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(Gothamist)   First: Have you ever watched a Kinkajou eat a banana? And second: What the hell is a Kinkajou?   (gothamist.com) divider line 42
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2013-01-28 02:50:53 PM  
A Kinkajous is a rabbi who pays his hooker retail.

/Aisle seat, please.
 
2013-01-28 03:27:06 PM  
Ask Diego. He knows
 
2013-01-28 03:40:17 PM  
i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-28 03:49:03 PM  

FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 221x300]


Great minds, my friend...
 
2013-01-28 04:09:06 PM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: FloydA: [i105.photobucket.com image 221x300]

Great minds, my friend...


i105.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-28 04:20:28 PM  
"Before we saw this video, we hadn't even heard of a kinkajou"

Never read "A Shade of Difference," apparently.
 
2013-01-28 04:29:49 PM  
Let's ask Fox News what it means.
 
2013-01-28 04:44:20 PM  
came for kinky friedman reference, left satisfied.
 
2013-01-28 04:53:03 PM  
I had a friend who had a Kinkajou. The little asshat would turn down the television when it disturbed him. Literally stand up in front of it and with his index finger turn down the volume. It was the most amazing but creepy thing ever
 
2013-01-28 05:05:02 PM  
Is a Kinkajous the thing that's holding that monkey?
 
2013-01-28 05:18:33 PM  
what does it taste like? and don't say banana.
 
2013-01-28 05:20:57 PM  
ME: Aww, a kinkajou eating a banana!
BF: A kinky Jew eating a banana?
ME: *Facepalm*
 
2013-01-28 05:40:17 PM  
A kinkajou is something out of which you make a stew while attempting to learn proper boomerang technique.
 
2013-01-28 05:48:09 PM  
Fun fact: The Kinkajou is the most recent animal domesticated by man (like only a hundred years ago).

(soon to be surpassed by the silver fox if the damn Russkies can get the breeding program going again)
 
2013-01-28 05:51:55 PM  

Ishkur: Fun fact: The Kinkajou is the most recent animal domesticated by man (like only a hundred years ago).


You're forgetting the Honey Boo Boo.  True, it's not completely domesticated yet, but...
 
2013-01-28 05:52:28 PM  
Funny, I see the word Kinkajou, and the first image in my head is Pikachu in leather fetish harness and a ball gag.

My god, I need help.
 
2013-01-28 05:54:57 PM  
Goddamn, we got some ignorant-ass subbys around here.
 
2013-01-28 05:55:45 PM  

ReverendLoki: Funny, I see the word Kinkajou, and the first image in my head is Pikachu in leather fetish harness and a ball gag.

My god, I need help.


i105.photobucket.com
Gotta catch em all!
 
2013-01-28 05:56:11 PM  
Yeah, yeah--

imgs.xkcd.com
 
2013-01-28 06:05:13 PM  

FloydA: You're forgetting the Honey Boo Boo. True, it's not completely domesticated yet, but...


That's cuz Honey Boo Boo don't care. Honey Boo Boo don't give a shiat, it just takes what it wants.
 
2013-01-28 06:46:30 PM  
Kinkajou's are rarely filmed, as they are usually too shy shy.
 
2013-01-28 06:56:28 PM  
Came expecting deepthroat.Some what disappointed.
The handler might have experience with bananas.
 
2013-01-28 07:01:43 PM  
how do they know not to eat the peels?

cute, but bug eyes creep me out.
 
2013-01-28 07:05:53 PM  
Yes, I've seen a kinkajou eat a banana.

No, despite seeing them and feeding them I'm still not entirely sure what they are. They're kinkajous!
 
2013-01-28 08:01:46 PM  
goodcomics.comicbookresources.com

Apparently it's attracted to the smell of olives.
/too bad Youtube deleted the clip of that encounter
 
2013-01-28 09:27:49 PM  

ReverendLoki: Funny, I see the word Kinkajou, and the first image in my head is Pikachu in leather fetish harness and a ball gag.

My god, I need help.


GIS for Pikachu S&M:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-28 09:42:11 PM  

Wasn't Looking at his Neck: Apparently it's attracted to the smell of olives. /too bad Youtube deleted the clip of that encounter


And so has the entire internet, apparently, and it's making me nuts. What is the set up to that punchline, please? I had a similar problem for years with only knowing the punchline: "How do you think I rang the bell?" until I randomly heard the whole joke from my FiL about 3 years ago. Not really worth the wait for the joke itself, but nice to finally have comedic closure.
 
2013-01-28 09:44:42 PM  
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RIP Kajagoogoo
 
2013-01-28 10:39:20 PM  
a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com

RIP Kinky Jews
 
2013-01-28 10:39:23 PM  
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2013-01-28 11:49:06 PM  
Any animal that bites the shiat out of Paris Hilton is fine by me.
 
2013-01-29 01:03:22 AM  

OgreMagi: Any animal that bites the shiat out of Paris Hilton is fine by me.


Rule 34?

/Also, gross.
 
2013-01-29 04:22:19 AM  
Whoa, that's a nice Botox face.
 
2013-01-29 07:38:13 AM  
Oh. Yay. Another clip greenlighted on Fark that was shown on Wimp, Izimile, Vimeo and Liveleak all on the same day.  I wonder...who's blowing whom?
 
2013-01-29 08:58:45 AM  

Barricaded Gunman: Wasn't Looking at his Neck: Apparently it's attracted to the smell of olives. /too bad Youtube deleted the clip of that encounter

And so has the entire internet, apparently, and it's making me nuts. What is the set up to that punchline, please? I had a similar problem for years with only knowing the punchline: "How do you think I rang the bell?" until I randomly heard the whole joke from my FiL about 3 years ago. Not really worth the wait for the joke itself, but nice to finally have comedic closure.


IIRC, a kinkajou REALLY liked Ed.
 
2013-01-29 08:59:17 AM  
 
2013-01-29 09:15:03 AM  

Peter von Nostrand: Ask Diego. He knows


I swear to god if I have to watch that episode one more time!
 
2013-01-29 09:37:26 AM  
Does it involve Kristen Bell?
 
2013-01-29 09:57:49 AM  

indeebud: Oh. Yay. Another clip greenlighted on Fark that was shown on Wimp, Izimile, Vimeo and Liveleak all on the same day.  I wonder...who's blowing whom?


Oh come on, you left out the "I seen it on that thar reddit too!" bit.

Be thorough if you're gonna be douche.
 
2013-01-29 10:27:39 AM  

croesius: indeebud: Oh. Yay. Another clip greenlighted on Fark that was shown on Wimp, Izimile, Vimeo and Liveleak all on the same day.  I wonder...who's blowing whom?

Oh come on, you left out the "I seen it on that thar reddit too!" bit.

Be thorough if you're gonna be douche.


Yes, you're right, I forgot to include you in my rinse cycle.
 
2013-01-29 02:06:40 PM  
should that handler need another banana, i have one for her.
 
2013-01-29 05:58:20 PM  

summersa74: Barricaded Gunman: Wasn't Looking at his Neck: Apparently it's attracted to the smell of olives. /too bad Youtube deleted the clip of that encounter

And so has the entire internet, apparently, and it's making me nuts. What is the set up to that punchline, please? I had a similar problem for years with only knowing the punchline: "How do you think I rang the bell?" until I randomly heard the whole joke from my FiL about 3 years ago. Not really worth the wait for the joke itself, but nice to finally have comedic closure.

IIRC, a kinkajou REALLY liked Ed.


And then it ended up spitting chewed up banana onto Johnny's face.
 
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