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2013-01-28 08:15:47 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Tenor Reaper: They had a karaoke contest on NXT where they made the hopefuls sing the WWE entrances that had lyrics in them.

It was pretty bad.

An a capella version of the Undertaker's theme COULD be good.


OoOOoOooooooooo *GONG*
 
2013-01-28 08:16:00 PM  

nbrfwhoooo: I've never watched RAW on a river AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TRANSFER DEADLINE DAY IS!!!!


Based on what was going on in that ad I think it is like a trade deadline day for rugby or something.
 
2013-01-28 08:16:00 PM  

Tenor Reaper: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I *still* think that Antonio Cesaro could carry a WWE Karaoke match.

And if Cesaro keeps getting more American schwag, he's going to end up toting Hacksaw Jim Duggan to the ring in a tote bag.

They had a karaoke contest on NXT where they made the hopefuls sing the WWE entrances that had lyrics in them.

It was pretty bad.


Speaking of NXT, today's episode had Adrian Neville landing a 260 shooting star press PERFECTLY on Drew McIntyre. It was Evan Bourne all over again.
 
2013-01-28 08:16:14 PM  

Jonny Chimpo: Wizading it now. Brock comes out during Heyman's performance review, attacks Vince and this sets up HHH-Brock II


Your fingers to God's eyes.

F5 F5 F5!
 
2013-01-28 08:16:19 PM  
Antonio Cesaro needs to Tiger Uppercut everyone in sight.


The_Y2P_Problem: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: In all fairness, that interference could have been run by the Dread Pirate Roberts and NOT the Shield.

[i.chzbgr.com image 500x375]
Actual culprit.


HAHAHAHAHAH

I don't doubt it!


Tenor Reaper: :D I didn't think I'd see you here!


This won't be a regular thing, but while I'm here, what the hey! :D
 
2013-01-28 08:16:26 PM  
I just...I can't do this. Not anymore.
 
2013-01-28 08:16:33 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: res_nihil: Aw hell, first Rock and Cena winning last night and now it looks like Cesaro is getting screwed out of the title.

This has become the darkest timeline, indeed.


"Community" is probably ending, "Fringe" has ended, WrestleMania is 15 minutes from where I'm sitting and I have no interest in going...this is one seriously dark timeline indeed.
 
2013-01-28 08:16:35 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: In all fairness, that interference could have been run by the Dread Pirate Roberts and NOT the Shield.

[i.chzbgr.com image 500x375]
Actual culprit.


In honor of Andre...it could have been Fezzik
 
2013-01-28 08:16:36 PM  

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: Tenor Reaper: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I *still* think that Antonio Cesaro could carry a WWE Karaoke match.

And if Cesaro keeps getting more American schwag, he's going to end up toting Hacksaw Jim Duggan to the ring in a tote bag.

They had a karaoke contest on NXT where they made the hopefuls sing the WWE entrances that had lyrics in them.

It was pretty bad.

Speaking of NXT, today's episode had Adrian Neville landing a 2360 shooting star press PERFECTLY on Drew McIntyre. It was Evan Bourne all over again.

FTFY
 
2013-01-28 08:16:36 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: TheManofPA: Grand_Moff_Joseph: FWC's Log, stardate 45224.29. Day One of our existence under the rule of the Corporate Elbow.

After seeing our hero unceremoniously jobbed out to the machinations of Dear Leader Vince and his squad of bookers, we, the intrepid crew of the U.S.S. FWC, have never been less sure of what lies before us.  Our best...maybe our only hope....is that the tyrannical reign of the Corporate Elbow will be part-time, as some have foretold.  Nonetheless, we will persevere, as we have done so often before when Dear Leader Vince runs wild on the fans.

Now, we look to ourselves for strength, and to some of our best members for leadership in these hard times.  If we're lucky, the Great and Powerful Trixie can find a way to harness the Elements of Smarkony, and together with our Blazer Champion, the mysterious Man from PA, his buddy from St. Paul, the dynamic duo of Bobby and the Gorilla, and many more, we can use the Elements to call upon the spirit of our friend ++BZZZCARRLOST++ and his allies from Japan to banish Vince and his hired elbow from our midst.

Sorry, I'm late. I was "entering Randy Orton into the Elimination Chamber"

And since I don't see it upthread, DIBS ON KIRK ROLE!

I call Scotty!

/she's gonna blow, Cap'n!


I wanna be Wesley. That way when all you farkers fail, I swoop in, save the day, and get all the credit.
 
2013-01-28 08:16:50 PM  

Russ Feingold's Brass Balls: Tenor Reaper: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I *still* think that Antonio Cesaro could carry a WWE Karaoke match.

And if Cesaro keeps getting more American schwag, he's going to end up toting Hacksaw Jim Duggan to the ring in a tote bag.

They had a karaoke contest on NXT where they made the hopefuls sing the WWE entrances that had lyrics in them.

It was pretty bad.

Speaking of NXT, today's episode had Adrian Neville landing a 260 shooting star press PERFECTLY on Drew McIntyre. It was Evan Bourne all over again.


Was there weed smoke trailing in the air on the way down?
 
2013-01-28 08:17:02 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: TheManofPA: Grand_Moff_Joseph: FWC's Log, stardate 45224.29. Day One of our existence under the rule of the Corporate Elbow.

After seeing our hero unceremoniously jobbed out to the machinations of Dear Leader Vince and his squad of bookers, we, the intrepid crew of the U.S.S. FWC, have never been less sure of what lies before us.  Our best...maybe our only hope....is that the tyrannical reign of the Corporate Elbow will be part-time, as some have foretold.  Nonetheless, we will persevere, as we have done so often before when Dear Leader Vince runs wild on the fans.

Now, we look to ourselves for strength, and to some of our best members for leadership in these hard times.  If we're lucky, the Great and Powerful Trixie can find a way to harness the Elements of Smarkony, and together with our Blazer Champion, the mysterious Man from PA, his buddy from St. Paul, the dynamic duo of Bobby and the Gorilla, and many more, we can use the Elements to call upon the spirit of our friend ++BZZZCARRLOST++ and his allies from Japan to banish Vince and his hired elbow from our midst.

Sorry, I'm late. I was "entering Randy Orton into the Elimination Chamber"

And since I don't see it upthread, DIBS ON KIRK ROLE!

I call Scotty!

/she's gonna blow, Cap'n!


Sulu.

Ohhhh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!
 
2013-01-28 08:17:14 PM  

silgryphon: ThatGuyGreg: The Bestest: serious question: why does the crowd like Orton so much?

serious answer: dunno

Well the girls like him cause he is muscular and shiat


He is more than a little on the hot side weather I like it or not
 
2013-01-28 08:17:33 PM  
I refuse to believe that Cena typed out that tweet. It didn't have enough bodily fluid references.


Tenor Reaper: OoOOoOooooooooo *GONG*


*monk chanting and harmonizin'*
 
2013-01-28 08:17:41 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: Jonny Chimpo: Representative of the unwashed masses: Scratch that, Big Show / Tensai IRON MAN MATCH!

SHOW/TENSAI IRON MAN SUBMISSION MATCH

BOOK IT!!!


For the love of Baron von Raschke, DON'T LET VINCE SEE THIS!

/Goddammitsomuch...
 
2013-01-28 08:17:55 PM  

ShiningWizard: silgryphon: ThatGuyGreg: The Bestest: serious question: why does the crowd like Orton so much?

serious answer: dunno

Well the girls like him cause he is muscular and shiat

He is more than a little on the hot side weather I like it or not


My wife also says he has a nice ass
 
2013-01-28 08:17:57 PM  

robsul82: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: res_nihil: Aw hell, first Rock and Cena winning last night and now it looks like Cesaro is getting screwed out of the title.

This has become the darkest timeline, indeed.

"Community" is probably ending, "Fringe" has ended, WrestleMania is 15 minutes from where I'm sitting and I have no interest in going...this is one seriously dark timeline indeed.


Bad news dude: Apt 23 is dead and Happy Endings is going down as well
 
2013-01-28 08:18:00 PM  
Really, a farking twitter crawl? Have they had that up before and I just noticed it tonight?
 
2013-01-28 08:18:34 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Really, a farking twitter crawl? Have they had that up before and I just noticed it tonight?


I think they copied that from TNA
 
2013-01-28 08:18:36 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: nbrfwhoooo: I've never watched RAW on a river AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TRANSFER DEADLINE DAY IS!!!!

Based on what was going on in that ad I think it is like a trade deadline day for rugby or something.


I did make me go on a google image search of Natalie Sawyer though.
 
2013-01-28 08:18:44 PM  
Aw, man, Cesaro's head is red, white, and with enough choking, blue.

robsul82: "Community" is probably ending, "Fringe" has ended, WrestleMania is 15 minutes from where I'm sitting and I have no interest in going...this is one seriously dark timeline indeed.


We need to go the prime timeline and ensure that Ziggler wins the Rumble.
 
2013-01-28 08:18:54 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Grand_Moff_Joseph: TheManofPA: Grand_Moff_Joseph: FWC's Log, stardate 45224.29. Day One of our existence under the rule of the Corporate Elbow.

After seeing our hero unceremoniously jobbed out to the machinations of Dear Leader Vince and his squad of bookers, we, the intrepid crew of the U.S.S. FWC, have never been less sure of what lies before us.  Our best...maybe our only hope....is that the tyrannical reign of the Corporate Elbow will be part-time, as some have foretold.  Nonetheless, we will persevere, as we have done so often before when Dear Leader Vince runs wild on the fans.

Now, we look to ourselves for strength, and to some of our best members for leadership in these hard times.  If we're lucky, the Great and Powerful Trixie can find a way to harness the Elements of Smarkony, and together with our Blazer Champion, the mysterious Man from PA, his buddy from St. Paul, the dynamic duo of Bobby and the Gorilla, and many more, we can use the Elements to call upon the spirit of our friend ++BZZZCARRLOST++ and his allies from Japan to banish Vince and his hired elbow from our midst.

Sorry, I'm late. I was "entering Randy Orton into the Elimination Chamber"

And since I don't see it upthread, DIBS ON KIRK ROLE!

I call Scotty!

/she's gonna blow, Cap'n!

I wanna be Wesley. That way when all you farkers fail, I swoop in, save the day, and get all the credit.


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-28 08:18:57 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Really, a farking twitter crawl? Have they had that up before and I just noticed it tonight?


Been there for a few weeks,
 
2013-01-28 08:18:57 PM  

TheManofPA: robsul82: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: res_nihil: Aw hell, first Rock and Cena winning last night and now it looks like Cesaro is getting screwed out of the title.

This has become the darkest timeline, indeed.

"Community" is probably ending, "Fringe" has ended, WrestleMania is 15 minutes from where I'm sitting and I have no interest in going...this is one seriously dark timeline indeed.

Bad news dude: Apt 23 is dead and Happy Endings is going down as well


HE might get a renewal to get to syndication numbers, but yeah, lovely reminders.
 
2013-01-28 08:18:58 PM  
@CrankyVince made reference to Nick Bockwinkel tonight. I hope we're in for something good regarding the Hall of Fame.
 
2013-01-28 08:19:00 PM  

ShiningWizard: silgryphon: ThatGuyGreg: The Bestest: serious question: why does the crowd like Orton so much?

serious answer: dunno

Well the girls like him cause he is muscular and shiat

He is more than a little on the hot side weather I like it or not


And he has no problem leaving a hot pile of romance on your couch the next morning.
 
2013-01-28 08:19:11 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Grand_Moff_Joseph: TheManofPA: Grand_Moff_Joseph: FWC's Log, stardate 45224.29. Day One of our existence under the rule of the Corporate Elbow.

After seeing our hero unceremoniously jobbed out to the machinations of Dear Leader Vince and his squad of bookers, we, the intrepid crew of the U.S.S. FWC, have never been less sure of what lies before us.  Our best...maybe our only hope....is that the tyrannical reign of the Corporate Elbow will be part-time, as some have foretold.  Nonetheless, we will persevere, as we have done so often before when Dear Leader Vince runs wild on the fans.

Now, we look to ourselves for strength, and to some of our best members for leadership in these hard times.  If we're lucky, the Great and Powerful Trixie can find a way to harness the Elements of Smarkony, and together with our Blazer Champion, the mysterious Man from PA, his buddy from St. Paul, the dynamic duo of Bobby and the Gorilla, and many more, we can use the Elements to call upon the spirit of our friend ++BZZZCARRLOST++ and his allies from Japan to banish Vince and his hired elbow from our midst.

Sorry, I'm late. I was "entering Randy Orton into the Elimination Chamber"

And since I don't see it upthread, DIBS ON KIRK ROLE!

I call Scotty!

/she's gonna blow, Cap'n!

I wanna be Wesley. That way when all you farkers fail, I swoop in, save the day, and get all the credit.


Can I be the token red shirt?
 
2013-01-28 08:19:23 PM  

Igor Jakovsky: Really, a farking twitter crawl? Have they had that up before and I just noticed it tonight?


Because this show doesn't have enough passive-aggressive remarks from Zack Ryder.
 
2013-01-28 08:19:37 PM  

FinFangFark: Jonny Chimpo: Wizading it now. Brock comes out during Heyman's performance review, attacks Vince and this sets up HHH-Brock II

isn't it a bit too early?  We have 2 months don't we?


Do you remember the slow build to the Summerslam match? Attacked HHH, month off, challenge, month off, etc. My guess is Brock attacks Vince and HHH challenges him next week. Challenge answered after Brock messes around at EC
 
2013-01-28 08:19:47 PM  
Did the really just break for a 2nd time in this match?
 
2013-01-28 08:19:47 PM  
Crazy Pissed off Uncle Punk is awesome

FROTHYRAGERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 
2013-01-28 08:20:00 PM  

silgryphon: ShiningWizard: silgryphon: ThatGuyGreg: The Bestest: serious question: why does the crowd like Orton so much?

serious answer: dunno

Well the girls like him cause he is muscular and shiat

He is more than a little on the hot side weather I like it or not

My wife also says he has a nice ass


Yea, so he's got that going for him
 
2013-01-28 08:20:13 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Igor Jakovsky: Really, a farking twitter crawl? Have they had that up before and I just noticed it tonight?

Because this show doesn't have enough passive-aggressive remarks from Zack Ryder.


Zack Ryder's twitter feed is the most depressing thing ever.
 
2013-01-28 08:20:20 PM  
You know, if Vince is going to pick a guy that has "his look" for next up and comer, we could do worse than Claudio. He has enjoyable mic skills and his ring work is top notch. He also doesn't mind grabbing balls as a finishing move, just like Melina
 
2013-01-28 08:20:26 PM  
Well, don't let the White Collar guy drive the beer truck, I guess.
 
2013-01-28 08:20:33 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-28 08:20:35 PM  

robsul82: TheManofPA: robsul82: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: res_nihil: Aw hell, first Rock and Cena winning last night and now it looks like Cesaro is getting screwed out of the title.

This has become the darkest timeline, indeed.

"Community" is probably ending, "Fringe" has ended, WrestleMania is 15 minutes from where I'm sitting and I have no interest in going...this is one seriously dark timeline indeed.

Bad news dude: Apt 23 is dead and Happy Endings is going down as well

HE might get a renewal to get to syndication numbers, but yeah, lovely reminders.

3.bp.blogspot.com

Here you go. I have mine on already.
 
2013-01-28 08:20:54 PM  

Jonny Chimpo: FinFangFark: Jonny Chimpo: Wizading it now. Brock comes out during Heyman's performance review, attacks Vince and this sets up HHH-Brock II

isn't it a bit too early?  We have 2 months don't we?

Do you remember the slow build to the Summerslam match? Attacked HHH, month off, challenge, month off, etc. My guess is Brock attacks Vince and HHH challenges him next week. Challenge answered after Brock messes around at EC


Brocl signed a two year deal so maybe more appearances by him. I would hope so anyway
 
2013-01-28 08:20:56 PM  

ShiningWizard: silgryphon: ShiningWizard: silgryphon: ThatGuyGreg: The Bestest: serious question: why does the crowd like Orton so much?

serious answer: dunno

Well the girls like him cause he is muscular and shiat

He is more than a little on the hot side weather I like it or not

My wife also says he has a nice ass

Yea, so he's got that going for him


so...you would say...he's got quite a pooper?

/yeah, I had to do it.
//Randy poops
 
2013-01-28 08:21:04 PM  

robsul82: TheManofPA: robsul82: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: res_nihil: Aw hell, first Rock and Cena winning last night and now it looks like Cesaro is getting screwed out of the title.

This has become the darkest timeline, indeed.

"Community" is probably ending, "Fringe" has ended, WrestleMania is 15 minutes from where I'm sitting and I have no interest in going...this is one seriously dark timeline indeed.

Bad news dude: Apt 23 is dead and Happy Endings is going down as well

HE might get a renewal to get to syndication numbers, but yeah, lovely reminders.


Doctor Who should have a great 50th anniversary episode......
 
2013-01-28 08:21:14 PM  

FinFangFark: ShiningWizard: silgryphon: ThatGuyGreg: The Bestest: serious question: why does the crowd like Orton so much?

serious answer: dunno

Well the girls like him cause he is muscular and shiat

He is more than a little on the hot side weather I like it or not

And he has no problem leaving a hot pile of romance on your couch the next morning.


Well I do love the romantic type, lulz
 
2013-01-28 08:21:29 PM  
@HacksawJDuggan
I hope #RawRoulette isn't craps. HooOooOoo! I spend my money on slots. USA! USA! USA! I'm talking about hookers tough guys! ;Q

@WWECreative_ish
Glad Miz figured out a way to botch being an official. He really puts the "special" in special guest referee. #RAWTonight
 
2013-01-28 08:21:31 PM  

Tenor Reaper: Crazy Pissed off Uncle Punk is awesome

FROTHYRAGERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


THIS is where he needs to go back to his old theme music, because now he's CRAZY!Punk.


Fisty Bum: Zack Ryder's twitter feed is the most depressing thing ever.


Big E Langston's Twitter feed, on the other hand, is the greatest thing ever.
 
2013-01-28 08:21:47 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Aw, man, Cesaro's head is red, white, and with enough choking, blue.

robsul82: "Community" is probably ending, "Fringe" has ended, WrestleMania is 15 minutes from where I'm sitting and I have no interest in going...this is one seriously dark timeline indeed.

We need to go the prime timeline and ensure that Ziggler The Godfather wins the Rumble.

 
2013-01-28 08:21:52 PM  

my lip balm addiction: The_Y2P_Problem: Grand_Moff_Joseph: TheManofPA: Grand_Moff_Joseph: FWC's Log, stardate 45224.29. Day One of our existence under the rule of the Corporate Elbow.

After seeing our hero unceremoniously jobbed out to the machinations of Dear Leader Vince and his squad of bookers, we, the intrepid crew of the U.S.S. FWC, have never been less sure of what lies before us.  Our best...maybe our only hope....is that the tyrannical reign of the Corporate Elbow will be part-time, as some have foretold.  Nonetheless, we will persevere, as we have done so often before when Dear Leader Vince runs wild on the fans.

Now, we look to ourselves for strength, and to some of our best members for leadership in these hard times.  If we're lucky, the Great and Powerful Trixie can find a way to harness the Elements of Smarkony, and together with our Blazer Champion, the mysterious Man from PA, his buddy from St. Paul, the dynamic duo of Bobby and the Gorilla, and many more, we can use the Elements to call upon the spirit of our friend ++BZZZCARRLOST++ and his allies from Japan to banish Vince and his hired elbow from our midst.

Sorry, I'm late. I was "entering Randy Orton into the Elimination Chamber"

And since I don't see it upthread, DIBS ON KIRK ROLE!

I call Scotty!

/she's gonna blow, Cap'n!

I wanna be Wesley. That way when all you farkers fail, I swoop in, save the day, and get all the credit.

Can I be the token red shirt?


Yes

You've died due to some random attack by the unknown species of this planet.

/it was not death by snu snu
 
2013-01-28 08:22:30 PM  

FinFangFark: And he has no problem leaving a hot pile of romance on your couch the next morning.


'Hot Pile of Romance' will be the name of my new alt band
 
2013-01-28 08:22:30 PM  
OMG HE CALLED HIM A PROMOTER

That is not allowed!
 
2013-01-28 08:22:39 PM  
Decent match so far. Just a shame the RKO will end it like usual. There's no suspense in any Randy Orton match.
 
2013-01-28 08:23:03 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Fisty Bum: Zack Ryder's twitter feed is the most depressing thing ever.

Big E Langston's Twitter feed, on the other hand, is the greatest thing ever.


Ziggler's is pretty awesome.  Punk's is funny, but gets exhausting when he catalogs every fan that asks him for an autograph while he's taking a piss or whatnot.
 
2013-01-28 08:23:05 PM  
FINALLY, AFTER SEVERAL MONTHS OF LEAVING YOU ALL, THE ROCK IS BACK AND WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU AGAIN UNTIL IT'S TIME TO LEAVE AGAIN AND MAKE MOVIES AND STUFF
 
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