FARK.com: (7560819) Man dies after falling into machine at seat belt plant. If only there was some sort of restraint that could have prevented that

		Man dies after falling into machine at seat belt plant. If only there was some sort of restraint that could have prevented that (woai.com)		15
		More: Ironic, seat belt plant, constraint satisfaction, Takata Seat Belts Manufacturing, seat belts, safety harnesses, San Antonio Fire Department

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Big Man On Campus		2013-01-28 03:33:13 PM

3 votes:

I'll bet he expected to get thrown clear of the accident.

Ambitwistor		2013-01-28 03:30:46 PM

3 votes:

valkore		2013-01-28 04:26:56 PM

2 votes:

/so hot it's blurry

Heamer		2013-01-28 03:43:49 PM

2 votes:

If the worker had been armed, this never would've happened.

SkylineRecords		2013-01-28 03:40:18 PM

2 votes:

I guess he...(puts on sunglasses) buckled under pressure.

/YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Gyrfalcon		2013-01-28 05:45:15 PM

1 votes:

uncleacid: Did someone yell, stop the presses?

He didn't work at a newspaper.

blatz514		2013-01-28 04:29:08 PM

1 votes:

topcon		2013-01-28 04:00:43 PM

1 votes:

I'm getting a big kick out of this, seeing as my great, great grandfather died in the seatbelt mines.

Boonlert Boonpan		2013-01-28 03:51:19 PM

1 votes:

Please show some restraint, a man is dead.

Blues Lounger		2013-01-28 03:49:48 PM

1 votes:

Wadded Beef: Supes: ChipNASA: In before:
THIS IS NOT IRONIC. It would have been IRONIC if he were driving a CAR!!!
/or something like that.

But it's closer to ironic than most things with this tag. That warrants a green, apparently.

Yep. Bravo, submitter.

Or even better...ironical.

Odd Bird		2013-01-28 03:43:10 PM

1 votes:

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Maybe the floor...buckled...beneath him.

I hate this place.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache		2013-01-28 03:39:49 PM

1 votes:

Maybe the floor...buckled...beneath him.

Counter_Intelligent		2013-01-28 03:37:55 PM

1 votes:

He didn't emerge as Buckleman?

reveal101		2013-01-28 03:35:36 PM

1 votes:

The wonderfully ironic thing is using the term ironic incorrectly is in itself ironic.

Hence why I think the Alannis Morisette song IS ironic. She didn't get the use of irony right once, despite trying to use it correctly. Maybe that's a little too deep...

ChipNASA		2013-01-28 03:28:52 PM

1 votes:

In before:
THIS IS NOT IRONIC. It would have been IRONIC if he were driving a CAR!!!
/or something like that.

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