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(Gawker)   Dallas police very close to figuring out who or what a 'molly' is. That's some fine research work there, Lou   (gawker.com ) divider line
    More: Followup, Dallas, molly, Timothy Zahn, MDMA, Dallas Police  
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2013-01-28 04:29:52 PM  
6 votes:
i253.photobucket.com

Street names: Molly, Maggie, May, Marg, Marge, Peggy and/or Peg.

What I'm trying to tell you Mrs. Burnsides is that your daughter Margaret has been getting high on the nicknames, and if you don't intervene now she may end up spending the rest of her life being addicted to the terse and pithy.
2013-01-28 06:17:41 PM  
2 votes:

Chinchillazilla: Shiat, I'm wearing clothes AND glasses RIGHT NOW!


gifs.gifbin.com
2013-01-29 02:17:29 AM  
1 vote:

Modguy: It's not as dangerous as meth, but it's the exact same drug,"

Bullshiat, you stupid mother farker. I've done Molly before, and I my ex step father was addicted to Meth. To stoop to such an asinine level of ignorance and disinformation is farking insulting. It's the EXACT SAME in the same way Heroin and Imodium is the exact same, you stupid coont.


MDMA ^= METH

MDMA has METH as part of it formula, but that does not make them the same. similar. similar class of drugs.
whatever the fark you do, do MDMA not METH
2013-01-28 07:04:36 PM  
1 vote:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-01-28 06:44:00 PM  
1 vote:
www.enchantedlearning.com

/unless you're British, then it's Mally
2013-01-28 06:36:04 PM  
1 vote:
They [narcotics officers] said at dance parties it is not uncommon to see people in clothes or glasses asking, "Have you seen Molly?"

Suspect is hatless! I repeat, hatless!
2013-01-28 06:33:00 PM  
1 vote:
Wait till they find out about Sherm.
2013-01-28 06:24:43 PM  
1 vote:
It might be painful to shoot these up:
www.naturalhandyman.com
2013-01-28 05:32:17 PM  
1 vote:
That article was awesome. You really have to work yourself into a sarcastic tizzy to write something like that. Bravo.

/Good Facebook to you!
2013-01-28 04:43:49 PM  
1 vote:

brap: [i253.photobucket.com image 320x240]

Street names: Molly, Maggie, May, Marg, Marge, Peggy and/or Peg.

What I'm trying to tell you Mrs. Burnsides is that your daughter Margaret has been getting high on the nicknames, and if you don't intervene now she may end up spending the rest of her life being addicted to the terse and pithy.


tvshrine.com

I don't know if she'll make it. She danced for about 12 hours. We'll start a D5W drip and take her to Rampart.
2013-01-28 03:31:18 PM  
1 vote:
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
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