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		Guy Fieri's new wine is quizzical, yet decisive, with a piquant nose redolent of Rohypnol, in-mouth notes of Axe Body Spray, and an exuberant finish of Zubaz stained with tanning oil and sack sweat (pressdemocrat.com)		142
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Lt. Cheese Weasel		2013-01-28 03:03:11 PM

'Ah yes, Resplendent in it's after notes of douchebag, attention whore and feckless bordedom.'

MaudlinMutantMollusk		2013-01-28 03:15:56 PM

I'll be glad when that porcupine's 15 minutes is up

Cythraul		2013-01-28 03:42:15 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'll be glad when that porcupine's 15 minutes is up

I'm sure Food Network will just find another way to re-package him for the masses.

Nabb1		2013-01-28 03:53:29 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RbOZccv9ym8

Triumph		2013-01-28 03:58:44 PM

Smores Pizza Sauvingnon Blanc.

sno man		2013-01-28 04:05:06 PM

Cythraul: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'll be glad when that porcupine's 15 minutes is up

I'm sure Food Network will just find another way to re-package him for the masses.

Or they'll just get a new more vapid personality with even less actual food skills. Guy makes me miss Bobby Flay and that makes me angry because I really disliked Bobby Flay.

Cythraul		2013-01-28 04:10:25 PM

sno man: Cythraul: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'll be glad when that porcupine's 15 minutes is up

I'm sure Food Network will just find another way to re-package him for the masses.

Or they'll just get a new more vapid personality with even less actual food skills. Guy makes me miss Bobby Flay and that makes me angry because I really disliked Bobby Flay.

I completely tuned out after Good Eats was cancelled. But it's been clear for a long time that Food Network has been transforming itself into the MTV of food.

UberDave		2013-01-28 04:12:47 PM

sno man: Cythraul: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'll be glad when that porcupine's 15 minutes is up

I'm sure Food Network will just find another way to re-package him for the masses.

Or they'll just get a new more vapid personality with even less actual food skills. Guy makes me miss Bobby Flay and that makes me angry because I really disliked Bobby Flay.

I think if Chairman Kaga had encouraged chef Morimoto to karate Bobby Flay's nards with a tenderizing mallet it would have made for the most watched entertainment in Food Network history...

sno man		2013-01-28 04:18:13 PM

On topic, it's only 5 acres, he can't do too much damage.

sno man		2013-01-28 04:29:02 PM

Cythraul: sno man: Cythraul: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'll be glad when that porcupine's 15 minutes is up

I'm sure Food Network will just find another way to re-package him for the masses.

Or they'll just get a new more vapid personality with even less actual food skills. Guy makes me miss Bobby Flay and that makes me angry because I really disliked Bobby Flay.

I completely tuned out after Good Eats was cancelled. But it's been clear for a long time that Food Network has been transforming itself into the MTV of food.

Here too... It rarely gets landed on on the troll through that tier of the cable. The same dumbing down thing is happening to all the channels and it's getting really hard to justify that whole cable block. Half the channels change their name once or twice a year, and all the shows are one of three themes.

sno man		2013-01-28 04:30:36 PM

UberDave: sno man: Cythraul: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'll be glad when that porcupine's 15 minutes is up

I'm sure Food Network will just find another way to re-package him for the masses.

Or they'll just get a new more vapid personality with even less actual food skills. Guy makes me miss Bobby Flay and that makes me angry because I really disliked Bobby Flay.

I think if Chairman Kaga had encouraged chef Morimoto to karate Bobby Flay's nards with a tenderizing mallet it would have made for the most watched entertainment in Food Network history...

I'd watch that on Pay-per-View.

Coco LaFemme		2013-01-28 04:32:18 PM

Food Network has too many gimmicky shows, with hosts that overact. I was channel surfing a couple of days ago and saw this program, I think it's called Sugar Dome or something retarded like that, and the host came out and with really dramatic lighting/sound, these jars descended from the ceiling.....it was too much. I started laughing so hard I nearly blacked out.

The_Sponge		2013-01-28 04:33:33 PM

And it only comes in the 1997 vintage, because Guy is permanently stuck in that year.

Ed Finnerty		2013-01-28 04:48:40 PM

I noticed his BBQ sauce while shopping this weekend. I noticed it and giggled as I walked on by.

vernonFL		2013-01-28 04:52:58 PM

I normally don't buy "celebrity" wines, but the AC/DC wine isn't bad.

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Infobahn		2013-01-28 04:57:03 PM

How many of you Guy haters have actually eaten his food? That's what I thought.

angry_scientist		2013-01-28 04:57:07 PM

vernonFL: I normally don't buy "celebrity" wines, but the AC/DC wine isn't bad.

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well it is for upper upper class high society...

BronyMedic		2013-01-28 04:57:10 PM

vernonFL: I normally don't buy "celebrity" wines, but the AC/DC wine isn't bad.

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Yeah, but AC/DC jumped the shark years ago when they decided wearing women's platform heels, latex bondage gear, and painting their faces white and black wasn't gouche.

sigdiamond2000		2013-01-28 04:57:39 PM

vernonFL: I normally don't buy "celebrity" wines, but the AC/DC wine isn't bad.

I only buy AC/DC wine that was bottled during the Bon Scott era. The stuff released since 1980 is a bland, lifeless imitation that's more style over substance.

Ernie the Fork		2013-01-28 04:57:39 PM

I think Fark needs to give this guy more free PR. Him and Paris, and Kim K, and Honey Douche Douche.

Well I use Mac/Linux...		2013-01-28 05:00:17 PM

He's bad, but he's still better than Bourdain.

blatz514		2013-01-28 05:00:52 PM

Best wine EVar!

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tricycleracer		2013-01-28 05:00:58 PM

Well I use Mac/Linux...: He's bad, but he's still better than Bourdain.

Bourdain was actually a working chef. Guy Fieri was never a chef anywhere.

Although Fieri has no training as a chef, he worked at restaurants during high school and then managed and owned restaurants.

sigdiamond2000		2013-01-28 05:01:19 PM

Infobahn: How many of you Guy haters have actually eaten his food? That's what I thought.

He's not going to give you a ride in his Camaro, dude.

Gilligann		2013-01-28 05:02:25 PM

Slimy, yet satisfying

/hakuna matata

LeroyBourne		2013-01-28 05:03:03 PM

It compliments this 'dump' sauce very well.

jj325		2013-01-28 05:03:26 PM

Does this replace his old whine about the terrible reviews his restaurant got?

The_Sponge		2013-01-28 05:03:42 PM

vernonFL: I normally don't buy "celebrity" wines, but the AC/DC wine isn't bad.

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SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!

/Heard about it before.
//Just haven't seen it in local stores.

wambu		2013-01-28 05:04:39 PM

So for wine, that's good, right?

The_Sponge		2013-01-28 05:05:34 PM

sigdiamond2000: vernonFL: I normally don't buy "celebrity" wines, but the AC/DC wine isn't bad.

I only buy AC/DC wine that was bottled during the Bon Scott era. The stuff released since 1980 is a bland, lifeless imitation that's more style over substance.

Ever had the stuff from the Dave Evans era? I wouldn't even give it to the winos in Pioneer Square.

berylman		2013-01-28 05:05:42 PM

I am not here to defend Guy but I actually think his show Diners and Drives does a decent job of showcasing smaller establishments that would likely be overlooked by critics. It seems to focus more on the food itself than the personality of the host which is fine by me.

Mirrorz		2013-01-28 05:05:49 PM

The_Sponge		2013-01-28 05:07:32 PM

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He shoots he scores!

Psycoholic_Slag		2013-01-28 05:08:14 PM

TheShavingofOccam123		2013-01-28 05:08:16 PM

sno man: Cythraul: MaudlinMutantMollusk: I'll be glad when that porcupine's 15 minutes is up

I'm sure Food Network will just find another way to re-package him for the masses.

Or they'll just get a new more vapid personality with even less actual food skills. Guy makes me miss Bobby Flay and that makes me angry because I really disliked Bobby Flay.

I like Jacques Pepin. He can debone a chicken in no time at all. Bourdain has him on video. Some other Farker pointed the video out.

tlchwi02		2013-01-28 05:09:12 PM

meh, looks like he just bought a small vineyard that was already functioning so he can play rich guy winemaker and write off parties on the property as business expenses on his tax return

WMCB		2013-01-28 05:13:09 PM

sno man: On topic, it's only 5 acres, he can't do too much damage.

Five acres is enough to produce a a pretty sizable vintage, and the flavor of Russian River grapes is subtle enough that even the douchiest of douches will find it effective at wooing undergrads and hipster chicks.

Ooh, you have the new Guy Fieri Pinot! It pairs so well with your hot ham and cheese! Do me now!

Infobahn		2013-01-28 05:14:07 PM

tlchwi02: meh, looks like he just bought a small vineyard that was already functioning so he can play rich guy winemaker and write off parties on the property as business expenses on his tax return

NTTAWWT

js34603		2013-01-28 05:14:41 PM

Oh good it's been almost a week since we had a Guy Fieri hate thread.

Thank god and/or Fark moderators for an outlet for all out impotent hate.

wingnut396		2013-01-28 05:14:50 PM

I had a glass of that brew and let me tell you its off the hook! That taste there will drive you straight to downtown wine town. Its just pops that much, for real. And for the final kicker, its totally organic. So for rock star vino at rock bottom pricing, pick up this bad mamma-jamma.

born_yesterday		2013-01-28 05:17:30 PM

wingnut396: I had a glass of that brew and let me tell you its off the hook! That taste there will drive you straight to downtown wine town. Its just pops that much, for real. And for the final kicker, its totally organic. So for rock star vino at rock bottom pricing, pick up this bad mamma-jamma.

Now his voice is in my head, you bastard!!!!

blottoman		2013-01-28 05:17:30 PM

I say he should open a hunting range, instead of:

"Our son's names are Hunter and Ryder, so we'd call it the 'Hunt and Ryde,'" Fieri said.

How's Stalk & Walk?

Rapmaster2000		2013-01-28 05:17:33 PM

Lem Motlow		2013-01-28 05:17:55 PM

tricycleracer: Well I use Mac/Linux...: He's bad, but he's still better than Bourdain.

Bourdain was actually a working chef. Guy Fieri was never a chef anywhere.

Although Fieri has no training as a chef, he worked at restaurants during high school and then managed and owned restaurants.

I don't recall Guy ever claiming to be a professional chef.

Psycoholic_Slag		2013-01-28 05:18:02 PM

js34603: Oh good it's been almost a week since we had a Guy Fieri hate thread.

Thank god and/or Fark moderators for an outlet for all out impotent hate.

Quit liking what I hate.

TheShavingofOccam123		2013-01-28 05:18:30 PM

js34603: Oh good it's been almost a week since we had a Guy Fieri hate thread.

Thank god and/or Fark moderators for an outlet for all out impotent hate.

I miss the Jay Leno hate threads. Guy Fieri never hid behind Anthony Bourdain's sous vide machine.

JuicePats		2013-01-28 05:18:31 PM

Christ, I originally read that as "Guy Fieri's new wife"

Infobahn		2013-01-28 05:18:55 PM

sigdiamond2000: Infobahn: How many of you Guy haters have actually eaten his food? That's what I thought.

He's not going to give you a ride in his Camaro, dude.

Sure, I know that. I have met him twice, first in the first few weeks of season one, and he was just happy to be recognized. Very nice, introduced me to the whole crew, at 5 am, at the Oakland Airport departures curb. Second was in his place in Roseville. Great Buffalo Meat Loaf, and took the time to talk to everyone. Could I do without the bleach hair and tattoos? Sure, but he was nice, chatty, pleasant and polite.