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(Bleacher Report)   With the roulette wheel spinning, there's no telling what we'll see on tonight's RAW (8pm est). Whatever happens though, you can be sure that Vince always wins   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 1972
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2013-01-28 08:36:59 PM
"Sounds like you Cole"
 
2013-01-28 08:37:07 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ShiningWizard: i1263.photobucket.com

HAHAHAHAHA


EyeballKid: SHHHHH! You know what Vince does to guys who draw fans via the internet.

Oh crap... um....

JOHN CENA IS THE BEST EVER AND HE SHOULD TOTALLY UNIFY THE TITLES

*waits patiently for Cena to job to Hornswoggle*


You know, I thought these threads were already awesome. With TMLO around...the potential is there for epic threads.
 
2013-01-28 08:37:14 PM

verbaltoxin: I just don't want Cena to unify the belts.


Too late, Vince is writing that in now. "Cena unifies the WWE, WHC, Tag Team and Divas belts."
 
2013-01-28 08:37:17 PM
Have you guys seen the "nobody got time for that" remix? YouTube it it is farkin funny.
 
2013-01-28 08:37:23 PM
...aaannnddd more wasted time
 
2013-01-28 08:37:23 PM

TheManofPA: Titus should bust out a Hitler joke


...or a Kobe Bryant/rape joke! Those always go over well with the company!
 
2013-01-28 08:37:25 PM
i107.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-28 08:37:27 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: TheManofPA:
The Best of Big E Langston:
"@lindseyhxx: I love you @BigELangston." It's at least 3 am where you live & a school night. Shouldn't you be making memes or something?

Maybe!

[i1263.photobucket.com image 500x312]

LMAO!!  AWESOME!


i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-28 08:37:34 PM
The heels tell a semi-amusing joke, going by the rules of the 'match'

The face chooses to beat them up instead.
 
2013-01-28 08:37:44 PM
Titus O'Neal has 20 fingers and 4 eyes?
 
2013-01-28 08:37:45 PM

Rwa2play: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: ShiningWizard: i1263.photobucket.com

HAHAHAHAHA


EyeballKid: SHHHHH! You know what Vince does to guys who draw fans via the internet.

Oh crap... um....

JOHN CENA IS THE BEST EVER AND HE SHOULD TOTALLY UNIFY THE TITLES

*waits patiently for Cena to job to Hornswoggle*

You know, I thought these threads were already awesome. With TMLO around...the potential is there for epic threads.


Did you come out of hiding TMLO?
 
2013-01-28 08:37:49 PM
After Ryback takes them out he's going to grab the microphone and whisper, "The Aristocrats"
 
2013-01-28 08:37:54 PM
Las Vegas - home to many unstoppable nights by many NBA superstars.
 
2013-01-28 08:37:59 PM
Seriously... who booked this crap?
 
2013-01-28 08:38:06 PM
Dangit, I like Black Cena.
 
2013-01-28 08:38:11 PM

TheManofPA: Man, I would still do Steffi Graf. She was my babe growing up


You like long noses too I see. I also had a thing for blossom when i was 12.
 
2013-01-28 08:38:19 PM
What the hell was that?
media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-28 08:38:29 PM
And Matt Striker gets beat up because the Internet used to like him 5 years ago.
 
2013-01-28 08:38:30 PM
Face beats up announcer who can't possibly defend himself.
 
2013-01-28 08:38:31 PM
Titus O'Neil is believable on the ring and pretty good on the mic. So let's stick him in an irrelevant tag team and have him job to Goldberg 2. PERFECT sense.
 
2013-01-28 08:38:31 PM
oh he was talking about Matt Stryker as the other guy
ok Ryback does win
 
2013-01-28 08:38:58 PM

Jonny Chimpo: Seriously... who booked this crap?


The same goons that booked the PPVs.
 
2013-01-28 08:39:02 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: verbaltoxin: eddievercetti: Orton: Face who really is a heel.

That is every WWE babyface.

This has long been a complaint of mine. The heels are booked to be chickensh*ts, and the faces cheat more than the heels.

Hell, going back to all the stupid AJ/Cena stuff, Cena chose to assault Ziggler, repeatedly, in order to keep alive the lie. He would rather commit misdemeanor battery than admit that he was dating AJ. Vickie was apparently right the entire time and was the heel, while the faces openly and often lied to the people cheering them.


It's WWE face logic. Hogan, Austin, all of them could beat people down with chairs, cheat, distract the ref, whatever, because, "the heel deserved it."

This worked when the heel could get heat as a gigantic cockmonger, like Heenan, Flair or Rude, and wasn't getting half the audience's sympathy.

These days heels get cheered by 25% of the audience as a rule, and of course it colors our perception, because WWE faces are booked the same way most of the time, we notice it, we get tired of it, and we start booing the faces.

Then it becomes a case of confirmation bias.
 
2013-01-28 08:39:08 PM
I wish for the WWE bookers to get hit by a bus.
 
2013-01-28 08:39:12 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: The heels tell a semi-amusing joke, going by the rules of the 'match'

The face chooses to beat them up instead.


And then beats up a Face announcer for no reason
 
2013-01-28 08:39:19 PM

nathanjr: After Ryback takes them out he's going to grab the microphone and whisper, "The Aristocrats"


That would have been awesome.
 
2013-01-28 08:39:20 PM

silgryphon: Ryback sucks at jokes


I have a joke...

Last night's booking

I'll be here all week!
 
2013-01-28 08:39:24 PM
I haven't heard laughter this forced since the studio audience of America's Funniest Videos.

Grand_Moff_Joseph: ahh...good old Hornswoggle. Is he still under the ring?


Of course.

He assaulted The Rock last night.


verbaltoxin: I just don't want Cena to unify the belts.


Got that right.


The_Y2P_Problem: By Jove, I think he's got it!

I HOPE WE GET A TWENTY MINUTE JOHN CENA PROMO! THOSE ALWAYS ENTERTAIN ME WHILE I'M SITTING IN MY MOTHER'S BASEMENT WATCHING RAW AND biatchING ABOUT WWE BECAUSE I'M A SMARK!


HAHAHAHAHA


Rwa2play: You know, I thought these threads were already awesome. With TMLO around...the potential is there for epic threads.


Heh, tryin', anyways - thanks!
 
2013-01-28 08:39:36 PM

TheManofPA: Ok, for some reason that PTP joke was so lame I laughed


I did too. Millions of dollars cracked me up
 
2013-01-28 08:39:53 PM
'CAUSE I FEEL LIKE GOD

Oh, Mr. Backlund.
 
2013-01-28 08:39:54 PM

phedex: TheManofPA: Man, I would still do Steffi Graf. She was my babe growing up

You like long noses too I see. I also had a thing for blossom when i was 12.


static.tvguide.com
 
2013-01-28 08:39:57 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: ...aaannnddd more wasted time


YOU WILL STAND THE F*CK UP FOR MR. BACKLUND, YOUNG MAN!
 
2013-01-28 08:40:05 PM

phedex: TheManofPA: Man, I would still do Steffi Graf. She was my babe growing up

You like long noses too I see. I also had a thing for blossom when i was 12.


Naw Syxx (sp?) was the way to go
 
2013-01-28 08:40:05 PM
YES!

MISTER BOB BACKLUND!
 
2013-01-28 08:40:06 PM
Is this ... an actual wrestling match with wrestling on my Raw?

#BizarroRaw
 
2013-01-28 08:40:43 PM
So Backlund was Angle of the 70s-early 80s?
 
2013-01-28 08:40:50 PM
Hah, they made sure to mention Backlund's defenses against Hogan.
 
2013-01-28 08:41:03 PM

Tenor Reaper: Is this ... an actual wrestling match with wrestling on my Raw?

#BizarroRaw


Wasn't even a real match

Wait are you 40 mins behind?
 
2013-01-28 08:41:05 PM
QUE?
 
2013-01-28 08:41:09 PM

Jonny Chimpo: So Backlund was Angle of the 70s-early 80s?


But without the DUIs.
 
2013-01-28 08:41:11 PM
In an utter upset, Bob Backlund finds a way to win the Make Me Laugh Challenge.

(But we can only get in the WWE Hall of Fame if he names all the US Presidents in order.)

silgryphon: Did you come out of hiding TMLO?


(Maybe.)
 
2013-01-28 08:41:11 PM

Tenor Reaper: Is this ... an actual wrestling match with wrestling on my Raw?

#BizarroRaw


Don't worry, Boss. They make up for all this wrestling soon afterwards.
 
2013-01-28 08:41:26 PM

Jonny Chimpo: So Backlund was Angle of the 70s-early 80s?


Pretty much the love child of Angle and Ron Howard, yeah.
 
2013-01-28 08:41:26 PM

verbaltoxin: Grand_Moff_Joseph: ...aaannnddd more wasted time

YOU WILL STAND THE F*CK UP FOR MR. BACKLUND, YOUNG MAN!


and that I did!
 
2013-01-28 08:41:33 PM

eddievercetti: I wish for the WWE bookers to get hit by a bus fall from the rafters.


Fixed.
 
2013-01-28 08:41:40 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: In an utter upset, Bob Backlund finds a way to win the Make Me Laugh Challenge.

(But we can only get in the WWE Hall of Fame if he names all the US Presidents in order.)

silgryphon: Did you come out of hiding TMLO?

(Maybe.)


Have you been lurking this whole time?
 
2013-01-28 08:41:53 PM
I wonder if JBL is #3.
 
2013-01-28 08:42:15 PM
In happier news, at least they didn't show footage of Diesel beating him for the title in eight seconds. I'm surprised by their restraint.
 
2013-01-28 08:42:18 PM
Apparently Trish Stratus is getting in this year.
 
2013-01-28 08:42:20 PM

RevMercutio: I wonder if JBL is #3.


The talk is Trish will be #3

And then...

ugh...

D-X.
 
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