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ArkAngel		2013-01-28 05:23:15 PM

Where's the Scary tag?

FloydA		2013-01-28 05:46:35 PM

KarmicDisaster		2013-01-28 06:17:59 PM

Shields up!

EvilEgg		2013-01-28 06:28:37 PM

Yikes! Run away!

The My Little Pony Killer		2013-01-28 06:43:33 PM

Those types of women have always scared me.

impaler		2013-01-28 06:44:50 PM

Owens' booking her wedding band well in advance was just one part of the project manager for I.B.M.'s detailed wedding day planning that began 10 years before she even met her future husband...

"Nobody knew about the binder. It was just another binder on my shelf," said Owens, who labeled her wedding plans "Life" so no one would become suspicious of her early planning.

Seriously, there is some mental illness there.

fusillade762		2013-01-28 06:47:21 PM

Can we ban auto-play video links? Am I the only one who hates that nonsense?

Supes		2013-01-28 06:48:40 PM

At least she realized her obsession was unhealthy and hid it from her hubby-to-be till after he proposed. I mean, at least for her sake, definitely not for his.

Fark Rye For Many Whores		2013-01-28 06:51:41 PM

Does the groom know mother?
Don't be silly little one, of course he knows.
Did he know before this morning mother?
www.beertripper.com

Ponzholio		2013-01-28 07:04:26 PM

impaler: Owens' booking her wedding band well in advance was just one part of the project manager for I.B.M.'s detailed wedding day planning that began 10 years before she even met her future husband...

"Nobody knew about the binder. It was just another binder on my shelf," said Owens, who labeled her wedding plans "Life" so no one would become suspicious of her early planning.

Seriously, there is some mental illness there.

So you could say she has binders full of women stuff...

Acharne		2013-01-28 07:05:41 PM

That is a scary woman. I bet she gets only first dates, never second.

Nadie_AZ		2013-01-28 07:07:40 PM

This whole article scared the sh*t out of me.

Once the couple became engaged, Owens had to break it to her fiancé that their wedding was already, well, planned.

"I was a little surprised at first," said Shawn Owens, 34.

The Owens made it through the wedding planning process together and, when it came to their big day, much of their wedding resembled the binder full of ideas Owens had assembled.

Owens did give her groom say in at least one thing, however.

"He picked out the tux that he wore," she said. "He picked out the suit and everything that the guys wore. I just gave him a color scheme to work with."

That ability to give at least some leeway, wedding experts say, is the key to ensuring pre-planning doesn't result in a frustrated fiancé, or worse.

I would be gone. See ya.

I've a cousin. She loved Disney growing up. Everything Disney. She got married when she was 19 or 20. Disney themed reception- everything. All her kids have Disney names. She has half a dozen kids and is absolutely miserable. She was a happy person before, but she hates life now. She thought her life would be like a Disney movie- Prince Charming would find her, marry her, and live Happily Ever After. It is beyond sad to see. And she did it to herself.

shintochick		2013-01-28 07:10:14 PM

You dumb biatches!! Is this what we have worked so hard to become. It's ONE farking day. Be more concerned about all the days that come after.

/ashamed to be a woman when I read this shiat.

bearded clamorer		2013-01-28 07:10:58 PM

I was told there would be no math.

Abe Vigoda's Ghost		2013-01-28 07:12:14 PM

What a sad, pathetic woma... Oh hey, check out those tits!

not_an_indigo		2013-01-28 07:13:05 PM

WTF is wrong with that woman?

Balchinian		2013-01-28 07:13:31 PM

Anonymocoso		2013-01-28 07:14:34 PM

Nadie_AZ: She got married when she was 19 or 20. She has half a dozen kids and is absolutely miserable. .

Mormon, right? Does she live in Utah or Zonie-land?

We could be looking more evidence that Fark needs a Utah tag.

Big Man On Campus		2013-01-28 07:21:13 PM

jigger		2013-01-28 07:21:36 PM

Link

Gyrfalcon		2013-01-28 07:22:11 PM

OK, if you are the man, make sure you have an iron-clad pre-nuptial agreement.

A loaded .45 under the pillow also wouldn't hurt.

UsikFark		2013-01-28 07:23:02 PM

I thought a lot of women had this streak.

meow said the dog		2013-01-28 07:24:14 PM

"I think some people probably thought I was nuts," said Owens who was the person in which had the correct statement about the self of she very much OL for the shizzles the nizzles of me OL.

KiwDaWabbit		2013-01-28 07:24:45 PM

Gyrfalcon: OK, if you are the man, make sure you have an iron-clad pre-nuptial agreement.

A loaded .45 under the pillow also wouldn't hurt.

Pre-nups aren't romantic.

Glancing Blow		2013-01-28 07:26:37 PM

Sadly, I though this was the girl.

Lattices aren't Distributive		2013-01-28 07:26:43 PM

Knowing the difference between a radical symbol √ and a checkmark ✓. ▢

srtpointman		2013-01-28 07:26:59 PM

I wonder if she told him where and how he had to propose? That's 100lbs of crazy in a 50lb sack.

/But yeah, nice tits!

equusdc		2013-01-28 07:27:40 PM

This is why I'm against gay marriage.

Gyrfalcon		2013-01-28 07:28:09 PM

KiwDaWabbit: Gyrfalcon: OK, if you are the man, make sure you have an iron-clad pre-nuptial agreement.

A loaded .45 under the pillow also wouldn't hurt.

Pre-nups aren't romantic.

Indeed.

Big Man On Campus		2013-01-28 07:28:36 PM

KiwDaWabbit: Gyrfalcon: OK, if you are the man, make sure you have an iron-clad pre-nuptial agreement.

A loaded .45 under the pillow also wouldn't hurt.

Pre-nups aren't romantic.

Neither is withholding intimacy as a tool for manipulation but women get away with that.

UsikFark		2013-01-28 07:29:54 PM

KiwDaWabbit: Gyrfalcon: OK, if you are the man, make sure you have an iron-clad pre-nuptial agreement.

A loaded .45 under the pillow also wouldn't hurt.

Pre-nups aren't romantic.

A Pre-nup cots about $10k. If you can afford that, you probably need one.

FriarReb98		2013-01-28 07:30:30 PM

Funny, I thought this would be about a certain TFette who had a certain thread about 6 years ago. 10,000 posts of sheer WTFness.

\I'm sure older Farkers know exactly where they were for it...

The My Little Pony Killer		2013-01-28 07:31:29 PM

FriarReb98: Funny, I thought this would be about a certain TFette who had a certain thread about 6 years ago. 10,000 posts of sheer WTFness.

\I'm sure older Farkers know exactly where they were for it...

Link to this treasure trove?

Glancing Blow		2013-01-28 07:31:44 PM

KiwDaWabbit		2013-01-28 07:31:54 PM

Big Man On Campus: KiwDaWabbit: Gyrfalcon: OK, if you are the man, make sure you have an iron-clad pre-nuptial agreement.

A loaded .45 under the pillow also wouldn't hurt.

Pre-nups aren't romantic.

Neither is withholding intimacy as a tool for manipulation but women get away with that.

I was being sarcastic.

I know about that "withholding intimacy as a tool for manipulation" shiat, though.

Sucks, huh?

ExperianScaresCthulhu		2013-01-28 07:31:55 PM

nevermind her -- what kind of man would go along with this?

what's he got going on in his background that this is an acceptable tradeoff as long as she marries him?

CliChe Guevara		2013-01-28 07:32:50 PM

These are the kind of women that know what to name all the kids before the end of the first date. Farking scary.

I just had some friends do an intervention with one member of their social circle that became like this as soon as she hit 35. She had been flirting with a guy on facebook - to the tune of two posts over three days - when she found out he was going out on a date with one of his co-workers. She freaking lost it she was so pissed and jealous. Over those three days she had managed to imagine herself in an exclusive relationship with him, unbeknownst to him. Terrifying stuff. Hopefully he doesn't own a pet rabbit.

UsikFark		2013-01-28 07:34:56 PM

CliChe Guevara: These are the kind of women that know what to name all the kids before the end of the first date. Farking scary.

I just had some friends do an intervention with one member of their social circle that became like this as soon as she hit 35. She had been flirting with a guy on facebook - to the tune of two posts over three days - when she found out he was going out on a date with one of his co-workers. She freaking lost it she was so pissed and jealous. Over those three days she had managed to imagine herself in an exclusive relationship with him, unbeknownst to him. Terrifying stuff. Hopefully he doesn't own a pet rabbit.

What about the women who already know how many kids they want? Not wanting kids doesn't count, in this case...

KiwDaWabbit		2013-01-28 07:36:05 PM

ExperianScaresCthulhu: nevermind her -- what kind of man would go along with this?

what's he got going on in his background that this is an acceptable tradeoff as long as she marries him?

A man who was already 90% of the way there.

lostcat		2013-01-28 07:37:44 PM

fusillade762: Can we ban auto-play video links? Am I the only one who hates that nonsense?

No.

I mean, yes...Then no.

FarkinHostile		2013-01-28 07:37:48 PM

mr lawson		2013-01-28 07:44:07 PM

Thought the article would be about her:

upload.wikimedia.org

here to help		2013-01-28 07:46:21 PM

FriarReb98		2013-01-28 07:47:37 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: FriarReb98: Funny, I thought this would be about a certain TFette who had a certain thread about 6 years ago. 10,000 posts of sheer WTFness.

\I'm sure older Farkers know exactly where they were for it...

Link to this treasure trove?

In my profile, after the Cantore greenlight.

Glancing Blow: FriarReb98: Funny, I thought this would be about a certain TFette who had a certain thread about 6 years ago. 10,000 posts of sheer WTFness.

\I'm sure older Farkers know exactly where they were for it...

What is the single largest thread in Farkdom?

For the record, before I get called on it, there were followup threads that got us to the 10,000. It was simply ridiculous.

bump		2013-01-28 07:52:58 PM

Since when has a wedding ever had anything to do with the groom/man/males?

She has her special 'princess day' envisioned and you are simply a coffee table in the whole scenario really - it's alllll about her her/her mother/her sisters/her friends/countless ''bride themed' magazines and enough money to be practical with and say, oh - put a down payment on a home - for example.

But rest assured, it has NOTHING to do with the man.

Mentalenemasquad		2013-01-28 08:03:09 PM

Lattices aren't Distributive: Knowing the difference between a radical symbol √ and a checkmark ✓. ▢

I think planning your wedding ten years in advance with no groom in sight qualifies as "radical".

KiwDaWabbit		2013-01-28 08:05:01 PM

FriarReb98: For the record, before I get called on it, there were followup threads that got us to the 10,000. It was simply ridiculous.

I couldn't imagine how much dedication it would take to try to prove your point in that long of a thread, assuming it was a protracted argument, that is.

tillerman35		2013-01-28 08:05:57 PM

Imagine if it had been a GUY who had done all this planning. I think it would give an extra "zing!" to it, don't you? And by "give an extra zing" I mean "take it from amusingly daffy to full on Ted Bundy."

HMS_Blinkin		2013-01-28 08:06:01 PM

jehovahs witness protection		2013-01-28 08:06:16 PM

bump: Since when has a wedding ever had anything to do with the groom/man/males?

She has her special 'princess day' envisioned and you are simply a coffee table in the whole scenario really - it's alllll about her her/her mother/her sisters/her friends/countless ''bride themed' magazines and enough money to be practical with and say, oh - put a down payment on a home - for example.

But rest assured, it has NOTHING to do with the man.

That part is logical, therefore could never be considered.

Being engaged should be a more rigorous training period to prepare for a life without logic.

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