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(UPI)   Cigar dealer sells 19-foot long Gran Habano #5 El Gigante for $185,000. In related news, Monica Lewinski reportedly in hiding   (upi.com) divider line 61
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2013-01-28 08:45:54 PM
I'd pay more if it were not tobacco.
 
2013-01-28 09:10:29 PM
Monica Lewinsky is probably wishing she could still get this kinda action by this point in her life.
 
2013-01-28 09:11:39 PM
That is going to require one hell of a large humidor.
 
2013-01-28 09:12:13 PM
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Impressed
 
2013-01-28 09:15:25 PM
That would make one giant blunt.
 
2013-01-28 09:16:33 PM
I thought size did not matter?
 
2013-01-28 09:17:48 PM
Thanks but I'll have a Gurkha Master Select Double Corona.
 
2013-01-28 09:18:38 PM

wambu: I thought size did not matter?


Your wife and I had a good laugh about that
 
2013-01-28 09:18:51 PM
Is Monica going to get twat cancer from smoking that cigar?
 
2013-01-28 09:19:46 PM
Challenge accepted

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2013-01-28 09:19:58 PM
First read that as "cougar dealer" and had no idea why Monica was involved...
 
2013-01-28 09:21:54 PM
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2013-01-28 09:21:56 PM
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2013-01-28 09:22:42 PM
That would make someone severely ill smoking that long enough.... ugh mentally vomiting
 
2013-01-28 09:22:52 PM

germ78: That would make one giant blunt.


All you need is 1600 pounds of weed....
 
2013-01-28 09:23:56 PM
As Freud said, "sometimes, a cigar is just a cigar." This is not one of these times.
 
2013-01-28 09:26:59 PM

neppyman: [img180.imageshack.us image 400x300]
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qorkfiend: [i.imgur.com image 550x413]


Two seconds apart? Bravo. If that doesn't count as a heck of a simulpost, it should.
 
2013-01-28 09:27:37 PM

neppyman: [img180.imageshack.us image 400x300]
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This thread should have been one and done, with this
 
2013-01-28 09:30:04 PM

NightSteel: Two seconds apart? Bravo. If that doesn't count as a heck of a simulpost, it should.


It's perfect. It gives the one-two punch of Bender narrowing his eyes in seething rage, knowing that Le Grand Cigar... is not so grand.
 
2013-01-28 09:30:09 PM

Torqueknot: That is going to require one hell of a large humidor.


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Reporting for duty!
 
2013-01-28 09:30:13 PM
This topical humor brought to you by 1997. Seriously, I didn't know Leno submitted headlines here.
 
2013-01-28 09:30:41 PM

Fano: neppyman: [img180.imageshack.us image 400x300]
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This thread should have been one and done, with this


what I came (too late) to post
 
2013-01-28 09:30:45 PM

neppyman: [img180.imageshack.us image 400x300]
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Internet high five!
 
2013-01-28 09:31:32 PM

Surool: This topical humor brought to you by 1997. Seriously, I didn't know Leno submitted headlines here.


I bet you're fun at parties.
 
2013-01-28 09:35:15 PM
$185K to have a cigar?
Somebody's riding the gravy train.
 
2013-01-28 09:38:51 PM

qorkfiend: neppyman: [img180.imageshack.us image 400x300]
Pictured: Jealous robot spotted pricing burglary tools.

Internet high five!


Indeed, good sir!

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2013-01-28 09:39:31 PM
"We pride ourselves on finding the hard-to-find cigars," he said.

What is hard to find about a cigar the size of a bass boat?

"Unidentified buyer?"  I call bullshiat.  This is just a PR stunt.
 
2013-01-28 09:39:50 PM

M0nkeyp0x: Surool: This topical humor brought to you by 1997. Seriously, I didn't know Leno submitted headlines here.

I bet you're fun at parties.


More fun than parties where the telling of crusty 90s jokes are considered to be fashionable.

"Hey, did you hear the one about Windows 95? What's with this 'grunge' thing all the kids are listening to these days?"
 
2013-01-28 09:43:06 PM
Last I heard Monica had become a recluse, so yeah, she's in hiding.
 
2013-01-28 09:48:11 PM

wambu: I thought size did not matter?


It doesn't when shes 400lbs and you can't tell if your farking hoo-ha or fat flap, so your mom was being honest.
 
2013-01-28 09:49:46 PM
Meh, it's still a Gran Habano.
 
2013-01-28 09:59:21 PM
So, will it sit in some rich dudes living room, or be broken up and re-rolled?

/don't smoke cigars
 
2013-01-28 10:09:26 PM

wildcardjack: Last I heard Monica had become a recluse, so yeah, she's in hiding.


Recluse bites are nasty.
 
2013-01-28 10:10:09 PM
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Yes, you would.
 
2013-01-28 10:10:10 PM
I would have hit Monica, you know, if I didn't have to give her my name and shiat.
 
2013-01-28 10:11:05 PM
Well done, subby.
 
2013-01-28 10:14:48 PM
They should give the cigar to Congress. It's the only thing that sucks enough to smoke it.
 
2013-01-28 10:20:22 PM

thorthor: So, will it sit in some rich dudes living room, or be broken up and re-rolled?

/don't smoke cigars


Once rolled, it's not really possible to re-roll. It is possible to cut off pieces to be smoked in a pipe. Novelty cigars like the ones the size of an average human's forearm smell and taste like dust. I doubt this one would be any different.
 
2013-01-28 10:21:41 PM

UsikFark: wildcardjack: Last I heard Monica had become a recluse, so yeah, she's in hiding.

Recluse bites are nasty.


Nice
 
2013-01-28 10:23:27 PM

thorthor: So, will it sit in some rich dudes living room, or be broken up and re-rolled?

/don't smoke cigars


My guess would be as a conversation piece. I doubt they made that out of a good quality tobacco, most likely the cheapest stuff they could get their hands on. They paid 185k for it and said you could make 25,000 regular cigars out of it. That would be about $7 per cigar, add in another $3 each to have it broken down and hand rolled into smoke-able sizes with a full leaf wrapper and you're talking a $10 cigar. You can buy top quality Cuban cigars for that price.
 
2013-01-28 10:27:00 PM
Is it legal to buy Cuban cigars now? Just curious. I'm not a cigar cop. Seems like its just a pr stunt.
 
2013-01-28 10:29:19 PM
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2013-01-28 10:34:18 PM

UsikFark: wildcardjack: Last I heard Monica had become a recluse, so yeah, she's in hiding.Recluse bites are nasty.


A recluse once bit my sister....
 
2013-01-28 10:59:48 PM

thorthor: Is it legal to buy Cuban cigars now? Just curious. I'm not a cigar cop. Seems like its just a pr stunt.


Where in the article did it say Cuban?
 
2013-01-28 11:00:00 PM
Didn't anyone tell the guy who bought it that the Jolly Green Giant is just a trademark.
 
2013-01-28 11:08:35 PM

Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: thorthor: Is it legal to buy Cuban cigars now? Just curious. I'm not a cigar cop. Seems like its just a pr stunt.

Where in the article did it say Cuban?


It didn't.  Also, it's illegal to import Cuban cigars into the U. S.  You can buy all you want as long as you don't bring 'em here.
 
2013-01-28 11:15:43 PM
Came for Bender, leaving with the greatest cigar heist of all time...
 
2013-01-28 11:23:14 PM
Thank God it wasn't made by Subway!
 
2013-01-28 11:32:24 PM

BarkingUnicorn: Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion: thorthor: Is it legal to buy Cuban cigars now? Just curious. I'm not a cigar cop. Seems like its just a pr stunt.

Where in the article did it say Cuban?

It didn't.  Also, it's illegal to import Cuban cigars into the U. S.  You can buy all you want as long as you don't bring 'em here.


What if It was Mark Cuban's?
 
2013-01-29 12:05:21 AM

SpdrJay: Monica Lewinsky is probably wishing she could still get this kinda action by this point in her life.


When you've had the best, everything else pales in comparison
 
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