treesloth: So, what was the state of their relationship so that the following seemed reasonable:1) Accept request to perform oral sex2) Notice a strange smell3) !?!?!?! HAVE HER TESTED FOR POISONS !?!?!?!Or maybe that's just a standard thing for them to test for? Idunno... just seems like they'd give some sort of cream or whatever and see if that clears it up.
cryinoutloud: calm like a bomb: Please. If I've have learned anything from movies and advertising, it's that there is nothing more attractive than a man with a sweaty dong.That's the underarm. The dong is trickier, and needs to be treated like a loaded gun.
SkunkWerks: berylman: I wonder what kind of poison you can apply to your genitals that will not be absorbed yet still be absorbed into the bloodstream of a person performing oral sex on said poisoned genitals. Yeah none.Both are mucus membranes. Wondering about that myself.Then again, maybe she's that crazy.
fickenchucker: I'm calling FAKE. The same poison would have worked just put into a beer, right? So why the supposed cootchtacular shenanigans?
LeroyBourne: moothemagiccow: Has "hooha" always been euphemism for vagina? It sounds creepy and reminds me of PacinoYes, and the penis is known as the 'hey-now.'
calm like a bomb: Please. If I've have learned anything from movies and advertising, it's that there is nothing more attractive than a man with a sweaty dong.
cryinoutloud: brap: Are you insane in the mucus membrane? That shiate's gonna kill YOU, girl!Really. and what was the "poisonous substance?" This story is dildos/.
MaudlinMutantMollusk: EXTRA! EXTRA! TAINTED TWAT PLOT PREVENTED!♫ Tainted love... O-o-o-o... ♫
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