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(News4Jax)   Women at home jewelry party foil armed home invasion attempt by chanting 'Jesus'. Father Merrin wonders how it could be that easy   (news4jax.com) divider line 13
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4404 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Jan 2013 at 11:35 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-28 11:51:42 AM  
2 votes:
I think that if I tried to rob people and discovered they were mentally retarded, I'd have a crisis of conscience too.

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2013-01-28 11:37:22 AM  
2 votes:
Ok, that would creep me out enough to make me leave too.
2013-01-28 01:47:25 PM  
1 votes:
It's official. I'm now officially afraid to go south of the mason dixon.

the power of christ compels you ahahahahaha-
apologies for the commercial but this is worth the wait


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2013-01-28 01:33:39 PM  
1 votes:

KangTheMad: Ok, that would creep me out enough to make me leave too.


I would have shot them, one by one, each time yelling out "WHERE IS YOUR JESUS NOW?"
2013-01-28 12:41:14 PM  
1 votes:
"I have forgiven him and prayed for his salvation," said Hagler. "I'm hoping this situation has led him to trust the lord and turn his life around."

I'm all about people turning their life around and even genuinely accept Christ BUT I failed to see how the specifics of this incident would necessarily make the person do that.

Serving the soup kitchen sure... donating to charity.. yup, helping strangers.. definitely... genuinely forgiving and loving someone who had caused you harm.. definitely, BUT reporting someone to the cops and sending him to jail (while the right thing to do).. I don't think the perp would think that as a nice gesture and a catalyst to commit his life to Christ.!
2013-01-28 12:36:36 PM  
1 votes:
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
2013-01-28 12:00:36 PM  
1 votes:
He figured their pockets were as empty as their heads and moved along.
2013-01-28 11:52:07 AM  
1 votes:
Only goes to show. Even gun wielding thugs are afraid of the crazy.
2013-01-28 11:51:57 AM  
1 votes:
Religion: Freaking people out since, well... since forever!
2013-01-28 11:47:08 AM  
1 votes:
Is that like the Indian bus-rape victim, who apparently could have stopped the whole thing by holding the guy's hand and calling him "brother" or saying "Allah" or something?
2013-01-28 11:41:42 AM  
1 votes:
I was coming here to say pretty much everything that has already been said.
2013-01-28 11:39:36 AM  
1 votes:
I can picture the women chanting it like they do on the Jerry Springer show.

JEEE-SUS! JEEE-SUS! JEEE-SUS!

Now watch as St. Peter hucks a chair at the host.
2013-01-28 11:38:51 AM  
1 votes:

KangTheMad: Ok, that would creep me out enough to make me leave too.


Just what I was thinking. Florida, you never fail to amuse.
 
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