It must certainly be taboo
For mom to give toddler tattoo
If only the fuzz
Could know who she was
But the police haven't a clue
 
2013-01-28 10:31:32 PM  
First, this kid is going to have a tattoo from preschool to forever. He'll be banging his classmates as soon as they start menstruating. Hell, he may even get his first blow job from a babysitter.

Secondly, for the mother and tattoo artist, I say no jail or prison time. Just tattoo "Human Waste, Don't Waste Your Time On Me,I Tattooed a Toddler" across their faces in Spanish, English and Chinese.
 
2013-01-28 10:31:50 PM  

The Muthaship: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.

I wonder if she even tipped the guy.


Winner
 
2013-01-28 10:32:24 PM  
Latinos, man...bad business all around. All about that whole 'macho' thing. Why are they like that?
 
2013-01-28 10:32:40 PM  

Bennie Crabtree: Holy fark, Fark.com. Are you now posting videos of 3-year-olds being carved by needles? I'll see if this gets taken down soon. if not, I'm going to stay off your website for a month and hopefully when i come back your sickness will have passed.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-28 10:32:57 PM  
Could be for identification if the child is ever taken in the future.
 
2013-01-28 10:33:08 PM  

brap: I went to a bris a couple months ago. The mohel did his thing, the kid sucked on a Mogen David soaked hankie for a few minutes and all was well in the world. Seriously it was maybe ten seconds of baby is uncomfortable.


I guarantee I am not the only guy protectively clutching his penis as he reads that.
 
2013-01-28 10:33:22 PM  
*sigh*

OK, I'll do it since nobody else is....


How do we know she didn't have some reason for it?  I didn't watch the video and I'm not going to, but this was in Cuba, right?  Maybe there's some shady shiat going on and kids are being grabbed or something, and the only way they can identify them is to put a tattoo on them.  If it's something small and unique, maybe that's it.  If it's a full sleeve with a dolphin and a unicorn fighting next to some rainbow colored gang symbols, then let's burn down the internet.
 
2013-01-28 10:33:26 PM  
I went to elementary school in the 80's with a kid who had a tattoo. Talking like 3rd or 4th grade here. He was Mexican (if that has any relevance? I dunno.)

I remember the whole thing about seeing it...he tried to hide it, one kid saw it under his shirt, so naturally like every kid around him is asking to see it if not outright forcing him to lift up his shirt. It was, as I recall, a dragon on his back. He was all weird about showing it to anyone, presumably because his parents told him not to.
 
2013-01-28 10:34:16 PM  
Hang on a sec, isn't that the same tattoo that Cedric the Entertainer has above his ass?
 
2013-01-28 10:35:18 PM  

whatshisname: I see baby girls with pierced ears all the time. Is that any better?


Pierced ears can fill in. Ear rings can be changed out and even fully removed.

Tattoos are permanent. Besides that, his mom may be a huge Justin Bieber fan, but when that kid gets older, no one is going to know what a Bieleber is.
 
2013-01-28 10:35:32 PM  

brap: I am snipped and somehow managed to get over it.


Yes, and I'm sure this kid will get over his tattoo. That doesn't mean it's a good idea to do it.
 
2013-01-28 10:35:45 PM  

JasonOfOrillia: Could be for identification if the child is ever taken in the future.


Nah, the tag she had welded to his ear does that.
 
2013-01-28 10:36:49 PM  

cyberspacedout: The My Little Pony Killer: If she had gotten him circumcised, nobody would be batting an eyelash.

This argument was actually used by a defense lawyer a few years back here in California in the case of a 7 year old who was given a gang tattoo. Needless to say, it didn't work.


What do you mean "Needless to say." ?

It's a valid point. Cosmetic surgery is cosmetic surgery.
 
2013-01-28 10:37:01 PM  
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2013-01-28 10:37:06 PM  
I hope it was Lemmy's ace with "born to lose, live to win". Just kidding, kill that ignorant biatch.
 
2013-01-28 10:37:37 PM  

lordjupiter: *sigh*

OK, I'll do it since nobody else is....


How do we know she didn't have some reason for it?  I didn't watch the video and I'm not going to, but this was in Cuba, right?  Maybe there's some shady shiat going on and kids are being grabbed or something, and the only way they can identify them is to put a tattoo on them.  If it's something small and unique, maybe that's it.  If it's a full sleeve with a dolphin and a unicorn fighting next to some rainbow colored gang symbols, then let's burn down the internet.


yep
 
2013-01-28 10:37:39 PM  

whatshisname: I see baby girls with pierced ears all the time. Is that any better?


NO


/And I don't care what culture your distant relatives come from. Putting a hole or marking on somebody who does not have the true ability to consent is barbaric.
 
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