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(Bleacher Report)   With the roulette wheel spinning, there's no telling what we'll see on tonight's RAW (8pm est). Whatever happens though, you can be sure that Vince always wins   (bleacherreport.com) divider line 1972
    More: Cool, John Cena, Raw Roulette, Dwayne Johnson, Rey Mysterio, roulette, WWE Championship  
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2013-01-28 08:57:31 PM  
that dropkick sucks

"very rare dropkick" - JBL
yeah let's keep it that way
 
2013-01-28 08:57:35 PM  
Okay.... I get back from the funeral reception, turn on RAW and see John Cena and Fred Flintstone on my tv screen as the first image.

fark that!

Heenan and Monsoon got better shiat to do!
 
2013-01-28 08:57:56 PM  
CSB: I have underwear the exact color and style of Cody's trunks tonight.

/you're welcome
 
2013-01-28 08:58:05 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Cena? Ugh.

Cody Rhodes should take off a fancy glove, slap the ref with it, and say "I QUIT THIS CHARADE OF A MATCH, SIRRAH."


close!
 
2013-01-28 08:58:08 PM  

clintster: KellyKellyKelly:clintster: The_Y2P_Problem: KellyKellyKelly: eddievercetti: I wish for the WWE bookers to get hit by a bus fall from the rafters.hang out with Mike Awesome stay in a motel room with Jimmy Snuka have a pillow fight at the Benoits'. get adopted by the Von Erich family go scrapbooking with Sid Vicious get into the illegal cigarette trade with Dino Bravo.

Fixed.

 
2013-01-28 08:58:10 PM  
Rhodes: More sense than anyone else in the locker room.
 
2013-01-28 08:58:12 PM  
Well, at least Cody said what we ALL were thinking.
 
2013-01-28 08:58:12 PM  
and the regular suplex that is called as a fisherman's suplex for some reason
 
2013-01-28 08:58:20 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Cena? Ugh.

Cody Rhodes should take off a fancy glove, slap the ref with it, and say "I QUIT THIS CHARADE OF A MATCH, SIRRAH."


WIZARD HAT!!!!
 
2013-01-28 08:58:21 PM  
Even Cody knows no one wants to watch Cena 'Rastle
 
2013-01-28 08:58:30 PM  

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Cena? Ugh.

Cody Rhodes should take off a fancy glove, slap the ref with it, and say "I QUIT THIS CHARADE OF A MATCH, SIRRAH."


So close.
 
2013-01-28 08:58:39 PM  
Eh at least it was quick for Cody
 
2013-01-28 08:58:40 PM  
This was on 411wrestling today.

it really says everything about the WWE today



If you had told me, that CM Punk was going to be champion for 443 (or whatever) days, and that the last six months of his reign would have him be a heel with Paul Heyman as his manager, I would said "nice fantasy booking." However, that's exactly what happened...and it was an incredibly underachieving 443 (or whatever) days. Punk had lots of great matches (the ones with Bryan, Cena, and now, The Rock immediately come to mind), but there just wasn't a lot of gripping storylines. At least for me. Obviously, a super long Punk reign is preferable almost by default to the hot potato reigns we've been getting for years. That doesn't mean that Punk's reign was anything special. It's just better than the dumpster fire that's been the booking of the WWE Championship for the last five years. Part of the problem was clearly that even though Punk was the champion for over a year, John Cena was still "the man."

That is a huge farking problem. Cena has been "the man" in the WWE for almost eight years now. You know how long Steve Austin was "the man?" 18 months. Sure he had another run in 2001, but he was a heel for most of it, and he was overshadowed by the hideous Invasion storyline. WWE needs to move on from John Cena in the worst way. Instead of doing that, they are trying to convince us that 2012 was a bad year for him, and that we should be thrilled that he's about to win the WWE Championship again in two months. Ugh.
 
2013-01-28 08:58:40 PM  
cody rhodes should pull a jeff jarrett and just lay-down
 
2013-01-28 08:58:55 PM  
YES YES YES YES YES

I ALMOST SORTA KINDA CALLED IT

...

Fark you for ruining what could have been Cody Rhodes' most triumphant moment, Cena.
 
2013-01-28 08:58:57 PM  
That was a straight-up squash. He's not Cody Rude, he's Cody Horowitz.
 
2013-01-28 08:59:01 PM  
2013 - The Year Of Cena
 
2013-01-28 08:59:03 PM  
FU CENA
 
2013-01-28 08:59:06 PM  
I really want Team Rhodes Scholars vs. Goldust/"The Dazzler" Daniel Bryan at WM.
 
2013-01-28 08:59:08 PM  
Errol Flynn ain't looking to well.

I laughed.
 
2013-01-28 08:59:11 PM  

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Shady_Short_Busser: GAH! Missed it by one...

Missed what?


Missed the tag title...I was post 501, as ShiningWizard is just TOO HAPPY to let me know, since she retains...

(...shakes tiny fist...)
 
2013-01-28 08:59:18 PM  
honestly there should be more matches like the one we just saw, cuz the midcard and uppercard needs to have a gap, and Cody is a midcarder
 
2013-01-28 08:59:27 PM  
NO! No talking!
 
2013-01-28 08:59:43 PM  
HEY!  Um, that guy there!  He has a blow up doll!
 
2013-01-28 08:59:48 PM  
GenesisCena
 
2013-01-28 08:59:48 PM  
Oh, we picked you alright...
 
2013-01-28 08:59:52 PM  
Cena wins after facing adversity? I AM SHOCKED
 
2013-01-28 09:00:05 PM  

Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: Okay.... I get back from the funeral reception, turn on RAW and see John Cena and Fred Flintstone on my tv screen as the first image.

fark that!

Heenan and Monsoon got better shiat to do!


Sorry, Boss... Tell you what, I'll make it up to you:

Steamboat vs. Roberts: Snake Pit Match on SNME
 
2013-01-28 09:00:06 PM  
BBBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 
2013-01-28 09:00:07 PM  
Shut the FARK up! *clap* *clap* *clapclapclap*
 
2013-01-28 09:00:10 PM  
"WHAT TITLE WILL CENA GO FOR?!"

Like we don't farking know already, geniuses.


EVERYONE PICKED YOU TO WIN THE RUMBLE, CENA, YOU ACTIVATED GOD MODE


my lip balm addiction: CSB: I have underwear the exact color and style of Cody's trunks tonight.

/you're welcome


Grand_Moff_Joseph: WIZARD HAT!!!!


ThatGuyGreg: So close.


Heh, I tried, anyways!
 
2013-01-28 09:00:14 PM  
So now he's going Full HHH on the rest of the roster?

What an asshole
 
2013-01-28 09:00:18 PM  
Shut your mouth Cena

Turn heel then I will cheer you
 
2013-01-28 09:00:29 PM  
Mrow. Hi Wade
 
2013-01-28 09:00:32 PM  
I hate your smiling face, John. Smug SOB.
 
2013-01-28 09:00:37 PM  
Cena winning the Rumble won me $45.  So...it's not all bad, I suppose.
 
2013-01-28 09:00:45 PM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: This was on 411wrestling today.

it really says everything about the WWE today


If you had told me, that CM Punk was going to be champion for 443 (or whatever) days, and that the last six months of his reign would have him be a heel with Paul Heyman as his manager, I would said "nice fantasy booking." However, that's exactly what happened...and it was an incredibly underachieving 443 (or whatever) days. Punk had lots of great matches (the ones with Bryan, Cena, and now, The Rock immediately come to mind), but there just wasn't a lot of gripping storylines. At least for me. Obviously, a super long Punk reign is preferable almost by default to the hot potato reigns we've been getting for years. That doesn't mean that Punk's reign was anything special. It's just better than the dumpster fire that's been the booking of the WWE Championship for the last five years. Part of the problem was clearly that even though Punk was the champion for over a year, John Cena was still "the man."

That is a huge farking problem. Cena has been "the man" in the WWE for almost eight years now. You know how long Steve Austin was "the man?" 18 months. Sure he had another run in 2001, but he was a heel for most of it, and he was overshadowed by the hideous Invasion storyline. WWE needs to move on from John Cena in the worst way. Instead of doing that, they are trying to convince us that 2012 was a bad year for him, and that we should be thrilled that he's about to win the WWE Championship again in two months. Ugh.


All of this. Jeez, Punk winning it in Chicago at MiTB seems like a decade ago.
 
2013-01-28 09:00:53 PM  
Unpredictable!  Underdog!  Unbelievable!

/"you know, like NOT believable!"
 
2013-01-28 09:00:58 PM  
THIS IS AWESOME.
 
2013-01-28 09:01:05 PM  
HAHA GO PHOENIX!!!
 
2013-01-28 09:01:06 PM  
Why everyone in the Rumble didn't team up and throw Cena out of the ring like Muhammad Hassan, I have no farking idea.


"This is the most important step... pointing at the Wrestlemania sign."

*points*
 
2013-01-28 09:01:12 PM  
no way Cena picks the Rock no one saw this coming holy shiat I thought for sure he'd pick ADR

lol CM Punk chants
 
2013-01-28 09:01:15 PM  
i'm predicting cena squashes every person he wrestles this year
 
2013-01-28 09:01:20 PM  
whoa, they actually had the camera on some Cena Sucks people?!
 
2013-01-28 09:01:21 PM  

silgryphon: Shut your mouth Cena

Turn heel then I will cheer you


This!
 
2013-01-28 09:01:28 PM  
CENA SUCKS chant in Las Vegas, lol.

Enjoy New Jersey, dude.
 
2013-01-28 09:01:35 PM  
Ah, the sound of a clear CENA SUCKS chant
 
2013-01-28 09:01:36 PM  
CM Punk/Cena Sucks chant. So no, nobody wants to see Cena win the WWE Championship again and be a 13 time World Champion.
 
2013-01-28 09:01:49 PM  

Shady_Short_Busser: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Shady_Short_Busser: GAH! Missed it by one...

Missed what?

Missed the tag title...I was post 501, as ShiningWizard is just TOO HAPPY to let me know, since she retains...

(...shakes tiny fist...)


i1263.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-28 09:01:52 PM  
How is it gonna be Cm punk. He won't get rematch untill after Wrestlemania
 
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