"and only escaped death because he noticed a strange smell."

Yes, that's saved me many a time.
Well, I don't know if they were assassination plots, but I wasn't about to take that chance.

Hypnozombie

wait, you're gonna kill a guy who's willing to go down on you?

/dnrtfa

Dumb b*tch. She should've put a test tube of nitroglycerin up there and then a 3" ball-bearing and said, "Jackhammer me, baby! Fark me hard! Harder!" Then, when he pounded her in the hoo-ha, the head of his woo-wee would jar the stainless steel ball into the tube of nitro and the explosion would shoot the impromptu cannon ball out her impromptu cannon--ripping off his impromptu ram rod and destroying the rest of his "munitions depot"--most likely causing enough collateral damage to cause a catastrophic life-support systems failure.

/Cupid stunt...

brap: Are you insane in the mucus membrane?  That shiate's shiatake is gonna kill YOU, girl!

Used to say, If it smells like fish, eat all you wish. if it smells like cologne, leave it alone...Guess we will have to change that to:

if it smells like fish, eat all you wish

If it smells like WD 40 naw, can't think of anything that rhymes with that

If it smells like Strick9, naw, can't think of anything that rhymes with that either

if it smells like poison, naw, can't thnk of anything that ryhmes with that either....

Shoot, I guess I'm gonna die

Wouldn't putting poison in her vagoo kill her before her husband? Wouldn't she just absorb it with her mucus membranes? You can take drugs as vaginal suppositories, how did this not kill her?

LeroyBourne: StaleCoffee: LeroyBourne: [surbrook.devermore.net image 402x299]
knows his pain

I was actually looking to see if there was a Dentata reference from Snow Crash but, I got this. It works better here, too. Well done. Need to watch that again.

Such a good flick and aged so well. Very re-watchable.

What, you're all gonna just let this fly?

The Romans used to do this....they had women called "Venficas". They could poison a man to death by farking

Only instead of putting poison on their fun parts....they would have the women ingest small amounts of poison...enough to build a tolerance for it, but not kill them. Eventually there was enough poison in their systems that, when they did the full she-bang with a dude, he would die of poisoning within hours.

A number of prominent Roman men died right after having sex, mainly from doing poisoned women

DancingElkCondor: The Romans used to do this....they had women called "Venficas". They could poison a man to death by farking

Only instead of putting poison on their fun parts....they would have the women ingest small amounts of poison...enough to build a tolerance for it, but not kill them. Eventually there was enough poison in their systems that, when they did the full she-bang with a dude, he would die of poisoning within hours.

A number of prominent Roman men died right after having sex, mainly from doing poisoned women

Citation please. I was under the impression that this was fiction. Wikipedia says what you alledge came from a novel; has no further information. Google search shows few results, none I found support your claim.

Also: was it perhaps iocaine powder?

Dinah Moe Hummm.

She is a wife in Brazil. The husband owns her.

I had a Brazilian girl friend for a while, good luck with telling that wildcat you own her.

LadySusan: I know this will astonish some here, but the unwashed penis does not smell or taste so great either. You probably don't have anything particular to brag about in the smelly naughty bits department.

(Fresh from shower)

You're probably right, but the article wasn't about some guy who put poison on his johnson then asked his wife for a lewinsky.

fickenchucker: Nah--I reject that theory.

You can if you like, but ask any detective: when you have a corpse with 80+ stab wounds in it, odds are, the perp is someone who knew this person.

You need to have familiarity for that kind of hate, basically.

fickenchucker: The Bobbitt case was about her freaking out after an apparent history of spousal rape.

Familiarity like that.

SkunkWerks: fickenchucker: Nah--I reject that theory.

You can if you like, but ask any detective: when you have a corpse with 80+ stab wounds in it, odds are, the perp is someone who knew this person.

You need to have familiarity for that kind of hate, basically.

fickenchucker: The Bobbitt case was about her freaking out after an apparent history of spousal rape.

Familiarity like that.

You're fixating on the wrong point. Of course they were familiar. I'm saying I doubt the poison story.

fickenchucker: You're fixating on the wrong point

Not really.

fickenchucker: I'm saying I doubt the poison story.

You said you doubted the elaborateness and "novelty" of it- that a person would go to a large dgree of "needless" trouble to kill another person.

And I'm telling you: It happens a lot- usually when you have a situation where one person hates the other just that intensely.

In this particular case? I'm not certain, of course. But I wouldn't call "fake" simply because she went to a lot of trouble she didn't need to.