Surprised no Florida tag.

Hoo ha?

This thread ruined my lunch

Just don't wash it for a few days and see if the stink does him in.

So, notsocunninglingus?

What a cunning stunt.

Look, she read somewhere that certain herbal lotions can enhance pleasure. It was just an unfortunate oversight missing the "for external use only" warning. Totally innocent

I wonder what kind of poison you can apply to your genitals that will not be absorbed yet still be absorbed into the bloodstream of a person performing oral sex on said poisoned genitals. Yeah none.

The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised

i don't know if poisons are all that great of an idea in the S&M world. if they are, I just want to say that any utterance i make ever in my life (including silence) is my safe word for no poison.

Lucky LaRue: The Brazilian wife is accused of planting a toxic substance on her genitals before luring her husband to bed.
Reports in the South American country suggest he was ready and willing, and only escaped death because he noticed a strange smell.

Lulz.

Unlike the one planted there that lures you to marriage.

brap: Are you insane in the mucus membrane?  That shiate's gonna kill YOU, girl!

Really. and what was the "poisonous substance?" This story is dildos/.

"death by hoo-ha"

Aw c'mon, "Death By Snu-Snu" would have worked here, crushed pelvis or no.

Sure, that makes sense. Place poison inside an orifice with thin walls and a semi-permeable mucous membrane allowing for quick access to your bloodstream.

Next time, just poison his cornflakes.

She did not think that through. It would kill her long before it killed the husband. I doubt she was smart enough to also put a sealer like Petroleum jelly on the inside first.

miss diminutive: Sure, that makes sense. Place poison inside an orifice with thin walls and a semi-permeable mucous membrane allowing for quick access to your bloodstream. Next time, just poison his cornflakes.

you and your logic.

Just tie me up and smother me with it. A woman could easily get off... and not be charged either.

TheDeathMerchant: "death by hoo-ha"

Aw c'mon, "Death By Snu-Snu" would have worked here, crushed pelvis or no.

That headline was used the other day though.

Sweetheart. I don't want to put a damper on our evening plans, but your cooter smells like strychnine. What's up with that?

berylman: I wonder what kind of poison you can apply to your genitals that will not be absorbed yet still be absorbed into the bloodstream of a person performing oral sex on said poisoned genitals. Yeah none.

Both are mucus membranes. Wondering about that myself.

Then again, maybe she's that crazy.

He sensed there was something fishy going on.

"Saved by the Smell" with Elizabeth Berkley in the starring role

I know this will astonish some here, but the unwashed penis does not smell or taste so great either. You probably don't have anything particular to brag about in the smelly naughty bits department.

(Fresh from shower)

The alleged attempt on his life was exposed when tests on his wife discovered traces of a poisonous substance down below.

I scrolled down the article for elaboration on the poisonous substance, saw what they did there.

SkunkWerks: berylman: I wonder what kind of poison you can apply to your genitals that will not be absorbed yet still be absorbed into the bloodstream of a person performing oral sex on said poisoned genitals. Yeah none.

Both are mucus membranes. Wondering about that myself.

Then again, maybe she's that crazy.

"Somehow, I don't think you thought your cunning plan all the way through."

that gives a whole new spin on the wash the cootchie song.

I'm calling FAKE. The same poison would have worked just put into a beer, right? So why the supposed cootchtacular shenanigans?

This article reads like a forwarded e-mail.

No names, dates, places or quotes? Check.

Gaping logic hole? Check. (The part where the wife, having failed in her murder plot, agrees to go to the doctor after the husband tells her something ain't right with the cooter.)

All it's missing is "my brother in law works with this person's cousin and I swear it's all true!"

Subby, I'm disappointed that you didn't work in a "tainted taint" joke there.

Has "hooha" always been euphemism for vagina? It sounds creepy and reminds me of Pacino

LadySusan: I know this will astonish some here, but the unwashed penis does not smell or taste so great either. You probably don't have anything particular to brag about in the smelly naughty bits department.

(Fresh from shower)

Please. If I've have learned anything from movies and advertising, it's that there is nothing more attractive than a man with a sweaty dong.

moothemagiccow: Has "hooha" always been euphemism for vagina? It sounds creepy and reminds me of Pacino

It's been eclipsed by more modern euphemisms like "ham wallet" and "whisker biscuit."