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(Gawker)   The soon to be queen of the Netherlands looks just like Britney Spears without the trailer park edginess   (gawker.com) divider line 26
    More: Amusing, Britney Spears, Netherlands, Netherlands looks, military dictatorship, Jason Alexander  
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2013-01-28 07:11:13 PM
7 votes:
i.imgur.com


Pfft. The Dutch...
/with their cheese and their giant propeller buildings
2013-01-28 08:01:47 PM
4 votes:
mememachine.viralvideochart.com

Leave the Princess alone!
2013-01-28 07:30:17 PM
3 votes:
I have no idea what to say

media-cache-ec6.pinterest.com

So here's a picture of a princess with a pancake on her head

/ no PS skillz
2013-01-28 07:11:56 PM
3 votes:

Silly Jesus: Genevieve Marie: Silly Jesus: Genevieve Marie: Princess Maxima has always been one of my favorite royals. I like watching the various royal families because I'm a big fan of their jewelry- and Maxima's one of the few magpie princesses left. She trots out the diamonds whenever and wherever she can.

Now that she's going  to be Queen, she'll probably wear the giant Stuart tiara which hasn't been seen in the Netherlands in a long time- Beatrix never wore it.

Yes, I know- my hobby is lame. As far as I'm concerned, if you watch football you've got no room to talk.

This is what is wrong with America.

What is your analysis of the Kardashians?

I don't know anything about them, as they don't have a collection of historic jewelry that's fun to trace through the generations.

Would you like to trace my family jewels?


No, I think not, but thank you for the offer.

Somehow I doubt they'd be large or significant enough to be of any interest.
2013-01-28 11:18:01 PM
2 votes:

banandar123: DjangoStonereaver: I'll still take Sweden:

[www.ratewall.com image 600x718]

Now THAT'S what a princess should look like!

She's to di for.
/too soon?


I laughed...CSB...I was at my buddies house when Princess Di died.Everybody was shocked.I said did you hear Princess Di was on the radio...and the dashboard...Too soon??

/Old princess Grace joke?
//My jokes suck also.
2013-01-28 07:58:24 PM
2 votes:
Other news: I look exactly like Johnny Depp.

/If you squint
//And view me through a pinhole camera
///During a solar eclipse
2013-01-28 07:27:15 PM
2 votes:

Genevieve Marie: Silly Jesus: Genevieve Marie: Silly Jesus: Genevieve Marie: Silly Jesus: Genevieve Marie: Princess Maxima has always been one of my favorite royals. I like watching the various royal families because I'm a big fan of their jewelry- and Maxima's one of the few magpie princesses left. She trots out the diamonds whenever and wherever she can.

Now that she's going  to be Queen, she'll probably wear the giant Stuart tiara which hasn't been seen in the Netherlands in a long time- Beatrix never wore it.

Yes, I know- my hobby is lame. As far as I'm concerned, if you watch football you've got no room to talk.

This is what is wrong with America.

What is your analysis of the Kardashians?

I don't know anything about them, as they don't have a collection of historic jewelry that's fun to trace through the generations.

Would you like to trace my family jewels?

No, I think not, but thank you for the offer.

Somehow I doubt they'd be large or significant enough to be of any interest.

They'd interest you if you placed them in your jewelry box.

See, now it's gone from slightly rude but mildly funny double entendre to crass and boring.


That's usually the progression of my dates.
2013-01-28 07:14:12 PM
2 votes:
img94.imageshack.us

Buckaroo Banzai: You remind me of someone I once knew.
Penny Priddy: Was she... very beautiful?

/ Not obscure at all...
2013-01-28 07:10:04 PM
2 votes:
I read that as "Queen of the Neanderthals" and thought TFA would be about that geneticist or whatever at Harvard finding a woman to bear a Neanderthal baby...

/need new contacts
2013-01-28 06:27:56 PM
2 votes:
Any pictures of her cooch out there? A true Brittany Spears look-a-like would have one of those.
2013-01-29 11:51:43 AM
1 votes:
I'm sorry but your princess is in another castle
2013-01-28 09:49:32 PM
1 votes:
Oof...almost forgot:

friendsoftheprogram.net

She's your queen toooooooooooo beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...
2013-01-28 08:27:49 PM
1 votes:
I'm getting a kick out of all of this, because I've seen the Queen of the Netherlands' Nether Parts.
2013-01-28 08:20:16 PM
1 votes:

faeriefay: Genevieve Marie: Princess Maxima has always been one of my favorite royals. I like watching the various royal families because I'm a big fan of their jewelry- and Maxima's one of the few magpie princesses left. She trots out the diamonds whenever and wherever she can.

Now that she's going  to be Queen, she'll probably wear the giant Stuart tiara which hasn't been seen in the Netherlands in a long time- Beatrix never wore it.

Yes, I know- my hobby is lame. As far as I'm concerned, if you watch football you've got no room to talk.

I think it's an awesome hobby

/fellow jewl fiend :)


There's a blog you might enjoy then- The Royal Order of Sartorial Splendor. They do regular posts about jewelry owned by the various royal families, including spotlighting one tiara a week.
2013-01-28 07:49:52 PM
1 votes:

Genevieve Marie: Princess Maxima has always been one of my favorite royals. I like watching the various royal families because I'm a big fan of their jewelry- and Maxima's one of the few magpie princesses left. She trots out the diamonds whenever and wherever she can.

Now that she's going  to be Queen, she'll probably wear the giant Stuart tiara which hasn't been seen in the Netherlands in a long time- Beatrix never wore it.

Yes, I know- my hobby is lame. As far as I'm concerned, if you watch football you've got no room to talk.


I can't believe you're commenting in this thread!
said no one, ever

:P
2013-01-28 07:40:18 PM
1 votes:

Silly Jesus: I'd Dutch her rudder.


I'd touch her udder.
2013-01-28 07:31:03 PM
1 votes:
Subby seems to have the same problem identifying human faces as the Sandy Hook truthers.
2013-01-28 07:16:41 PM
1 votes:

Silly Jesus: Genevieve Marie: Silly Jesus: Genevieve Marie: Silly Jesus: Genevieve Marie: Princess Maxima has always been one of my favorite royals. I like watching the various royal families because I'm a big fan of their jewelry- and Maxima's one of the few magpie princesses left. She trots out the diamonds whenever and wherever she can.

Now that she's going  to be Queen, she'll probably wear the giant Stuart tiara which hasn't been seen in the Netherlands in a long time- Beatrix never wore it.

Yes, I know- my hobby is lame. As far as I'm concerned, if you watch football you've got no room to talk.

This is what is wrong with America.

What is your analysis of the Kardashians?

I don't know anything about them, as they don't have a collection of historic jewelry that's fun to trace through the generations.

Would you like to trace my family jewels?

No, I think not, but thank you for the offer.

Somehow I doubt they'd be large or significant enough to be of any interest.

They'd interest you if you placed them in your jewelry box.


See, now it's gone from slightly rude but mildly funny double entendre to crass and boring.
2013-01-28 07:14:09 PM
1 votes:

Genevieve Marie: Silly Jesus: Genevieve Marie: Silly Jesus: Genevieve Marie: Princess Maxima has always been one of my favorite royals. I like watching the various royal families because I'm a big fan of their jewelry- and Maxima's one of the few magpie princesses left. She trots out the diamonds whenever and wherever she can.

Now that she's going  to be Queen, she'll probably wear the giant Stuart tiara which hasn't been seen in the Netherlands in a long time- Beatrix never wore it.

Yes, I know- my hobby is lame. As far as I'm concerned, if you watch football you've got no room to talk.

This is what is wrong with America.

What is your analysis of the Kardashians?

I don't know anything about them, as they don't have a collection of historic jewelry that's fun to trace through the generations.

Would you like to trace my family jewels?

No, I think not, but thank you for the offer.

Somehow I doubt they'd be large or significant enough to be of any interest.


They'd interest you if you placed them in your jewelry box.
2013-01-28 07:12:10 PM
1 votes:

Snapper Carr: [i.imgur.com image 218x218]


Pfft. The Dutch...
/with their cheese and their giant propeller buildings


Those are actually windmills.
2013-01-28 07:11:06 PM
1 votes:

Genevieve Marie: Silly Jesus: Genevieve Marie: Princess Maxima has always been one of my favorite royals. I like watching the various royal families because I'm a big fan of their jewelry- and Maxima's one of the few magpie princesses left. She trots out the diamonds whenever and wherever she can.

Now that she's going  to be Queen, she'll probably wear the giant Stuart tiara which hasn't been seen in the Netherlands in a long time- Beatrix never wore it.

Yes, I know- my hobby is lame. As far as I'm concerned, if you watch football you've got no room to talk.

This is what is wrong with America.

What is your analysis of the Kardashians?

I don't know anything about them, as they don't have a collection of historic jewelry that's fun to trace through the generations.


Would you like to trace my family jewels?
2013-01-28 07:06:50 PM
1 votes:
I'd Dutch her rudder.
2013-01-28 06:59:55 PM
1 votes:

GAT_00: DjangoStonereaver: I'll still take Sweden:

[www.ratewall.com image 600x718]

Now THAT'S what a princess should look like!

Cleavage and hats?


You say that as if its a bad thing........
2013-01-28 06:17:00 PM
1 votes:

DjangoStonereaver: I'll still take Sweden:

[www.ratewall.com image 600x718]

Now THAT'S what a princess should look like!


Cleavage and hats?
2013-01-28 06:14:30 PM
1 votes:
Well...she's blond. And a woman, just like Britney. So yeah, just like her.

And I would have said "trailer park greasiness".
2013-01-28 05:37:34 PM
1 votes:
Get a new eye doctor, blind-article-writer
 
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