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(Huffington Post)   Actual Headline: 'Tampon Girl' Giovanna Plowman Married On Facebook To Dino Bruscia, Guy Who Ate Human Poop   (huffingtonpost.com ) divider line 120
    More: Sick, Dino Bruscia, Giovanna Plowman, Facebook, South Hampton, WHP-TV, Steve McDaniel, obscene gesture, Michigan River  
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2013-01-28 03:58:34 PM  
I'm glad they found  each other instead of some innocent victims.

/she does have nice foobies.
 
2013-01-28 04:06:53 PM  
Now there's a match made in Heaven
 
2013-01-28 04:21:38 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Now there's a match made in Heaven


Hopefully it won't end up in the crapper.
 
2013-01-28 04:22:41 PM  
WTF is wrong with people?
 
2013-01-28 04:25:41 PM  
Actual Headline: 'Tampon Girl' Giovanna Plowman Married On Facebook To Dino Bruscia, Guy Who Ate Human Poop

But you know, humanity isn't doomed to accelerate the arrival of its own extinction or anything.
 
2013-01-28 04:37:56 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Actual Headline: 'Tampon Girl' Giovanna Plowman Married On Facebook To Dino Bruscia, Guy Who Ate Human Poop

But you know, humanity isn't doomed to accelerate the arrival of its own extinction or anything.


You know those two will be pooping out tampon eating crotchfruit in no time.
 
2013-01-28 04:45:03 PM  

BunkyBrewman: AdolfOliverPanties: Actual Headline: 'Tampon Girl' Giovanna Plowman Married On Facebook To Dino Bruscia, Guy Who Ate Human Poop

But you know, humanity isn't doomed to accelerate the arrival of its own extinction or anything.

You know those two will be pooping out tampon eating crotchfruit in no time.


Here comes Bloody Poo-Poo!
 
2013-01-28 04:47:19 PM  

doyner: Here comes Bloody Poo-Poo!


Outstanding!
 
2013-01-28 04:49:13 PM  
What's that I hear about gays ruining the sanctity of marriage?
 
2013-01-28 04:56:48 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Actual Headline: 'Tampon Girl' Giovanna Plowman Married On Facebook To Dino Bruscia, Guy Who Ate Human Poop

But you know, humanity isn't doomed to accelerate the arrival of its own extinction or anything.


Yeah, there were no crazy people who did anything for attention just 10 years ago.
 
2013-01-28 05:07:27 PM  
As someone who previously had no knowledge of the tampon video, much less watched it, I'd like to give a hearty FARK YOU to subby.
 
2013-01-28 05:09:30 PM  
What a guy named Dino that eats human poop might look like:

blogs.laweekly.com
 
2013-01-28 05:09:50 PM  
But the Huffington Post is still a legitimate news outlet.
 
2013-01-28 05:17:14 PM  

doyner: BunkyBrewman: AdolfOliverPanties: Actual Headline: 'Tampon Girl' Giovanna Plowman Married On Facebook To Dino Bruscia, Guy Who Ate Human Poop

But you know, humanity isn't doomed to accelerate the arrival of its own extinction or anything.

You know those two will be pooping out tampon eating crotchfruit in no time.

Here comes Bloody Poo-Poo!


+1 to you sir
 
2013-01-28 05:24:01 PM  
Okay, I've hit the "Kids are farking stupid" age.
 
2013-01-28 05:25:43 PM  
I'm sure both videos were 100% real too, right?
 
2013-01-28 05:26:47 PM  
i wonder if there will be a burst in the attention whoring/social media bubble. Probably not, but it's nice to think about
 
2013-01-28 05:27:49 PM  

doyner: Here comes Bloody Poo-Poo!


I'm slow clapping right now!
 
2013-01-28 05:28:23 PM  
The video is below. I bet it is.
 
2013-01-28 05:28:52 PM  

doyner: Here comes Bloody Poo-Poo!

 
2013-01-28 05:29:55 PM  
Uh... yeah, there was supposed the Kobe Bryant 10 gif right there. In other words, bravo.
 
2013-01-28 05:31:04 PM  

Lsherm: As someone who previously had no knowledge of the tampon video, much less watched it, I'd like to give a hearty FARK YOU to subby.


Seconded
 
2013-01-28 05:31:08 PM  
"Hey! You got your tampon on my poop!"
"No! You got your poop on my tampon!"

TamPoopTM
Two great tastes that go great together.
 
2013-01-28 05:31:17 PM  

abhorrent1: I'm sure both videos were 100% real too, right?


The bloody tampon looked pretty real to me. Can't vouch for the one guy one ice cream guy...
 
2013-01-28 05:32:12 PM  
there's a whole bunch of stuff going on in that headline I know nothing about and frankly I'm ok with that
 
2013-01-28 05:32:29 PM  
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2013-01-28 05:34:14 PM  

astouffer: abhorrent1: I'm sure both videos were 100% real too, right?

The bloody tampon looked pretty real to me. Can't vouch for the one guy one ice cream guy...


I didn't see either one and I'm not watching them to form my own opinion. I'll just go with the opinion that they're fake.
 
2013-01-28 05:37:24 PM  
Ok, again with the weird taglines.

    More: Sick, Dino Bruscia, Giovanna Plowman, Facebook, South Hampton, WHP-TV, Steve McDaniel, obscene gesture, Michigan River

Michigan River?  Is that aeuphemism for something I don't know about?
 
2013-01-28 05:38:30 PM  
images.zap2it.com
 
2013-01-28 05:39:05 PM  
USA! USA! USA!
 
2013-01-28 05:40:17 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.com
A challenger appears!
 
2013-01-28 05:41:33 PM  
Glad you specified HUMAN.
 
2013-01-28 05:42:39 PM  
I'm really glad we have the Huffington Post to bring us this top-notch investigative journalism.
 
2013-01-28 05:43:33 PM  
God damn you subby I JUST submitted another article about this girl.

*shakes fist*
 
2013-01-28 05:44:31 PM  

eudemonist: I'm really glad we have the Huffington Post to bring us this top-notch investigative journalism.


Who got poop on your tampon?
 
2013-01-28 05:44:57 PM  

Krieghund: [images.zap2it.com image 480x720]


Genius flick, and the sexiest use of a chicken egg in the history of cinema...

pass the yolk...
 
2013-01-28 05:46:41 PM  
dang....here's another example of a trailer for the "Idiocracy" prequel.

I hope these two mentally deficient people don't vote.........
 
2013-01-28 05:47:15 PM  
Western Civilization.
 
2013-01-28 05:49:29 PM  

Krieghund: What a guy named Dino that eats human poop might look like:

[blogs.laweekly.com image 500x375]


I think that guy's name is actually Dina M. Zaffino.

He's really uptight and wants us to get it correct.
 
2013-01-28 05:49:57 PM  
Geeks?
 
2013-01-28 05:51:02 PM  

BunkyBrewman: WTF is wrong with people?

 
2013-01-28 05:51:36 PM  

Rumpertumpskin: Krieghund: [images.zap2it.com image 480x720]

Genius flick, and the sexiest use of a chicken egg in the history of cinema...

pass the yolk...


[WTF-Am-I-watching.jpg]
 
2013-01-28 05:51:57 PM  

Krieghund: What a guy named Dino that eats human poop might look like:

[blogs.laweekly.com image 500x375]


Came for the Zino. Leaving smug.
 
2013-01-28 05:53:31 PM  
This greenlight:
.
A New Low for Fark
 
2013-01-28 05:55:04 PM  
So... This is our Age of Enlightenment? And people wonder why I drink.
 
2013-01-28 05:56:22 PM  

IHateLongIsland: Lsherm: As someone who previously had no knowledge of the tampon video, much less watched it, I'd like to give a hearty FARK YOU to subby.

Seconded


Houston, I think we have a quorum.

There is so much "real life" that's totally disgusting. Why would any sentient human being do this to demonstrate what "disgusting" really means?

So, to the original subby, FARK YOU3
 
2013-01-28 05:57:12 PM  
Colin O'Scopy: This greenlight:
.
A New Low for Fark


Heh.
 
2013-01-28 05:57:55 PM  

Habitual Cynic: IHateLongIsland: Lsherm: As someone who previously had no knowledge of the tampon video, much less watched it, I'd like to give a hearty FARK YOU to subby.

Seconded

Houston, I think we have a quorum.

There is so much "real life" that's totally disgusting. Why would any sentient human being do this to demonstrate what "disgusting" really means?

So, to the original subby, FARK YOU3


*takes bow*

Thank you, thank you.
 
2013-01-28 05:59:24 PM  
Hopefully their penchants for consuming bodily excretions will prevent them from breeding.
 
2013-01-28 06:02:57 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com

Why did she put red mousey in her mouth?
 
2013-01-28 06:07:21 PM  
I sure as fark wasn't expecting that... Watched till about half way until I started gagging... I am not going back to the video, but if someone with a stronger stomach than me has watched it all the way through, I was just wondering if she swallow the tampon?
 
2013-01-28 06:07:48 PM  
blog.beaumontenterprise.com

I have never heard of any of these people. Am I missing out on something?
 
2013-01-28 06:07:48 PM  
Your move, Japan. Germans you are on deck.
 
2013-01-28 06:08:36 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Krieghund: What a guy named Dino that eats human poop might look like:

[blogs.laweekly.com image 500x375]

Came for the Zino. Leaving smug.


came here for that as well... how can you forget that face...
 
2013-01-28 06:09:25 PM  
You should be animating this, Disney.....
 
2013-01-28 06:12:40 PM  

BunkyBrewman: WTF is wrong with people?



Obligatory Bill Hicks Hitler rant.
 
2013-01-28 06:13:16 PM  
img.poptower.com
 
2013-01-28 06:14:46 PM  
s3-ec.buzzfed.com
 
2013-01-28 06:15:55 PM  
Did anyone see the mugshot at the bottom of the guy who returned used enemas to the store? Florida? Yep. But thAt's not the FARK part. Fark: the store attempted to resell them.
 
2013-01-28 06:19:02 PM  
Pardon me, but do you have any Red Poopon?
 
2013-01-28 06:20:15 PM  
Meh. 2girls1cup was better.
 
2013-01-28 06:20:58 PM  
I remember a time, long long ago, where I was excited about someday not having to use Lynx and gopher, and I contemplated a world in which you could just click on some highlighted text that said "Mobius strip" and have a picture pop up on your screen instantly.
 
2013-01-28 06:22:10 PM  
Yeah, I saw that movie. Didn't end well.
 
2013-01-28 06:23:40 PM  
This is why people crash planes into our buildings.
 
2013-01-28 06:25:57 PM  

travoltron: This is why people crash planes into our buildings.


While that may be true, I prefer to see it as proving that there's someone out there for everybody.
 
2013-01-28 06:31:02 PM  
Huffington Post is like a lame version of Mad magazine for doomsday preppers and limousine libs. Neither group knows English very well.
 
2013-01-28 06:45:58 PM  
I think one would be hard pressed to find a guy who's never gotten his "red wings". (Seriously, teenage lust can make a lot of things seem OK.) But eating poop? The e coli is supposed to stay inside your gut. Both kids have serious issues. Hopefully, their weird fetishes will render them sterile.

/old
 
2013-01-28 06:47:43 PM  
I have an ex-girlfriend who would do that.

Should have filmed it and sold it. I could have been rich.
 
2013-01-28 06:48:24 PM  
whats wrong with putting a used tampon in your mouth? people perform oral sex on menstruating women all the time

/ right?
 
2013-01-28 06:49:29 PM  
Did she marry Bear Grylls?
 
2013-01-28 07:08:44 PM  
I too had never heard of either of these people until just now. I watched about half of the tampon girl clip and the funniest part to me is when she is looking at the tampon and then smells it and is totally put off by her own stench.

/Their parents must be proud. How the fark do you have that conversation with your kid?
 
2013-01-28 07:10:48 PM  
Available for comment, parties, weddings, and bar mitzvahs:

static2.fjcdn.com
 
2013-01-28 07:11:59 PM  
Best just to go to the wedding and skip the reception
 
2013-01-28 07:13:06 PM  

doyner: BunkyBrewman: AdolfOliverPanties: Actual Headline: 'Tampon Girl' Giovanna Plowman Married On Facebook To Dino Bruscia, Guy Who Ate Human Poop

But you know, humanity isn't doomed to accelerate the arrival of its own extinction or anything.

You know those two will be pooping out tampon eating crotchfruit in no time.

Here comes Bloody Poo-Poo!


BOO!

/still got a funny vote
 
2013-01-28 07:14:43 PM  

too_amuzed: Did anyone see the mugshot at the bottom of the guy who returned used enemas to the store? Florida? Yep. But thAt's not the FARK part. Fark: the store attempted to resell them.


There's another one on where The Dude lit a toilet on fire.

"He allegedly lit a toilet on fire at a gas station. For religious reasons. After huffing 10 cans of Reddi-wip. Because the U.S. Constitution says he can. 'Nuff said."
 
2013-01-28 07:15:10 PM  

BarkingUnicorn: I'm glad they found  each other instead of some innocent victims.

/she does have nice foobies.



cdn.inquisitr.com
 
2013-01-28 07:15:15 PM  
I didn't know about either of these morons, and truly wish it had stayed that way.

/cannot be unseen
 
2013-01-28 07:17:02 PM  
I think she's cute. I also think the tampon stunt is no big whup. The only crime is AW-ing the event with a video. Dude eating hizzown poo flakes (did not watch) sounds gross.
 
2013-01-28 07:19:01 PM  
Ah, this clarifies a twitter exchange I just read.
 
2013-01-28 07:33:29 PM  

AdolfOliverPanties: Actual Headline: 'Tampon Girl' Giovanna Plowman Married On Facebook To Dino Bruscia, Guy Who Ate Human Poop

But you know, humanity isn't doomed to accelerate the arrival of its own extinction or anything.


How does what you wrote differ from the rantings of a Christian fundamentalist?

Liberal atheists and conservative fundies have one thing in common: their belief in Original Sin, whether it's Biblical or "genetic".
 
2013-01-28 07:39:21 PM  
well, if that's not fake, she's going to have one HELL of a constipation problem
 
2013-01-28 07:40:10 PM  
Actual Headline: 'Tampon Girl' Giovanna Plowman Married On Facebook To Dino Bruscia, Guy Who Ate Human Poop

Otherwise known as "Monday in New York".
 
2013-01-28 07:46:48 PM  
Guy eats poop, gross and unfathomable. Human poop you say? Why didn't you say so? Move along here, nothing to see.
 
2013-01-28 07:48:08 PM  

B.L.Z. Bub: AdolfOliverPanties: Actual Headline: 'Tampon Girl' Giovanna Plowman Married On Facebook To Dino Bruscia, Guy Who Ate Human Poop

But you know, humanity isn't doomed to accelerate the arrival of its own extinction or anything.

How does what you wrote differ from the rantings of a Christian fundamentalist?

Liberal atheists and conservative fundies have one thing in common: their belief in Original Sin, whether it's Biblical or "genetic".


The rest of us pretty much think that these people need serious psychological help and shouldn't own firearms.
 
2013-01-28 07:48:30 PM  
Tampon Girl
She's been living in a Kotex world
But now she's looking for the type of man
Who eats what comes out of a person's can
I'm not a fan.
 
2013-01-28 07:50:35 PM  

Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H.: Tampon Girl
She's been living in a Kotex world
But now she's looking for the type of man
Who eats what comes out of a person's can
I'm not a fan.


Id funny button this if you could do such a thing on fark mobile.
 
2013-01-28 07:50:55 PM  

Yes please: But the Huffington Post is still a legitimate news outlet.


It's the FarkLibtard's online citation-quote-bank.
 
2013-01-28 07:51:16 PM  
Once again, if you were defeated in WWII, stop making porn please.

If anyone, anywhere needs a lesson on why we do not drop nukes on civilian population, look no further than Japan.
 
2013-01-28 07:55:54 PM  
Hey, Ghastly! Get your ass in here!
 
2013-01-28 08:08:36 PM  
For a huffpost headline this doesn't suprise me or make me want to clink on that adfilled cancerous crappy webpage
 
2013-01-28 08:11:31 PM  
Or, as myself, could totally not use facebook or twitter, and ignore these vapid moranic attention whores.
 
2013-01-28 08:17:20 PM  
In the video she drops something... was it the phone or the tampon? If it was the tampon, does the 5 second rule still apply? If not, then that would be gross!
 
2013-01-28 08:19:36 PM  
People who shouldn't reproduce trifecta is now...oh let's face it, that's every article posted on Fark.
 
2013-01-28 08:20:58 PM  
Why?

Why did I watch that?
 
2013-01-28 08:22:25 PM  
sounds salty
 
2013-01-28 08:26:53 PM  
Christ girl, take a bunch of these whydontya

img809.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-28 08:56:07 PM  
You ate ice cream only "laced" with poop?

2 Girls 1 Cup cast laugh at your unoriginality.
 
2013-01-28 09:24:35 PM  

Rumpertumpskin: Krieghund: [images.zap2it.com image 480x720]

Genius flick, and the sexiest use of a chicken egg in the history of cinema...

pass the yolk...


Oh dear
 
2013-01-28 09:43:49 PM  

doyner: BunkyBrewman: AdolfOliverPanties: Actual Headline: 'Tampon Girl' Giovanna Plowman Married On Facebook To Dino Bruscia, Guy Who Ate Human Poop

But you know, humanity isn't doomed to accelerate the arrival of its own extinction or anything.

You know those two will be pooping out tampon eating crotchfruit in no time.

Here comes Bloody Poo-Poo!


Goddamn that was good.
 
2013-01-28 09:47:01 PM  
I can't believe I'm the first to ask but... So....

Does she swallow or just spit?
 
2013-01-28 09:50:52 PM  
Twitter followers to Bruscia's 23,000 and 2,000

Is this the equivalent of a modern day dowry?
 
2013-01-28 10:04:39 PM  
Who has seen the video of the girl and the dog referenced by Plowman?
 
2013-01-28 10:12:46 PM  
Wait a minute... the article states that tampon girl is 15. Isn't there some sort of crime here?
 
2013-01-28 10:52:27 PM  

Satanus Maximus: You ate ice cream only "laced" with poop?

2 Girls 1 Cup cast laugh at your unoriginality.


Most of the "poop" used in commercial scat videos is actually chocolate soft-serve ice cream.

/why do I know that? I swear, my brain is a toxic waste dump where useless factoids go to die.
 
2013-01-28 11:10:47 PM  
...I am visiting my CPS friends at work tomorrow.
 
2013-01-28 11:17:17 PM  
Ok, how to fake this.

1. I didn't see her pull it out of her snatch and even if she did, who's to say she's reall on the rag.

2. Corn syrup on food coloring applied to a tampon.

3. For what she did o. The video, I could do the same thi g saying I pulled it out of my bleeding hemaroided ass.
 
2013-01-28 11:27:28 PM  

Anastacya: Wait a minute... the article states that tampon girl is 15. Isn't there some sort of crime here?


No, it's a "facebook" marriage.  Not real in any sense of the word.
 
2013-01-28 11:27:52 PM  
Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase shytefaced.
 
2013-01-28 11:31:23 PM  

Brick-House: Ok, how to fake this.

1. I didn't see her pull it out of her snatch and even if she did, who's to say she's reall on the rag.

2. Corn syrup on food coloring applied to a tampon.

3. For what she did o. The video, I could do the same thi g saying I pulled it out of my bleeding hemaroided ass.


I think it's probably fake. However, I will say that was terrific acting and very believable disgust and puking. I had to look away a couple times but I watched until the end (where she said "I think I got most of it") and I actually did throw up a little. It's funny how she had a song picked out for this act...but won't be so funny when her employer googles her in 10 years LOL, depending on her career, I guess...
 
2013-01-28 11:54:53 PM  

Anastacya: Wait a minute... the article states that tampon girl is 15. Isn't there some sort of crime here?


Is there a statutory minimum age for eating your own tampon?
 
2013-01-29 01:07:32 AM  

Colin O'Scopy: This greenlight:
.
A New Low for Fark


Obviously you haven't been to the politics or entertainment tab
 
2013-01-29 01:31:31 AM  

doyner: Ok, again with the weird taglines.

    More: Sick, Dino Bruscia, Giovanna Plowman, Facebook, South Hampton, WHP-TV, Steve McDaniel, obscene gesture, Michigan River

Michigan River?  Is that aeuphemism for something I don't know about?


Maybe has something to do with the Detroit Redwings?
/not sure though...
 
2013-01-29 02:04:22 AM  
One of the only shock videos I've found,besides 2 girls,1cup or 3 guys and one hammer which made me cry due to the inhumanity shown,that has made me gaggy. Gaaaaaah I really hope that wasn't an actual used tampon.
 
2013-01-29 05:14:03 AM  

Satanus Maximus: You ate ice cream only "laced" with poop?

2 Girls 1 Cup cast laugh at your unoriginality.


Why does eating poop with ice cream yak me out more than just eating poop?
 
2013-01-29 05:54:26 AM  

Brick-House: Ok, how to fake this.

1. I didn't see her pull it out of her snatch and even if she did, who's to say she's reall on the rag.

2. Corn syrup on food coloring applied to a tampon.

3. For what she did o. The video, I could do the same thi g saying I pulled it out of my bleeding hemaroided ass.


www.peopalove.com

/Hot like your hemorrhoids
 
2013-01-29 10:25:54 AM  

geekbikerskum: Satanus Maximus: You ate ice cream only "laced" with poop?

2 Girls 1 Cup cast laugh at your unoriginality.

Most of the "poop" used in commercial scat videos is actually chocolate soft-serve ice cream.

/why do I know that? I swear, my brain is a toxic waste dump where useless factoids go to die.


Oh really.... so how do they get ice cream to stay solid in some girls a**?

/sorry to break that illusion for you.
 
2013-01-29 10:31:57 AM  
There's a lot of people in this thread who should probably stay far far away from Fetlife. There is stuff posted to that site every day that make these two look like the dilettantes they are. Some of the people into scat post pictures or videos where they are completely coated in scat. Its not my fetish, but I can click away. There are worse things there too.

/Prolapse porn anyone?
 
2013-01-29 12:05:47 PM  
Hm.

[Ctrl-F] "Warhol"

Nothing? I am disappoint.

/ "In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes."
// I wonder if Andy Warhol envisioned "Tampon Girl" or "Poop Snacker" when he said this
 
2013-01-30 01:09:26 AM  

vermiis: Hm.

[Ctrl-F] "Warhol"

Nothing? I am disappoint.

/ "In the future, everyone will be world-famous for 15 minutes."
// I wonder if Andy Warhol envisioned "Tampon Girl" or "Poop Snacker" when he said this


That's why John Waters is really misunderestimated
 
2013-01-31 10:31:08 PM  
Last poop.
 
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