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(Foobies)   Meet 'house of doom', the Berlin building that keeps killing its inhabitants, probably   (thelocal.de) divider line 15
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2013-01-28 12:38:52 PM
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AirForceVet: FTA: Summer 2012 and Berlin police were called to the building's maisonette apartment, where they found the bodies of 69-year-old Kristian B., his wife Kathrin, 28, and their two sons aged six and three.

The debt-riddled asset consultant had suffocated them all before killing himself with a plastic bag. He had previously given up his infant daughter into a baby hatch.

 I hate stories like this where the husband goes off, kills his wife and kids, then commits suicide. Just kill yourself if you must but don't take anyone else with you.

I love stories where older men have hot young wives and started a new family. Gives me hope I'll get lucky, though unlikely in Huntsville, Alabama.


Older men with hot young wives are usually total scumbags. I personally know of too many cases where fellows left a wife with multiple children, just pretended they didn't exist, and left them to suffer in poverty. Some years ago this also carried a brutal social stygmata and there wasn't the social policies in place back then to provide support money for these families. Meanwhile that same thoughtless cocksmith who thinks nothing of walking away from his primary responsibility is probably not the kind of thoughtful guy who will make sure Insurance benefits will be in place when he keels over and his second or third wife is left with a few children or teens to feed. Many a fellow has a lady friend on the side as a quiet, discreet arrangement and the family doesn't suffer for it, they may even benefit as she helps him to stay in good cheer. But a fellow who is going to recite wedding vows, populate the Earth and then behave as if he's a young footloose bachelor is nothing shy of a self-involved bastard. You're better than to admire the likes of that.
2013-01-28 01:56:36 PM
1 votes:
Sounds like a perfect place for next season's The Real World.
2013-01-28 12:59:58 PM
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2013-01-28 12:48:35 PM
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pute kisses like a man: untaken_name: KrispyKritter: You're better than to admire the likes of that.

Yeah, like that Aristotle guy. You shouldn't admire him, because he said that the ideal age for marriage was 18 for women and 40 for men.

well, no matter how smart and clever Aristotle may have been, I have no reason to believe he wasn't an asshole to boot.


Wait, are assholes not admirable now? Whoa, history's gonna need some serious revision. Two of my favorite assholes:

upload.wikimedia.org

upload.wikimedia.org
2013-01-28 12:47:08 PM
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AirForceVet: I love stories where older men have hot young wives and started a new family. Gives me hope I'll get lucky, though unlikely in Huntsville, Alabama.


Do you really want to start having children when you're over 50? I can think of about twenty reasons why this is not a particularly fantastic idea.
2013-01-28 12:44:36 PM
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untaken_name: KrispyKritter: You're better than to admire the likes of that.

Yeah, like that Aristotle guy. You shouldn't admire him, because he said that the ideal age for marriage was 18 for women and 40 for men.


well, no matter how smart and clever Aristotle may have been, I have no reason to believe he wasn't an asshole to boot.
2013-01-28 12:43:43 PM
1 votes:
I don't think this much is true,
2013-01-28 12:43:39 PM
1 votes:
He who breaks the law, must go back to the house of pain
2013-01-28 12:34:23 PM
1 votes:
There once was a house in Berlin
That did several people in
They should gather 'round
And burn to the ground
As reasons for living there thin
2013-01-28 12:31:22 PM
1 votes:
Any local nursing home has that topped weekly.
2013-01-28 12:31:11 PM
1 votes:
FTA: "The debt-riddled asset consultant had suffocated them all before killing himself with a plastic bag. He had previously given up his infant daughter into a baby hatch."

Damn. I hope that little girl never finds out about her real parents.
2013-01-28 12:12:15 PM
1 votes:

ZAZ: Only nine in 15 years. German death houses used to kill much more efficiently.



Good thing I don't believe in Hell, because I'd be going to it.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-01-28 11:39:42 AM
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Only nine in 15 years. German death houses used to kill much more efficiently.
2013-01-28 11:37:41 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-01-28 10:41:57 AM
1 votes:
GET OFF MY LAWN, ASSHOLES!

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