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(WTOP)   Finally, the question has been asked: What exactly is Michelle Obama going to do with four more years? Mandatory arugula breakfast shakes for all? An outright ban on hamburgers? Warrantless exercise squads? What are your predictions?   (wtop.com) divider line 80
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2013-01-28 10:47:18 AM
Executive order eye-rolls for all.
 
2013-01-28 10:49:15 AM
Not pay attention to right-wing assholes like subby, for one thing.
 
2013-01-28 10:51:50 AM
More big bones.
 
2013-01-28 10:54:38 AM
Probably continue being a charismatic and dynamic first lady.  She's a fine representative of our nation.
 
2013-01-28 11:00:18 AM
Bangs!  Bangs everywhere!
 
2013-01-28 11:02:19 AM
You'll get my hamburger from by cold dead hands.
 
2013-01-28 11:04:33 AM
from MY cold dead hands.

Sorry, started thinking about Five Guys and da brain misfired...


mmmmm five guys...
 
2013-01-28 11:09:24 AM

nekom: Probably continue being a charismatic and dynamic first lady.  She's a fine representative of our nation.


As well as having every wardrobe choice, hairstyle choice her herself and her two girls picked over and criticized as if they were somehow eroding national security.
 
2013-01-28 11:09:25 AM
Ahhh...  Yes.

America, the "home of the brave" where everyone pisses themselves over their own paranoid fantasies from banned hamburgers and mandatory arugula for our kids to tubes of toothpaste and exploding underwear on airplanes.
 
2013-01-28 11:09:52 AM
"My Great Big Book of Table Manners" by Michelle Obama will be a best-seller.
 
2013-01-28 11:10:45 AM
Five Guys
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You are not prepared.
 
2013-01-28 11:12:51 AM
Michelle will continue to battle her arch-enemy, sleeves.
 
2013-01-28 11:16:59 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Five Guys
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You are not prepared.


That's a pretty substantial looking burger.  But I highly doubt there are five guys in it.
 
2013-01-28 11:27:12 AM

Diogenes: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Five Guys
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You are not prepared.

That's a pretty substantial looking burger.  But I highly doubt there are five guys in it.


That's all the usable meat from five North Koreans.
 
2013-01-28 11:27:38 AM
She's going to go full Lana from Archer.
 
2013-01-28 11:28:30 AM
Continue to suggest that people eat a healthier diet but wield no real power other than the power to frighten the Right?

/Of course, everything frightens the Right these days, so that is a power akin to converting Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.
 
2013-01-28 11:28:52 AM
She'll make America the first country to outright copy Japan's school meal plans. Or at least scrape up enough funds to have a few experimental school districts in the mid-west do it and despite any success they will be promptly scrapped by local Tea Baggers anyway. Because Socialism.
 
2013-01-28 11:29:26 AM
She'll continue to be stunned and disbelieving when people call her unnattractive and fat.
 
2013-01-28 11:29:41 AM
She'll add the Hamburgerlar to the approved drone strike list.
 
2013-01-28 11:29:44 AM
She'll say things that should be completely non-controversial like "Americans on the whole do not exercise enough or eat enough fruits and vegetables", and people will flip their shiat like she's somehow forcing them to live on wheatgrass and tofurkey.
 
2013-01-28 11:30:25 AM

WTF Indeed: She's going to go full Lana from Archer.


She's going full Truckasaurus hands?
 
2013-01-28 11:30:51 AM

Sybarite: Michelle will continue to battle her arch-enemy, sleeves.


She wants to ensure all Americans have the right to bare arms.
 
2013-01-28 11:31:02 AM
I don't care what she does as long as it pisses of Republicans I'm fine with it.
 
2013-01-28 11:31:21 AM
KILL WHITEY.
 
2013-01-28 11:33:22 AM

Diogenes: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Five Guys
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You are not prepared.

That's a pretty substantial looking burger.  But I highly doubt there are five guys in it.


From what I understand, the Five Guys is in reference to the sauce, not the patties.
 
2013-01-28 11:34:38 AM

give me doughnuts: As well as having every wardrobe choice, hairstyle choice her herself and her two girls picked over and criticized as if they were somehow eroding national security.


... Which only happens because the Republicans aren't comfortable with black women wearing anything other than maid uniforms while in the White House. Nice clothes mean that she's "Uppity!" Nice hair means that she "Doesn't know her place"!

/It's not playing the race card if it's demonstrably true.
 
2013-01-28 11:35:25 AM

WTF Indeed: She's going to go full Lana from Archer.


First of all: shiat-ass!

/Would love to have her tell Boener to "Shut his dick holster."
 
2013-01-28 11:42:25 AM
To predict the next four years, let's look at what the piss-ant complainers have been knotting their special underwear in a twist over for the LAST four years...

i50.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-28 11:43:10 AM
I donno, man. I'm all for protectin' our rights & stuff, but some of you fatties could really use being rounded up and hauled off to one of them there FEMA fitness camps I've been hearing so much about lately...
 
2013-01-28 11:44:07 AM

KatjaMouse: She'll make America the first country to outright copy Japan's school meal plans. Or at least scrape up enough funds to have a few experimental school districts in the mid-west do it and despite any success they will be promptly scrapped by local Tea Baggers anyway. Because Socialism.


Very cool stuff:

Schools in Japan, by contrast, give children the sort of food they'd get at home, not at a stadium. The meals are often made from scratch. They're balanced but hearty, heavy on rice and vegetables, fish and soups. The meals haven't changed much in four decades.

According to government data, Japan's child obesity rate, always among the world's lowest, has declined for each of the past six years, a period during which the country has expanded its dietary education program. But there is virtually no malnutrition resulting from poverty, and the Japanese live on average to 83, longer than any other population, according to the World Health Organization.
Link
 
2013-01-28 11:45:31 AM
I am always amused at how OUTRAAAAGED the right wing is over Michelle Obama's platform of "eat your vegetables and go play outside".
 
2013-01-28 11:46:06 AM

Jackpot777: To predict the next four years, let's look at what the piss-ant complainers have been knotting their special underwear in a twist over for the LAST four years...

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What am I looking at here
 
2013-01-28 11:51:57 AM

Hickory-smoked: Jackpot777: To predict the next four years, let's look at what the piss-ant complainers have been knotting their special underwear in a twist over for the LAST four years...

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What am I looking at here


During the 2008 Election, I started a graphic of things the [f]right[ened] wing claimed were outrages. And I kept it going. Arugula, the use of mustard, the World Cup soccer ball having a logo that, being an 'O', looked like Obama's logo, telling kids to stay in school is "indoctrination", Obamacare is "satanic", TelePrompTers, Obama having better basketball ability than McCain in NBA Jam, a wine name spelled incorrectly on a menu at the White House, how a former Burlington Coat Factory in Manhattan was sacred ground, and so on.

After four years, this was the end result. It's fun trying to guess / remember what the poutrages were about.

I already have started the second image.
 
2013-01-28 11:51:59 AM

what_now: I am always amused at how OUTRAAAAGED the right wing is over Michelle Obama's platform of "eat your vegetables and go play outside".


That's because most vegetables are grown in the socialist state of California with illegal labor that votes Democat and playing outside is free is which is like telling kids to "Go outside and play socialism."
 
2013-01-28 11:53:09 AM

what_now: I am always amused at how OUTRAAAAGED the right wing is over Michelle Obama's platform of "eat your vegetables and go play outside".


Well, we're talking about people that said the president saying "stay in school" is indoctrination. So there's that.
 
2013-01-28 11:53:16 AM

nekom: Probably continue being a charismatic and dynamic first lady.   She's a fine representative of our nation.


And a credit to her race?

/I keed, I keed
 
2013-01-28 11:54:48 AM
Plus if they spend all their time outside they will see the need for clean air and water and grow up to be job-killing tree huggers.
 
2013-01-28 11:55:06 AM

Prank Call of Cthulhu: WTF Indeed: She's going to go full Lana from Archer.

First of all: shiat-ass!

/Would love to have her tell Boener to "Shut his dick holster."


Lana: I find your lack of faith disturbing.
Cyril: I find your mannish hands disturbing.
Pam: I find them kind of sexy.
 
2013-01-28 11:56:39 AM

KatjaMouse: She'll make America the first country to outright copy Japan's school meal plans. Or at least scrape up enough funds to have a few experimental school districts in the mid-west do it and despite any success they will be promptly scrapped by local Tea Baggers anyway. Because Socialism.


I guess you forgot the outrage when the (Mitsubishi A6M) ZERObamas forced their daughters' ELITE private school to dishonor America's military by serving Japanese food on Pearl Harbor day.

Truly, that was a day that will live in infamy.
 
2013-01-28 11:59:49 AM

WTF Indeed: That's because most vegetables are grown in the socialist state of California with illegal labor that votes Democat


www.cats-on-tshirts.com
 
2013-01-28 12:05:22 PM

Parthenogenetic: That's all the usable meat from five North Koreans.




That's sick sad and wrong.

Well done sir!
 
2013-01-28 12:05:54 PM

PirateKing: She'll continue to be stunned and disbelieving when people call her unnattractive and fat.


However, she will not be stunned at all that some shiat kicker from Kentucky doesn't support her.
 
2013-01-28 12:07:02 PM
www.comicsbeat.com

Republican humor!
 
2013-01-28 12:07:20 PM
Take another 16 vacations?
 
2013-01-28 12:09:02 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Five Guys
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You are not prepared.


Well, I know what I'm doing for lunch today.
 
2013-01-28 12:10:41 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Parthenogenetic: That's all the usable meat from five North Koreans.

That's sick sad and wrong.

Well done sir!


*tips hat to The Stealth Hippopotamus*

Thank you, kind sir!
 
2013-01-28 12:17:59 PM

WTF Indeed: what_now: I am always amused at how OUTRAAAAGED the right wing is over Michelle Obama's platform of "eat your vegetables and go play outside".

That's because most vegetables are grown in the socialist state of California with illegal labor that votes Democat and playing outside is free is which is like telling kids to "Go outside and play socialism."


Democaturday?

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2013-01-28 12:20:44 PM
as someone who ate 3 triple cheeseburgers yesterday I'm getting a kick out of this thread

/I know I sound fat, but I'm really active
//didn't plan on having a burger for every meal it just happened
///9 beef patties is too much
 
2013-01-28 12:22:53 PM

what_now: Democaturday?


Everyone knows that Saturday is the correct Biblical Sabbath, therefore by changing Saturday to Democaturday, Mrs. Obama will remove of judeo-christian values from the week and replace them with Islamo-Feline fascism.
 
2013-01-28 12:28:19 PM

ModernPrimitive01: ///9 beef patties is too much


Than you're not ready for the quadruple bypass burger

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She likes a guy who can handle their meat.
 
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