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(News4Jax)   Women at home jewelry party foil armed home invasion attempt by chanting 'Jesus'. Father Merrin wonders how it could be that easy   (news4jax.com) divider line 17
    More: Florida, home invasions, robbery  
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2013-01-28 11:38:22 AM  
11 votes:
I've heard this joke before. The pitbull's name was Jesus.
2013-01-28 11:39:36 AM  
5 votes:
I can picture the women chanting it like they do on the Jerry Springer show.

JEEE-SUS! JEEE-SUS! JEEE-SUS!

Now watch as St. Peter hucks a chair at the host.
2013-01-28 01:34:43 PM  
2 votes:

Quick Fixer: Ah good. The ol' "Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot" tactic.

Batman would be proud... If only he hadn't died saving Gotham from that nuclear bomb. :(


Yea, that was a sad ending.
Tony stark died the same way.
So did Will smith in Independence day.
Hollywood really needs to stop with these downer endings.

/I find its much its so much easier to get out of the theater if you leave before the rush.
2013-01-28 11:56:09 AM  
2 votes:
SWIPER NO SWIPING!

/didn't work for raper, no raping...
2013-01-28 02:28:51 PM  
1 votes:

way south: Quick Fixer: Ah good. The ol' "Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot" tactic.

Batman would be proud... If only he hadn't died saving Gotham from that nuclear bomb. :(

Yea, that was a sad ending.
Tony stark died the same way.
So did Will smith in Independence day.
Hollywood really needs to stop with these downer endings.

/I find its much its so much easier to get out of the theater if you leave before the rush.


I was just wondering the other day, did Luke ever find out what happened to his father?
2013-01-28 12:40:29 PM  
1 votes:
People often suggest that a particular state deserves a tag like Florida has. I suggest a second website "FLArk".
2013-01-28 12:36:36 PM  
1 votes:
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
2013-01-28 12:11:16 PM  
1 votes:

xanadian: I can picture the women chanting it like they do on the Jerry Springer show.

JEEE-SUS! JEEE-SUS! JEEE-SUS!

Now watch as St. Peter hucks a chair at the host.


I was thinking more like "Eddie Murphy's aunt falling down the stairs" Jesus.
2013-01-28 12:02:02 PM  
1 votes:
upload.wikimedia.org

Unavailable for comment.

/obscure?
2013-01-28 11:54:56 AM  
1 votes:
Jesus: Biggest troll EVER.

sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net
2013-01-28 11:51:42 AM  
1 votes:
I think that if I tried to rob people and discovered they were mentally retarded, I'd have a crisis of conscience too.

www.prisonflicks.com
2013-01-28 11:49:23 AM  
1 votes:
Lake City police say Derek Lee

He's really fallen on hard times...

birdbytes.files.wordpress.com
2013-01-28 11:48:58 AM  
1 votes:
technoccult.net
2013-01-28 11:45:55 AM  
1 votes:

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: If you chant "sausage" and record it, play it backward it sounds like you are chanting "Jesus".


Are you that guy from the Da Vinci Code? I think you've just unlocked one of the biggest secrets of the Vatican.
2013-01-28 11:45:38 AM  
1 votes:
The jewelry show was at this lady's house.

www.bestfunnyblog.com
2013-01-28 11:42:39 AM  
1 votes:
If you chant "sausage" and record it, play it backward it sounds like you are chanting "Jesus".
2013-01-28 11:40:39 AM  
1 votes:
www.butnotyet.com
They were calling this guy.
 
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