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(Foobies)   Meet 'house of doom', the Berlin building that keeps killing its inhabitants, probably   (thelocal.de) divider line 31
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-01-28 11:39:42 AM
16 votes:
Only nine in 15 years. German death houses used to kill much more efficiently.
2013-01-28 10:41:57 AM
11 votes:
GET OFF MY LAWN, ASSHOLES!

www.samruby.com
2013-01-28 01:56:36 PM
3 votes:
Sounds like a perfect place for next season's The Real World.
2013-01-28 01:01:41 PM
3 votes:
Is there a Delicatessen on the first floor?
2013-01-28 12:41:20 PM
3 votes:
1. Car Accident
2, Car Accident
3. Suicide
4. Murder
5. Murder
6. Moidered
7. Moidered
8. Suicided
9. Suicided

Not one "chandelier slips from it's hook and swings across the dinner table decapitating many". Not one "hot chick trapped in a shower and the hot water suddenly goes up to 220 degrees". Not even a "knife falling from an overhead rack in to the skull of the evil housekeeper".

Not even a dance of death in this town. It's more like a Spandau Ballet.
2013-01-28 02:20:37 PM
2 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-01-28 01:37:01 PM
2 votes:
I was thinking I kept seeing this place over and over again on "House Hunters International".
Home comes with 3 bedrooms, 2 1/2 baths, a fully equipped gourmet kitchen, a curse, and a two-car garage with workshop space.
2013-01-28 01:03:55 PM
2 votes:
All houses kill their inhabitants. Some are just less......patient than others.
2013-01-28 12:52:13 PM
2 votes:

GBB: Baby hatch? That's a thing?


babyboomeradvisorclub.com
What a baby hatch may look like.
2013-01-28 11:37:41 AM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-01-28 06:17:08 PM
1 votes:

ghostwind: lilplatinum: "Tabloid newspaper Bild dug up the details."

Ahh the Bild, Germany's answer to the New York Post.

sadly the Bild is much, much, much worse that the New York post...


Yeah but at least you get to look at tits when you read the Bild.
2013-01-28 06:03:13 PM
1 votes:
It's all the fault of that... odd looking... figurine.
2013-01-28 03:25:02 PM
1 votes:

extroverted_suicide: Insult Comic Bishounen: A "house of doom?" Or perhaps a "doom house?"

[imageshack.us image 300x247]

Doom.... HOUSE?


*dee-dee-dee! dee-dee-dee! dee-dee-dee!
*BOOM-BOOM-crunch-BOOM BOOM!*
*BOOM-BOOM-crunch-BOOM BOOM!*
*waaai-dunk-chunk-chunka-chunkchunk!*
*waaai-dunk-chunk-chunka-chunkchunk!*
*waaai-dunk -dunk- dunk -dunk...*

"DOOOOoooooM.
Doom Haus!
Doom Haus micht!

DOOOOoooooM.
Doom Haus!
Doom Haus micht!
Doom Haus MIIIICHT!

Doom Haus micht gefraght,
Doom Haus micht gefraght,
Doom Haus micht gefraght,
And I speak Deutsche nein!
2013-01-28 02:00:12 PM
1 votes:
"GEH....RAUS...."
2013-01-28 01:53:49 PM
1 votes:

berylman: It's not a fun exercise to imagine the logic of a murderer but I must admit a little curiosity as to why he spared his infant daughter and killed his 3 and 6 year old sons. Already corrupted by the world at a young age? Sexism? Who knows its farked up.


That is an easy one. The 3 & 6 year old could have identified his corpse as the killer. He killed them so he wouldn't get caught.
2013-01-28 01:47:24 PM
1 votes:
A "house of doom?" Or perhaps a "doom house?"

imageshack.us
2013-01-28 01:42:03 PM
1 votes:
New thing learned from TFA: Baby Hatch
2013-01-28 01:37:39 PM
1 votes:

ZAZ: Only nine in 15 years. German death houses used to kill much more efficiently.


Ahahaha. Geez, it's even worse that I chortled at that because I am German.
2013-01-28 01:28:32 PM
1 votes:
"I hadn't fully ascertained your attitude towards the tenants!"
2013-01-28 01:24:35 PM
1 votes:
So, you don't want the abattoir, then?
2013-01-28 01:07:58 PM
1 votes:

Fano: He who breaks the law, must go back to the house of pain


And get out their seats and jump around?
2013-01-28 12:43:43 PM
1 votes:
I don't think this much is true,
2013-01-28 12:43:39 PM
1 votes:
He who breaks the law, must go back to the house of pain
2013-01-28 12:39:00 PM
1 votes:
If you live in a house, you will die.

GASP!
2013-01-28 12:34:23 PM
1 votes:
There once was a house in Berlin
That did several people in
They should gather 'round
And burn to the ground
As reasons for living there thin
2013-01-28 12:34:19 PM
1 votes:

GBB: Baby hatch? That's a thing?


Yup.
You put the kids in, ring the bell. leave.

Also known and Ding dong dash.

/Or, you could be thinking of the American Colloquialism, baby hatch for vajayjay.
2013-01-28 12:33:26 PM
1 votes:
The debt-riddled asset consultant had suffocated them all before killing himself with a plastic bag. He had previously given up his infant daughter into a baby hatch.

If you take an infant daughter to an infant hatch, what do you take to a booby hatch?

Not gonna google Booby Hatch or Booby Hatchery. I don't need the network goons coming by and beating me about the spleen.
2013-01-28 12:31:22 PM
1 votes:
Any local nursing home has that topped weekly.
GBB
2013-01-28 12:30:55 PM
1 votes:

AirForceVet: FTA: Summer 2012 and Berlin police were called to the building's maisonette apartment, where they found the bodies of 69-year-old Kristian B., his wife Kathrin, 28, and their two sons aged six and three.

The debt-riddled asset consultant had suffocated them all before killing himself with a plastic bag. He had previously given up his infant daughter into a baby hatch.

 I hate stories like this where the husband goes off, kills his wife and kids, then commits suicide. Just kill yourself if you must but don't take anyone else with you.

I love stories where older men have hot young wives and started a new family. Gives me hope I'll get lucky, though unlikely in Huntsville, Alabama.


Baby hatch? That's a thing?
2013-01-28 12:29:40 PM
1 votes:
It takes my breath away.
2013-01-28 10:46:58 AM
1 votes:
Challenge accepted.
 
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