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(News4Jax)   Women at home jewelry party foil armed home invasion attempt by chanting 'Jesus'. Father Merrin wonders how it could be that easy   (news4jax.com ) divider line
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2013-01-28 03:11:19 PM  

AcneVulgaris: KangTheMad: Ok, that would creep me out enough to make me leave too.

I would have shot them, one by one, each time yelling out "WHERE IS YOUR JESUS NOW?"


Ok, I laughed.

/window please
 
2013-01-28 03:25:18 PM  
"I have forgiven him and prayed for his salvation," said Hagler. "I'm hoping this situation has led him to trust the lord and turn his life around."

So they aren't pressing charges, letting him go and selling off that jewelry and using the proceeds to get him into a local community college and halfway house?

Forgiveness is not an act of self affirmation by lol'ing at the farkers from your cloud.
 
2013-01-28 03:26:36 PM  
FTA: "When I realized what was going on, I stood up and said, 'In the name of Jesus, get out of my house now.'

First of all - the gun and forced entry weren't pretty quick clues as to what was going on? Secondly, how arrogant do you have to be to not just shiat your pants and give the guy what he wants? Oh no, instead, you're gonna climb up on your high horse, and start pulling the "By the power of Christ, I command you!!", because that totally works.

I wish at least he would've stolen all of their shiat to take them down a few pegs.
 
2013-01-28 03:34:21 PM  
Not going to read the article, but I'm going to be really dissapointed if the 'foiled' in that headline wasn't 'couple of burglars break in, see crazy women doing prayer assault, shrug, grab jewels and leave.' Followed by 'They didn't shoot us, it totally worked!'
 
2013-01-28 03:37:12 PM  

SN1987a goes boom: KangTheMad: Ok, that would creep me out enough to make me leave too.

Who wants to break into a cult meeting?


I'm leaving you to die if they're the human sacrifice/gimp suit type of cult.
 
2013-01-28 03:48:11 PM  

AcneVulgaris: KangTheMad: Ok, that would creep me out enough to make me leave too.

I would have shot them, one by one, each time yelling out "WHERE IS YOUR JESUS NOW?"


They just would have rationalized that he was "testing" them.
 
2013-01-28 04:31:43 PM  
saw that on our local news this morning. It's what I imagine would happen if Sheldon's mom ever held a jewelry
party and someone broke in.
 
2013-01-28 04:39:33 PM  
You know what works better?

Muad'Dib
 
2013-01-28 04:43:40 PM  

Lee451: Still sounds like a major case of sour grapes in these comments.

/God: Don't knock Him until you have tried Him...


Gave it a good shot, it didn't take. But the fact remains that must've been one creepy scene.
 
2013-01-28 04:49:38 PM  
And of course this will later be used as anecdotal "evidence" of the Power of Jeebus, when it was far more likely that the guy just got wigged out enough to leave.
 
2013-01-28 04:55:18 PM  

Arkanaut: way south: Quick Fixer: Ah good. The ol' "Criminals are a superstitious, cowardly lot" tactic.

Batman would be proud... If only he hadn't died saving Gotham from that nuclear bomb. :(

Yea, that was a sad ending.
Tony stark died the same way.
So did Will smith in Independence day.
Hollywood really needs to stop with these downer endings.

/I find its much its so much easier to get out of the theater if you leave before the rush.

I was just wondering the other day, did Luke ever find out what happened to his father?


I dunno.

I was just hoping him and that Princess would hit it off.
They made a cute couple.
 
2013-01-28 05:36:29 PM  
My dog would have distracted him long enough for me to get out my .380 and blow a hole through his chest. Then I would have said, "JESUS!"
 
2013-01-28 07:45:39 PM  

Liz Lemon: FTA: "When I realized what was going on, I stood up and said, 'In the name of Jesus, get out of my house now.'

First of all - the gun and forced entry weren't pretty quick clues as to what was going on? Secondly, how arrogant do you have to be to not just shiat your pants and give the guy what he wants? Oh no, instead, you're gonna climb up on your high horse, and start pulling the "By the power of Christ, I command you!!", because that totally works.

I wish at least he would've stolen all of their shiat to take them down a few pegs.


Ah militant atheists, the Jahova's witnesses of the Internet
 
2013-01-28 08:21:08 PM  

dforkus: Liz Lemon: FTA: "When I realized what was going on, I stood up and said, 'In the name of Jesus, get out of my house now.'

First of all - the gun and forced entry weren't pretty quick clues as to what was going on? Secondly, how arrogant do you have to be to not just shiat your pants and give the guy what he wants? Oh no, instead, you're gonna climb up on your high horse, and start pulling the "By the power of Christ, I command you!!", because that totally works.

I wish at least he would've stolen all of their shiat to take them down a few pegs.

Ah militant atheists, the Jahova's witnesses of the Internet


www.charlieglickman.com
 
2013-01-28 10:05:35 PM  

slackananda: A group of ladies in Lake City
Partied for jewelry pretty
A man with a gun
Tried ruining the fun
Said Jesus, "That's a bit shiatty"

/This or course assumes he answered the call and chased the intruder away


Very good.
 
2013-01-28 10:59:57 PM  

KangTheMad: SN1987a goes boom: KangTheMad: Ok, that would creep me out enough to make me leave too.

Who wants to break into a cult meeting?

I'm leaving you to die if they're the human sacrifice/gimp suit type of cult.


I wasn't meaning that question to sound like I was asking people to do that, but rather as "why would you" sort of thing.

/also now I have an image of the folks from Temple of Doom in gimp suits in my head. The safe word is NOT Kali Ma.
 
2013-01-28 11:05:07 PM  
Therefore God has highly exalted him and bestowed on him the name that is above every name, so that at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, in heaven and on earth and under the earth, and every tongue confess that Jesus Christ is Lord, to the glory of God the Father.
Philippians 2:9-11
 
2013-01-29 08:33:17 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: AcneVulgaris: KangTheMad: Ok, that would creep me out enough to make me leave too.

I would have shot them, one by one, each time yelling out "WHERE IS YOUR JESUS NOW?"

They just would have rationalized that he was "testing" them.


I GOT YOUR TEST RIGHT HERE, LADY!!!
 
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