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		"I love Brad Pitt. I think he's amazing. I love the way he looks, I'm not going to lie. I think he's awesome," squealed... A] Taylor Swift, B] Jennifer Lawrence, 3] Sofia Vergara, 4] Ben Affleck (todayentertainment.today.com)		73
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The Stealth Hippopotamus		2013-01-28 10:31:56 AM

So A,B,3, or 4?

Need a 5/E) All the above.

I'm straight as an arrow, but even I have to admit that is one beautiful man.

/hate him for it
//Brad if you read this, call me

Cythraul		2013-01-28 10:35:49 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: So A,B,3, or 4?

Need a 5/E) All the above.

I'm straight as an arrow, but even I have to admit that is one beautiful man.

/hate him for it
//Brad if you read this, call me

Ever look at someone and think that they're so attractive that their appearance becomes bland? That's what I feel when I look at Brad Pitt.

exick		2013-01-28 11:11:58 AM

That farker turns 50 this year. FIFTY!

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2013-01-28 11:21:06 AM

Cythraul: Ever look at someone and think that they're so attractive that their appearance becomes bland? That's what I feel when I look at Brad Pitt.

haha he short circuited you?!

I think his wife is that why for me. She tries way too hard and it comes off as to fake to be real.

Cythraul		2013-01-28 11:23:44 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Cythraul: Ever look at someone and think that they're so attractive that their appearance becomes bland? That's what I feel when I look at Brad Pitt.

haha he short circuited you?!

I think his wife is that why for me. She tries way too hard and it comes off as to fake to be real.

Short circuited me? Not really. It's just a lot of what the masses find attractive gets to a point where the face is so incredibly symmetrical and smoothed over that it looks.. bland.

God Is My Co-Pirate		2013-01-28 11:47:08 AM

Cythraul: The Stealth Hippopotamus: So A,B,3, or 4?

Need a 5/E) All the above.

I'm straight as an arrow, but even I have to admit that is one beautiful man.

/hate him for it
//Brad if you read this, call me

Ever look at someone and think that they're so attractive that their appearance becomes bland? That's what I feel when I look at Brad Pitt.

I felt that way until I saw him all roughed up in Snatch and Fight Club and now I'll be in my bunk, thank you.

Nadie_AZ		2013-01-28 02:18:41 PM

I'll admit it- I'm envious of his appearances. So sue me. Doesn't mean I want to get all lubed up and sex him up or anything. He is the cultural ideal, in appearance.

Mugato		2013-01-28 02:23:46 PM

I used to be murderously envious of Brad Pitt but then Angelina Jolie got all skeletal and they adopted all those kids and now Brad's in that cologne commercial where he's a total douchebag. I'm still envious but not murderously so.

There was a story about Affleck putting his ballsack on some dude's shoulder on a set. I doubt he's gay but he's not totally right either.

LonMead		2013-01-28 02:50:03 PM

Do you think Kimmel knows about this?

MagSeven		2013-01-28 02:50:41 PM

I've got a Pitt man crush too. I was mesmerized by him in Troy.
/.......I think it moved.

JustMatt		2013-01-28 02:54:03 PM

Mugato: I used to be murderously envious of Brad Pitt but then Angelina Jolie got all skeletal and they adopted all those kids and now Brad's in that cologne commercial where he's a total douchebag. I'm still envious but not murderously so.

There was a story about Affleck putting his ballsack on some dude's shoulder on a set. I doubt he's gay but he's not totally right either.

If a cologne company wanted to pay me seven million dollars to look like a douche over and over on national TV, I wouldn't turn it down. Seriously, what was that, a days worth of work?

ltdanman44		2013-01-28 02:54:24 PM

He was damn good in Moneyball

Cythraul		2013-01-28 02:54:57 PM

MagSeven: I've got a Pitt man crush too. I was mesmerized by him in Troy.
/.......I think it moved.

It's official, then. You're an honorary bisexual.

Freakin Rican		2013-01-28 02:59:15 PM

its always C

doczoidberg		2013-01-28 02:59:44 PM

Speaking of good looking dudes....

Is anyone else getting sick of Johnny Depp?

I saw the trailer for Tonto (or whatever) this weekend, and just sort of groaned. Felt like everyone else in the theater felt the same way.

At least Brad Pitt hasn't gotten annoying like that.

moothemagiccow		2013-01-28 03:00:54 PM

calm like a bomb		2013-01-28 03:02:06 PM

doczoidberg: Speaking of good looking dudes....

Is anyone else getting sick of Johnny Depp?

I saw the trailer for Tonto (or whatever) this weekend, and just sort of groaned. Felt like everyone else in the theater felt the same way.

At least Brad Pitt hasn't gotten annoying like that.

Nope, I'm over him as well.

Crewmannumber6		2013-01-28 03:08:03 PM

He's never returned my phone calls, even after I mailed him the severed head of his favorite cat.

/clearly, I've moved on

Martstar		2013-01-28 03:08:39 PM

What's also always struck me about Pitt is that he's a damn good comedic actor, but his looks almost get in the way of that. Burn After Reading, Inglourious Basterds, and True Romance are just a few examples, but I think he'd be doing even more straight-up comedic work if he wasn't so damn handsome.

TeddyRooseveltsMustache		2013-01-28 03:09:56 PM

Ben Affleck was way too comfortable during that sketch with Jimmy Kimmel. You know the one I mean.

/He could be gay.

trapped-in-CH		2013-01-28 03:12:41 PM

I thought the answer was always C.

xaks		2013-01-28 03:14:26 PM

Without RTFAing or looking through the thread so far, I'm gonna go with option E, All Of The Above.

(posts, then goes to read)

Crewmannumber6		2013-01-28 03:15:52 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Ben Affleck was way too comfortable during that sketch with Jimmy Kimmel. You know the one I mean.

/He could be gay.

Unless he's orbiting YOUR anus, it shouldn't impact you

devilEther		2013-01-28 03:17:14 PM

Howard Stern is gay for Brad Pitt.

cryinoutloud		2013-01-28 03:19:35 PM

calm like a bomb: doczoidberg: Speaking of good looking dudes....
Is anyone else getting sick of Johnny Depp?
I saw the trailer for Tonto (or whatever) this weekend, and just sort of groaned. Felt like everyone else in the theater felt the same way.
At least Brad Pitt hasn't gotten annoying like that.
Nope, I'm over him as well.

You just don't like him now because he's single. You guys are so fickle.

Fano		2013-01-28 03:25:11 PM

Martstar: What's also always struck me about Pitt is that he's a damn good comedic actor, but his looks almost get in the way of that. Burn After Reading, Inglourious Basterds, and True Romance are just a few examples, but I think he'd be doing even more straight-up comedic work if he wasn't so damn handsome.

He was so natural in burn after reading I imagine that's exactly what he'd be doing if he wasn't an actor.

GRCooper		2013-01-28 03:25:46 PM

Crewmannumber6: He's never returned my phone calls, even after I mailed him the severed head of his favorite cat.

/clearly, I've moved on

WHAT'S IN THE BOX?!?!

swankywanky		2013-01-28 03:27:05 PM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: Ben Affleck was way too comfortable during that sketch with Jimmy Kimmel. You know the one I mean.

/He could be gay.

oh Ben, how could you?

cache.blippitt.com

Cythraul		2013-01-28 03:28:39 PM

calm like a bomb: doczoidberg: Speaking of good looking dudes....

Is anyone else getting sick of Johnny Depp?

I saw the trailer for Tonto (or whatever) this weekend, and just sort of groaned. Felt like everyone else in the theater felt the same way.

At least Brad Pitt hasn't gotten annoying like that.

Nope, I'm over him as well.

I'm over him too. To think he wouldn't return my calls. And don't tell me that restraining order he put on me wasn't some sort of mixed signals, passive aggressive, coy sign of interest in a relationship.

HotIgneous Intruder		2013-01-28 03:35:54 PM

That explains the permanent sour look on his wife's face.
She's a movie star, he's a creative.

FunkOut		2013-01-28 03:36:48 PM

I've found Brad Pitt to be a good actor, particularly when he's doing weird comedic characters but I never saw him as hot.

Cythraul		2013-01-28 03:38:52 PM

FunkOut: I've found Brad Pitt to be a good actor, particularly when he's doing weird comedic characters but I never saw him as hot.

Out of curiosity, what's your idea of 'hot?' I don't find him 'hot,' either, at least not in a sexual attraction kinda way. The kinda men I find hot, people usually look at me weird after they find out.

moothemagiccow		2013-01-28 03:49:46 PM

Cythraul: FunkOut: I've found Brad Pitt to be a good actor, particularly when he's doing weird comedic characters but I never saw him as hot.

Out of curiosity, what's your idea of 'hot?' I don't find him 'hot,' either, at least not in a sexual attraction kinda way. The kinda men I find hot, people usually look at me weird after they find out.

For a guy who's over Brad Pitt you sure love discussing Brad Pitt

KrispyKritter		2013-01-28 03:51:11 PM

FunkOut: I've found Brad Pitt to be a good actor, particularly when he's doing weird comedic characters but I never saw him as hot.

I feel that way about Brad & Johnny Depp. I think their acting chops are pretty outrageous so I appreciate their talent. Leonardo DiCaprio, some say he is quite the pretty boy but I think he is simply a great actor. As for being a handsome man, I would love to be Robert Redford or George Clooney. Those two guys must have got laid more than all the sheets in Americas hotel rooms.

apoptotic		2013-01-28 03:52:59 PM

FunkOut: I've found Brad Pitt to be a good actor, particularly when he's doing weird comedic characters but I never saw him as hot.

I normally think he's hot, but then there are moments that he's too beautiful to be hot, if that makes any sense. His appearance in Meet Joe Black would be an example.

jaybeezey		2013-01-28 03:55:56 PM

I don't see any problem with a straight guy remarking that another guy is visually appealing. I don;t see anything wrong with Ben Affleck doing it either, after all, Pitt is a good looking man.

Fliegan		2013-01-28 03:56:04 PM

FunkOut: I've found Brad Pitt to be a good actor, particularly when he's doing weird comedic characters but I never saw him as hot.

I agree. I don't get the hot thing. I think he is getting better as an actor -- he was awful in 12 Monkeys but I thought he was great in Burn After Reading and Moneyball.

/this is irrelevant, but I remember years ago when he was dating Gwyneth Paltrow, she gave a magazine interview during which she talked about what a really great boyfriend he was because it only took him a few weeks to learn that he had to scoop the poop when he took her dog for a walk in Manhattan.

indarwinsshadow		2013-01-28 03:56:48 PM

Hey, I love the way he talks and looks also. And I love his money.

browneye		2013-01-28 04:07:13 PM

Brad Pitt never did it for me.

But he is a very good actor.

kab		2013-01-28 04:08:15 PM

jaybeezey: I don't see any problem with a straight guy remarking that another guy is visually appealing. I don;t see anything wrong with Ben Affleck doing it either, after all, Pitt is a good looking man.

Lots of this.

Mike Chewbacca		2013-01-28 04:29:56 PM

Brad Pitt is so hot that even Ben Affleck wishes he was Brad Pitt.

Shazam999		2013-01-28 04:43:03 PM

Nadie_AZ: I'll admit it- I'm envious of his appearances. So sue me. Doesn't mean I want to get all lubed up and sex him up or anything. He is the cultural ideal, in appearance.

He has terrible skin. My sister saw him without makeup and he's extremely pockmarked, and still has zits.

B.L.Z. Bub		2013-01-28 04:50:08 PM

Nadie_AZ: I'll admit it- I'm envious of his appearances. So sue me. Doesn't mean I want to get all lubed up and sex him up or anything.

"I'm getting real fond of you, kid. Not that I want to start picking out curtains or anything."

vudukungfu		2013-01-28 04:52:47 PM

Smells like a damned locker room in this thread.

Dr.Zom		2013-01-28 04:58:59 PM

Fliegan: /this is irrelevant, but I remember years ago when he was dating Gwyneth Paltrow, she gave a magazine interview during which she talked about what a really great boyfriend he was because it only took him a few weeks to learn that he had to scoop the poop when he took her dog for a walk in Manhattan.

I read that as "he had to scoop the poop when he took her for a walk in Manhattan" and I was confused, as I always assumed she heeled it down the drain.

Gilligann		2013-01-28 05:01:20 PM

I need to see Argo. I hear it's pretty good.

jaybeezey		2013-01-28 05:01:34 PM

Dr.Zom: Fliegan: /this is irrelevant, but I remember years ago when he was dating Gwyneth Paltrow, she gave a magazine interview during which she talked about what a really great boyfriend he was because it only took him a few weeks to learn that he had to scoop the poop when he took her dog for a walk in Manhattan.

I read that as "he had to scoop the poop when he took her for a walk in Manhattan" and I was confused, as I always assumed she heeled it down the drain.

Heeling it down the drain is dangerous business. Over half of all household accidents ake place in the bathtub.

The Stealth Hippopotamus		2013-01-28 05:10:11 PM

THE MAN IS ALMOST 50!!!

Just look at him!!! Damn!!

/farkettes do ever say I never did anything for you

devilEther		2013-01-28 05:27:10 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img651.imageshack.us image 510x350]

THE MAN IS ALMOST 50!!!

Just look at him!!! Damn!!

/farkettes do ever say I never did anything for you

How is it that the hairline of this 50-yr old man (who just happens to be a movie star known for his good looks) does not even hint at receding?

PepperFreak		2013-01-28 05:27:22 PM

I would never go gay for Brad Pitt.
Karl Urban, on the other hand...

/call me

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