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(Deadspin)   The latest sport to fall victim to a doping scandal? Take a guess. Nope. No, not that one. Probably no one will get this   (deadspin.com) divider line 24
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2013-01-28 11:16:27 AM
4 votes:
Nobody yet? I'm mean, come on!

i695.photobucket.com
2013-01-28 11:07:33 AM
3 votes:
Last time I went curling I saw plenty of people who would have tested positive for Labatt's, Molson, and Moosehead.
2013-01-28 12:33:58 PM
2 votes:

snocone: This one time, at Wheelchair Curling Camp, we all thought it would be fun to,,,


You sick bastard.

My dog's hair never grew back right.
2013-01-28 11:26:34 AM
2 votes:
2013-01-28 11:19:14 AM
2 votes:
This one time, at Wheelchair Curling Camp, we all thought it would be fun to,,,
2013-01-28 11:16:57 AM
2 votes:

The Martian Manhandler: imfallen_angel: Dang it... so close... I guessed curling... but missed the possibility of the wheelchair aspect...

Cybernetic: I got the "curling" part right, but not the "wheelchair" part.

/No, really.

Me too. I had no idea 'wheelchair curling' even existed.


It sounds like a cruel joke like wheelchair cliff diving
2013-01-28 11:15:11 AM
2 votes:
FTA: Jim Armstrong, a member of the Canadian Curling Hall of Fame

Seriously, did they need to mention that it was Canadian?

/ thought that'd be a given
2013-01-28 11:07:28 AM
2 votes:
I knew it. Bastard! I am burning his Rookie Card.
2013-01-28 11:06:43 AM
2 votes:
Dammit. I guessed paralympic billiards. So close.
2013-01-28 04:04:11 PM
1 votes:
this kind of news is crippling to the sport.
2013-01-28 02:40:09 PM
1 votes:
bergenwheelers.homestead.com
2013-01-28 12:21:27 PM
1 votes:

lack of warmth: Also, I am not sure why Viagra would play a part into this or do I even want to know.


"Listen, lady, how did you think I threw the stone without arms or legs?"
2013-01-28 11:27:17 AM
1 votes:
I was really hoping for roller farking.
2013-01-28 11:25:48 AM
1 votes:
I've always thought that the best way for athletes to hide the fact that they have taken performance enhancing drugs would be to just run a bit slower.
2013-01-28 11:24:02 AM
1 votes:
And another Armstrong involved in a doping sports scandal. When does it end?!?!?
2013-01-28 11:19:07 AM
1 votes:
Why is another Armstrong involved? Is this a family thing? Also, I am not sure why Viagra would play a part into this or do I even want to know. I am surprised this didn't involve powered wheelchairs.
2013-01-28 11:18:16 AM
1 votes:
I was going to say "golf" but anything that a middle-aged white man can do well is not a sport.

And that goes double for curling, where strictly speaking, you don't necessarily have to be able to stand up, seeing as it was invented by drunk Scots who played it on ponds, thus making it a lot like sailing--a dull sport with an added risk of drowning.

But I'm not surprised when I think it through. After all, how many sports are there where you can do better by taking drugs to make you duller?

Baseball, golf, curling ... can you think of other sports where being dull, slow and deliberative is an asset?

And please, I'll do the Canadian jokes, thank you, as I am Canadian. Like Jews, we can joke self-deprecatory circles around non-members of our tribe.

Screw those 60 year old Swedes. Nobody can beat a middle-aged white Canadian at the dull sports.

Cricket is not an exception. We beat the English in 1865 and then gave the game up forever, except for the  games played on the lawn of Government House in Ottawa by Pakistanis and Jamaicans.
2013-01-28 11:15:56 AM
1 votes:

imfallen_angel: Dang it... so close... I guessed curling... but missed the possibility of the wheelchair aspect...


Cybernetic: I got the "curling" part right, but not the "wheelchair" part.

/No, really.


Me too. I had no idea 'wheelchair curling' even existed.
2013-01-28 11:11:25 AM
1 votes:
MAR 16, 2012 10:40 AM

(Just so everybody knows this is an old post)
Skr
2013-01-28 11:10:01 AM
1 votes:
Saw this one dude that was curling in a wheelchair with hydraulics installed. F'er was brooming and bouncing to mexican polka.
2013-01-28 11:08:32 AM
1 votes:
Ahh...I was guessing Beer Pong
2013-01-28 11:07:30 AM
1 votes:
An anti-"biatch tits" drug,

1.bp.blogspot.com
2013-01-28 11:06:42 AM
1 votes:
"biatch tits"

giggity
2013-01-28 11:06:35 AM
1 votes:
Seems cruel to curl someone in a wheelchair.
 
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