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(WOAI San Antonio)   Man dies after falling into machine at seat belt plant. If only there was some sort of restraint that could have prevented that   ( divider line
    More: Ironic, seat belt plant, constraint satisfaction, Takata Seat Belts Manufacturing, seat belts, safety harnesses, San Antonio Fire Department  
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3995 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Jan 2013 at 3:26 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-28 03:33:13 PM  
3 votes:
I'll bet he expected to get thrown clear of the accident.
2013-01-28 03:30:46 PM  
3 votes:
2013-01-28 04:26:56 PM  
2 votes:

/so hot it's blurry
2013-01-28 03:43:49 PM  
2 votes:
If the worker had been armed, this never would've happened.
2013-01-28 03:40:18 PM  
2 votes:
I guess he...(puts on sunglasses) buckled under pressure.

2013-01-28 05:45:15 PM  
1 vote:

uncleacid: Did someone yell, stop the presses?

He didn't work at a newspaper.
2013-01-28 04:29:08 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-28 04:00:43 PM  
1 vote:
I'm getting a big kick out of this, seeing as my great, great grandfather died in the seatbelt mines.
2013-01-28 03:51:19 PM  
1 vote:
Please show some restraint, a man is dead.
2013-01-28 03:49:48 PM  
1 vote:

Wadded Beef: Supes: ChipNASA: In before:
THIS IS NOT IRONIC. It would have been IRONIC if he were driving a CAR!!!
/or something like that.

But it's closer to ironic than most things with this tag. That warrants a green, apparently.

Yep. Bravo, submitter.

Or even better...ironical.
2013-01-28 03:43:10 PM  
1 vote:

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Maybe the floor...buckled...beneath him.

I hate this place.
2013-01-28 03:39:49 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe the floor...buckled...beneath him.
2013-01-28 03:37:55 PM  
1 vote:
He didn't emerge as Buckleman?
2013-01-28 03:35:36 PM  
1 vote:
The wonderfully ironic thing is using the term ironic incorrectly is in itself ironic.

Hence why I think the Alannis Morisette song IS ironic. She didn't get the use of irony right once, despite trying to use it correctly. Maybe that's a little too deep...
2013-01-28 03:28:52 PM  
1 vote:
In before:
THIS IS NOT IRONIC. It would have been IRONIC if he were driving a CAR!!!
or something like that.
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