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2013-01-28 08:23:06 PM
I'd so love to see a crowd somewhere give Cena the TNA crowd treatment.  Would be great
 
2013-01-28 08:23:32 PM

silgryphon: Jonny Chimpo: FinFangFark: Jonny Chimpo: Wizading it now. Brock comes out during Heyman's performance review, attacks Vince and this sets up HHH-Brock II

isn't it a bit too early?  We have 2 months don't we?

Do you remember the slow build to the Summerslam match? Attacked HHH, month off, challenge, month off, etc. My guess is Brock attacks Vince and HHH challenges him next week. Challenge answered after Brock messes around at EC

Brocl signed a two year deal so maybe more appearances by him. I would hope so anyway


please no HHH/Brock part 2, part 1 was really really bad
or if they do a part 2 let's not have the HHH pretends that he knows wtf he's doing at MMA spot
 
2013-01-28 08:23:43 PM
Raw is in Atlanta next week!
 
2013-01-28 08:24:01 PM
A match with a guest referee coming from a spin the wheel, make the deal scenario isn't as bad as a coal miner's glove match, but it's pretty shiatty.
 
2013-01-28 08:24:03 PM
man these two have some good ring chemistry IMO.
 
2013-01-28 08:24:12 PM
Why are you booing him? ANTONIO IS FIGHTING FOR *AMERICA*, DAMMIT


CipollinaFan: We need to go the prime timeline and ensure that Ziggler The Godfather wins the Rumble.


IF we're going that route, GOLDUST.


robsul82: Ziggler's is pretty awesome. Punk's is funny, but gets exhausting when he catalogs every fan that asks him for an autograph while he's taking a piss or whatnot.


I'll have to check out Ziggler's feed, then.
 
2013-01-28 08:24:20 PM
I wouldn't mind Rock having the belt so much if he was still full time. The guy is still in great shape and it is still believable that he can get it done. He needs to get some new ideas for his promos though.
 
2013-01-28 08:24:30 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: FINALLY, AFTER SEVERAL MONTHS OF LEAVING YOU ALL, THE ROCK IS BACK AND WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU AGAIN UNTIL IT'S TIME TO LEAVE AGAIN AND MAKE MOVIES AND STUFF


I'll admit, I don't recall seeing you in here before.  But, you're off to a damn good start!  :D
 
2013-01-28 08:24:39 PM
I hate the light rail, causing me to be late.

Phoenix Screwjob, I like it.
 
2013-01-28 08:24:42 PM
Loving, just LOVING that Cesaro's getting over as heel. He's been quietly booked and allowed to grow slowly. I'm a Claudio mark.
 
2013-01-28 08:24:53 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: FINALLY, AFTER SEVERAL MONTHS OF LEAVING YOU ALL, THE ROCK IS BACK AND WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU AGAIN UNTIL IT'S TIME TO LEAVE AGAIN AND MAKE MOVIES AND STUFF


When DOES that second G.I. Joe movie come out anyways? I want to see it. I loves me some Joe and the trailer for this one had Cobra Commander in his mask!
 
2013-01-28 08:25:12 PM
If Brock Lesnar was the special guest referee, we'd at least get some gratuitous references to Jimmy John's sandwiches. Miz is just... there.
 
2013-01-28 08:25:15 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: I'll have to check out Ziggler's feed, then.


kwout.com
 
2013-01-28 08:25:15 PM

phedex: man these two have some good ring chemistry IMO.


This x20.
 
2013-01-28 08:25:16 PM
I LOVE JBL calling Cole out on being totally biased. And the shame look was beautiful.

Oh yeah. There's an Orton!

Also, on the Randy love - he has nice thighs too. They're kind of mesmerizing, now that his baby oil supply got re appropriated by Otunga.
 
2013-01-28 08:25:25 PM

TheManofPA: The_Y2P_Problem: Grand_Moff_Joseph: TheManofPA: Grand_Moff_Joseph: FWC's Log, stardate 45224.29. Day One of our existence under the rule of the Corporate Elbow.

After seeing our hero unceremoniously jobbed out to the machinations of Dear Leader Vince and his squad of bookers, we, the intrepid crew of the U.S.S. FWC, have never been less sure of what lies before us.  Our best...maybe our only hope....is that the tyrannical reign of the Corporate Elbow will be part-time, as some have foretold.  Nonetheless, we will persevere, as we have done so often before when Dear Leader Vince runs wild on the fans.

Now, we look to ourselves for strength, and to some of our best members for leadership in these hard times.  If we're lucky, the Great and Powerful Trixie can find a way to harness the Elements of Smarkony, and together with our Blazer Champion, the mysterious Man from PA, his buddy from St. Paul, the dynamic duo of Bobby and the Gorilla, and many more, we can use the Elements to call upon the spirit of our friend ++BZZZCARRLOST++ and his allies from Japan to banish Vince and his hired elbow from our midst.

Sorry, I'm late. I was "entering Randy Orton into the Elimination Chamber"

And since I don't see it upthread, DIBS ON KIRK ROLE!

I call Scotty!

/she's gonna blow, Cap'n!

I wanna be Wesley. That way when all you farkers fail, I swoop in, save the day, and get all the credit.


Just make sure you wear the sweater when you do.
 
2013-01-28 08:25:44 PM

verbaltoxin: Loving, just LOVING that Cesaro's getting over as heel. He's been quietly booked and allowed to grow slowly. I'm a Claudio mark.


same here...I love how they are building him as a guy with strength...and the taunting of America by being a Pro-American heel is so good.
 
2013-01-28 08:26:01 PM
Local cable's showing an ad for RAW in Atlanta next week, featuring a main event of Cena and Ryberg vs. Ziggles and "WWE champ" CM Punk. I know it's all "card subject to change", but I'd be wiling to bet this is the main event next week even without the belt in the mix.
 
2013-01-28 08:26:19 PM
www.wwe.com
I FIGHT FOR YOU PEOPLE, THE U S OF A!

This angle can't end without Cesaro taking the oath of allegiance to become a citizen, and doing the national anthem.

I think he can actually get people to boo the national anthem.

MAKE IT HAPPEN, WWE.
 
2013-01-28 08:26:20 PM

nbrfwhoooo: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: FINALLY, AFTER SEVERAL MONTHS OF LEAVING YOU ALL, THE ROCK IS BACK AND WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU AGAIN UNTIL IT'S TIME TO LEAVE AGAIN AND MAKE MOVIES AND STUFF

When DOES that second G.I. Joe movie come out anyways? I want to see it. I loves me some Joe and the trailer for this one had Cobra Commander in his mask!


It was supposed to come out last June. Then Channing Tatum, who got killed off in the beginning of the film, got popular so they had to refilm it with him still alive.
 
2013-01-28 08:26:41 PM
This has been a legitimately good match.
 
2013-01-28 08:26:53 PM
Orton goes to that place....the bathroom
 
2013-01-28 08:26:54 PM
RAW in ATL? It will end well.
 
2013-01-28 08:27:07 PM
Cole just called that spinning back elbow a flying uppercut? How the hell would you land an uppercut off the top rope
 
2013-01-28 08:27:17 PM
I need to share: That's no action figure

MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZ

Hey thank God he's not wearing the sleeveless, skin-tight HBK referee shirt that's knotted at the back. XD
 
2013-01-28 08:27:18 PM
This is a good match to get Miz over as a face, and start the Orton heel turn.
 
2013-01-28 08:27:34 PM
Jurassic Park?

A WILD FUNKASAURUS APPEARS

IT'S... not super effective.


Miz's counting skills are AAAAAAAAAWESOME


Grand_Moff_Joseph: I'll admit, I don't recall seeing you in here before. But, you're off to a damn good start! :D


Heh, I'm usually not around for these, but while I'm here, what the hey! I'm usually always reading these threads the day after. Love the commentary!


nbrfwhoooo: When DOES that second G.I. Joe movie come out anyways? I want to see it. I loves me some Joe and the trailer for this one had Cobra Commander in his mask!


I think this summer, but it will be pushed up to next summer to give The Rock more of a chance to spout off streams of food-related gibberish.
 
2013-01-28 08:27:36 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Igor Jakovsky: Really, a farking twitter crawl? Have they had that up before and I just noticed it tonight?

Because this show doesn't have enough passive-aggressive remarks from Zack Ryder.


I like to think that he posts or at least lurks in these threads.
 
2013-01-28 08:28:06 PM
Good guys doing bad guy stuff.
 
2013-01-28 08:28:08 PM
That IS ridiculous, JBL.
 
2013-01-28 08:28:14 PM
Hey what do you know I was right
 
2013-01-28 08:28:16 PM
I'm gonna add "RKO out of nowhere" to the checklist


/JBL is right too
 
2013-01-28 08:28:16 PM

TheManofPA: my lip balm addiction: The_Y2P_Problem: Grand_Moff_Joseph: TheManofPA: Grand_Moff_Joseph: FWC's Log, stardate 45224.29. Day One of our existence under the rule of the Corporate Elbow.

After seeing our hero unceremoniously jobbed out to the machinations of Dear Leader Vince and his squad of bookers, we, the intrepid crew of the U.S.S. FWC, have never been less sure of what lies before us.  Our best...maybe our only hope....is that the tyrannical reign of the Corporate Elbow will be part-time, as some have foretold.  Nonetheless, we will persevere, as we have done so often before when Dear Leader Vince runs wild on the fans.

Now, we look to ourselves for strength, and to some of our best members for leadership in these hard times.  If we're lucky, the Great and Powerful Trixie can find a way to harness the Elements of Smarkony, and together with our Blazer Champion, the mysterious Man from PA, his buddy from St. Paul, the dynamic duo of Bobby and the Gorilla, and many more, we can use the Elements to call upon the spirit of our friend ++BZZZCARRLOST++ and his allies from Japan to banish Vince and his hired elbow from our midst.

Sorry, I'm late. I was "entering Randy Orton into the Elimination Chamber"

And since I don't see it upthread, DIBS ON KIRK ROLE!

I call Scotty!

/she's gonna blow, Cap'n!

I wanna be Wesley. That way when all you farkers fail, I swoop in, save the day, and get all the credit.

Can I be the token red shirt?

Yes

You've died due to some random attack by the unknown species of this planet.

/it was not death by snu snu


Not death by snu snu?

/really wanted to die by Amazon snu snu
 
2013-01-28 08:28:16 PM
That was non-title, right?
 
2013-01-28 08:28:24 PM
And Pepperoni Nipples goes down.
 
2013-01-28 08:28:35 PM
That was a surprisingly decent match with a nice feud building end.
 
2013-01-28 08:28:36 PM
Yep, gotta go with the RKO. As usual. Oh well, Cesaro's still over.

Get 'em to boo the Star Spangled Banner. Oh f*ck, I should be booking this shiat.
 
2013-01-28 08:28:36 PM
When cesaro did that uppercut off the ropes i instictively went:

TIIIIIIIIIGER

4.bp.blogspot.com

Actually...the resemblance betweeen him and sagat is kind of creepy.
 
2013-01-28 08:28:58 PM
Orton: Face who really is a heel.
 
2013-01-28 08:29:01 PM
i869.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-28 08:29:09 PM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Tenor Reaper: Crazy Pissed off Uncle Punk is awesome

FROTHYRAGERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THIS is where he needs to go back to his old theme music, because now he's CRAZY!Punk.


Fisty Bum: Zack Ryder's twitter feed is the most depressing thing ever.

Big E Langston's Twitter feed, on the other hand, is the greatest thing ever.


The Best of Big E Langston:
"@lindseyhxx: I love you @BigELangston." It's at least 3 am where you live & a school night. Shouldn't you be making memes or something?

"@MGnops: can you interview me after I graduate in June?" Only via the social media platform that's taking the world by storm, Tout!!!

"@childrenscards: can you be there to announce the birth of my child" Only if you meet my rider's terms: copious amounts of @pancheros.

Damn, damn, damn! If I hadn't been stuffing my face with Vienna sausages backstage! My bad, Dolph. Should have been there. #RoyalRumble

Thinking of changing my twitter bio to: "Several non sequiturs to show you all how witty yet blasé I am."

And the king: Tonight, #TeamBodilyFluids (@HEELZiggler @WWEAJLee) erupts & oozes all over Phoenix. #RoyalRumble


THIS MAN NEEDS MORE TV TIME!
 
2013-01-28 08:29:41 PM
Antonio lives another day.
 
2013-01-28 08:29:47 PM
God i hate how Vince books heels...
 
2013-01-28 08:29:47 PM
That was actually a good match too.
 
2013-01-28 08:29:49 PM
AN RKO OUT OF... somewhere telegraphed.


Also, I highly doubt that the Miz is unbiased as a ref. Just a hunch.


robsul82: kwout.com


*points to the Starrcade sign*


Igor Jakovsky: I like to think that he posts or at least lurks in these threads.


*snert*

Makes sense, no?
 
2013-01-28 08:30:09 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Orton goes to that place....the bathroom


You mean the locker room, we all know he can't poop in a toilet.
 
2013-01-28 08:30:14 PM

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: nbrfwhoooo: Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: FINALLY, AFTER SEVERAL MONTHS OF LEAVING YOU ALL, THE ROCK IS BACK AND WILL NEVER LEAVE YOU AGAIN UNTIL IT'S TIME TO LEAVE AGAIN AND MAKE MOVIES AND STUFF

When DOES that second G.I. Joe movie come out anyways? I want to see it. I loves me some Joe and the trailer for this one had Cobra Commander in his mask!

It was supposed to come out last June. Then Channing Tatum, who got killed off in the beginning of the film, got popular so they had to refilm it with him still alive.


Please tell me you are kidding.

*off to google*
 
2013-01-28 08:30:14 PM
Oh god...this won't end well.
 
2013-01-28 08:30:15 PM
"Okay, Vickie.  A girl says to her father, 'Can I borrow the car tonight...?'"
 
2013-01-28 08:30:20 PM
FEED ME FIVE GUYS!

/It was good.
 
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