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(Today)   "I love Brad Pitt. I think he's amazing. I love the way he looks, I'm not going to lie. I think he's awesome," squealed... A] Taylor Swift, B] Jennifer Lawrence, 3] Sofia Vergara, 4] Ben Affleck   (todayentertainment.today.com) divider line 73
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2013-01-28 10:31:56 AM  
So A,B,3, or 4?

Need a 5/E) All the above.

I'm straight as an arrow, but even I have to admit that is one beautiful man.

/hate him for it
//Brad if you read this, call me
 
2013-01-28 10:35:49 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: So A,B,3, or 4?

Need a 5/E) All the above.

I'm straight as an arrow, but even I have to admit that is one beautiful man.

/hate him for it
//Brad if you read this, call me


Ever look at someone and think that they're so attractive that their appearance becomes bland? That's what I feel when I look at Brad Pitt.
 
2013-01-28 11:11:58 AM  
That farker turns 50 this year. FIFTY!
 
2013-01-28 11:21:06 AM  

Cythraul: Ever look at someone and think that they're so attractive that their appearance becomes bland? That's what I feel when I look at Brad Pitt.


haha he short circuited you?!

I think his wife is that why for me. She tries way too hard and it comes off as to fake to be real.
 
2013-01-28 11:23:44 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Cythraul: Ever look at someone and think that they're so attractive that their appearance becomes bland? That's what I feel when I look at Brad Pitt.

haha he short circuited you?!

I think his wife is that why for me. She tries way too hard and it comes off as to fake to be real.


Short circuited me? Not really. It's just a lot of what the masses find attractive gets to a point where the face is so incredibly symmetrical and smoothed over that it looks.. bland.
 
2013-01-28 11:47:08 AM  

Cythraul: The Stealth Hippopotamus: So A,B,3, or 4?

Need a 5/E) All the above.

I'm straight as an arrow, but even I have to admit that is one beautiful man.

/hate him for it
//Brad if you read this, call me

Ever look at someone and think that they're so attractive that their appearance becomes bland? That's what I feel when I look at Brad Pitt.


I felt that way until I saw him all roughed up in Snatch and Fight Club and now I'll be in my bunk, thank you.
 
2013-01-28 02:18:41 PM  
I'll admit it- I'm envious of his appearances. So sue me. Doesn't mean I want to get all lubed up and sex him up or anything. He is the cultural ideal, in appearance.
 
2013-01-28 02:23:46 PM  
I used to be murderously envious of Brad Pitt but then Angelina Jolie got all skeletal and they adopted all those kids and now Brad's in that cologne commercial where he's a total douchebag. I'm still envious but not murderously so.

There was a story about Affleck putting his ballsack on some dude's shoulder on a set. I doubt he's gay but he's not totally right either.
 
2013-01-28 02:50:03 PM  
Do you think Kimmel knows about this?
 
2013-01-28 02:50:41 PM  
I've got a Pitt man crush too. I was mesmerized by him in Troy.
/.......I think it moved.
 
2013-01-28 02:54:03 PM  

Mugato: I used to be murderously envious of Brad Pitt but then Angelina Jolie got all skeletal and they adopted all those kids and now Brad's in that cologne commercial where he's a total douchebag. I'm still envious but not murderously so.

There was a story about Affleck putting his ballsack on some dude's shoulder on a set. I doubt he's gay but he's not totally right either.


If a cologne company wanted to pay me seven million dollars to look like a douche over and over on national TV, I wouldn't turn it down. Seriously, what was that, a days worth of work?
 
2013-01-28 02:54:24 PM  
He was damn good in Moneyball
 
2013-01-28 02:54:57 PM  

MagSeven: I've got a Pitt man crush too. I was mesmerized by him in Troy.
/.......I think it moved.


It's official, then. You're an honorary bisexual.
 
2013-01-28 02:59:15 PM  
its always C
 
2013-01-28 02:59:44 PM  
Speaking of good looking dudes....

Is anyone else getting sick of Johnny Depp?

I saw the trailer for Tonto (or whatever) this weekend, and just sort of groaned. Felt like everyone else in the theater felt the same way.

At least Brad Pitt hasn't gotten annoying like that.
 
2013-01-28 03:00:54 PM  

Cythraul: The Stealth Hippopotamus: So A,B,3, or 4?

Need a 5/E) All the above.

I'm straight as an arrow, but even I have to admit that is one beautiful man.

/hate him for it
//Brad if you read this, call me

Ever look at someone and think that they're so attractive that their appearance becomes bland? That's what I feel when I look at Brad Pitt.


^ secretly wants to fark brad pitt, but is too fat
 
2013-01-28 03:02:06 PM  

doczoidberg: Speaking of good looking dudes....

Is anyone else getting sick of Johnny Depp?

I saw the trailer for Tonto (or whatever) this weekend, and just sort of groaned. Felt like everyone else in the theater felt the same way.

At least Brad Pitt hasn't gotten annoying like that.


Nope, I'm over him as well.
 
2013-01-28 03:08:03 PM  
He's never returned my phone calls, even after I mailed him the severed head of his favorite cat.

/clearly, I've moved on
 
2013-01-28 03:08:39 PM  
What's also always struck me about Pitt is that he's a damn good comedic actor, but his looks almost get in the way of that. Burn After Reading, Inglourious Basterds, and True Romance are just a few examples, but I think he'd be doing even more straight-up comedic work if he wasn't so damn handsome.
 
2013-01-28 03:09:56 PM  
Ben Affleck was way too comfortable during that sketch with Jimmy Kimmel. You know the one I mean.

/He could be gay.
 
2013-01-28 03:12:41 PM  
I thought the answer was always C.
 
2013-01-28 03:14:26 PM  
Without RTFAing or looking through the thread so far, I'm gonna go with option E, All Of The Above.

(posts, then goes to read)
 
2013-01-28 03:15:52 PM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Ben Affleck was way too comfortable during that sketch with Jimmy Kimmel. You know the one I mean.

/He could be gay.


Unless he's orbiting YOUR anus, it shouldn't impact you
 
2013-01-28 03:17:14 PM  
Howard Stern is gay for Brad Pitt.
 
2013-01-28 03:19:35 PM  

calm like a bomb: doczoidberg: Speaking of good looking dudes....
Is anyone else getting sick of Johnny Depp?
I saw the trailer for Tonto (or whatever) this weekend, and just sort of groaned. Felt like everyone else in the theater felt the same way.
At least Brad Pitt hasn't gotten annoying like that.
Nope, I'm over him as well.


You just don't like him now because he's single. You guys are so fickle.
 
2013-01-28 03:25:11 PM  

Martstar: What's also always struck me about Pitt is that he's a damn good comedic actor, but his looks almost get in the way of that. Burn After Reading, Inglourious Basterds, and True Romance are just a few examples, but I think he'd be doing even more straight-up comedic work if he wasn't so damn handsome.


He was so natural in burn after reading I imagine that's exactly what he'd be doing if he wasn't an actor.
 
2013-01-28 03:25:46 PM  

Crewmannumber6: He's never returned my phone calls, even after I mailed him the severed head of his favorite cat.

/clearly, I've moved on


WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!?!
 
2013-01-28 03:27:05 PM  

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Ben Affleck was way too comfortable during that sketch with Jimmy Kimmel. You know the one I mean.

/He could be gay.


oh Ben, how could you?

cache.blippitt.com
 
2013-01-28 03:28:39 PM  

calm like a bomb: doczoidberg: Speaking of good looking dudes....

Is anyone else getting sick of Johnny Depp?

I saw the trailer for Tonto (or whatever) this weekend, and just sort of groaned. Felt like everyone else in the theater felt the same way.

At least Brad Pitt hasn't gotten annoying like that.

Nope, I'm over him as well.


I'm over him too. To think he wouldn't return my calls. And don't tell me that restraining order he put on me wasn't some sort of mixed signals, passive aggressive, coy sign of interest in a relationship.
 
2013-01-28 03:35:54 PM  
That explains the permanent sour look on his wife's face.
She's a movie star, he's a creative.
 
2013-01-28 03:36:48 PM  
I've found Brad Pitt to be a good actor, particularly when he's doing weird comedic characters but I never saw him as hot.
 
2013-01-28 03:38:52 PM  

FunkOut: I've found Brad Pitt to be a good actor, particularly when he's doing weird comedic characters but I never saw him as hot.


Out of curiosity, what's your idea of 'hot?' I don't find him 'hot,' either, at least not in a sexual attraction kinda way. The kinda men I find hot, people usually look at me weird after they find out.
 
2013-01-28 03:49:46 PM  

Cythraul: FunkOut: I've found Brad Pitt to be a good actor, particularly when he's doing weird comedic characters but I never saw him as hot.

Out of curiosity, what's your idea of 'hot?' I don't find him 'hot,' either, at least not in a sexual attraction kinda way. The kinda men I find hot, people usually look at me weird after they find out.


For a guy who's over Brad Pitt you sure love discussing Brad Pitt
 
2013-01-28 03:51:11 PM  

FunkOut: I've found Brad Pitt to be a good actor, particularly when he's doing weird comedic characters but I never saw him as hot.


I feel that way about Brad & Johnny Depp. I think their acting chops are pretty outrageous so I appreciate their talent. Leonardo DiCaprio, some say he is quite the pretty boy but I think he is simply a great actor. As for being a handsome man, I would love to be Robert Redford or George Clooney. Those two guys must have got laid more than all the sheets in Americas hotel rooms.
 
2013-01-28 03:52:59 PM  

FunkOut: I've found Brad Pitt to be a good actor, particularly when he's doing weird comedic characters but I never saw him as hot.


I normally think he's hot, but then there are moments that he's too beautiful to be hot, if that makes any sense. His appearance in Meet Joe Black would be an example.
 
2013-01-28 03:55:56 PM  
I don't see any problem with a straight guy remarking that another guy is visually appealing. I don;t see anything wrong with Ben Affleck doing it either, after all, Pitt is a good looking man.
 
2013-01-28 03:56:04 PM  

FunkOut: I've found Brad Pitt to be a good actor, particularly when he's doing weird comedic characters but I never saw him as hot.


I agree. I don't get the hot thing. I think he is getting better as an actor -- he was awful in 12 Monkeys but I thought he was great in Burn After Reading and Moneyball.

/this is irrelevant, but I remember years ago when he was dating Gwyneth Paltrow, she gave a magazine interview during which she talked about what a really great boyfriend he was because it only took him a few weeks to learn that he had to scoop the poop when he took her dog for a walk in Manhattan.
 
2013-01-28 03:56:48 PM  
Hey, I love the way he talks and looks also. And I love his money.
 
2013-01-28 04:07:13 PM  
Brad Pitt never did it for me.

But he is a very good actor.
 
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2013-01-28 04:08:15 PM  

jaybeezey: I don't see any problem with a straight guy remarking that another guy is visually appealing. I don;t see anything wrong with Ben Affleck doing it either, after all, Pitt is a good looking man.


Lots of this.
 
2013-01-28 04:29:56 PM  
Brad Pitt is so hot that even Ben Affleck wishes he was Brad Pitt.
 
2013-01-28 04:43:03 PM  

Nadie_AZ: I'll admit it- I'm envious of his appearances. So sue me. Doesn't mean I want to get all lubed up and sex him up or anything. He is the cultural ideal, in appearance.


He has terrible skin. My sister saw him without makeup and he's extremely pockmarked, and still has zits.
 
2013-01-28 04:50:08 PM  

Nadie_AZ: I'll admit it- I'm envious of his appearances. So sue me. Doesn't mean I want to get all lubed up and sex him up or anything.


"I'm getting real fond of you, kid. Not that I want to start picking out curtains or anything."
 
2013-01-28 04:52:47 PM  
Smells like a damned locker room in this thread.
 
2013-01-28 04:58:59 PM  

Fliegan: /this is irrelevant, but I remember years ago when he was dating Gwyneth Paltrow, she gave a magazine interview during which she talked about what a really great boyfriend he was because it only took him a few weeks to learn that he had to scoop the poop when he took her dog for a walk in Manhattan.


I read that as "he had to scoop the poop when he took her for a walk in Manhattan" and I was confused, as I always assumed she heeled it down the drain.
 
2013-01-28 05:01:20 PM  
I need to see Argo. I hear it's pretty good.
 
2013-01-28 05:01:34 PM  

Dr.Zom: Fliegan: /this is irrelevant, but I remember years ago when he was dating Gwyneth Paltrow, she gave a magazine interview during which she talked about what a really great boyfriend he was because it only took him a few weeks to learn that he had to scoop the poop when he took her dog for a walk in Manhattan.

I read that as "he had to scoop the poop when he took her for a walk in Manhattan" and I was confused, as I always assumed she heeled it down the drain.


Heeling it down the drain is dangerous business. Over half of all household accidents ake place in the bathtub.
 
2013-01-28 05:10:11 PM  
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THE MAN IS ALMOST 50!!!

Just look at him!!! Damn!!

/farkettes do ever say I never did anything for you
 
2013-01-28 05:27:10 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img651.imageshack.us image 510x350]

THE MAN IS ALMOST 50!!!

Just look at him!!! Damn!!

/farkettes do ever say I never did anything for you


How is it that the hairline of this 50-yr old man (who just happens to be a movie star known for his good looks) does not even hint at receding?
 
2013-01-28 05:27:22 PM  
I would never go gay for Brad Pitt.
Karl Urban, on the other hand...

/call me
 
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