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(Mirror.co.uk)   Woman tries "death by hoo-ha" on her husband by putting poison in her privates in bid to kill him   (mirror.co.uk) divider line 20
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19195 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Jan 2013 at 2:33 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-28 02:43:03 PM
9 votes:
I wonder what kind of poison you can apply to your genitals that will not be absorbed yet still be absorbed into the bloodstream of a person performing oral sex on said poisoned genitals. Yeah none.
2013-01-28 02:54:37 PM
3 votes:
I know this will astonish some here, but the unwashed penis does not smell or taste so great either. You probably don't have anything particular to brag about in the smelly naughty bits department.

(Fresh from shower)
2013-01-28 01:47:53 PM
3 votes:
Are you insane in the mucus membrane?  That shiate's gonna kill YOU, girl!
2013-01-28 02:44:52 PM
2 votes:
"death by hoo-ha"

Aw c'mon, "Death By Snu-Snu" would have worked here, crushed pelvis or no.
2013-01-28 02:43:18 PM
2 votes:
lh6.ggpht.com
2013-01-28 05:09:50 PM
1 votes:
Seeing that the area is rife with mucous membranes, I suspect she would have received a higher dose than he would.
2013-01-28 04:59:15 PM
1 votes:

Super Chronic: This article reads like a forwarded e-mail.

No names, dates, places or quotes? Check.

Gaping logic hole? Check. (The part where the wife, having failed in her murder plot, agrees to go to the doctor after the husband tells her something ain't right with the cooter.)

All it's missing is "my brother in law works with this person's cousin and I swear it's all true!"


Now the real question is, will this be an episode of CSI?
2013-01-28 04:34:19 PM
1 votes:

cryinoutloud: brap: Are you insane in the mucus membrane?  That shiate's gonna kill YOU, girl!

Really. and what was the "poisonous substance?" This story is dildos/.


She spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder...
2013-01-28 03:35:18 PM
1 votes:

SkunkWerks: berylman: I wonder what kind of poison you can apply to your genitals that will not be absorbed yet still be absorbed into the bloodstream of a person performing oral sex on said poisoned genitals. Yeah none.

Both are mucus membranes. Wondering about that myself.

Then again, maybe she's that crazy.


Only way it could have worked w/o killing her (the way I figure it) is if she had in a female condom but wouldn't that arouse suspicion? Highly vascular areas are vascular.
2013-01-28 03:15:59 PM
1 votes:
Why would she try to kill a man who is still willing to go down on her?
2013-01-28 03:03:15 PM
1 votes:

thatboyoverthere: She did not think that through. It would kill her long before it killed the husband. I doubt she was smart enough to also put a sealer like Petroleum jelly on the inside first.


You sound like you've thought about doing this.
2013-01-28 03:00:57 PM
1 votes:
"If you can smell it before you can see it, YOU DON'T WANT IT."
2013-01-28 03:00:54 PM
1 votes:

LadySusan: I know this will astonish some here, but the unwashed penis does not smell or taste so great either. You probably don't have anything particular to brag about in the smelly naughty bits department.

(Fresh from shower)


Please. If I've have learned anything from movies and advertising, it's that there is nothing more attractive than a man with a sweaty dong.
2013-01-28 02:51:40 PM
1 votes:
surbrook.devermore.net
knows his pain
2013-01-28 02:46:57 PM
1 votes:
She did not think that through. It would kill her long before it killed the husband. I doubt she was smart enough to also put a sealer like Petroleum jelly on the inside first.
2013-01-28 02:46:04 PM
1 votes:
Sure, that makes sense. Place poison inside an orifice with thin walls and a semi-permeable mucous membrane allowing for quick access to your bloodstream.

Next time, just poison his cornflakes.
2013-01-28 02:43:31 PM
1 votes:
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised
2013-01-28 02:37:14 PM
1 votes:
t0.gstatic.com
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-01-28 02:15:13 PM
1 votes:
Reports in the South American country suggest he was ready and willing, and only escaped death because he noticed a strange smell.

Honey... you smell strange tonight. Like lemon and almonds instead of yeast and feces.
2013-01-28 01:52:28 PM
1 votes:
The Brazilian wife is accused of planting a toxic substance on her genitals before luring her husband to bed.
Reports in the South American country suggest he was ready and willing, and only escaped death because he noticed a strange smell.

Lulz.
 
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