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(The Atlantic Wire)   Fox news reluctantly concludes Hillary wasn't faking her brain clot to get out of testifying about Benghazi. So now they want to know which of Obama's goons pushed her down the stairs to silence her   (theatlanticwire.com) divider line 144
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2013-01-28 03:31:14 PM  
And you thought Concussiongate was over!

I made it that far.
 
2013-01-28 03:34:29 PM  
So now they want to know which of Obama's goons pushed her down the stairs to silence her

Yeah, that would be pretty funny if they said that.

What, they actually said that?
 
2013-01-28 03:43:55 PM  

GAT_00: So now they want to know which of Obama's goons pushed her down the stairs to silence her

Yeah, that would be pretty funny if they said that.

What, they actually said that?


For realz?! Is everything a conspiracy to these people?
 
2013-01-28 03:48:23 PM  
Is the from the Onion?
 
2013-01-28 03:48:49 PM  

Cythraul: GAT_00: So now they want to know which of Obama's goons pushed her down the stairs to silence her

Yeah, that would be pretty funny if they said that.

What, they actually said that?

For realz?! Is everything a conspiracy to these people?


Yes. As long as the President's a Democrat, everything is a conspiracy.
 
2013-01-28 03:49:17 PM  
atomicbomb.typepad.com
The Enforcer
 
2013-01-28 03:50:06 PM  
Boy, are they looking forward to her being sworn in as POTUS 4 years from last week. Know what I mean, man?
 
2013-01-28 03:50:30 PM  

Cythraul: GAT_00: So now they want to know which of Obama's goons pushed her down the stairs to silence her

Yeah, that would be pretty funny if they said that.

What, they actually said that?

For realz?! Is everything a conspiracy to these people?


It has to be. Otherwise reality is just clubbing them over and over with how wrong they are.
 
2013-01-28 03:50:42 PM  
Anyone else just waiting for the day when Gretchen finally pinches him in the face on live TV?

I mean I'm not a fan. By any margin. At all.

But...
 
2013-01-28 03:51:30 PM  
punches*

/ftfm
 
2013-01-28 03:52:09 PM  
I'm sure conservatives are familiar with pushing women down stairs for various reasons.
 
2013-01-28 03:55:44 PM  
Pushing women down stairs, much like taking candy from babies, is not nearly as simple as the idioms would have you believe
 
2013-01-28 03:57:23 PM  
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2013-01-28 03:57:29 PM  

Cythraul: GAT_00: So now they want to know which of Obama's goons pushed her down the stairs to silence her

Yeah, that would be pretty funny if they said that.

What, they actually said that?

For realz?! Is everything a conspiracy to these people?


Must be some kinda conspiracy
The whole world's a goddamn conspiracy
Look anywhere long enough, you're gonna find a conspiracy
Man.... LIFE is a conspiracy!

~ J. Biafra
 
2013-01-28 03:59:00 PM  
...co-host Gretchen Carlson quickly (and admirably) shut down the conversation, apparently aware of how absurd the speculation sounds.

How f*cking pathetic is it when Gretchen Carlson is the voice of reason?

Watching these fools is like watching an SNL skit.  Only funnier and less realistic.
 
2013-01-28 03:59:13 PM  
Wow. Sympathy for Hillary. What will they come up with next.
 
2013-01-28 03:59:37 PM  
WTF is wrong with these people?
 
2013-01-28 04:01:16 PM  
You know, I had starting thinking that she was too old to be president. That after two Bush's we don't need any more presidential dynasties. That the concussion and clot show that she has obvious health problems.

But damn it, if she can raise this kind of tin-foil hat paranoia out of Fox, then I might just be forced to reconsider all of that.
 
2013-01-28 04:04:29 PM  

Stone Meadow: Boy, are they looking forward to her being sworn in as POTUS 4 years from last week. Know what I mean, man?


Well, just look at the material they've stockpiled.  All that Vince Foster/Clinton Death List/ Billing Records crap, which back int he 90's still had a chance of being debunked as scurillous crap because there were still ACTUAL journalists instead of Tweet-readers working for the major news networks who would check these things out.  But now that even major newspapers are nothing more than a print-out of random blogs....They gonna have themselves a field day.
 
2013-01-28 04:08:41 PM  
Hmmm... I'm pretty sure she fell due to the "shut down code" transmitted to a chip in her brain that caused a seizure. The chips are secretly implanted in all of Obama staff when they join his communist anti-Zionist cult of fascism. The chips are currently in testing phase.

His eventual plans to make every American get one under the false pretenses that if you want Obamacare then you need to get this chip to monitor your health. Then when all of Obamas minions voluntarily get their chips implanted he will take away your guns and secretly send out his unwitting chipped followers to implant ships in the remaining populations' brains while they are asleep and unable to defend themselves with their guns.
 
2013-01-28 04:09:06 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: Cythraul: GAT_00: So now they want to know which of Obama's goons pushed her down the stairs to silence her

Yeah, that would be pretty funny if they said that.

What, they actually said that?

For realz?! Is everything a conspiracy to these people?

Must be some kinda conspiracy
The whole world's a goddamn conspiracy
Look anywhere long enough, you're gonna find a conspiracy
Man.... LIFE is a conspiracy!

~ J. Biafra


Well if there's anyone who knows about vast right wing conspiracies it would be Hillary. After all she coined the term.

/Clintons never lie!
 
2013-01-28 04:10:15 PM  

Lionel Mandrake: ...co-host Gretchen Carlson quickly (and admirably) shut down the conversation, apparently aware of how absurd the speculation sounds.

How f*cking pathetic is it when Gretchen Carlson is the voice of reason?

Watching these fools is like watching an SNL skit.  Only funnier and less realistic.


Have you seen the SNL sketches about them? It's eerie how close they are.
 
2013-01-28 04:10:43 PM  

RedTank: Hmmm... I'm pretty sure she fell due to the "shut down code" transmitted to a chip in her brain that caused a seizure. The chips are secretly implanted in all of Obama staff when they join his communist anti-Zionist cult of fascism. The chips are currently in testing phase.

His eventual plans to make every American get one under the false pretenses that if you want Obamacare then you need to get this chip to monitor your health. Then when all of Obamas minions voluntarily get their chips implanted he will take away your guns and secretly send out his unwitting chipped followers to implant ships in the remaining populations' brains while they are asleep and unable to defend themselves with their guns.


It's so obvious!
 
2013-01-28 04:14:22 PM  

RedTank: Hmmm... I'm pretty sure she fell due to the "shut down code" transmitted to a chip in her brain that caused a seizure. The chips are secretly implanted in all of Obama staff when they join his communist anti-Zionist cult of fascism. The chips are currently in testing phase.

His eventual plans to make every American get one under the false pretenses that if you want Obamacare then you need to get this chip to monitor your health. Then when all of Obamas minions voluntarily get their chips implanted he will take away your guns and secretly send out his unwitting chipped followers to implant ships in the remaining populations' brains while they are asleep and unable to defend themselves with their guns.


Pretty obvious really.  However, if you point this out to most people, they think you are the crazy one.
 
2013-01-28 04:15:06 PM  
I really wish the FCC would look at pulling Fox's broadcasting license already.
 
2013-01-28 04:15:19 PM  
If Fox is going to spend months promoting batshiat conspiracy theories, then why did they fire Glenn Beck?
 
2013-01-28 04:17:15 PM  
WHY DID NOBODY ASK HER IF ALIENS ABDUCTED HER AND PERFORMED A JUPITER SUPERNOVA ABORTION ON HER? WHAT ARE THEY HIDING?
 
2013-01-28 04:20:05 PM  

Cythraul: GAT_00: So now they want to know which of Obama's goons pushed her down the stairs to silence her

Yeah, that would be pretty funny if they said that.

What, they actually said that?

For realz?! Is everything a conspiracy to these people?


Of course, otherwise they have to acknowledge that they were wrong. They could provide a video of her slipping and falling with nobody pushing her, and then they'd wonder if someone put something slick on the floor. Never admit you're wrong.
 
2013-01-28 04:20:22 PM  

Electrify: I really wish the FCC would look at pulling Fox's broadcasting license already.


As much as I would enjoy never seeing a FOX program ever again. The left needs them to keep shiatting their pants on air. Somehow they continue to shoot themselves in one foot while the other foot is firmly planted in their collective mouth. GD old whiteys.
 
2013-01-28 04:21:05 PM  
Brian Kilmeade's greatest hits:

"[In the United States] we keep marrying other species and other ethnics... See, the problem is the Swedes have pure genes. Because they marry other Swedes .... Finns marry other Finns, so they have a pure society. In America we marry everybody, we marry Italians and Irish."

"All terrorists are Muslims."

I guess we can now add this one to the list. Remind me why this idiot has a job again?
 
2013-01-28 04:23:18 PM  
Pretty sure it was this guy:

ocdviewer.files.wordpress.com
His parting words:

"Bill sent me honey. Enjoy the ride, tee hee hee!"
 
2013-01-28 04:24:24 PM  
Everyone knows the Clintons have their own staff for wetworks, I mean comon Fox News!

They killed that cabinet member in Croatia, that girl in the Starbucks, those people at Waco. Wake up sheeple!

Guy that killed Vince Foster pushed Hillary, under Bill Clinton's orders.

Duh.
 
2013-01-28 04:24:44 PM  
Why hasn't Fox News responded to my allegations that they fark chickens.....what are they hiding?
 
2013-01-28 04:25:25 PM  
If I ever meet Brian Kilmeade in real life, I will fight him. Not necessarily because I disagree with him, but....my God just look at him!
 
2013-01-28 04:25:33 PM  
www.lochtefeed.com
Please, GOP, be gentle. I don't even know if this is legal.
 
2013-01-28 04:28:43 PM  
implant ships

Are we talking little ships or big ships ? I'd like something like the USS Constellation ( the sloop of war, not the carrier ) implanted in my brain.

//// Stand by to wear !
 
2013-01-28 04:30:53 PM  

Arkanaut: I'm sure conservatives are familiar with pushing women down stairs for various reasons.


It is the only acceptable form of birth control in certain conservative circles.
 
2013-01-28 04:32:10 PM  

Danger Mouse: Pants full of macaroni!!: Cythraul: GAT_00: So now they want to know which of Obama's goons pushed her down the stairs to silence her

Yeah, that would be pretty funny if they said that.

What, they actually said that?

For realz?! Is everything a conspiracy to these people?

Must be some kinda conspiracy
The whole world's a goddamn conspiracy
Look anywhere long enough, you're gonna find a conspiracy
Man.... LIFE is a conspiracy!

~ J. Biafra

Well if there's anyone who knows about vast right wing conspiracies it would be Hillary. After all she coined the term.

/Clintons never lie!


She didn't about that.  You might want to brush up on Richard mellon Scaife, the magazines and Newspapers he owned, and his connections with folks like the Koch brothers and Rupert Murdoch, and how they basically created "scandals" out of thin air using their echo chamber
 
2013-01-28 04:35:36 PM  

DeaH: Arkanaut: I'm sure conservatives are familiar with pushing women down stairs for various reasons.

It is the only acceptable form of birth control in certain conservative circles.


Only if they run out of Aspirin.
 
2013-01-28 04:36:25 PM  

Electrify: I really wish the FCC would look at pulling Fox's broadcasting license already.


Yeah, me too. But you have to remember that if the FCC pulls Fox's license, it is a confirmation of the conspiracy (in the mind of the paranoid right winger from El Derperstan).
 
2013-01-28 04:40:56 PM  

Electrify: I really wish the FCC would look at pulling Fox's broadcasting license already.


They are a cable network. The FCC isn't involved and they don't have a broadcasting license.
 
2013-01-28 04:41:17 PM  

thenewmissus: Electrify: I really wish the FCC would look at pulling Fox's broadcasting license already.

Yeah, me too. But you have to remember that if the FCC pulls Fox's license, it is a confirmation of the conspiracy (in the mind of the paranoid right winger from El Derperstan).


That and Fox News is cable, not broadcast.

Not to be confused with the Fox Broadcasting Company, which is broadcast
 
2013-01-28 04:41:59 PM  

cameroncrazy1984: Lionel Mandrake: ...co-host Gretchen Carlson quickly (and admirably) shut down the conversation, apparently aware of how absurd the speculation sounds.

How f*cking pathetic is it when Gretchen Carlson is the voice of reason?

Watching these fools is like watching an SNL skit.  Only funnier and less realistic.

Have you seen the SNL sketches about them? It's eerie how close they are.


Oh, yeah

Iowa City never elected Mayor McCheese

Chef Boyardee is not the Vice President of Italy

"...or piranhas with AIDS, which I call 'parades'"
 
2013-01-28 04:45:01 PM  

Danger Mouse: Well if there's anyone who knows about vast right wing conspiracies it would be Hillary. After all she coined the term.


Now do a teleprompter joke!!
 
2013-01-28 04:47:50 PM  
I'm pretty sure that Obama himself did it just like Hillary personally shot Vince Foster.
 
2013-01-28 04:48:49 PM  
holy fark, these people are morons.
 
2013-01-28 04:50:23 PM  
Fox and Friends: They are so bad at what they do I cant even think of a metaphor of how bad they are at news

I was going to say the Ritz Brothers of news but they had some talent.
 
2013-01-28 04:50:27 PM  

Rapmaster2000: I'm pretty sure that Obama himself did it just like Hillary personally shot Vince Foster.


Nah, Hillary was too busy ducking snipers.

Duck, Hillary, duck!

/quack
 
2013-01-28 04:57:05 PM  
They were just trying to protect her from the terrible secret of space.
 
2013-01-28 04:59:17 PM  

Karac: You know, I had starting thinking that she was too old to be president. That after two Bush's we don't need any more presidential dynasties. That the concussion and clot show that she has obvious health problems.

But damn it, if she can raise this kind of tin-foil hat paranoia out of Fox, then I might just be forced to reconsider all of that.


I worry about that too; she'll be 70 before she'd be sworn in. I realize people live longer now than they used to, but that's pushing it. Joe Biden's even older, which is a shame. I think either one would be an excellent President. The biggest problem the Democrats are going to have is getting someone young enough to be considered a serious candidate in 2016. I honestly don't know who that's going to be - Sebelius, maybe? Chu? Dear lord, I would love Chu as President, but he doesn't have a shot and I doubt he'd actually want to run. Napolitano?

I don't know. My money is on Sebelius or Napolitano. The Democrats are going to want to run a woman, but Hilary is going to be seen as unelectable due to age and health scares. Either one would be fine by me, though I really, really like Sebelius...
 
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