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		Man dies after falling into machine at seat belt plant. If only there was some sort of restraint that could have prevented that (woai.com)		45
		More: Ironic, seat belt plant, constraint satisfaction, Takata Seat Belts Manufacturing, seat belts, safety harnesses, San Antonio Fire Department

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ChipNASA		2013-01-28 03:28:52 PM

In before:
THIS IS NOT IRONIC. It would have been IRONIC if he were driving a CAR!!!
/or something like that.

Oldiron_79		2013-01-28 03:30:09 PM

Its like RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN

Ambitwistor		2013-01-28 03:30:46 PM

Arkanaut		2013-01-28 03:31:45 PM

Guardrails?

Fark Rye For Many Whores		2013-01-28 03:31:56 PM

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shiat. real irony, what joke do i use now?

Supes		2013-01-28 03:32:32 PM

ChipNASA: In before:
THIS IS NOT IRONIC. It would have been IRONIC if he were driving a CAR!!!
/or something like that.

But it's closer to ironic than most things with this tag. That warrants a green, apparently.

Big Man On Campus		2013-01-28 03:33:13 PM

I'll bet he expected to get thrown clear of the accident.

Wadded Beef		2013-01-28 03:33:58 PM

Supes: ChipNASA: In before:
THIS IS NOT IRONIC. It would have been IRONIC if he were driving a CAR!!!
/or something like that.

But it's closer to ironic than most things with this tag. That warrants a green, apparently.

Yep. Bravo, submitter.

neversubmit		2013-01-28 03:34:58 PM

Someone died? How intriguing!

reveal101		2013-01-28 03:35:36 PM

The wonderfully ironic thing is using the term ironic incorrectly is in itself ironic.

Hence why I think the Alannis Morisette song IS ironic. She didn't get the use of irony right once, despite trying to use it correctly. Maybe that's a little too deep...

Wrath of Heaven		2013-01-28 03:36:27 PM

Yup, look at these fractured ribs and friction burns across the shoulder... definitely Takata brand, no doubt.

Counter_Intelligent		2013-01-28 03:37:55 PM

He didn't emerge as Buckleman?

TeddyRooseveltsMustache		2013-01-28 03:39:49 PM

Maybe the floor...buckled...beneath him.

SkylineRecords		2013-01-28 03:40:18 PM

I guess he...(puts on sunglasses) buckled under pressure.

/YYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Odd Bird		2013-01-28 03:43:10 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Maybe the floor...buckled...beneath him.

I hate this place.

Heamer		2013-01-28 03:43:49 PM

If the worker had been armed, this never would've happened.

doczoidberg		2013-01-28 03:44:02 PM

angry_scientist		2013-01-28 03:45:09 PM

If he were born before 1966, he'd have been just fine

Random Anonymous Blackmail		2013-01-28 03:49:41 PM

Remember kids, seat belts save lives... machines however will mess you up.

Blues Lounger		2013-01-28 03:49:48 PM

Wadded Beef: Supes: ChipNASA: In before:
THIS IS NOT IRONIC. It would have been IRONIC if he were driving a CAR!!!
/or something like that.

But it's closer to ironic than most things with this tag. That warrants a green, apparently.

Yep. Bravo, submitter.

Or even better...ironical.

Liz Lemon		2013-01-28 03:50:05 PM

/approves

Boonlert Boonpan		2013-01-28 03:51:19 PM

Please show some restraint, a man is dead.

MBooda		2013-01-28 03:52:00 PM

Arkanaut: Guardrails?

RAILING KILL!
www.painstick.com

/slab bulkthrust

392Zaphod		2013-01-28 03:53:38 PM

At least he didn't get whiplash

blottoman		2013-01-28 03:54:52 PM

Who ordered the red seat belts?
They're in.

Englebert Slaptyback		2013-01-28 03:56:27 PM

MBooda

/slab bulkthrust

We put our faith in BLAST HARDCHEESE!

topcon		2013-01-28 04:00:43 PM

I'm getting a big kick out of this, seeing as my great, great grandfather died in the seatbelt mines.

DeathCipris		2013-01-28 04:01:38 PM

MBooda: Arkanaut: Guardrails?

RAILING KILL!
[www.painstick.com image 480x360]
/slab bulkthrust

Came here for guardrail comment expecting Family Guy, but much to my surprise see MST3K. It is a happy day.
/Rip steakface

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve		2013-01-28 04:10:22 PM

Blues Lounger: Wadded Beef: Supes: ChipNASA: In before:
THIS IS NOT IRONIC. It would have been IRONIC if he were driving a CAR!!!
/or something like that.

But it's closer to ironic than most things with this tag. That warrants a green, apparently.

Yep. Bravo, submitter.

Or even better...ironical.

That's just evil. I used to work with a woman who said "ironical", "scientifical" and, most irksome of them all "truthishly".
May we begin sterilizing these people please?

DreamyAltarBoy		2013-01-28 04:10:52 PM

Perhaps if there were airbags.

valkore		2013-01-28 04:26:56 PM

/so hot it's blurry

blatz514		2013-01-28 04:29:08 PM

MBooda		2013-01-28 04:29:08 PM

valkore: [twitpic.com image 600x750]

/so hot it's blurry

Needs a "___ DAYS SINCE LAST ACCIDENT" sign.

durbnpoisn		2013-01-28 04:51:45 PM

reveal101: The wonderfully ironic thing is using the term ironic incorrectly is in itself ironic.

Hence why I think the Alannis Morisette song IS ironic. She didn't get the use of irony right once, despite trying to use it correctly. Maybe that's a little too deep...

She's already fessed up to that. The irony of the song is that nothing in it is ironic.

Anyway... I spent a long time getting annoyed everytime someone confused hypocrisy, cooincedence, or many other things that are not exactly irony. I've kinda just gotten used to the fact that since most people believe they are all the same thing, the meaning of the word has effectively changed.

Gyrfalcon		2013-01-28 04:57:29 PM

DeathCipris: MBooda: Arkanaut: Guardrails?

RAILING KILL!
[www.painstick.com image 480x360]
/slab bulkthrust

Came here for guardrail comment expecting Family Guy, but much to my surprise see MST3K. It is a happy day.
/Rip steakface

Big McLargehuge.

JustMatt		2013-01-28 05:13:57 PM

uncleacid		2013-01-28 05:43:54 PM

Did someone yell, stop the presses?

Gyrfalcon		2013-01-28 05:45:15 PM

uncleacid: Did someone yell, stop the presses?

He didn't work at a newspaper.

AbbeySomeone		2013-01-28 06:09:07 PM

GlobalStrategic MapleSyrup Reserve: Blues Lounger: Wadded Beef: Supes: ChipNASA: In before:
THIS IS NOT IRONIC. It would have been IRONIC if he were driving a CAR!!!
/or something like that.

But it's closer to ironic than most things with this tag. That warrants a green, apparently.

Yep. Bravo, submitter.

Or even better...ironical.

That's just evil. I used to work with a woman who said "ironical", "scientifical" and, most irksome of them all "truthishly".
May we begin sterilizing these people please?

Conversate with her about it.

Yes, this qualifies as ironic and it's funny.

Jon iz teh kewl		2013-01-28 08:08:54 PM

ChipNASA: In before:
THIS IS NOT IRONIC. It would have been IRONIC if he were driving a CAR!!!
/or something like that.

irony doesn't actually exist. unless your actually watching Futurama and the opera scene cums on where Bender defines irony

Huck And Molly Ziegler		2013-01-29 12:46:07 AM

Boonlert Boonpan: Please show some restraint, a man is dead.

It took me a split-second. Therefore, double-bravo to you, human being.

Abacus9		2013-01-29 03:57:16 AM

doczoidberg: reveal101: The wonderfully ironic thing is using the term ironic incorrectly is in itself ironic.

Hence why I think the Alannis Morisette song IS ironic. She didn't get the use of irony right once, despite trying to use it correctly. Maybe that's a little too deep...

If that were really the intent of the song, then Alannis (or whoever wrote it) is a goddamn genius.

I doubt it, but people ARE still talking about the song.
/It's like 10,000 air bags, when all you need is a seat belt.