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(WOAI San Antonio)   Man dies after falling into machine at seat belt plant. If only there was some sort of restraint that could have prevented that   (woai.com) divider line 15
    More: Ironic, seat belt plant, constraint satisfaction, Takata Seat Belts Manufacturing, seat belts, safety harnesses, San Antonio Fire Department  
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3980 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Jan 2013 at 3:26 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-28 03:33:13 PM  
3 votes:
I'll bet he expected to get thrown clear of the accident.
2013-01-28 03:30:46 PM  
3 votes:
sphotos.xx.fbcdn.net
2013-01-28 04:26:56 PM  
2 votes:
twitpic.com

/so hot it's blurry
2013-01-28 03:43:49 PM  
2 votes:
If the worker had been armed, this never would've happened.
2013-01-28 03:40:18 PM  
2 votes:
I guess he...(puts on sunglasses) buckled under pressure.

/YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH
2013-01-28 05:45:15 PM  
1 votes:

uncleacid: Did someone yell, stop the presses?


He didn't work at a newspaper.
2013-01-28 04:29:08 PM  
1 votes:
i.qkme.me
2013-01-28 04:00:43 PM  
1 votes:
I'm getting a big kick out of this, seeing as my great, great grandfather died in the seatbelt mines.
2013-01-28 03:51:19 PM  
1 votes:
Please show some restraint, a man is dead.
2013-01-28 03:49:48 PM  
1 votes:

Wadded Beef: Supes: ChipNASA: In before:
THIS IS NOT IRONIC. It would have been IRONIC if he were driving a CAR!!!
/or something like that.

But it's closer to ironic than most things with this tag. That warrants a green, apparently.

Yep. Bravo, submitter.


Or even better...ironical.
2013-01-28 03:43:10 PM  
1 votes:

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Maybe the floor...buckled...beneath him.


I hate this place.
2013-01-28 03:39:49 PM  
1 votes:
Maybe the floor...buckled...beneath him.
2013-01-28 03:37:55 PM  
1 votes:
He didn't emerge as Buckleman?
2013-01-28 03:35:36 PM  
1 votes:
The wonderfully ironic thing is using the term ironic incorrectly is in itself ironic.

Hence why I think the Alannis Morisette song IS ironic. She didn't get the use of irony right once, despite trying to use it correctly. Maybe that's a little too deep...
2013-01-28 03:28:52 PM  
1 votes:
In before:
THIS IS NOT IRONIC. It would have been IRONIC if he were driving a CAR!!!
/
or something like that.
 
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