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(Gawker)   Dallas police very close to figuring out who or what a 'molly' is. That's some fine research work there, Lou   (gawker.com) divider line 94
    More: Followup, Dallas, molly, Timothy Zahn, MDMA, Dallas Police  
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2013-01-28 06:21:00 PM  
Next week they'll find out getting wet has nothing to do with swimming pools or fingerbanging, and that literally dipping a joint in embalming fluid doesn't actually result in any more fun.
 
2013-01-28 06:24:43 PM  
It might be painful to shoot these up:
www.naturalhandyman.com
 
2013-01-28 06:25:57 PM  
Also:

Molly be damn!
 
2013-01-28 06:33:00 PM  
Wait till they find out about Sherm.
 
2013-01-28 06:33:55 PM  
And, this was supposed to be attached....

images1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-28 06:35:10 PM  
Pic in TFA isn't molly.
 
2013-01-28 06:35:12 PM  

BSABSVR: And, this was supposed to be attached....

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 320x240]


MERRY KWANZAA CHARLIE BROWN!
 
2013-01-28 06:36:04 PM  
They [narcotics officers] said at dance parties it is not uncommon to see people in clothes or glasses asking, "Have you seen Molly?"

Suspect is hatless! I repeat, hatless!
 
2013-01-28 06:44:00 PM  
www.enchantedlearning.com

/unless you're British, then it's Mally
 
2013-01-28 07:00:45 PM  
Back in my day, molleys were a black capsule prescription speed that was very common.
 
2013-01-28 07:00:59 PM  
She was GREAT in Sixteen Candles

www.everydaysolutionsrx.com
 
2013-01-28 07:02:46 PM  

Begoggle: Skub


You can have your jenkem when you take it from my cold, dead colon.
 
2013-01-28 07:04:36 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-28 07:10:23 PM  
Am I the only one who thought a Molly was a slang term for a hooker?
 
2013-01-28 07:12:35 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

/obscure
 
2013-01-28 07:14:30 PM  
So it is meth, but better for you. The same, but different. Neither confounding the Substances; nor dividing the Essence, for there is one Person of Molly, another of Meth, and another of Ecstasy, which is MDMA. But they are all one; the Glory equal, the Majesty coeternal. The Molly uncreated, the Meth uncreated, and the Ecstasy uncreated. And yet they are not three eternals; but one eternal. As also there are not three uncreated; nor three infinites, but one uncreated; and one infinite.

Hilarious!!!
 
2013-01-28 07:15:50 PM  
FTA: "Some of these 15-year-olds, they were just 14 last year. Who knows what next year will bring." 16?

/Some fine reporting, too.
 
2013-01-28 07:28:14 PM  
i had some over x-mas (pun?) mixed with cocaine

i didn't know what the hell it was either

never did like ecstacy.

meh. i'm old.
 
2013-01-28 07:28:31 PM  

Homer_J_Fong: [upload.wikimedia.org image 250x220]

/obscure


Just don't look in his closet...
 
2013-01-28 07:34:32 PM  

BronyMedic: BSABSVR: And, this was supposed to be attached....

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 320x240]

MERRY KWANZAA CHARLIE BROWN!


Just missed IT'S MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY CHARLIE BROWN!
 
2013-01-28 07:35:48 PM  

devilEther: [aboutfacepermanentcosmetics.biz image 500x375]

molly's lips


Well played.

Onkel Buck: [i26.photobucket.com image 320x320]
sixteen candles down the drain


Also well played.
 
2013-01-28 07:47:55 PM  
The identity of "Mary Jane" must be an unsolved case in Dallas.
 
2013-01-28 07:50:21 PM  

The Larch: Feral_and_Preposterous: Though most people use the terms interchangeably, a good bit of ecstacy is adulterated with other crap. Molly is supposed to be pure MDMA.

Are you serious? It's hard to tell.


The key there is "supposed to be pure". As opposed to mixed with binding agents you find in pressed pills.
 
2013-01-28 07:54:28 PM  
Anna Molly
 
2013-01-28 07:54:56 PM  
www.erowid.org
 
2013-01-28 07:58:01 PM  

jmadisonbiii: BronyMedic: BSABSVR: And, this was supposed to be attached....

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 320x240]

MERRY KWANZAA CHARLIE BROWN!

Just missed IT'S MARTIN LUTHER KING DAY CHARLIE BROWN!


Oh my god. This is the greatest thing ever.
 
2013-01-28 08:12:05 PM  
online-marketing-design.com
\powerful stuff
\\shake it and then see what you're made of
 
2013-01-28 08:51:57 PM  
Molly = Jenny
 
2013-01-28 09:20:57 PM  
data.whicdn.com
 
2013-01-28 09:35:08 PM  
I learned in my 20's that coming up on good roll is the perfect start to a quality all-night boink.
 
2013-01-28 09:59:49 PM  
Molly is a razorgirl. A street samurai. Steppin' Razor.
 
2013-01-28 10:07:02 PM  

studebaker hoch: I learned in my 20's that coming up on good roll is the perfect start to a quality all-night boink.


Pardon?
 
2013-01-28 10:10:54 PM  

not_an_indigo: Am I the only one who thought a Molly was a slang term for a hooker?

cdn2-b.examiner.com
/obscure?
 
2013-01-28 10:19:47 PM  

HotWingAgenda: Molly is a razorgirl. A street samurai. Steppin' Razor.


"Case, mon. Garvey a tug..."
 
2013-01-28 11:32:41 PM  

das: ..."


Squad 51... Squad 51.

And no IV was complete without D5W's best buddy, Ringer's Lactate!

Damn - I AM old - gimme a can of Reaper Repellant!

While the hangman fumbles with the noose, boys.
The hangman fumbles with the noose.
 
2013-01-28 11:49:54 PM  
i2.listal.com
Sooner or later, you're gonna tell me everything you know. So why not save yourself a great deal of pain, tell me now.
 
2013-01-29 02:07:20 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-29 02:17:29 AM  

Modguy: It's not as dangerous as meth, but it's the exact same drug,"

Bullshiat, you stupid mother farker. I've done Molly before, and I my ex step father was addicted to Meth. To stoop to such an asinine level of ignorance and disinformation is farking insulting. It's the EXACT SAME in the same way Heroin and Imodium is the exact same, you stupid coont.


MDMA ^= METH

MDMA has METH as part of it formula, but that does not make them the same. similar. similar class of drugs.
whatever the fark you do, do MDMA not METH
 
2013-01-29 03:15:45 AM  
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-29 06:33:22 AM  
Not very often you get to work the Athanasian Creed into a bit about club drugs and dumb police... well done, Gawker.
 
2013-01-29 07:36:51 AM  
soldiersystems.net
Does not like being called Molly.
 
2013-01-29 08:02:51 AM  
We need to guard our children from molly. If only there was some sort of molly-guard.
thehelpfulhacker.net
 
2013-01-29 09:50:55 AM  

BronyMedic: brap: [i253.photobucket.com image 320x240]

Street names: Molly, Maggie, May, Marg, Marge, Peggy and/or Peg.

What I'm trying to tell you Mrs. Burnsides is that your daughter Margaret has been getting high on the nicknames, and if you don't intervene now she may end up spending the rest of her life being addicted to the terse and pithy.

[tvshrine.com image 400x300]

I don't know if she'll make it. She danced for about 12 hours. We'll start a D5W drip and take her to Rampart.


Just give her 50cc of ringer's lactate.

/Loved that show.
 
2013-01-29 03:16:11 PM  

fusillade762: The Larch: Feral_and_Preposterous: Though most people use the terms interchangeably, a good bit of ecstacy is adulterated with other crap. Molly is supposed to be pure MDMA.

Are you serious? It's hard to tell.

The key there is "supposed to be pure". As opposed to mixed with binding agents you find in pressed pills.



How am I the first to say this? Molly is a variation of the word Molecule. As in the MDMA molecule. As in pure MDMA.

It's simply been bastardized and absorbed by people who use it incorrectly.
 
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