MaudlinMutantMollusk: EXTRA! EXTRA! TAINTED TWAT PLOT PREVENTED!♫ Tainted love... O-o-o-o... ♫
Lucky LaRue: The Brazilian wife is accused of planting a toxic substance on her genitals before luring her husband to bed.Reports in the South American country suggest he was ready and willing, and only escaped death because he noticed a strange smell.Lulz.
brap: Are you insane in the mucus membrane? That shiate's gonna kill YOU, girl!
miss diminutive: Sure, that makes sense. Place poison inside an orifice with thin walls and a semi-permeable mucous membrane allowing for quick access to your bloodstream. Next time, just poison his cornflakes.
TheDeathMerchant: "death by hoo-ha"Aw c'mon, "Death By Snu-Snu" would have worked here, crushed pelvis or no.
cryinoutloud: brap: Are you insane in the mucus membrane? That shiate's gonna kill YOU, girl!Really. and what was the "poisonous substance?" This story is dildos/.
berylman: I wonder what kind of poison you can apply to your genitals that will not be absorbed yet still be absorbed into the bloodstream of a person performing oral sex on said poisoned genitals. Yeah none.
SkunkWerks: berylman: I wonder what kind of poison you can apply to your genitals that will not be absorbed yet still be absorbed into the bloodstream of a person performing oral sex on said poisoned genitals. Yeah none.Both are mucus membranes. Wondering about that myself.Then again, maybe she's that crazy.
LadySusan: I know this will astonish some here, but the unwashed penis does not smell or taste so great either. You probably don't have anything particular to brag about in the smelly naughty bits department.(Fresh from shower)
moothemagiccow: Has "hooha" always been euphemism for vagina? It sounds creepy and reminds me of Pacino
thatboyoverthere: She did not think that through. It would kill her long before it killed the husband. I doubt she was smart enough to also put a sealer like Petroleum jelly on the inside first.
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