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(Gawker)   Dallas police very close to figuring out who or what a 'molly' is. That's some fine research work there, Lou   (gawker.com) divider line 12
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2013-01-28 06:44:00 PM
2 votes:
www.enchantedlearning.com

/unless you're British, then it's Mally
2013-01-28 05:34:23 PM
2 votes:
molly = ecstasy
ecstacy does not necessarily = molly
Though most people use the terms interchangeably, a good bit of ecstacy is adulterated with other crap. Molly is supposed to be pure MDMA.
2013-01-28 05:33:57 PM
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Modguy: It's not as dangerous as meth, but it's the exact same drug,"

Bullshiat, you stupid mother farker. I've done Molly before, and I my ex step father was addicted to Meth. To stoop to such an asinine level of ignorance and disinformation is farking insulting. It's the EXACT SAME in the same way Heroin and Imodium is the exact same, you stupid coont.



Yeah, that belies a worrying lack of understanding of basic chemistry. This line is worse, though, imo:

"It's a very dangerous drug that I'm afraid people can die of and have died in the past," said Dr. Stephen Garrison from Caron Treatment Centers.

That's some 100% weapons-grade scare-tactics bullshiat right there. The only time people die from MDMA is when:

A) It's not MDMA but something else

B) They dance for too long in a hot room in a fur coat and Dr Suess hat and overheat

C) They drink WAY too much water

Statistically you're more likely to die while fishing or horseback riding.
2013-01-29 08:02:51 AM
1 votes:
We need to guard our children from molly. If only there was some sort of molly-guard.
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2013-01-28 07:10:23 PM
1 votes:
Am I the only one who thought a Molly was a slang term for a hooker?
2013-01-28 05:40:20 PM
1 votes:

fusillade762: "It's a very dangerous drug that I'm afraid people can die of and have died in the past," said Dr. Stephen Garrison from Caron Treatment Centers.

That's some 100% weapons-grade scare-tactics bullshiat right there.


Yeah that's the kind of statement that can be made about anything.

"Bear rape is an activity that I'm afraid people can die of and have died in the past," said Dr. Stephen Garrison from Caron Treatment Centers.

"Aspirin is a very dangerous drug that I'm afraid people can die of and have died in the past," said Dr. Stephen Garrison from Caron Treatment Centers.
2013-01-28 05:25:00 PM
1 votes:
It's not as dangerous as meth, but it's the exact same drug,"

Bullshiat, you stupid mother farker. I've done Molly before, and I my ex step father was addicted to Meth. To stoop to such an asinine level of ignorance and disinformation is farking insulting. It's the EXACT SAME in the same way Heroin and Imodium is the exact same, you stupid coont.
2013-01-28 05:24:27 PM
1 votes:

mercator_psi: Now I've seen it all. A Gawker article that made me laugh so hard I had to stop reading it.

That was brilliantly written.


Agreed.

Watch out for people wearing clothes, watch out for people in glasses. Don't discount the possibility that some of them might be wearing clothes and glasses both, at the same time, just to throw you off. Clothes people. Glasses people. Asking people. Standing, sitting. Legs, too. They've got those. If a person can get Molly, you'd better believe they can get legs. How many? You don't want to know.

I really hope the author of the original article put it in a subtle nod here.. if not, well... that's still pretty funny, actually:
  In North Texas and across the country there is a dangerous designer drug. It's not really new, but it's gaining popularity and is being laced through the lyrics of hip-hop music.
2013-01-28 04:51:06 PM
1 votes:
Now I've seen it all. A Gawker article that made me laugh so hard I had to stop reading it.

That was brilliantly written.
2013-01-28 04:39:43 PM
1 votes:
Wow.  I don't do drugs, I don't even know anyone who does drugs, and even I know "molly" is slang for ecstasy.  Yeesh.
2013-01-28 04:08:08 PM
1 votes:
What a Molly may look like:

msims.kmmod.com
2013-01-28 03:31:18 PM
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
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