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(Bleacher Report)   With the roulette wheel spinning, there's no telling what we'll see on tonight's RAW (8pm est). Whatever happens though, you can be sure that Vince always wins   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 1972
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2013-01-28 10:07:22 PM
Truth Punk is good but I know Vince will come to fark everything up.
 
2013-01-28 10:07:24 PM
So one elimination chamber match
 
2013-01-28 10:07:39 PM
Wait.....are they going to do no EC match and actually have Punk-Rock at EC? I can't believe he is going to get an actual rematch.
 
2013-01-28 10:07:56 PM

silgryphon: Shady_Short_Busser: brookgo: emtbiz: fark the rock

This is my first time posting in a Fark wrestling thread, but I've lurked. I'm not sure I get all the Rock hate. He's a much better personality than most of what the WWE has to offer elsewhere.

The Road to WrestleMania is paved with chairshot newbies! Again...

[filmgeek.fr image 400x226]

WELCOME!

Do you wanna form a chairshot tag team?


I don't like this idea...I FREAKIN' LOVE IT!!! YES! YES! YES!
 
2013-01-28 10:07:56 PM
Col, the only thing that is delusional is your booking team
 
2013-01-28 10:07:59 PM
So punk ass biatch is pg?
 
2013-01-28 10:08:09 PM
Yep, Punk is the Macho Man. That was a very heel Macho promo, minus the "Dig it!" and "Brother!" and "Oooh Yeah!"
 
2013-01-28 10:08:12 PM
Punk is the man.
 
2013-01-28 10:08:12 PM
a delusional CM Punk

/#shutupcole
 
2013-01-28 10:08:26 PM

TheManofPA: Wait.....are they going to do no EC match and actually have Punk-Rock at EC? I can't believe he is going to get an actual rematch.


What's the point of calling the ppv Elimination chamber then
 
2013-01-28 10:08:28 PM
"These are the terms for my rematch, Rock."

"THESE ARE MY TURDS FOR YOUR FACE, CATCHPHRASE #1 CATCHPHRASE #5 CATCHPHRASE #3 YOU ENTEMANN'S CAKE BUTTHOLE"

verbaltoxin: That about sums it up, yes.

Now just wait until Cena/Rock starts up, and we get TWO guys talking about puddin' pies and cereal!


Halcyon days, man. Tonight we're gonna party like it's 2012. Again.
 
2013-01-28 10:08:28 PM

Cheesdog: RevMercutio: brookgo: emtbiz: fark the rock

This is my first time posting in a Fark wrestling thread, but I've lurked. I'm not sure I get all the Rock hate. He's a much better personality than most of what the WWE has to offer elsewhere.

[i.imgur.com image 400x400]
This should explain it.

You do realize that Dwayne is just here to promote his movie, right?


Um, no. Dwayne can get a whole lot more exposure elsewhere while NOT wrestling. He's doing it because he wanted to do one last run when he was still young and healthy enough to do it.
 
2013-01-28 10:08:30 PM
Anyone else notice no Paul Heyman in that spot
 
2013-01-28 10:08:38 PM

silgryphon: So one elimination chamber match


Yea kinda wonder how that fits with the PPV?
 
2013-01-28 10:08:40 PM

silgryphon: So one elimination chamber match


Punk has to wait for the Rock's pod to open for 10 minutes.
 
2013-01-28 10:08:40 PM
Main Event Firing of Someone Who Isn't Your Employee in Storylines!
 
2013-01-28 10:09:17 PM
So if Punk is the new Macho Man, will he be the face of Silm Jim in 5 years?
 
2013-01-28 10:09:18 PM

Shady_Short_Busser: silgryphon: Shady_Short_Busser: brookgo: emtbiz: fark the rock

This is my first time posting in a Fark wrestling thread, but I've lurked. I'm not sure I get all the Rock hate. He's a much better personality than most of what the WWE has to offer elsewhere.

The Road to WrestleMania is paved with chairshot newbies! Again...

[filmgeek.fr image 400x226]

WELCOME!

Do you wanna form a chairshot tag team?

I don't like this idea...I FREAKIN' LOVE IT!!! YES! YES! YES!


YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
 
2013-01-28 10:09:18 PM
I want to believe the Shamus tables match will be good, though I hate Sandow's gimmick.
 
2013-01-28 10:09:42 PM
If Damien Sandow is involved in a Tables match, you just know that he's going to have some rare leatherbound copies of A Tale of Two Cities and The Canterbury Tales on those tables, because that is how that classy motherfarker rolls.
 
2013-01-28 10:09:45 PM

eddievercetti: So if Punk is the new Macho Man, will he be the face of Silm Jim in 5 years?


We can only hope.
 
2013-01-28 10:10:00 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: "These are the terms for my rematch, Rock."

"THESE ARE MY TURDS FOR YOUR FACE, CATCHPHRASE #1 CATCHPHRASE #5 CATCHPHRASE #3 YOU ENTEMANN'S CAKE BUTTHOLE"

verbaltoxin: That about sums it up, yes.

Now just wait until Cena/Rock starts up, and we get TWO guys talking about puddin' pies and cereal!

Halcyon days, man. Tonight we're gonna party like it's 2012. Again.


1st FWC post to make me laugh in I don't know how long. Thanks for that.
 
2013-01-28 10:10:06 PM
You know Vince, there is still time to push Ryder for the IC belt out of nowhere to buildup to him curtain jerking at WM.

You think WM in Miami started hot due to Daniel Bryan, imagine Ryder winning a belt in NY
 
2013-01-28 10:10:14 PM
This Heyman/Vince stuff had better lead to Lesnar. And perhaps a Heyman/Vince street fight at Mania.
 
2013-01-28 10:10:16 PM

RevMercutio: Cheesdog: RevMercutio: brookgo: emtbiz: fark the rock

This is my first time posting in a Fark wrestling thread, but I've lurked. I'm not sure I get all the Rock hate. He's a much better personality than most of what the WWE has to offer elsewhere.

[i.imgur.com image 400x400]
This should explain it.

You do realize that Dwayne is just here to promote his movie, right?

Um, no. Dwayne can get a whole lot more exposure elsewhere while NOT wrestling. He's doing it because he wanted to do one last run when he was still young and healthy enough to do it.


True, and I'm fine with that.  I just wish they'd hve made Rock at least LOOK like he had to work for it a bit.
 
2013-01-28 10:10:16 PM

RevMercutio: Cheesdog: RevMercutio: brookgo: emtbiz: fark the rock

This is my first time posting in a Fark wrestling thread, but I've lurked. I'm not sure I get all the Rock hate. He's a much better personality than most of what the WWE has to offer elsewhere.

[i.imgur.com image 400x400]
This should explain it.

You do realize that Dwayne is just here to promote his movie, right?

Um, no. Dwayne can get a whole lot more exposure elsewhere while NOT wrestling. He's doing it because he wanted to do one last run when he was still young and healthy enough to do it.


Really, like doing Kelly & Michael and The Veiw? I stand corrected..........
 
2013-01-28 10:10:17 PM
So...WrestleMania 29, outdoors, in early April...in New York/New Jersey.

Am I alone in thinking that this could be a terrible idea?
 
2013-01-28 10:10:35 PM

eddievercetti: So if Punk is the new Macho Man, will he be the face of Silm Jim in 5 years?


Oh PLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSE!!! Yes! Make that happen!
 
2013-01-28 10:10:46 PM

Earguy: I want to believe the Shamus tables match will be good, though I hate Sandow's gimmick.


You no like pink shorts?
 
2013-01-28 10:10:49 PM
I want to take a moment and thank Vince McMahon for paying me all the money.
 
2013-01-28 10:10:57 PM
I demand a comedy/horror film in which Daniel Bryan steals Kane's identity.


eddievercetti: So if Punk is the new Macho Man, will he be the face of Silm Jim in 5 years?


OH GOD, *YES*
 
2013-01-28 10:11:02 PM

machoprogrammer: Is it just me, or does it seem The Rock is trying too hard and isn't as funny anymore? He was funnier when he was cocky, not the whole "derp pie" thing.


he's not The Rock anymore, he's a hollywood actor who is playing the role of The Rock
that's why he's no where near what he was
 
2013-01-28 10:11:19 PM

eddievercetti: So if Punk is the new Macho Man, will he be the face of Silm Jim in 5 years?


And die in 20?
 
2013-01-28 10:11:31 PM
Orton refers to the gym bag as the Elimination Chamber.
 
2013-01-28 10:11:44 PM

silgryphon: Shady_Short_Busser: silgryphon: Shady_Short_Busser: brookgo: emtbiz: fark the rock

This is my first time posting in a Fark wrestling thread, but I've lurked. I'm not sure I get all the Rock hate. He's a much better personality than most of what the WWE has to offer elsewhere.

The Road to WrestleMania is paved with chairshot newbies! Again...

[filmgeek.fr image 400x226]

WELCOME!

Do you wanna form a chairshot tag team?

I don't like this idea...I FREAKIN' LOVE IT!!! YES! YES! YES!

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES


We can call ourselves the Conchairtos
 
2013-01-28 10:11:56 PM

Shady_Short_Busser: So...WrestleMania 29, outdoors, in early April...in New York/New Jersey.

Am I alone in thinking that this could be a terrible idea?


next year's Super Bowl is in the same place, except two months earlier
 
2013-01-28 10:11:57 PM

verbaltoxin: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: "These are the terms for my rematch, Rock."

"THESE ARE MY TURDS FOR YOUR FACE, CATCHPHRASE #1 CATCHPHRASE #5 CATCHPHRASE #3 YOU ENTEMANN'S CAKE BUTTHOLE"

verbaltoxin: That about sums it up, yes.

Now just wait until Cena/Rock starts up, and we get TWO guys talking about puddin' pies and cereal!

Halcyon days, man. Tonight we're gonna party like it's 2012. Again.

1st FWC post to make me laugh in I don't know how long. Thanks for that.


You want to laugh or be "aroused"
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-28 10:12:04 PM

Tenor Reaper: I want to take a moment and thank Vince McMahon for paying me all the money.


In the bank?


verbaltoxin: 1st FWC post to make me laugh in I don't know how long. Thanks for that.


*tips hat*

Thank you kindly, verbaltoxin.

LAUGHS 2 FARK THREADS

*clap clap clapclapclap*
 
2013-01-28 10:12:13 PM

Shady_Short_Busser: So...WrestleMania 29, outdoors, in early April...in New York/New Jersey.

Am I alone in thinking that this could be a terrible idea?


I believe the weather does respond nicely for WM but Jersey is unpredictable
 
2013-01-28 10:12:19 PM

Farktologist: You know, my biggest complaint with Rock's current run is that he rarely refers to himself in the 3rd person any more. That little quirk really added a dimension of arrogance to the character, and I miss that. Now he's just Dwayne Johnson playing The Rock.


I noticed the same thing. He'll even slip in and out of character during the same sentence.
 
2013-01-28 10:12:27 PM

Shady_Short_Busser: So...WrestleMania 29, outdoors, in early April...in New York/New Jersey.

Am I alone in thinking that this could be a terrible idea?


Not near as bad as the one at ceasars palace. But still bad. In a way i kind of hope they get a thunderstorm while taker wrestles.
 
2013-01-28 10:12:36 PM
Anyhow folks, bedtime because work tomorrow. L8z.
 
2013-01-28 10:12:42 PM
i hope there is a blizzard at this years wrestlemania
 
2013-01-28 10:12:45 PM

TheManofPA: verbaltoxin: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: "These are the terms for my rematch, Rock."

"THESE ARE MY TURDS FOR YOUR FACE, CATCHPHRASE #1 CATCHPHRASE #5 CATCHPHRASE #3 YOU ENTEMANN'S CAKE BUTTHOLE"

verbaltoxin: That about sums it up, yes.

Now just wait until Cena/Rock starts up, and we get TWO guys talking about puddin' pies and cereal!

Halcyon days, man. Tonight we're gonna party like it's 2012. Again.

1st FWC post to make me laugh in I don't know how long. Thanks for that.

You want to laugh or be "aroused"
[1.bp.blogspot.com image 545x391]


Do you have the original of that?
 
2013-01-28 10:12:46 PM

eddievercetti: Earguy: I want to believe the Shamus tables match will be good, though I hate Sandow's gimmick.

You no like pink shorts?


media.giantbomb.com
 
2013-01-28 10:12:53 PM
A jobber entrance for Sandow, waaaaaah.
 
2013-01-28 10:12:55 PM
I had to turn it off...
 
2013-01-28 10:13:06 PM

TheManofPA: silgryphon: So one elimination chamber match

Punk has to wait for the Rock's pod to open for 10 minutes.


With our luck...

*ahem*

ADR retains Big Gold in Chamber match #1...
Gets jobbed by a chashing Ziggles...

Happy fWc

Punk beats Rock for the title in the rematch...
Forced to compete in second Chamber match anyway...
Which is won by.... The Rock...

Sad fWc

Ziggles curtain jerks at WM as a face...
Only to lose to Orton who is now heel...

TICKED OFF fWc
 
2013-01-28 10:13:07 PM
Damien Sandow with the jobber entrance?

Oh, dear.

I hope Sheamus doesn't throw him on top of a brandy snifter or something.
 
2013-01-28 10:13:10 PM
They did a spin on the APP? how shiatty is that
 
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