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(Santa Rosa Press Democrat)   Guy Fieri's new wine is quizzical, yet decisive, with a piquant nose redolent of Rohypnol, in-mouth notes of Axe Body Spray, and an exuberant finish of Zubaz stained with tanning oil and sack sweat   (pressdemocrat.com) divider line 31
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2013-01-28 04:57:39 PM
9 votes:

vernonFL: I normally don't buy "celebrity" wines, but the AC/DC wine isn't bad.


I only buy AC/DC wine that was bottled during the Bon Scott era. The stuff released since 1980 is a bland, lifeless imitation that's more style over substance.
2013-01-28 05:14:50 PM
8 votes:
I had a glass of that brew and let me tell you its off the hook! That taste there will drive you straight to downtown wine town. Its just pops that much, for real. And for the final kicker, its totally organic. So for rock star vino at rock bottom pricing, pick up this bad mamma-jamma.
2013-01-28 04:33:33 PM
5 votes:
And it only comes in the 1997 vintage, because Guy is permanently stuck in that year.
2013-01-28 05:01:19 PM
4 votes:

Infobahn: How many of you Guy haters have actually eaten his food? That's what I thought.


He's not going to give you a ride in his Camaro, dude.
2013-01-28 05:05:49 PM
3 votes:
www.charliekilo.com
2013-01-28 04:12:47 PM
3 votes:

sno man: Cythraul: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'll be glad when that porcupine's 15 minutes is up

I'm sure Food Network will just find another way to re-package him for the masses.

Or they'll just get a new more vapid personality with even less actual food skills.  Guy makes me miss Bobby Flay and that makes me angry because I really disliked Bobby Flay.



I think if Chairman Kaga had encouraged chef Morimoto to karate Bobby Flay's nards with a tenderizing mallet it would have made for the most watched entertainment in Food Network history...
2013-01-28 03:03:11 PM
3 votes:
www.eymetwines.com

'Ah yes, Resplendent in it's after notes of douchebag, attention whore and feckless bordedom.'
2013-01-28 09:30:22 PM
2 votes:
It's like Poochie was never called back to his planet and started going to restaurants.
2013-01-28 07:25:31 PM
2 votes:
Quite the reverse is true of Château Fieri, which is an appellation contrôlée, specially grown for those keen on regurgitation; a fine wine which really opens up the sluices at both ends.
2013-01-28 06:01:22 PM
2 votes:

robostapler: Aside from looking like someone I should hate, has Guy Fieri actually done anything to deserve the hate that he's inspired in people? I'm honestly curious.



He arrived here via time machine from 1997, and refuses to tell us how time travel works.
2013-01-28 05:49:10 PM
2 votes:

js34603: Ed Finnerty: js34603: Oh good it's been almost a week since we had a Guy Fieri hate thread.

Thank god and/or Fark moderators for an outlet for all out impotent hate.

Bad news. Guy is going to sleep with you.

Good good, let the butthurt flow through you.

My conclusion is that Farkers hate Fieri because he gets paid to stuff his fat face with disgusting food. Farkers do that for free in their basements and this guy gets to travel around the country to do it. That makes us ball up our fists in futile anger and rage about his lack of culinary knowledge.

Because I doubt anyone is dumb enough to hate him because of his shtick with the bleached hair and sunglasses. That would just be farking dumb since every person in this thread would bleach their hair and start saying "flavor town" every other sentence if they were offered 1/10 the amount of money he makes.

So it must be that other thing that causes all the butthurt. Jealousy.


There's a lot of butthurt in the words above these. All of it is after your name, my angry friend.

I realize you're emotional right now so I'll put in a word and see if Guy will still consider sleeping with you.
2013-01-28 05:46:21 PM
2 votes:

js34603: Ed Finnerty: js34603: Oh good it's been almost a week since we had a Guy Fieri hate thread.

Thank god and/or Fark moderators for an outlet for all out impotent hate.

Bad news. Guy is going to sleep with you.

Good good, let the butthurt flow through you.

My conclusion is that Farkers hate Fieri because he gets paid to stuff his fat face with disgusting food. Farkers do that for free in their basements and this guy gets to travel around the country to do it. That makes us ball up our fists in futile anger and rage about his lack of culinary knowledge.

Because I doubt anyone is dumb enough to hate him because of his shtick with the bleached hair and sunglasses. That would just be farking dumb since every person in this thread would bleach their hair and start saying "flavor town" every other sentence if they were offered 1/10 the amount of money he makes.

So it must be that other thing that causes all the butthurt. Jealousy.


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2013-01-28 05:41:06 PM
2 votes:

Ed Finnerty: js34603: Oh good it's been almost a week since we had a Guy Fieri hate thread.

Thank god and/or Fark moderators for an outlet for all out impotent hate.

Bad news. Guy is going to sleep with you.


Good good, let the butthurt flow through you.

My conclusion is that Farkers hate Fieri because he gets paid to stuff his fat face with disgusting food. Farkers do that for free in their basements and this guy gets to travel around the country to do it. That makes us ball up our fists in futile anger and rage about his lack of culinary knowledge.

Because I doubt anyone is dumb enough to hate him because of his shtick with the bleached hair and sunglasses. That would just be farking dumb since every person in this thread would bleach their hair and start saying "flavor town" every other sentence if they were offered 1/10 the amount of money he makes.

So it must be that other thing that causes all the butthurt. Jealousy.
2013-01-28 05:33:07 PM
2 votes:

js34603: Oh good it's been almost a week since we had a Guy Fieri hate thread.

Thank god and/or Fark moderators for an outlet for all out impotent hate.


Bad news. Guy is going to sleep with you.
2013-01-28 05:02:25 PM
2 votes:
Slimy, yet satisfying

/hakuna matata
2013-01-28 03:15:56 PM
2 votes:
I'll be glad when that porcupine's 15 minutes is up
2013-01-28 09:41:26 PM
1 votes:
I farking hate Internet haters...
2013-01-28 07:42:42 PM
1 votes:
He's a really high functioning retard. Did you guys not know that? Must be proud of yourselves. Ever wonder why he looks like a six year old dressed by his mommy? Because his mother dresses him. He's an inspiration to me, overcome so much just to be denigrated by a bunch of neck beards who love olive garden
2013-01-28 06:45:50 PM
1 votes:

robostapler: Aside from looking like someone I should hate, has Guy Fieri actually done anything to deserve the hate that he's inspired in people? I'm honestly curious.


For me it's just his looks and shtick. Like douche bags with sagging pants or white guys who wear their hats at an angle and to the side a little.

And skinny pencil thin beards.
2013-01-28 06:08:33 PM
1 votes:

Rapmaster2000: wingnut396: I had a glass of that brew and let me tell you its off the hook! That taste there will drive you straight to downtown wine town. Its just pops that much, for real. And for the final kicker, its totally organic. So for rock star vino at rock bottom pricing, pick up this bad mamma-jamma.

BOLD FLAVORS!


It brings the party all the way to Flavortown - this wine is MONEY!
2013-01-28 05:56:25 PM
1 votes:
js34603

Oh good it's been almost a week since we had a Guy Fieri hate thread.

Thank god and/or Fark moderators for an outlet for all out impotent hate.

Well on the plus side it gives both douch nozzle groups some time off from the non stop "ban gunnnnzz" whining.
2013-01-28 05:49:51 PM
1 votes:
Is it just me, or does he always look drunk on his show?
2013-01-28 05:48:20 PM
1 votes:

blottoman: I say he should open a hunting range, instead of:

"Our son's names are Hunter and Ryder, so we'd call it the 'Hunt and Ryde,'" Fieri said.

How's Stalk & Walk?


Neal and Bob.
2013-01-28 05:30:56 PM
1 votes:
foodnetworkhumor.com
2013-01-28 05:23:46 PM
1 votes:
At least he's not making Welch's commercials like that other guy whose not a chef.
2013-01-28 05:14:41 PM
1 votes:
Oh good it's been almost a week since we had a Guy Fieri hate thread.

Thank god and/or Fark moderators for an outlet for all out impotent hate.
2013-01-28 05:03:26 PM
1 votes:
Does this replace his old whine about the terrible reviews his restaurant got?
2013-01-28 04:57:10 PM
1 votes:

vernonFL: I normally don't buy "celebrity" wines, but the AC/DC wine isn't bad.


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Yeah, but AC/DC jumped the shark years ago when they decided wearing women's platform heels, latex bondage gear, and painting their faces white and black wasn't gouche.
2013-01-28 04:57:07 PM
1 votes:

vernonFL: I normally don't buy "celebrity" wines, but the AC/DC wine isn't bad.


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well it is for upper upper class high society...
2013-01-28 04:32:18 PM
1 votes:
Food Network has too many gimmicky shows, with hosts that overact.  I was channel surfing a couple of days ago and saw this program, I think it's called Sugar Dome or something retarded like that, and the host came out and with really dramatic lighting/sound, these jars descended from the ceiling.....it was too much.  I started laughing so hard I nearly blacked out.
2013-01-28 04:05:06 PM
1 votes:

Cythraul: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'll be glad when that porcupine's 15 minutes is up

I'm sure Food Network will just find another way to re-package him for the masses.


Or they'll just get a new more vapid personality with even less actual food skills.  Guy makes me miss Bobby Flay and that makes me angry because I really disliked Bobby Flay.
 
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