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2013-01-28 06:51:35 PM  
1 vote:
Announcer: Next week, on `The Simpsons'...
[the breakfast table]
Lisa: [puts down the newspaper] Don't forget, Dad, tonight my class is having
an all-you-can-eat spaghetti dinner.
Homer: Mmm... Spaghetti.
Burns: [his head attached to Homer's shoulder] But Homer, tonight's our
reception for Queen Beatrix of The Netherlands!
Homer: Oh, I hate having two heads.
-- ``Treehouse of Horror II''

/First thing I thought of
//Yes, I have problems
2013-01-28 04:55:32 PM  
1 vote:

highwayrun: phalamir: durbnpoisn: Speaking of Queens that should step down... When the hell is Elizibeth going to step down and let Charles be King?

I mean, c'mon, he's 64 years old! I think he's been patient enough.

(1) The British monarch cannot abdicate without Parliamentary approval


(2) Because of how George VI decided after the whole Edward VIII debacle, if Elizabeth abdicated, it would also remove all of her descendants from the succession; meaning her abdicating would automatically deny Charles the Crown - Queenie is simply not capable of that level of dick-move (though she could tear a lorry-engine down with her hatpin, if needed)

So who would be next in the line of succession, if all of Elizabeth's descendants are excluded?

Ralph the First, of Las Vegas?
2013-01-28 04:02:15 PM  
1 vote:

berylman: This article is severely lacking comedic aspects to rip on. Gawd I hate the Dutch.

Heavy Metal is a way of life there. Kindergarteners there learn to sing "Immigrant Song" before they learn to read.
2013-01-28 03:50:52 PM  
1 vote:

The Dutch are scum.
2013-01-28 03:45:14 PM  
1 vote:
I bet she got tired of all the Queen Bea jokes.
2013-01-28 03:31:21 PM  
1 vote:
R.I.P Bea
2013-01-28 03:27:29 PM  
1 vote:
Wait, King William, ruler of the Dutch?

Man, I hate that dick. Every time I run into him in Civilization 5 he always behaves like a total cock. Just finished teaming up with the Germans to take him down in my current game. Now the Germans are gearing up to attack me. Should have known better to trust the Nazis. I think they're getting the Turks to attack me too.
2013-01-28 03:24:20 PM  
1 vote:
Not gay if balls are not touching.
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