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(Bleacher Report)   With the roulette wheel spinning, there's no telling what we'll see on tonight's RAW (8pm est). Whatever happens though, you can be sure that Vince always wins   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 1972
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2013-01-28 09:57:03 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: TheManofPA: Wait, Rock at 10pm? Did Vince forget the show is 3 hours and they are writing up 10-11 right now?

he's going to talk for the entire hour, including the overrun


You know if they let him be good serious Rock and didn't have to incorporate some of the soap opera crap the new writers like, I'd be okay with that. That 30 minute promo from 2 years back was just amazing.
 
2013-01-28 09:57:18 PM  

fatalvenom: Ok, which one of you armpit-sniffers was this:

Link

Link


He is the poster child for "itsstillrealtomedamnit.jpg"
 
2013-01-28 09:57:35 PM  

eddievercetti: Rock/Cena/Brock/Punk in a fatal 4 way at WM?


I would take that over Twice In A Lifetime in a heartbeat
 
2013-01-28 09:57:39 PM  
Okay, Good Serious Rock, please, no cookiepuss nonsense.
 
2013-01-28 09:57:52 PM  

fatalvenom: Ok, which one of you armpit-sniffers was this:

Link

Link


I posted that this morning, but it got redlit.
 
2013-01-28 09:57:58 PM  
FINALLY... THE ROCK HAS COME BACK TO POINT AT THE WRESTLEMANIA SIGN AND CALL EDDIE GUERRERO'S WIDOW A BIATCH

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Rumor mill says he's oing to get his own custom belt that he gets to keep when he drops it to Cena.


God willing.

The belt change, not the Cena title reign.
 
2013-01-28 09:58:07 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: The Rock is electrifying in the sense that he makes you want to jab metal objects into a wall socket.


clintster: I wish they'd use John Cage's 4'33" as a theme.

Knowing our luck, we'd get a Kevin Rudolf/Limp Bizkit remix of that.


Actually, I think Pootie Tang beat them to it.
 
2013-01-28 09:58:21 PM  

TheManofPA: silgryphon: Raktastic: Wow for my first FWC post ever I was close to stealing the Fungus award from eddie. Congrats eddie

BOOM CHAIRSHOT TO THE HEAD

Welcome to the FWC

silgryphon........GET THE TABLES


*Ahem! As the resident fWc black guy, I believe I am responsible for all lumber retrieval.
/It's in my contract with Vince!
 
2013-01-28 09:58:30 PM  
What I would give to hear glass breaking right now..........
 
2013-01-28 09:58:36 PM  
I would've guessed that the word in question was "poop," because this is a big steaming pile.
 
2013-01-28 09:58:41 PM  

ShiningWizard: [i1263.photobucket.com image 392x406]


silly question - did you grab all of those Trixie pics and Photoshop them (for the nexus logo), or were they already out there?

/just curious
 
2013-01-28 09:58:47 PM  
fark right, i hate adr, because after all the bs he got away with as a heel, he never got what was coming, and now all of a sudden it's ok because he's a face, screw that, i hope big show legit hurts adr
 
2013-01-28 09:58:54 PM  
That belt just looks farking heavy. Like a full bag Orton just dooked in. Just flopping around and heavy.
 
2013-01-28 09:59:02 PM  
Tamina and Kaitlyn were like Um hell to the no on wearing those crazy costumes.

I DON'T NEED AN EXPLANATION OF A SHOWGIRLS LUMBERJILL MATCH IT'S EXPLAINED RIGHT THERE or at least throw in some "puppies!" comments or something! I will take puppies comments. Just something better than your inanity during the diva's matches.

I know I'm getting fired up but it's insulting being a woman and having this kind of stuff keep happening. Especially when there's a history of great female wrestling. But something, something, boobs and money.

Tamina and Kaitlyn are like ... what in the hell .... ?
 
2013-01-28 09:59:05 PM  

TheManofPA: Dumb-Ass-Monkey: TheManofPA: Wait, Rock at 10pm? Did Vince forget the show is 3 hours and they are writing up 10-11 right now?

he's going to talk for the entire hour, including the overrun

You know if they let him be good serious Rock and didn't have to incorporate some of the soap opera crap the new writers like, I'd be okay with that. That 30 minute promo from 2 years back was just amazing.


If you're referring to the one he cut when he was announced as the Wrestlemania host, I wholeheartedly agree. That was a great promo.
 
2013-01-28 09:59:17 PM  

silgryphon: my lip balm addiction: Igor Jakovsky: emtbiz: adr and ricardo deserved everything that happened to them

You really hate adr don't you?

He and me both. That was a fun beat down to watch.

How the hell can you hate Ricardo?


Ricardo because he deserved an ass whupping for farking with the Show. But mostly I enjoyed ADR getting kicked and beat and punched and shut up. I'm OK with Ricardo but you can't deny he deserved an ass whupping. But it was the ADR beatdown I liked.
 
2013-01-28 09:59:17 PM  

Cheesdog: What I would give to hear glass breaking right now..........


I'll be happy with two bursts of static.
 
2013-01-28 09:59:29 PM  

Cheesdog: What I would give to hear glass breaking right now..........


That or just have Taker come out, stare at rock and point to the Maina sign already!!!
 
2013-01-28 09:59:33 PM  
"There's no title that's so ingrained in my blood, because that's why I left you suckers years ago."


clintster: Actually, I think Pootie Tang beat them to it.


Hah!
 
2013-01-28 09:59:33 PM  

MagSeven: TheManofPA: silgryphon: Raktastic: Wow for my first FWC post ever I was close to stealing the Fungus award from eddie. Congrats eddie

BOOM CHAIRSHOT TO THE HEAD

Welcome to the FWC

silgryphon........GET THE TABLES

*Ahem! As the resident fWc black guy, I believe I am responsible for all lumber retrieval.
/It's in my contract with Vince!


I'm sorry, but I lmao at that.  Nicely played!
 
2013-01-28 09:59:37 PM  
You could have had more runs as champ if you didn't go into movies
 
2013-01-28 09:59:41 PM  
Rock Vegas?

netflix.hs.llnwd.net
 
2013-01-28 09:59:46 PM  

Cheesdog: What I would give to hear glass breaking right now..........


Or Lesnar's guitar waw waw, that would be good too
 
2013-01-28 09:59:58 PM  

fatalvenom: Ok, which one of you armpit-sniffers was this:

Link

Link


HA!!
 
2013-01-28 10:00:03 PM  
fark you rock, go back to making crappy movies
 
2013-01-28 10:00:18 PM  
SHIELDS 2 JOHNSONS

*clap clap clapclapclap*

SHIELDS 2 JOHNSONS

*clap clap clapclapclap*
 
2013-01-28 10:00:23 PM  
"I'd like to thank Vince McMahon for allowing me to avoid wellness tests!"
 
2013-01-28 10:00:25 PM  

emtbiz: fark the rock


This is my first time posting in a Fark wrestling thread, but I've lurked. I'm not sure I get all the Rock hate. He's a much better personality than most of what the WWE has to offer elsewhere.
 
2013-01-28 10:00:34 PM  

ShiningWizard: Cheesdog: What I would give to hear glass breaking right now..........

That or just have Taker come out, stare at rock and point to the Maina sign already!!!


Please dear God...be right!
 
2013-01-28 10:00:52 PM  

fatalvenom: Ok, which one of you armpit-sniffers was this:

Link

Link


LMAO. I love this. Its definitely still real to him.
 
2013-01-28 10:00:53 PM  

The_Y2P_Problem: Cheesdog: What I would give to hear glass breaking right now..........

I'll be happy with two bursts of static.


ShiningWizard: Cheesdog: What I would give to hear glass breaking right now..........

That or just have Taker come out, stare at rock and point to the Maina sign already!!!


Anything, just shut the hell up Rock
 
2013-01-28 10:01:01 PM  
HAHA WOMEN FIGHT EACH OTHER GET IT!?

You mean the Rock will talk for an hour in a barely-threaded-together coherency that would essentially be a run-on sentence? :D :D :D :D And sing silly songs? And make references to pie and orifices?

...

what do you mean it isn't 2001?
 
2013-01-28 10:01:04 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: SHIELDS 2 JOHNSONS

*clap clap clapclapclap*

SHIELDS 2 JOHNSONS

*clap clap clapclapclap*


I interpreted that very differently than you probably intended.
 
2013-01-28 10:01:04 PM  
And now he buries Punk's title reign. At least Cena gave him props.
 
2013-01-28 10:01:06 PM  
The two points *don't* have to be mutually exclusive, Rock.

Punk could've been a jerk AND correct about all those people.
 
2013-01-28 10:01:18 PM  

emtbiz: fark right, i hate adr, because after all the bs he got away with as a heel, he never got what was coming, and now all of a sudden it's ok because he's a face, screw that, i hope big show legit hurts adr


Thank you.
 
2013-01-28 10:01:36 PM  

Cheesdog: What I would give to hear glass breaking right now..........


Link
 
2013-01-28 10:01:40 PM  
Does Rikishi count as "the Rock's family"? Because...

pwjournal.files.wordpress.com
/oh, and "twinkie tits" = NOT PG
 
2013-01-28 10:01:43 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: MagSeven: TheManofPA: silgryphon: Raktastic: Wow for my first FWC post ever I was close to stealing the Fungus award from eddie. Congrats eddie

BOOM CHAIRSHOT TO THE HEAD

Welcome to the FWC

silgryphon........GET THE TABLES

*Ahem! As the resident fWc black guy, I believe I am responsible for all lumber retrieval.
/It's in my contract with Vince!

I'm sorry, but I lmao at that.  Nicely played!


Please, like Vince would ever give a black guy a good contract after Mizark.

/man I miss Mark Henry right now
//did not think I'd post that EVER
 
2013-01-28 10:01:47 PM  
Rock doesn't like those flabby dudes, oh no. He doesn't like the tattooed ones either. Rock likes his strudel lean and clean.
 
2013-01-28 10:01:48 PM  

brookgo: emtbiz: fark the rock

This is my first time posting in a Fark wrestling thread, but I've lurked. I'm not sure I get all the Rock hate. He's a much better personality than most of what the WWE has to offer elsewhere.


Jesus I am busy tonight

BOOM CHAIRSHOT TO THE HEAD. WELCOME TO THE FWC


We hate rock because he comes in from doing movies and gets to be champ for it
 
2013-01-28 10:01:53 PM  
twinkietits
/Be A Star
 
2013-01-28 10:01:53 PM  
Says the man who needed a boob reduction in '99.
 
2013-01-28 10:01:54 PM  

brookgo: emtbiz: fark the rock

This is my first time posting in a Fark wrestling thread, but I've lurked. I'm not sure I get all the Rock hate. He's a much better personality than most of what the WWE has to offer elsewhere.


True for the most part, but we hate that he comes back part time, promos his movies, and gets an automatic title.

We're all Rock marks in one way or another, but the recent events have been crappy booking
 
2013-01-28 10:01:56 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: ShiningWizard: [i1263.photobucket.com image 392x406]

silly question - did you grab all of those Trixie pics and Photoshop them (for the nexus logo), or were they already out there?

/just curious


I PShop the fWc Nexus logo over the gem. My way of staying in character, lulz
 
2013-01-28 10:01:58 PM  
Rock, just bury Cole while you're at it douche.
 
2013-01-28 10:02:04 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-28 10:02:05 PM  
Rock is definitely the best dessert insulter of all time
 
2013-01-28 10:02:06 PM  

brookgo: emtbiz: fark the rock

This is my first time posting in a Fark wrestling thread, but I've lurked. I'm not sure I get all the Rock hate. He's a much better personality than most of what the WWE has to offer elsewhere.


It's because he's here for a paycheck, will wrestle one match before Wrestlemania (Elimination Chamber), and will leave again once Cena beats him.

He's the most expensive transitional champ ever.
 
2013-01-28 10:02:26 PM  
You know, my biggest complaint with Rock's current run is that he rarely refers to himself in the 3rd person any more. That little quirk really added a dimension of arrogance to the character, and I miss that. Now he's just Dwayne Johnson playing The Rock.
 
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