FARK.com: (7561029) Actual Headline: 'Tampon Girl' Giovanna Plowman Married On Facebook To Dino Bruscia, Guy Who Ate Human Poop

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		Actual Headline: 'Tampon Girl' Giovanna Plowman Married On Facebook To Dino Bruscia, Guy Who Ate Human Poop (huffingtonpost.com)		120
		More: Sick, Dino Bruscia, Giovanna Plowman, Facebook, South Hampton, WHP-TV, Steve McDaniel, obscene gesture, Michigan River

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BarkingUnicorn		2013-01-28 03:58:34 PM

I'm glad they found each other instead of some innocent victims.

/she does have nice foobies.

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2013-01-28 04:06:53 PM

Now there's a match made in Heaven

Bathia_Mapes		2013-01-28 04:21:38 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Now there's a match made in Heaven

Hopefully it won't end up in the crapper.

BunkyBrewman		2013-01-28 04:22:41 PM

WTF is wrong with people?

AdolfOliverPanties		2013-01-28 04:25:41 PM

Actual Headline: 'Tampon Girl' Giovanna Plowman Married On Facebook To Dino Bruscia, Guy Who Ate Human Poop

But you know, humanity isn't doomed to accelerate the arrival of its own extinction or anything.

BunkyBrewman		2013-01-28 04:37:56 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Actual Headline: 'Tampon Girl' Giovanna Plowman Married On Facebook To Dino Bruscia, Guy Who Ate Human Poop

But you know, humanity isn't doomed to accelerate the arrival of its own extinction or anything.

You know those two will be pooping out tampon eating crotchfruit in no time.

doyner		2013-01-28 04:45:03 PM

BunkyBrewman: AdolfOliverPanties: Actual Headline: 'Tampon Girl' Giovanna Plowman Married On Facebook To Dino Bruscia, Guy Who Ate Human Poop

But you know, humanity isn't doomed to accelerate the arrival of its own extinction or anything.

You know those two will be pooping out tampon eating crotchfruit in no time.

Here comes Bloody Poo-Poo!

RodneyToady		2013-01-28 04:47:19 PM

doyner: Here comes Bloody Poo-Poo!

Outstanding!

clancifer		2013-01-28 04:49:13 PM

What's that I hear about gays ruining the sanctity of marriage?

GAT_00		2013-01-28 04:56:48 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: Actual Headline: 'Tampon Girl' Giovanna Plowman Married On Facebook To Dino Bruscia, Guy Who Ate Human Poop

But you know, humanity isn't doomed to accelerate the arrival of its own extinction or anything.

Yeah, there were no crazy people who did anything for attention just 10 years ago.

Lsherm		2013-01-28 05:07:27 PM

As someone who previously had no knowledge of the tampon video, much less watched it, I'd like to give a hearty FARK YOU to subby.

Krieghund		2013-01-28 05:09:30 PM

What a guy named Dino that eats human poop might look like:

blogs.laweekly.com

Yes please		2013-01-28 05:09:50 PM

But the Huffington Post is still a legitimate news outlet.

AdolfOliverPanties		2013-01-28 05:17:14 PM

doyner: BunkyBrewman: AdolfOliverPanties: Actual Headline: 'Tampon Girl' Giovanna Plowman Married On Facebook To Dino Bruscia, Guy Who Ate Human Poop

But you know, humanity isn't doomed to accelerate the arrival of its own extinction or anything.

You know those two will be pooping out tampon eating crotchfruit in no time.

Here comes Bloody Poo-Poo!

+1 to you sir

StaleCoffee		2013-01-28 05:24:01 PM

Okay, I've hit the "Kids are farking stupid" age.

abhorrent1		2013-01-28 05:25:43 PM

I'm sure both videos were 100% real too, right?

oi_piss_me_off		2013-01-28 05:26:47 PM

i wonder if there will be a burst in the attention whoring/social media bubble. Probably not, but it's nice to think about

Dr.Zom		2013-01-28 05:27:49 PM

doyner: Here comes Bloody Poo-Poo!

I'm slow clapping right now!

uncleacid		2013-01-28 05:28:23 PM

The video is below. I bet it is.

QU!RK1019		2013-01-28 05:28:52 PM

doyner: Here comes Bloody Poo-Poo!

QU!RK1019		2013-01-28 05:29:55 PM

Uh... yeah, there was supposed the Kobe Bryant 10 gif right there. In other words, bravo.

IHateLongIsland		2013-01-28 05:31:04 PM

Lsherm: As someone who previously had no knowledge of the tampon video, much less watched it, I'd like to give a hearty FARK YOU to subby.

Seconded

Ed Finnerty		2013-01-28 05:31:08 PM

"Hey! You got your tampon on my poop!"
"No! You got your poop on my tampon!"

TamPoop^TM
Two great tastes that go great together.

astouffer		2013-01-28 05:31:17 PM

abhorrent1: I'm sure both videos were 100% real too, right?

The bloody tampon looked pretty real to me. Can't vouch for the one guy one ice cream guy...

Der Poopflinger		2013-01-28 05:32:12 PM

there's a whole bunch of stuff going on in that headline I know nothing about and frankly I'm ok with that

TV's Vinnie		2013-01-28 05:32:29 PM

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abhorrent1		2013-01-28 05:34:14 PM

astouffer: abhorrent1: I'm sure both videos were 100% real too, right?

The bloody tampon looked pretty real to me. Can't vouch for the one guy one ice cream guy...

I didn't see either one and I'm not watching them to form my own opinion. I'll just go with the opinion that they're fake.

doyner		2013-01-28 05:37:24 PM

Ok, again with the weird taglines.

More: Sick, Dino Bruscia, Giovanna Plowman, Facebook, South Hampton, WHP-TV, Steve McDaniel, obscene gesture, Michigan River

Michigan River? Is that aeuphemism for something I don't know about?

Krieghund		2013-01-28 05:38:30 PM

ph0rk		2013-01-28 05:39:05 PM

USA! USA! USA!

Uzzah		2013-01-28 05:40:17 PM

A challenger appears!

Begoggle		2013-01-28 05:41:33 PM

Glad you specified HUMAN.

eudemonist		2013-01-28 05:42:39 PM

I'm really glad we have the Huffington Post to bring us this top-notch investigative journalism.

reklamfox		2013-01-28 05:43:33 PM

God damn you subby I JUST submitted another article about this girl.

*shakes fist*

Ed Finnerty		2013-01-28 05:44:31 PM

eudemonist: I'm really glad we have the Huffington Post to bring us this top-notch investigative journalism.

Who got poop on your tampon?

Rumpertumpskin		2013-01-28 05:44:57 PM

Krieghund: [images.zap2it.com image 480x720]

Genius flick, and the sexiest use of a chicken egg in the history of cinema...

pass the yolk...

revn67		2013-01-28 05:46:41 PM

dang....here's another example of a trailer for the "Idiocracy" prequel.

I hope these two mentally deficient people don't vote.........

Bonanza Jellybean		2013-01-28 05:47:15 PM

Western Civilization.

fickenchucker		2013-01-28 05:49:29 PM

Krieghund: What a guy named Dino that eats human poop might look like:

[blogs.laweekly.com image 500x375]

I think that guy's name is actually Dina M. Zaffino.

He's really uptight and wants us to get it correct.

Now I Is!		2013-01-28 05:49:57 PM

Geeks?

Whiskey Pete		2013-01-28 05:51:02 PM

BunkyBrewman: WTF is wrong with people?

abhorrent1		2013-01-28 05:51:36 PM

Rumpertumpskin: Krieghund: [images.zap2it.com image 480x720]

Genius flick, and the sexiest use of a chicken egg in the history of cinema...

pass the yolk...

[WTF-Am-I-watching.jpg]

Fark Rye For Many Whores		2013-01-28 05:51:57 PM

Krieghund: What a guy named Dino that eats human poop might look like:

[blogs.laweekly.com image 500x375]

Came for the Zino. Leaving smug.

Colin O'Scopy		2013-01-28 05:53:31 PM

This greenlight:
.
A New Low for Fark

NewportBarGuy		2013-01-28 05:55:04 PM

So... This is our Age of Enlightenment? And people wonder why I drink.

Habitual Cynic		2013-01-28 05:56:22 PM

IHateLongIsland: Lsherm: As someone who previously had no knowledge of the tampon video, much less watched it, I'd like to give a hearty FARK YOU to subby.

Seconded

Houston, I think we have a quorum.

There is so much "real life" that's totally disgusting. Why would any sentient human being do this to demonstrate what "disgusting" really means?

So, to the original subby, FARK YOU³

doyner		2013-01-28 05:57:12 PM

→Colin O'Scopy: This greenlight:
.
A New Low for Fark

Heh.

doyner		2013-01-28 05:57:55 PM

Habitual Cynic: IHateLongIsland: Lsherm: As someone who previously had no knowledge of the tampon video, much less watched it, I'd like to give a hearty FARK YOU to subby.

Seconded

Houston, I think we have a quorum.

There is so much "real life" that's totally disgusting. Why would any sentient human being do this to demonstrate what "disgusting" really means?

So, to the original subby, FARK YOU3

*takes bow*

Thank you, thank you.