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2013-01-28 09:46:24 AM  
You know, I normally don't say things like this, but I really hope someone beats him to death with his own arm, then shoves that arm right up his ass.
 
2013-01-28 09:48:52 AM  
That's 37.5 pound per attacker.

I've had bigger meals.

Some people just need to get their arse kicked, the 150 pound guy is not the one I'm thinking about
 
2013-01-28 09:53:25 AM  
If it was Ocean maybe they can put him away on a hate crime
 
2013-01-28 10:11:51 AM  
That's a good 55-60 lbs over the weight class Chris usually prefers to fight.
 
2013-01-28 10:35:39 AM  

zedster: If it was Ocean maybe they can put him away on a hate crime


I'm not generally a fan of using hate crime statutes willy nilly, but when Chris Brown is involved I'm willing to make an exception.
 
2013-01-28 10:44:58 AM  

rynthetyn: zedster: If it was Ocean maybe they can put him away on a hate crime

I'm not generally a fan of using hate crime statutes willy nilly, but when Chris Brown is involved I'm willing to make an exception.


Step 1: show Chris Brown has said something homophobic in the past
Step 2: prove he knew Ocean was gay (duh)
Step 3: Chris gets to spend sometime in the pen
 
2013-01-28 11:07:18 AM  

zedster: prove he knew Ocean was gay


you know, I always thought he was a Caribbean Queen...
 
2013-01-28 11:09:42 AM  
Chris Brown is gay. That's why he beat up Rihanna. He hates her for not making him ungay.

And he beat up Frank Ocean because he wants to fark him and he hates him for that.
 
2013-01-28 11:11:23 AM  

Coco LaFemme: You know, I normally don't say things like this, but I really hope someone beats him to death with his own arm, then shoves that arm right up his ass.


It would be better if they shoved it up his ass first and then beat him to death with it.

This guy really deserves whats coming to him.
 
2013-01-28 11:11:32 AM  

zedster: rynthetyn: zedster: If it was Ocean maybe they can put him away on a hate crime

I'm not generally a fan of using hate crime statutes willy nilly, but when Chris Brown is involved I'm willing to make an exception.

Step 1: show Chris Brown has said something homophobic in the past
Step 2: prove he knew Ocean was gay (duh)
Step 3: Chris gets to spend sometime in the pen


 Well, we have plenty of evidence for steps 1 and 2, we just have to prove that those elements contributed to the fight and it wasn't just Chris Brown being a dick like usual. Oh, wait, hasn't Chris Brown tweeted homophobic stuff specifically about Frank Ocean? Lock him up for good.
 
2013-01-28 11:13:09 AM  

zedster: If it was Ocean maybe they can put him away on a hate crime


http://www.dlisted.com/2013/01/28/difficult-brown-and-frank-ocean-go t- brawl-over-parking-space

Looks like it was Frank Ocean that was involved in this.  The plot thickens.
 
2013-01-28 11:19:02 AM  
Chris Brown punched Frank Ocean during an argument over a parking spot? What the hell is wrong with that asshole?
 
2013-01-28 11:19:56 AM  

Lego_Addict: Coco LaFemme: You know, I normally don't say things like this, but I really hope someone beats him to death with his own arm, then shoves that arm right up his ass.

It would be better if they shoved it up his ass first and then beat him to death with it.

This guy really deserves whats coming to him.


Best. Brock. Sampson. Ever.
 
2013-01-28 11:20:17 AM  
Is he Billy Ocean's Kid?
Just kidding.
Don't sue me, Breaux.
 
2013-01-28 11:20:49 AM  
I like how Chris Brown's people are claiming Frank Ocean and his group started it. Come the fark on.
 
2013-01-28 11:21:11 AM  
As a society, we should just pool together some cash and just give it to Suge Knight. He knows how to handle situations like this.
 
2013-01-28 11:25:27 AM  
Reason #2,384 why Chris Brown is a gelatinous glob of gunt sweat.
 
2013-01-28 11:25:44 AM  
I love how this NY Post article picks pictures that make Brown look like a thug and Ocean look like a boy scout.

http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/chris_brown_frank_ocean_fight_ ou tside_IARh9xo6kH4K9VC8FbiBTK
 
2013-01-28 11:28:53 AM  
If I were a judge and Chris Brown appeared in front of me, I'd sentence him to a lifetime of going around the country and punching everyone who bought his music and thus made him a national celebrity.
 
2013-01-28 11:34:39 AM  
I really hope someone pimp slaps the hell out of Brown a few times.

Parking spaces were no joke at this one office I was at. Senior partners would piss & moan if their spot 6 feet closer to the door was taken. Most of them could have used the extra walk.
 
2013-01-28 11:35:43 AM  
Maybe it's just me, but I would think that getting to knob Rihanna on a regular basis would calm me down.
 
2013-01-28 11:36:25 AM  

The Larch: Chris Brown punched Frank Ocean during an argument over a parking spot? What the hell is wrong with that asshole?


He's an asshole. I think that pretty much explains it.
 
2013-01-28 11:37:08 AM  

rynthetyn: I love how this NY Post article picks pictures that make Brown look like a thug and Ocean look like a boy scout.

http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/chris_brown_frank_ocean_fight_ ou tside_IARh9xo6kH4K9VC8FbiBTK


Well it's hard to find a picture where Brown doesn't look like a thug
 
2013-01-28 11:40:03 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: rynthetyn: I love how this NY Post article picks pictures that make Brown look like a thug and Ocean look like a boy scout.

http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/chris_brown_frank_ocean_fight_ ou tside_IARh9xo6kH4K9VC8FbiBTK

Well it's hard to find a picture where Brown doesn't look like a thug


But there are plenty of pictures where Ocean looks like less of a nerdy boy scout.
 
2013-01-28 11:40:07 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: rynthetyn: I love how this NY Post article picks pictures that make Brown look like a thug and Ocean look like a boy scout.

http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/chris_brown_frank_ocean_fight_ ou tside_IARh9xo6kH4K9VC8FbiBTK

Well it's hard to find a picture where Brown doesn't look like a thug


Yeah, i mean, HE IS BLACK!!!
 
2013-01-28 11:43:20 AM  

rynthetyn: I love how this NY Post article picks pictures that make Brown look like a thug and Ocean look like a boy scout.

http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/chris_brown_frank_ocean_fight_ ou tside_IARh9xo6kH4K9VC8FbiBTK


Chris Brown is a thug.  Someone who bashes his girlfriend's face into a car window until it is swollen, bruised, and bloody is not the mark of a gentleman.  Has nothing to do with his skin color.
 
2013-01-28 11:44:35 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus:

Well it's hard to find a picture where Brown doesn't look like a thug



i2.cdn.turner.com

Found one. What do I win?
 
2013-01-28 11:47:12 AM  

I Browse: The Stealth Hippopotamus:

Well it's hard to find a picture where Brown doesn't look like a thug


[i2.cdn.turner.com image 292x219]

Found one. What do I win?


He still looks like a douche though.

In addendum to my previous comment, Chris Brown's group claims Frank Ocean's group started it. Yet the police are calling Frank Ocean the victim because he was the one who actually stuck around for the police. Chris Brown is such a lamer that he fled the scene. Sure sounds innocent to me.
 
2013-01-28 11:49:31 AM  

I Browse: Found one. What do I win?



One internet


Dont spend it all in one place.
 
2013-01-28 11:54:27 AM  
A fight broke out in the vicinity of Chris Brown.......that poor guy. How does this keep happening to him? It's like he's a fight magnet!
 
2013-01-28 12:25:55 PM  
The only reason I know who Chris Brown is, is because of him beating up Rihanna. Whose name I only know because Chris Brown beat her up. I feel old and uncool.

/Off to buy a bowtie
 
2013-01-28 12:33:27 PM  

I Browse: The Stealth Hippopotamus:

Well it's hard to find a picture where Brown doesn't look like a thug


[i2.cdn.turner.com image 292x219]

Found one. What do I win?


We'll have to go to the judges on this one. Wearing a powder blue bow tie doesn't automatically "un-thug" you.

www.theblaze.com
 
2013-01-28 12:37:42 PM  

Gunderson: zedster: prove he knew Ocean was gay

you know, I always thought he was a Caribbean Queen...


No more love on the run.
 
2013-01-28 12:38:26 PM  
I don't really blame Chris Brown for any of his stupidity. I blame everyone who buys his music which means as a celebrity there are no consequences for his actions. If you're a woman and are still a Chris Brown fan, you should go to the nearest womanhood center and turn in your uterus. He abused a woman and had her bloody face tattooed on his neck for god's sake
 
2013-01-28 12:40:28 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Chris Brown is gay. That's why he beat up Rihanna. He hates her for not making him ungay.

And he beat up Frank Ocean because he wants to fark him and he hates him for that.


That doesn't sound so far-fetched, acutally.
 
2013-01-28 12:46:27 PM  

TheSelphie: I like how Chris Brown's people are claiming Frank Ocean and his group started it. Come the fark on.


exactly.

if Brown was acting in self defense, why did he leave before the cops showed up? very rookie mistake.
 
2013-01-28 12:48:24 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Chris Brown is gay. That's why he beat up Rihanna. He hates her for not making him ungay.

And he beat up Frank Ocean because he wants to fark him and he hates him for that.


"I hate you because......you're gay.....and I.......I want to have sex with you..............but I can't...........and.....think of my fist as a penis......."

static1.fjcdn.com
 
2013-01-28 12:55:52 PM  
Public Service Announcement -

If you see Chris Brown, please beat the crap out of him. He needs it.
 
2013-01-28 01:06:48 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Chris Brown is gay


img1.fark.net Gay Rapper Beats Up Member Of Notoriously Homophobic Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All Gang
 
2013-01-28 01:16:24 PM  
So hired thugs act like thugs, who knew.
 
2013-01-28 01:16:43 PM  
shouldnt this guy be in jail

instead of the tabloids
 
2013-01-28 01:26:20 PM  
www.cryosites.com
 
2013-01-28 01:28:14 PM  

ModernPrimitive01: I don't really blame Chris Brown for any of his stupidity. I blame everyone who buys his music which means as a celebrity there are no consequences for his actions. If you're a woman and are still a Chris Brown fan, you should go to the nearest womanhood center and turn in your uterus. He abused a woman and had her bloody face tattooed on his neck for god's sake


Part of me wonders if events like this parking lot altercation aren't some sort of publicity stunts to enhance his "bad boy" image.

I'm still surprised Jay-Z hasn't had Chris Brown worked over by now. After that "bloody face tattoo," I would have assumed he'd send a couple of crack pipe hittin' dudes to remove that with a blow torch and a pair of pliers.
 
2013-01-28 01:32:06 PM  
TNB
 
2013-01-28 01:48:14 PM  

Uncle Pooky: Maybe it's just me, but I would think that getting to knob Rihanna on a regular basis would calm me down.


Until you discover the herp on your jimmy.

/I mean, I heard rumors
//Still, she is smoking hot, and even if the rumors are true, if the opportunity presented itself I'd at least give it some thought
 
2013-01-28 01:51:28 PM  
p.twimg.com

Really??? How in anyone's universe does this passes for talent?
 
2013-01-28 01:51:37 PM  

Lego_Addict: Coco LaFemme: You know, I normally don't say things like this, but I really hope someone beats him to death with his own arm, then shoves that arm right up his ass.

It would be better if they shoved it up his ass first and then beat him to death with it.

This guy really deserves whats coming to him.


You mean he deserves nothing? Because that's pretty much what's going to happen to him. Nothing.

He's wealthy and famous. Laws don't apply to wealthy famous people. Laws are just for us hoi polloi. At most he'll get some meaningless, completely token, slap on the wrist.
 
2013-01-28 02:02:12 PM  
3 strikes law yet?
 
2013-01-28 02:03:00 PM  

I Browse: The Stealth Hippopotamus:

Well it's hard to find a picture where Brown doesn't look like a thug


[i2.cdn.turner.com image 292x219]

Found one. What do I win?


You spent time googling Chris Brown. That means you lose.
 
2013-01-28 02:09:53 PM  
Hood rat thug.
 
2013-01-28 02:17:15 PM  
static.guim.co.uk
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
 
2013-01-28 02:20:32 PM  

zedster: If it was Ocean maybe they can put him away on a hate crime


If he's bi does that make it half a hate crime?
 
2013-01-28 02:26:02 PM  
Beat me like one of your French girls?

/that tattoo is terrible on a couple different levels.
 
2013-01-28 02:37:09 PM  

Gunderson: zedster: prove he knew Ocean was gay

you know, I always thought he was a Caribbean Queen...


{slaps forehead} You mean it's not 'Caribou Queen'? I've been singing that song wrong for three decades!
 
2013-01-28 02:43:30 PM  

okaykleek: Gunderson: zedster: prove he knew Ocean was gay

you know, I always thought he was a Caribbean Queen...

{slaps forehead} You mean it's not 'Caribou Queen'? I've been singing that song wrong for three decades!


img4.allvoices.com
What a Caribou Queen might look like.
 
2013-01-28 02:54:22 PM  
I can't wait for the inevitable follow-up when his Army of Idiots takes to twitter in all their tough-guy glory to give this feller what-for fer postin' something bad about their boy.

/ sorry, Chris Brown fans, you can't be tough on Twitter
// which I suppose is the point considering what most of you really are....
 
2013-01-28 02:54:56 PM  
Yo my man. On the bright side he now a full member of the Chris Brown Gang ,having gotten beaten in...in..in.

/my debut album...
5 hour energy.
 
2013-01-28 03:00:40 PM  

Lego_Addict: Coco LaFemme: You know, I normally don't say things like this, but I really hope someone beats him to death with his own arm, then shoves that arm right up his ass.

It would be better if they shoved it up his ass first and then beat him to death with it.

This guy really deserves whats coming to him.


wthhubert.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-28 03:00:50 PM  

I Browse: The Stealth Hippopotamus:

Well it's hard to find a picture where Brown doesn't look like a thug


[i2.cdn.turner.com image 292x219]

Found one. What do I win?


You win one of the bean pies he's selling on the street corner, my brotha. *black power salute*
 
2013-01-28 03:03:03 PM  
White people problems, amirite?
 
2013-01-28 03:08:13 PM  
One of these days the Teflon is not going to be there for CB.
 
2013-01-28 03:08:40 PM  
img.fark.net

/Hot like the Onion
 
2013-01-28 03:26:38 PM  

I Browse: The Stealth Hippopotamus:

Well it's hard to find a picture where Brown doesn't look like a thug


[i2.cdn.turner.com image 292x219]

Found one. What do I win?


Is there anything that bow ties can't fix? It's like argyle
 
2013-01-28 03:27:03 PM  

The Larch: Lego_Addict: Coco LaFemme: You know, I normally don't say things like this, but I really hope someone beats him to death with his own arm, then shoves that arm right up his ass.

It would be better if they shoved it up his ass first and then beat him to death with it.

This guy really deserves whats coming to him.

Best. Brock. Sampson. Ever.


Bring on the Brock Ness Monster!
 
2013-01-28 03:41:01 PM  

Glitchwerks: ModernPrimitive01: I don't really blame Chris Brown for any of his stupidity. I blame everyone who buys his music which means as a celebrity there are no consequences for his actions. If you're a woman and are still a Chris Brown fan, you should go to the nearest womanhood center and turn in your uterus. He abused a woman and had her bloody face tattooed on his neck for god's sake

Part of me wonders if events like this parking lot altercation aren't some sort of publicity stunts to enhance his "bad boy" image.

I'm still surprised Jay-Z hasn't had Chris Brown worked over by now. After that "bloody face tattoo," I would have assumed he'd send a couple of crack pipe hittin' dudes to remove that with a blow torch and a pair of pliers.



Your horrible use of a Pulp Fiction quote has me facepalming.
 
2013-01-28 03:46:35 PM  
why is this woman beater still getting our support and fame?
 
2013-01-28 03:50:40 PM  

Brick-House: [www.cryosites.com image 500x454]


He's just such a super guy!
 
2013-01-28 03:53:58 PM  

moonage daydream: Your horrible use of a Pulp Fiction quote has me facepalming.


Posted before the daily dosage of caffeine and nicotine. I'll go hang my head in shame now.
 
2013-01-28 03:54:37 PM  

Sybarite: That's a good 55-60 lbs over the weight class Chris usually prefers to fight.


lulz...
 
2013-01-28 03:55:22 PM  
Ocean laughed about it and says his finger was cut, so it doesn't sound like he was really injured. Hopefully that cut is from punching Brown or one of his entourage.

I don't normally follow celebrity news or feuds, but I really would love to see Chris Brown get what's coming to him.
 
2013-01-28 04:13:36 PM  
The funny thing is that Chris Brown isn't the thug that he thinks he is.

He beats up women and small gay r&b singers.

If he were put in prison, he would soon find out that he really isn't that tough, and that in that environment he would be the woman as well as the gay R&B singer.
 
2013-01-28 04:35:16 PM  

I Browse: The Stealth Hippopotamus:

Well it's hard to find a picture where Brown doesn't look like a thug


[i2.cdn.turner.com image 292x219]

Found one. What do I win?


A Date with Chris Brown.

Bring pepper spray.
 
2013-01-28 05:15:11 PM  
Chris Brown should be sentenced to picking up trash.

On Jupiter.
 
2013-01-28 05:22:26 PM  
He is almost bad as: Sean Connery or
Charlie Sheen.
 
2013-01-28 05:36:25 PM  
Wasn't there a MMA fighter who challenged Chris to a fight after the Rhianna beating? I'd pay money to see him take on a trained guy his size.
 
2013-01-28 05:45:11 PM  

1derful: The funny thing is that Chris Brown isn't the thug that he thinks he is.

He beats up women and small gay r&b singers.

If he were put in prison, he would soon find out that he really isn't that tough, and that in that environment he would be the woman as well as the gay R&B singer.


Frank Ocean's orientation aside, dude's a hipster who collects vintage typewriters. Starting a fight with a guy who collects vintage typewriters is quite the way to show how much of a hard core thug you are. Maybe next he'll start a fight with a guy who likes to spend his spare time instagramming his fountain pen collection.
 
2013-01-28 05:45:18 PM  

blubaldnuglee: Wasn't there a MMA fighter who challenged Chris to a fight after the Rhianna beating? I'd pay money to see him take on a trained guy his size.


I don't know about any MMA fighters, but WWE wrestler CM Punk had some not-too-favorable things to say about Chris Brown.
 
2013-01-28 06:14:34 PM  
Chris Brown is such a homo. I'm so lithe and catlike he couldn't even hit me. He'd have to roll tape, throw a bunch of punches, review the tape and analyze which way I usually juke, then come back and throw a punch into the thin air on my "juke side" and hope I accidentally juke into his fist.

/Dumb ass
//Come at me, bro!
///Bring your camera, punk.
 
2013-01-28 06:15:11 PM  
////JUKE
 
2013-01-28 06:31:54 PM  
Am I allowed to detail exactly what violence I would do to Chris brown? Like as far as which body parts I'd mutilate and in what order? I've spent some time on it.

/worked with abused women & kids
 
2013-01-28 06:40:56 PM  

TheSelphie: I like how Chris Brown's people are claiming Frank Ocean and his group started it. Come the fark on.


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
Why don't chu want to give me the parking path?
 
2013-01-28 07:48:29 PM  
This should get the obvious tag.

Black guys never fight alone, their friends ALWAYS jump in.
 
2013-01-28 07:54:14 PM  

theotherlondon: He is almost bad as: Sean Connery or
Charlie Sheen.


^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
 
2013-01-28 07:57:37 PM  
Man... Can we put a bounty on this guy? Would, like, Kickstarter let us do that? Raise like $10,000 to whomever knocks this motherf*cker down? You know there are some pipe hitters out there that would do 30 days for ten grand.
 
2013-01-28 08:20:42 PM  
Apparently half the internet wants to use this as an excuse to charge Chris Brown with a hate crime. Hilariously, Chris Brown fans don't realize that it's not because people actually think it was a hate crime, but because nobody likes Chris Brown. It's pretty funny reading their tantrums on various article comment sections and pitching a fit on Frank Ocean's Instagram.
 
2013-01-28 09:34:03 PM  
I generally hate RNB but Frank Ocean wipes the floor with lame ass Chris Breezy (love that his nickname is a slang term for biatch) when it comes to singing and making songs.
 
2013-01-28 10:16:34 PM  
I had a run in with Chris Brown and his bodyguards. Assholes almost knocked me down making a path for him in a clear, empty walkway.  Luckily, I wasn't drunk enough to tell him what I thought of him.
 
2013-01-29 01:58:37 AM  
Exactly how many chimpouts has this guy skated on while on probation? Lock his battering ass up.

Channel Orange is also a goddamn FANTASTIC album. Love Ocean and the entire Odd Future crew.
 
2013-01-29 02:34:37 AM  
PiffMan420:

Channel Orange is also a goddamn FANTASTIC album. Love Ocean and the entire Odd Future crew.

I'm not usually a fan of R&B (there's something about the style that makes me cranky), but I love Channel Orange. It's one of those albums that transcends genre and just works on every level. It's brilliant and conveys such raw emotion.
 
2013-01-29 06:00:57 AM  
Beat the crap out of a woman, then get in two more brawls that involve the police while you're on probation. Check to see how long it takes for them to throw your ass in prison. Seriously, how is this douche canoe not in jail?
 
2013-01-29 06:15:29 AM  

vwarb: Beat the crap out of a woman, then get in two more brawls that involve the police while you're on probation. Check to see how long it takes for them to throw your ass in prison. Seriously, how is this douche canoe not in jail?


$$$$
 
2013-01-30 02:31:08 PM  
Rihanna wants her ass beat some 'mo so she went back to him. A murder-suicide would be appropriate in this case.
 
2013-01-31 12:02:29 AM  

professordumbledorf: Rihanna wants her ass beat some 'mo so she went back to him. A murder-suicide would be appropriate in this case.


How Stacy Allen of her
 
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